Half Wit

[Korumba]

First a Rant.

Did a search, could not see it here and even if you have read it before so had I, but I had the idea to share it with people that may not have seen it in this format or any other!

So please NO Fucking Whining.

Now the Joke.


A man owned a small farm in Iowa. The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well, there are my hired hands. One has been with me for four years; the other for three. I pay them each $600 a week, plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a month plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He takes home $10 a week and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every week to keep him going," replied the farmer.

"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," said the agent.

The farmer said, "That would be me."

[Beemer]

Sounds like my wages! Sent an email to IRD at the beginning of September as I hadn't received my refund (sent in June) - got an email back from them today - so much for the "within 14 working days" they promise! Glad I rang them a week later or I'd still be waiting!

[MSTRS]

That's no joke. That's why I don't have staff.

[Bren]

A man owned a small farm in the Waikato

the local Farm workers Union claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

[cowboyz]

yep. That would be funny if it wasnt true............

[Bren]

mate...i know...i was a farm manager for years....and folding wise was way better off than the owner....all his cash was tied up in assets and fuck all readies...

[crazyhorse]

The Half-Wit
A man owned a small farm in Scotland .
The Inland Revenue claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to
interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week
plus free room and board.'
'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board.'
'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around
here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every
Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to..the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer. :yes:

[vifferman]

If only you'd thought to do a quick search for "half-wit" before you posted. :crybaby:
This is a goodun, but we've had it at least twice afore.

[el_scor_cho]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=64147&highlight=half+wit oh o

[Mikkel]

11th of September 2009.


9th of December 2009.

Almost two months, that's a serious attention span. :rofl:

[Virago]

Have you guys considered using the search function?

Geez, you're even reposting your own jokes...

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Here is a funny story for you as well. Pete has been with his company now for 18 years all this time he has paid his tax into someone else tax number a company number that went into liquidation not to mention the guy died. We only founf out because we tryed to do a tax retuen on the internet so now inland revue have to transfer it back over to his number The whole 18years of it. buggered if i would want that job.