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WRT
6th October 2005, 09:26
Ok, its not a joke, but I found it damn funny. Not only the expression, but also the amount of crap these guys fill their cars up with . . .
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 09:43
lol.. and none of me in that lot! phew..
SixPackBack
6th October 2005, 09:51
Buggy was takin' the photo's......MDU was holdin' the flash :laugh:
WRT
6th October 2005, 09:55
Buggy was takin' the photo's......MDU was holdin' the flash :laugh:

Yeah, that was in one hand, you dont wanna know what he was doing with the other - THATS why they all have surprised expressions! :whistle:
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 09:59
Yeah, that was in one hand, you dont wanna know what he was doing with the other - THATS why they all have surprised expressions! :whistle:

True... some people hate the sight of something that makes them feel so inadequate...
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 10:03
so didn't see that comin.. didn't see them either
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 10:05
so didn't see that comin.. didn't see them either

Yeah I know... but I had to say somethin' - if I didn't you would have and ... well... it's not the done thing for one guy to skite about/endorse the size of another guy...

just not right... so I had to.

No need to be jealous though buggy. I mean - Cibby seems pleased with what she knows about you. I've told her all sorts
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 10:12
what have you told her? :o
they're all lies i tell you!!
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 10:28
what have you told her? :o
they're all lies i tell you!!

I told her about the whips, the handcuffs, the bay oil (you know - coating yourself in in, spreading the shower curtain out and inviting the girls over).

There's that chocolate willy you made (based on yourself) and you had to go buy an extra 2 kg of chocolate to fill the mould...

Lies? - hookay... sad though - coz she seemed to be pretty impressed...
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 10:42
oh, those things.. yeah, that's all true.. I thought you meant that nasty rumor when I was on sexual probation and raided the old ladies home.. wouldn't do that..
but yeah, that's all true. scarey as it seems
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 10:46
oh, those things.. yeah, that's all true.. I thought you meant that nasty rumor when I was on sexual probation and raided the old ladies home.. wouldn't do that..
but yeah, that's all true. scarey as it seems


Oh God no - I've kept that to myself... no-ones even heard it I don't think...
WRT
6th October 2005, 10:52
We all have now tho . . . cheers for that!
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 10:56
We all have now tho . . . cheers for that!

Oh nothing to it. You should see what he can (allegedly) do on a wheelchair...

25 second laps around the dining room wasn't it Buggy?
WRT
6th October 2005, 11:00
Right, so how bout a name change for BugJuice then? Maybe to something like GrannyJuice? ;)
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 11:33
Oh nothing to it. You should see what he can (allegedly) do on a wheelchair...

25 second laps around the dining room wasn't it Buggy?
yeah, something like that.. with different tyres and playing with the pressures a bit, I think I can reduce that time by another second.. Tyre warmers just didn't fit properly tho.. suspension was a little hard too..


Right, so how bout a name change for BugJuice then? Maybe to something like GrannyJuice? ;)
er. no.
v.ros`
6th October 2005, 11:43
LOL thats priceless !!!
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 11:57
yeah, something like that.. with different tyres and playing with the pressures a bit, I think I can reduce that time by another second.. Tyre warmers just didn't fit properly tho.. suspension was a little hard too..


The extra time would come in handy outrunning that old guy on the mobility scooter - he was pissed about you talking to "his Daphney"...
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 11:58
The extra time would come in handy outrunning that old guy on the mobility scooter - he was pissed about you talking to "his Daphney"...
and he's an old school boy racer.. I reckon that chair is supp'd up.. they don't all go 'pssshht' when letting off the throttle, do they?
ManDownUnder
6th October 2005, 12:02
and he's an old school boy racer.. I reckon that chair is supp'd up.. they don't all go 'pssshht' when letting off the throttle, do they?

That wasn't the chair matey - you were lucky to not be behind him...
"His Daphney" got very shitty... for a number of reasons

(:not: your comeback was a beauty LMAO!)
bugjuice
6th October 2005, 12:12
That wasn't the chair matey - you were lucky to not be behind him...
"His Daphney" got very shitty... for a number of reasons

(:not: your comeback was a beauty LMAO!)
I was trying to lap him, then I could run over his cathiter bag.. might have bought me some time..
Cibby
7th October 2005, 07:36
Yeah I know... but I had to say somethin' - if I didn't you would have and ... well... it's not the done thing for one guy to skite about/endorse the size of another guy...

just not right... so I had to.

No need to be jealous though buggy. I mean - Cibby seems pleased with what she knows about you. I've told her all sorts

you were not suposed to tell him that i was impressed MDU.. geeze...

now his "head" is gonna sweel and he is gonna have issues walking all weekend.. :argh:
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 08:21
you were not suposed to tell him that i was impressed MDU.. geeze...

now his "head" is gonna sweel and he is gonna have issues walking all weekend.. :argh:

I wouldn't concern yourself... he normally has issues walking - I think it's that whole concept of putting one foot in front of the other.

