Rebranding Auckland

[Bass]

Been a bit of shit up here recently about people wasting money rebranding Auckland.

Letter to the Herald this morning from some guy in Devonport sums it up.

Fkn classic!


Auckland - city of jails
Wellington - city of gales
Christchurch - city of nails
Dunedin - city of ales
There, that ought to save the ratepayer a million over the next year or two.



Love it.

[Maha]

A submission from the Auckland Tourettes Society

Auckland: Shit Piss Cunt Bucket.

[Moi]

Auckland rate payers attending meeting held by Ateed to discuss rebranding...

https://grist.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/angry_mob_simpsons.jpg

[TheDemonLord]

Auckland: It's okay to admit that it's the best place in the country.

Auckland: Where you can be sure that the lovely lady at the Bar isn't related!

Auckland: Still not quite first world Infrastructure.

Auckland: It's too expensive, we'll do it later when it's cheaper.

[Moi]

Auckland: It's okay to admit that it's the best place in the country.

Auckland: Where you can be sure that the lovely lady at the Bar isn't related!

Auckland: Still not quite first world Infrastructure.

Auckland: It's too expensive, we'll do it later when it's cheaper.

You forgot...

Auckland: A collection of villages pretending to be something else...

[Voltaire]

Auckland: proving aspiring to world class is not worth it.

Sent from Iphone whilst parked on Southern Motorway.:facepalm:

[Laava]

Auckland, the only downside to SH1!

[sidecar bob]

"Auckland, pull your head out of your arse":niceone:

[Madness]

Auckland, a bit of a shame really.

[Katman]

Auckland - thank fuck I got the fuck out of it.

[sidecar bob]

"Auckland, Gore, only bigger"

[WNJ]

Awkland, LOOK AT ME

[Voltaire]

Auckland - thank fuck I got the fuck out of it.

Auckland thanks Katman for his contribution :bleh:

[sidecar bob]

"Auckland, fuck this shit"

[Big Dog]

Auckland, where a light shower makes half a million people late for work.

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[eldog]

Auckland, Why for art thou?

[JimO]

Auckland......You're not in Mumbai

[trufflebutter]

Auckland - :killingme

[Akzle]

auckland: sorry about that.

dork-land, nz's supershitty. (geddit? GEDDIT??, cos azns squint and talk funny, and auckland is full of azns, also, it IS super-shitty. it's a multi-vernacular pun)

auckland - hamilton doesn't look so bad anymore, huh.

[Voltaire]

auckland: sorry about that.

dork-land, nz's supershitty. (geddit? GEDDIT??, cos azns squint and talk funny, and auckland is full of azns, also, it IS super-shitty. it's a multi-vernacular pun)

auckland - hamilton doesn't look so bad anymore, huh.


http://images.memes.com/meme/903223

[mashman]

Auckland: city of the lazy who couldn't be arsed moving any further south.

[F5 Dave]

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Traffic to make Wellington's post earthquake post storm deluge look normal.

[Moi]

Auckland: city of the lazy who couldn't be arsed moving any further south.

There be dragons and goblins and other scary things t'other side of Bombays... so son, don't go there!

[mashman]

There be dragons and goblins and other scary things t'other side of Bombays... so son, don't go there!

I went there once. It was a most pleasant visit. Guess I'm lucky to have gotten out alive and sane :wacko:

[Berries]

Auckland - 很多血腥 中文

[jasonu]

Auckland: Was a good place until it got overrun by foreigners that refuse to assimilate.


actually that sounds like a lot of NZ...

[Akzle]

Auckland: Was a good place until it got overrun by foreigners that refuse to assimilate.


actually that sounds like a lot of NZ...

not just auckland bro. whitey thinks they run the whole show!

[roogazza]

Auckland ? that's that Asian city in the northern part of New Zealand isn't it ?

[Grumph]

Auckland: Was a good place until it got overrun by foreigners that refuse to assimilate.


actually that sounds like a lot of NZ...

Nah, the rest of NZ is overrun by refugees from auckland moaning about no decent latte places....And they won't assimilate either.

Auckland - Build a wall !

[Voltaire]

Nah, the rest of NZ is overrun by refugees from auckland moaning about no decent latte places....And they won't assimilate either.

Auckland - Build a wall !


Lattes....$4.50 for whats 90% milk, the SI farmers should be grateful to us.:rolleyes:

There is already a wall, its called the price of entry level houses.

[TheDemonLord]

Auckland: Fuck Yeah!

[jasonu]

Auckland: All the smart ones have left...

[Swoop]

Auckland: City of Millionaires! (if you own a house)

[Voltaire]

Auckland: City of Millionaires! (if you own a house)

I thought being a millionaire would be more fun than an old bungalow :laugh:

[jasonu]

Auckland: City of Millionaires! (if you own a house)

Auckland: City of millionaires (if you own a house but if you don't your fucked)

[sidecar bob]

I thought being a millionaire would be more fun than an old bungalow :laugh:

"Auckland, Fuck that shit"

[husaberg]

Auckland more wankers per hectare.

[husaberg]

Auckland
Like NZ, only shittier.

[husaberg]

Auckland a shittier colder version of sydney

[husaberg]

Auckland...the only place in NZ that had nothing scenic enough to be in lord of the rings.

