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granstar
30th November 2016, 21:03
fitted a GIVI screen ..............
No comment necessary :facepalm:
neels
30th November 2016, 21:05
Yay!
I qualify.
On an old bike not worth a pinch of shit. Wouldn't put one on a decent bike though.
mossy1200
30th November 2016, 21:36
My bike came with one and I took it off. Maybe I am to tall for where it sat but it made my head get buffeted in the wind.
Any one want one for a m109r let me know. It looks like it would fit anything with a single headlight but im not sure.
nzspokes
30th November 2016, 22:03
turned off a mates kill switch and tried not to laugh while he works out why it wont go.
george formby
30th November 2016, 22:13
Got anodized nuts and self tapped grease nipples to maintain your rear end lubrication.
Moi
30th November 2016, 22:19
Got anodized nuts and self tapped grease nipples to maintain your rear end lubrication.
I presume you mean on your bike? :psst:
mossy1200
30th November 2016, 22:24
Advertised a bike as never ridden in the rain or dropped by previous owner.
Laava
30th November 2016, 22:45
Ridden off with your sidestand down only to look a complete spazz at the first left hander.
george formby
30th November 2016, 23:59
I presume you mean on your bike? :psst:
Yeah. Mostly.
Akzle
1st December 2016, 05:47
you've tried stunting to pull chicks. bonus points if you didn't fail.
you've worn leather pants somewhere you didn't ride to, just so people would know...
Maha
1st December 2016, 06:02
Tipped water out of your boots after a ....reasonably dry ride.
Big Dog
1st December 2016, 06:26
Had snot freeze your chin bar to your chin.
Or
Argued centrifugal vs. Centripetal.
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Madness
1st December 2016, 06:45
...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.
turned off a mates kill switch and tried not to laugh while he works out why it wont go.
You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
Luckylegs
1st December 2016, 06:47
Blamed someone else for an accident that was probably your fault :msn-wink::whistle::whistle::whistle:
Luckylegs
1st December 2016, 06:49
Or.... just to be not so cnut(y) as my last post.... Ridden off1 with the disc lock still attached to the bike
1 Where length of ride equals no more than roughly a few inches
Black Knight
1st December 2016, 07:30
Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.
george formby
1st December 2016, 08:31
Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.
:pinch:Then had to spring for a full engine rebuild when the crank bearings give up. Dear, oh dear.
Real bikers carry spare spark plugs and oil.
Big Dog
1st December 2016, 10:05
...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.
You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.
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Big Dog
1st December 2016, 10:06
...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.
You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.
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Maha
1st December 2016, 10:25
...got to Waiouru during the Winter months and discovered that 10 degs is quite tropical compared to what you've been riding through for past 40 mins.
trufflebutter
1st December 2016, 15:53
You can't call yourself a motorcyclist unless...you've...
Felt under pressure to keep up in a group ride situation.
granstar
1st December 2016, 16:34
Don't care anymore about helmet hair. :sunny:
Akzle
1st December 2016, 17:17
tried at least once, to do a big clever wheelie.
OddDuck
1st December 2016, 17:31
... unless you've dropped it, frantically yanked it up again, and gone too far and dropped it the other way...
jim.cox
1st December 2016, 17:41
... unless you've actually got a motorcycle
oldiebutagoody
1st December 2016, 17:56
Or
Argued centrifugal...........
Does not exist!
:msn-wink:
Madness
1st December 2016, 18:32
I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.
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Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?
granstar
1st December 2016, 20:45
You've stopped roadside and warmed your hands on the mufflers
Laava
1st December 2016, 21:15
You've had a rear blowout with full luggage and pillion on a remote backroad in a foreign country. ( well, irish republic pre eu propup!)
Big Dog
1st December 2016, 22:12
Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?
I thought we were trying to set a standard for a kiwi biker, not a heshe biker.
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YellowDog
3rd December 2016, 08:45
Until you've ridden the HAWG!!!
http://www.indianmotorcycles.net/attachments/image-jpeg.24384/
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/14/article-0-1C48C24600000578-958_634x421.jpg
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