It's complex - it'll take time.

I'm more worried about the image of you trying to eat 2.6 kgs of chocolate willy... be enough to keep the average girl happy for a week or two (and imagine the potential for the mess).

Be careful with it though... I forgot to mention that's it's "milk" chocoloate... BJ's special recipe and boy does he look knackered after making up a full batch...
Cibby
7th October 2005, 11:57
I wouldn't concern yourself... he normally has issues walking - I think it's that whole concept of putting one foot in front of the other.

It's complex - it'll take time.

I'm more worried about the image of you trying to eat 2.6 kgs of chocolate willy... be enough to keep the average girl happy for a week or two (and imagine the potential for the mess).

Be careful with it though... I forgot to mention that's it's "milk" chocoloate... BJ's special recipe and boy does he look knackered after making up a full batch...

LOL, haha.. obviously you know Mr bug better than i do, 2.6 kilos of chocolate?? i might have to ah.. "work up to that" i think..

in all fairness thou.. only keep me happy for a week?? then what would you do with him>??
:whistle:
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 12:06
LOL, haha.. obviously you know Mr bug better than i do, 2.6 kilos of chocolate?? i might have to ah.. "work up to that" i think..

in all fairness thou.. only keep me happy for a week?? then what would you do with him>??
:whistle:
Dunno...

I'd have thought your average woman would take a litle longer than that... but then I know your reputation....
Cibby
7th October 2005, 12:11
Dunno...

I'd have thought your average woman would take a litle longer than that... but then I know your reputation....


My reptuation?? I have no idea what you are talking about.. :whistle:

I'm a nice girl.

I also drink tui.

But alas, my reputation is but a speck in comparison with Bugjuice.. he is my mentor..
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 12:16
My reptuation?? I have no idea what you are talking about.. :whistle:

LMFAO - it right up there with mine....
Cibby
7th October 2005, 12:19
LMFAO - it right up there with mine....

HA... is not!!
My halo is shinny and in good health..

:devil2:
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 12:24
HA... is not!!
My halo is shinny and in good health..

:devil2:

That's ok - just leave it in the cupboard... they can hurt when your head's banging the wall...
Cibby
7th October 2005, 12:26
That's ok - just leave it in the cupboard... they can hurt when your head's banging the wall...

oh no.. its fine.. i have a padded head board.

opps i mean


what do you mean head banging against a wall?? now why woudl i do that?!?!! :whistle:
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 12:27
oh no.. its fine.. i have a padded head board.

opps i mean


what do you mean head banging against a wall?? now why woudl i do that?!?!! :whistle:

Oh just the cut and thrust of getting out of bed in the morning...
Cibby
7th October 2005, 12:28
Oh just the cut and thrust of getting out of bed in the morning...

thrust? :devil2:
ManDownUnder
7th October 2005, 12:30
thrust? :devil2:

if you insist...:love:
Sniper
8th October 2005, 08:14
Very good WRT. Now where is that spot so I may avoid it.
Cibby
8th October 2005, 12:52
Very good WRT. Now where is that spot so I may avoid it.


oh sniper... dont be silly... MDU knows that he cant have me...
Sniper
8th October 2005, 12:57
What does that have to do with me avoiding it.
Cibby
8th October 2005, 13:01
What does that have to do with me avoiding it.


i decline to comment. :devil2:
Sniper
8th October 2005, 13:05
:bleh: :bleh:
ManDownUnder
10th October 2005, 11:25
:bleh: :bleh:

wow - you're good with your tongue... bet the ladies love that...
MSTRS
10th October 2005, 11:30
wow - you're good with your tongue... bet the ladies love that...
Yea - he's a cunning linguist alright!
ManDownUnder
10th October 2005, 11:34
Yea - he's a cunning linguist alright!

Gotta be careful doin' that - one slip and you're in the shit...
WRT
10th October 2005, 12:35
Gotta be careful doin' that - one slip and you're in the shit...

If it tastes like shit, then your taking too bigger licks . . .
ManDownUnder
10th October 2005, 12:58
If it tastes like shit, then your taking too bigger licks . . .

Hey - if they wash... some like it if you do th...

ok - maybe I shut up now.... let's just say you shouldn't rule anything out too soon....
MSTRS
10th October 2005, 13:03
Hey - if they wash... some like it if you do th...

ok - maybe I shut up now.... let's just say you shouldn't rule anything out too soon....
Sort of like catering for all tastes huh??
yungatart
11th October 2005, 15:10
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty
hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
answers and invites him in."Carrie's not ready yet, so sit down for a mo?" he says. "That's really cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they may go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father,"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all
night if she gets a chance!"
Well this made Bobby's eyes light up, and he immediately revised his plans
for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little
poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door. About 20
minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house,
slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,

"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!"