You can't call yourself a motorcyclist unless...youv'e ...

[granstar]

fitted a GIVI screen ..............

No comment necessary :facepalm:

[neels]

Yay!

I qualify.

On an old bike not worth a pinch of shit. Wouldn't put one on a decent bike though.

[mossy1200]

My bike came with one and I took it off. Maybe I am to tall for where it sat but it made my head get buffeted in the wind.
Any one want one for a m109r let me know. It looks like it would fit anything with a single headlight but im not sure.

[nzspokes]

turned off a mates kill switch and tried not to laugh while he works out why it wont go.

[george formby]

Got anodized nuts and self tapped grease nipples to maintain your rear end lubrication.

[Moi]

Got anodized nuts and self tapped grease nipples to maintain your rear end lubrication.

I presume you mean on your bike? :psst:

[mossy1200]

Advertised a bike as never ridden in the rain or dropped by previous owner.

[Laava]

Ridden off with your sidestand down only to look a complete spazz at the first left hander.

[george formby]

I presume you mean on your bike? :psst:

Yeah. Mostly.

[Akzle]

you've tried stunting to pull chicks. bonus points if you didn't fail.

you've worn leather pants somewhere you didn't ride to, just so people would know...

[Maha]

Tipped water out of your boots after a ....reasonably dry ride.

[Big Dog]

Had snot freeze your chin bar to your chin.
Or
Argued centrifugal vs. Centripetal.

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[Madness]

...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.


turned off a mates kill switch and tried not to laugh while he works out why it wont go.

You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.

[Luckylegs]

Blamed someone else for an accident that was probably your fault :msn-wink::whistle::whistle::whistle:

[Luckylegs]

Or.... just to be not so cnut(y) as my last post.... Ridden off1 with the disc lock still attached to the bike

1 Where length of ride equals no more than roughly a few inches

[Black Knight]

Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.

[george formby]

Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.


:pinch:Then had to spring for a full engine rebuild when the crank bearings give up. Dear, oh dear.

Real bikers carry spare spark plugs and oil.

[Big Dog]

...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.



You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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[Big Dog]

...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.



You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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[Maha]

...got to Waiouru during the Winter months and discovered that 10 degs is quite tropical compared to what you've been riding through for past 40 mins.

[trufflebutter]

You can't call yourself a motorcyclist unless...you've...

Felt under pressure to keep up in a group ride situation.

[granstar]

Don't care anymore about helmet hair. :sunny:

[Akzle]

tried at least once, to do a big clever wheelie.

[OddDuck]

... unless you've dropped it, frantically yanked it up again, and gone too far and dropped it the other way...

[jim.cox]

... unless you've actually got a motorcycle

[oldiebutagoody]

Or
Argued centrifugal...........

Does not exist!


:msn-wink:

[Madness]

I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?

[granstar]

You've stopped roadside and warmed your hands on the mufflers

[Laava]

You've had a rear blowout with full luggage and pillion on a remote backroad in a foreign country. ( well, irish republic pre eu propup!)

[Big Dog]

Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?
I thought we were trying to set a standard for a kiwi biker, not a heshe biker.

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[YellowDog]

Until you've ridden the HAWG!!!
http://www.indianmotorcycles.net/attachments/image-jpeg.24384/
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/14/article-0-1C48C24600000578-958_634x421.jpg