I've only seen the adds but. . .

[F5 Dave]

I'm a shit load better looking than the Batchelor nz.

49 and getting fat and Grey that's me.

So Dr spock with greasy hair was the best they could do?

Fuck these programs are for drongos. But shit on me.


But the gurlz aren't much prettier.

Did you see the lass who has been in the bush for years on stuff ? Dutch lass. Probably the best looking woman in nz currently. The curse on us to be decended from the English.

[Brian d marge]

If u want to see bad ...Type in Japanese tv...
Used to be good. U would get the local prostitute selling her wares , often with a free pair of panties and a photo if u responded to the ad
Then about 5 years ago they cleaned it all up

It's been shit ever since

Also if you actually investigate something you could face 10 years in jail.... If it's not the official version

On a plus side our politicians are ... Hubba hubba... yes pleasey lemon squeezey

( Mate and I were drinking a beer outside train station, like the homeless bums we are ...We , sorry ladies but, we were counting the ladies we would say yes to..... 90,%or more were pretty good looking and the beer didn't really have it's glasses on,)


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[AllanB]

Mrs B has been watching bits of it. And swearing at the girls.

Fucking degrading shit - unsure why the girls have signed up other than a hope of a contract elsewhere.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Mrs B has been watching bits of it. And swearing at the girls.

Fucking degrading shit - unsure why the girls have signed up other than a hope of a contract elsewhere.

one of the reasons that SWMBO and I get on so well is that she shouts "The whores are on" when she sees an ad for it.

Its even worse than that "dating naked" show. No nudity. If ever there was a nihilist meme, and a metaphor for society, thats it.

[Akzle]

O hai guyz!!11100011 u peeps like tots want 2 get max props u shud tots go here: www.facebook.com /thebachelornz u cn discuz it al 4eva wiv ova tv luvas!! xoxoxox :D :D :D :D :D






#HORSESHITONTVHASNOHOMEHERE

[F5 Dave]

Good call Ax. Let's close this thread here.

In my defence, I was drunk. We should campaign so called news sites to never mention TV shows.

[Woodman]

Good call Ax. Let's close this thread here.

In my defence, I was drunk. We should campaign so called news sites to never mention TV shows.

Fuck yes. Reality tv is fuckwit central. Contestants and viewers.
One of the reasons I stopped watching the news was because of too many stories about the kardasians and bachelor shit.
Its a pet hate.

[pritch]

I am innocent of any knowledge of this programme and will probably stay that way. I'd turn the TV off rather than watch it. As to the motivation of the 'ladies'? People have made careers following an appearance on reality TV. (And there's an oxymoron.) I assume this is how the Kardashians launched their careers? It is how Katy Hopkins launched hers as a renta gob. Although she must be looking up the barrel of bankruptcy currently with maybe a quarter of a million quids worth of legal fees having lost a libel case.

[Swoop]

Fuck yes. Reality tv is fuckwit central. Contestants and viewers.

TV programming has to pass this to be deemed "watchable".
Rule #1: Does someone get "voted off"?

If this rule applies, it's fucking shit TV designed for entertaining retarded cunts.




Sadly the networks like it because it is so cheap to make.

[Brian d marge]

Is close to home still on?

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[Virago]

TV programming has to pass this to be deemed "watchable".
Rule #1: Does someone get "voted off"?

If this rule applies, it's fucking shit TV designed for entertaining retarded cunts.

Sadly the networks like it because it is so cheap to make.

I apply my own "ation" assessment. Is it humiliation and elimination for our titillation? If so it is nauseatingly unwatchable. It is a sad indictment on humankind that such programmes are so popular.

[Brian d marge]

I apply my own "ation" assessment. Is it humiliation and elimination for our titillation? If so it is nauseatingly unwatchable. It is a sad indictment on humankind that such programmes are so popular.
When I was young, we had books...

Solar powered databases

And they were just as bad...

Seriously, look at books published about 100 years ago, all leather bound , but try and read one..
WTF
That's because many were monthly published stories...That continued from the last month..Etc

Same trashy stories as today ..Just in an environmentally friendly container


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[Voltaire]

When I was young, we had books...

Solar powered databases

And they were just as bad...

Seriously, look at books published about 100 years ago, all leather bound , but try and read one..
WTF
That's because many were monthly published stories...That continued from the last month..Etc

Same trashy stories as today ..Just in an environmentally friendly container


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Going back even further, those stories about that bloke who took all his mates to a desert and got lost for 40 years.... and that early version of Masterchef

feeding a crowd with a few fish and some bread.... that book is jam packed with Believe it or Not stories :lol:, then others copied the format and it keep the

plebs happy for years and years.

[swarfie]

Any of these "reality" TV crap so called programmes make me :puke:

So much so that I don't think I've even mistakenly changed the channel to one for at least 5 years. I wouldn't even know how BAD they are these days and it's got me rooted how the hell the TV channels come up with any sort of rating figures for this shit. Obviously there must be some tossing viewers out there that do actually watch but I'd rather stab my eyes out with a blunt Stanley knife. As for cooking shows....don't even get me started:angry2:

[Jeff Sichoe]

actual cooking shows where the focus is on the cooking technique and how ingredients work together is ok.

not the excuse for drama most tv cooking shows have become, of course...

check out chef john with foood wishes dot com on youtuber, it's pretty informative / entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0F-xroK_Eg

[Voltaire]

Any of these "reality" TV crap so called programmes make me :puke:

So much so that I don't think I've even mistakenly changed the channel to one for at least 5 years. I wouldn't even know how BAD they are these days and it's got me rooted how the hell the TV channels come up with any sort of rating figures for this shit. Obviously there must be some tossing viewers out there that do actually watch but I'd rather stab my eyes out with a blunt Stanley knife. As for cooking shows....don't even get me started:angry2:

Whats your cooking specialty?

I do a mean Thai Beef salad and Crock Pot stew, you need good knives, blunt Stanley knives are not great.

[swarfie]

Whats your cooking specialty?

I do a mean Thai Beef salad and Crock Pot stew, you need good knives, blunt Stanley knives are not great.

Garlic mussels on the barby and an egg frittata thingy for Sunday breakfast...for most other meals I have a wife/cook, but don't tell her I said so;):lol:

[Banditbandit]

I am innocent of any knowledge of this programme and will probably stay that way. .


Yes - I refuse top watch TV3 pimping airheads to a brainless dick ... even if prostitution is now legal in this country

[Akzle]

actual cooking shows where the focus is on the cooking technique and how ingredients work together is ok.

not the excuse for drama most tv cooking shows have become, of course...

check out chef john with foood wishes dot com on youtuber, it's pretty informative / entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0F-xroK_Eg

epicmealtime cunt

[Brian d marge]

epicmealtime cunt
Like when they did a pig turkey duck bacon
On the spit
With baconhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170403/cc8f3e6b2ddbaca1fe3b7885ff38ca0f.jpg

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