Corruption

[rastuscat]

A KB user took advantage of me today. He presented his son for his Basic Handling Skills Test, and arrived with a box of bribery.

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His son passed.

KB corruption is rife.

Mmmmmm, donuts.

[Jin]

You can take the cop out of the donut but you cant take the donut out of the cop

[GrayWolf]

would I pass 'advanced' with this?
https://s19.postimg.org/wccj1wivn/0a0_MFM_Donut_Day_Healthy_MFM.jpg

[EJK]

Recently a lost record tape was found during an arrest many moons ago. Below is the transcript.

Rastuscat: "You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent..."
Bad guy: "I work at Coupland's Bakeries"
Rastuscat: "I'm listening..."

[rastuscat]

would I pass 'advanced' with this?

I can't issue Space Ship licences, but if you turn up with that salad, I'll find a way.

[Pound]

Damn it!

I wish I would have known about this when I took my basic handling skills test!

I would have bought you 2 boxes.....

[caspernz]

The dough nut salad needs "dressing" with whipped cream I'd say :innocent:

[AllanB]

Appears to be legal currency.

[Scuba_Steve]

If you can turn my 1,2,4,6,F into a 1,2,4,5,6,F,R,T,W there's a pallet of donuts in it for ya :msn-wink:

[mossy1200]

Has a donut stall ever been robbed?
Im thinking they receive a constant flow of code popo false alarms with response times under 20 seconds.

[GrayWolf]

Has a donut stall ever been robbed?
Im thinking they receive a constant flow of code popo false alarms with response times under 20 seconds.

yes 20 second response, with numbers https://s19.postimg.org/ixzg5vc7n/Donut_City2.jpg

[Swoop]

That's a freakin' good looking box of yummies!!

[Stirts]

A KB user took advantage of me today. He presented his son for his Basic Handling Skills Test, and arrived with a box of bribery.



needs "dressing" with whipped cream I'd say :innocent:


That's a freakin' good looking box of yummies!!

That's shocking!!!

http://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED124/563058113bab3.jpeg

[mulletman]

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

[Oakie]

What a shocker!

(two in the pink and one in the stink)

[Akzle]

What a shocker!

(two in the pink and one in the stink)

congratulations. you have a firm grasp of the patently obvious.

[jasonu]

Has a donut stall ever been robbed?
.

Not sure if one has been robbed but the pigs bowled one in my town a few months ago.
http://www.ktvz.com/news/bend/police-officer-out-of-hospital-after-ne-bend-crash/69124117

[Akzle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSP8gDHYYc

[trufflebutter]

What a shocker!

(two in the pink and one in the stink)

Only a shocker when you discover that your Parents found out the enjoyment of this years ago.

[Coldrider]

Only a shocker when you discover that your Parents found out the enjoyment of this years ago.
Even bigger shocker when you discover what your KB self selected username means.

[trufflebutter]

That was no accident.

[rastuscat]

Cinnamon is still my favourite.

In case any future clients are wondering.

[Big Dog]

Have you tried the brandy cream filled cinnamon ones? A bit to sweet to have two but very nice.

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[Old Steve]

Have you tried the brandy cream filled cinnamon ones? A bit to sweet to have two but very nice.

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It's NEVER too sweet to have two, go wash your mouth out Big Dog!




Mutters as he disappears in the distance, "Too sweet to have two, the guy's an idiot, it's never too sweet to have two, that's tantamount to treason, never too sweet to have two, never too ...."

[Akzle]

im double down with the coffee donuts available round ere

[Big Dog]

It's NEVER too sweet to have two, go wash your mouth out Big Dog!




Mutters as he disappears in the distance, "Too sweet to have two, the guy's an idiot, it's never too sweet to have two, that's tantamount to treason, never too sweet to have two, never too ...."
Allow me to qualify that a little... I don't eat much in the way of sweets. 2 of those in 1 sitting would have me tripping.

Scale of 1-10, 1 being an apple, 10 being death by chocolate. These things are about a 9.

Also good are the Belgian stuffs.
Icing differs, but the caramel fudge filling is amazing.

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[Old Steve]

Just taking the proverbial Big Dog, I'm a type 2 diabetic myself.

Two caramel filled donuts, I wish I could!

[biggie9925]

Hey man,

How much for the basic skills handling test - and where are you based?

I need to sit my learners - i tried to private message you but i think i'm too new

Cheers,
Dave

[Maha]

Hey man,

How much for the basic skills handling test - and where are you based?

I need to sit my learners - i tried to private message you but i think i'm too new

Cheers,
Dave

Rangiora/Christchurch ...you need someone closer I would suggest?

[biggie9925]

Rangiora/Christchurch ...you need someone closer I would suggest?

Haha, yes, it would appear that way. Cheers

[Big Dog]

Just taking the proverbial Big Dog, I'm a type 2 diabetic myself.

Two caramel filled donuts, I wish I could!
I suspect if I didn't keep my sweet tooth in check I'd be on a treatment plan like my brother.
But every second year in spite of my other poor life choices I pass my glucose test.
Some of my licence classes call for bi annual screening.

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[rastuscat]

Hey Biggie.

If ya ride yer GN to Ruapuna I'll do your Handling Skills Test for free. Coz it's a long way, and if you make it, you deserve a freebie.

[Coldrider]

Hey Biggie.

If ya ride yer GN to Ruapuna I'll do your Handling Skills Test for free. Coz it's a long way, and if you make it, you deserve a freebie.If he can make it to Wellington he already has BHS.

[Big Dog]

Hey Biggie.

If ya ride yer GN to Ruapuna I'll do your Handling Skills Test for free. Coz it's a long way, and if you make it, you deserve a freebie.
Oh yea, just what sort off freebie?

I'm guessing not cinnamon donuts.

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[Boob Johnson]

I'd cave in for much less if i'm honest!

[Akzle]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/2/23/Bacon_-_Captions_-_Donut_Bacon_Cheeseburger.jpg