Favorite T-shirts

[seattle smitty]

Until yesterday, my favorite message T-shirt was one I saw, red with white block letters, displayed to maximum advantage on the broad chest of a big hefty young man:

. . . . S A R C A S M . . . .

just another service I provide




My new favorite:


. . . YOU MATTER . . . .

well, unless you multiply yourself by
the speed of light squared; then,

. . . YOU ENERGY . . .

[Jeff Sichoe]

Best one I ever saw was a dude wearing a shirt with 'I ate Baby Kahu' on it

fucking lol

[flashg]

I saw one a work mate wore .
"I USED UP ALL MY SICK DAYS, SO I PHONED UP DEAD"
I thought it was awesome.

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[MENTAL490]

my fav

http://momandpopteeshop.com/products/93549.jpg

[Jase H]

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/mary-was-only-a-virgin-if-you-dont-count-anal

[Honest Andy]

A mate of mine had a tee shirt that read:

'Save the krill, kill the whales!'

He had to be a bit careful where he wore it...

My favourite shirt had:

'Doing my part to piss off the religious right'

Which hardly caused any controversy

I saw a good looking lady in the supermarket once with a tee shirt that had
'All this! And brains too!'
Which I thought was great cynical humour and a fantastic excuse to stare at her tits...:drool:

[HenryDorsetCase]

my fav

http://momandpopteeshop.com/products/93549.jpg

I'd wear that to church

[Daffyd]

Saw a very overweight woman in town the other day. She was wearing a T-shirt with the word - GUESS - on it.

She didn't seem all that impressed when I said 500kg.

[awayatc]

Mate of mine is 7ft and 150 plus kg...
He was wearing t shirt that said"anorexia survivor"

Also owned a T Shirt that had a picture of a vulture..
Underneath it said " patience my arse....
I'm gonna kill something..."

[Jin]

Best one I ever saw was a dude wearing a shirt with 'I ate Baby Kahu' on it

fucking lol
I don't get it

[AllanB]

I have always desired and for some quite unfathomable reason never purchased, a T with the old Norton logo.

It is coolness in cotton.

I may need to do some Googling tonight .....

Maybe we need a KB poll: What motorcycle logo inscribed T-shirt represents the definition of cool?

[Akzle]

I have always desired and for some quite unfathomable reason never purchased, a T with the old Norton logo.

It is coolness in cotton.

I may need to do some Googling tonight .....

Maybe we need a KB poll: What motorcycle logo inscribed T-shirt represents the definition of cool?

beeza .
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/BSA_piled_rifles.png

[pritch]

The one I liked but never bought:

"Life is like a shit sandwich
The more bread you've got
the less shit you have to eat"

In the 70s I used to have some slightly 'green' themed shirts from Crazy Shirts USA. (No, nothing to do with the political party.) Last time I looked Crazy Shirts were doing coffee scented shirts. Ah well - I only do wine and beer these days anyway.

Only got a couple of motorbike themed shirts now:

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[FLUB]

My favourite is "If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges". I love watching people slowly mouthing "gullible" as they walk towards me.

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[seattle smitty]

My favourite is "If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges". I love watching people slowly mouthing "gullible" as they walk towards me.

That's hilarious!!


As to the motorcycle T-shirt, I come to this site for TeeZee's perpetual 2-stroke thread (I raced fuel outboard hydros long ago), and the best suggestion for a universal 2-stroke racer's logo I ever heard of (maybe here) was a photo of a 2-stroke piston with a big skid-mark down the skirt . . . .

[caspernz]

I've got a collection of smart aleck shirts. One of em reads "Nosey little fucker aren't you?" in small print. Yes I'm juvenile...

[Jeff Sichoe]

I don't get it

A baby called Kahu was kidnapped in 2002 for a few weeks and the entire country went nutso looking for him...

[Crasherfromwayback]

One of my old favs...

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[turtleman]

Got this as a gift - love it..

On the Front:

Jesus Loves You.

On the reverse:

Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt !

[5150]

I have the Blue "I ride YAMAMA" tee that I still wear it proudly to this day :)

[ellipsis]

...my thirty plus year old T with a fairly graphic pic of Popeye throwing a length into Olive Oyl ,with the caption, 'Spinach Reaches The Parts'... a piss take on the Heineken ad's, is still one of my favourites...

[Akzle]

i've met god. she's black.

[GazzaH]

...my thirty plus year old T with a fairly graphic pic of Popeye throwing a length into Olive Oyl ,with the caption, 'Spinach Reaches The Parts'... a piss take on the Heineken ad's, is still one of my favourites...

I fondly remember a Guinness calendar from the early 80's with bottles of Guinness in all the classic girly poses, in place of the girls. That was in the UK. Not sure it made it to the pubs & bars in NZ.

[Ghost Lemur]

i've met god. she's black.I thought she was Alanis Morissette?

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[Grumph]

From the cool perspective, to a lot of racers the classic white Gary Nixon tee is simply the only qualifier...

I have one I was sent from Vancouver - a guy there I dealt with in Aermacchi stuff.
On the front - "Italian - and single" On the back a cutaway drawing of an Aermacchi engine.
I must come across in print as smaller than I am - it doesn't fit.

[Akzle]

I thought she was Alanis Morissette?

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wouldn't that be ironic <_<

[Ghost Lemur]

Was browsing Ali Express and came across this. Might have to put it on my Xmas list.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/8874e62f96ec8361c5bc5154e3b1bab5.jpg

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[Crasherfromwayback]

Was browsing Ali Express and came across this. Might have to put it on my Xmas list.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/8874e62f96ec8361c5bc5154e3b1bab5.jpg

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I'm guessing he's sweating so profusely trying to shit, as his shit's well packed.

[Old Steve]

I've got an existentialist tee-shirt. It says:

If deep in a New Zealand forest, a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear it, does he make a sound?

[Tazz]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0155/7453/products/ButtholeTShirt_fea4e577-1051-4058-b6d7-49eb725fe707_1024x1024.jpg?v=1481569258

[Bikkie]

I've got a T-shirt with a picture of a cat sitting on a crate of beer and holding a bottle with the caption: Happiness is a tight pussy.

[ellipsis]

...I have the first B.E.A.R.S Tee printed...given to me me by my friend who co-designed and got the first small experimental run printed back in '82 or was it '83?...it's not my favourite Tee shirt...

[JimO]

well endowed 18 yo female friend of my son had a shirt with......i see you have met the twins

[Big Dog]

well endowed 18 yo female friend of my son had a shirt with......i see you have met the twinshttp://www.humorhour.com/pictures/h147.jpg

[Banditbandit]

This is amusing .. and no, I don't have this T-shirt - I don't have a Harley ...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/b4/3d/77b43d96e5dbec304b86c1647fc8a672.jpg

[Banditbandit]

This is what I have on today (at work - you can probably tell I'm not impressed with my job)

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51uRwjugNmL._UX562_.jpg

[Laava]

http://www.crazytshirtwonderland.com/images/GAGSWAGSHIRTIMAGE16.jpg