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Dadpole
26th October 2016, 12:30
I may live in a rural backwater, but around here we keep up to date with the important issues of the day. This is the front page of our local weekly paper.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=325279&d=1477441456
neels
26th October 2016, 13:16
If that's the most notable event this week, it's probably a good thing.
Grumph
26th October 2016, 13:19
It's real news, it happened in real time to real people. As a dog breeder and occasional show participant, it's also relevant. Thank you for posting it.
sugilite
26th October 2016, 14:04
:lol: Yeah, I get that paper too. Best front page story of their sister paper, The Dannevirke News was the gumboots being stolen off the back porch! I posted that on my website and had many hilarious responses from my customers - though many of the Americans wished that is all their papers had to report.
Banditbandit
27th October 2016, 15:24
Yeup .. it's a dog ...
Banditbandit
27th October 2016, 15:39
Yeup .. it's a dog ...

Often the big news here is whether or not to allow people (especially children) to ride their horses in town .. they crap on the roads and leave holes in the grass berms ...

Small town NZ aye ..
Woodman
27th October 2016, 15:49
All this is good news, who needs bad news when there is good shit around like this.
Grumph
27th October 2016, 19:54
Often the big news here is whether or not to allow people (especially children) to ride their horses in town .. they crap on the roads and leave holes in the grass berms ...

Small town NZ aye ..

Quite true. Dog owners are required to pick up the crap - Horse owners can't be fucked getting off to do it.
Next pony club ride along my berm that leaves crap behind will have it thrown at them....
Dadpole
27th October 2016, 21:05
Quite true. Dog owners are required to pick up the crap - Horse owners can't be fucked getting off to do it.
Next pony club ride along my berm that leaves crap behind will have it thrown at them....

Don't forget we will need photos.
Grumph
28th October 2016, 05:28
Don't forget we will need photos.

I'm sure some phone-toting pony girl will provide our local rag with the relevant indignant protest and pics....
Banditbandit
28th October 2016, 10:25
Quite true. Dog owners are required to pick up the crap - Horse owners can't be fucked getting off to do it.
Next pony club ride along my berm that leaves crap behind will have it thrown at them....

Yeup .. a real grumph ...