[Maha]

Auckland: :Oops:

[husaberg]

Auckland...just like a chocolate milkshake, only douchy

[husaberg]

Auckland cesspit of the South Pacific.

[husaberg]

Auckland City for sale.........

[husaberg]

Auckland sucking the rest of NZ dry........

[Big Dog]

Auckland sucking the rest of NZ dry........
I'm sensing you want to live there?

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[husaberg]

I'm sensing you want to live there?

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You have been drinking too many Tui's
Tuakau's not bad, the roads are pretty shit though.
My Aunty and uncle used to farm at Pokeno, its likely part of Auckland now:whistle:

[Hemi Makutu]

Just like it was, ( is?) 'down on the farm'/golf course..

Anyhow, here goes "Choose Auckland - for when you'd really like ( but can't afford a Sydney) harbour view"..

[jasonu]

Auckland sucking the rest of NZ dry........

Auckland: Propping up the rest of the country since forever.

[sidecar bob]

Auckland: Propping up the rest of the country since forever.

Auckland, A damaged gas pipe in rural Taranaki fucked us up for weeks.

[husaberg]

Auckland: Propping up the rest of the country since forever.

Nah......Auckland, haven't had a decent prop since Olo Bown.

[nzspokes]

I thought being a millionaire would be more fun than an old bungalow :laugh:

But if you sell up you can buy Tauranga. :clap:

[sidecar bob]

But if you sell up you can buy Tauranga. :clap:

"Auckland, some of us are a bit out of touch with the rest of the country";)

[nzspokes]

"Auckland, some of us are a bit out of touch with the rest of the country";)

Well yeah, who would want it.

[husaberg]

Auckland Super Rugby Champions 2003

[Grumph]

But if you sell up you can buy Tauranga. :clap:

More accurately, if volty's down south at the Burt, he can suss out the Southland towns. Most of which he could afford.....

Auckland - we're good at soccer....

[FatMax]

Auckland......Please Please Please can we be Americans now

[FatMax]

Auckland - I know, lets park up and have a coffee, that will show them

[FatMax]

Auckland - full of cunts like me, full of bigger cunts who aint worked that out yet

[nzspokes]

More accurately, if volty's down south at the Burt, he can suss out the Southland towns. Most of which he could afford.....

Auckland - we're good at soccer....

Auckland, great place to own a couple of renters......

[jasonu]

"Auckland, some of us are a bit out of touch with the rest of the country";)

Auckland: Who gives a fuck about the rest of the country 'cause we have everything we need here.

[Akzle]

Auckland: Who gives a fuck about the rest of the country 'cause we have everything we need here.

... except the ability to feed themselves eh

[sidecar bob]

Auckland: Who gives a fuck about the rest of the country 'cause we have everything we need here.

"Auckland, using Waikato produced electricity since ages ago";)

[TheDemonLord]

Auckland: Like the rest of NZ, without the Major Earthquakes*













*for now

[Big Dog]

Straw poll; if a Donald Trump type built a wall around Auckland, would it be:
A) to keep Aucklanders in?
B) to keep non-Aucklanders out?
C) to fill with water?

ps. I'm aware I'd be fucked on all three given my work vs home situation.

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[Moi]

Straw poll; if a Donald Trump type built a wall around Auckland, would it be:
A) to keep Aucklanders in?
B) to keep non-Aucklanders out?
C) to fill with water?

ps. I'm aware I'd be fucked on all three given my work vs home situation.

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First... define "Aucklander"...

:rolleyes:

[swarfie]

Auckland...drinking water from the Waikato river....which all the rest of us have gleefully pissed in :niceone:

[Akzle]

Straw poll; if a Donald Trump type built a wall around Auckland, would it be:
A) to keep Aucklanders in?
B) to keep non-Aucklanders out?
C) to fill with water?

ps. I'm aware I'd be fucked on all three given my work vs home situation.

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c.

vote fucken akzle already.

[Jeff Sichoe]

Auckland - get fucked cunt

[Big Dog]

First... define "Aucklander"...

:rolleyes:
Person who lives in or behaves as if they live in Auckland.

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[Moi]

Person who lives in or behaves as if they live in Auckland.

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Nah...

gotta 'ave a D'orkland Passport... :lol:

[Big Dog]

Nah...

gotta 'ave a D'orkland Passport... [emoji38]
I get stamps in my Waikato passport from D'orkland 5 days a week. Lol.

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[Moi]

I get stamps in my Waikato passport from D'orkland 5 days a week. Lol.

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http://stockfresh.com/files/y/ylivdesign/m/41/5769670_stock-vector-civilization-round-stamp.jpg

[Big Dog]

Civilization, just another name for overpriced coffee and undervalued people.

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[Madness]

Auckland, City Of Fails.

[Voltaire]

Auckland...drinking water from the Waikato river....which all the rest of us have gleefully pissed in :niceone:

Auckland: Selling pre pissed Waikato Beer to the Waikato.:innocent:

[husaberg]

It would have to be pretty good to compete with the new Tourism slogan for Nortern Territory
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/8004718-16x9-940x529.png
#note this is real. (well kind of.)
http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/cu-in-the-nt-northern-territory-australia-tourism-slogan-a7407806.html