Thought

[Bikkie]

It is the month of june,on the shores of the Black sea.It is raining and the little town looks totally deserted.
It is tough times,everbody lives in debt,and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly a rich tourist comes to town.He enters the only hotel,lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitue that in these hard times,gave her services on credit.
The prostitue runs to the hotel and pays off the debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel propietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she bought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment,the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms and takes his 100 Euro note,after saying that he did not like any of the rooms,and leaves town.
No one earned anything.However,the whole town is now without debt,and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that is how a capitalist ecomomy works.

[Laava]

That is hilarious...

[Bikkie]

Kate Middleton has
reportedly donated
her hair to a charity
for children with
cancer.That wouldn't
be the same Kate
Middleton whose net
worth is estimated to
be about $7.5 million
would it? Her
generosity is only
exceeded by her piss
taking.What next,
donating her bra's to women with breast
cancer?

[Bikkie]

Question 1: If you
knew a woman who
was pregnant,who
had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One mentally
retarted,And she had
syphillis.Would you
recommend that she
undergoes,an
abortion? Read the
next question before
looking at the
response for this one.

Question 2: It is time
to elect a new world
leader,and only your
vote counts..Here are
the facts about the
three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with
crooked politcians,
and consults with
astrologists.He's had
two mistresses,He
also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was
kicked out of office
twice,sleeps until
noon,used opium in
college and drinks a
quart of whiskey
every evening.

Candidate C: He is a
decorated war hero,
He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke,drinks
an occasional beer
and never committed
adultery,which of
these candidates
would be your choice?

Decide first...No
peeking,and then
scroll down for the
response.Candidate A:
is Franklin D.Roosevelt.Candidate
B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph
Hitler.And by the
way,on your answer
to the abortion
question: If you said
YES,you just killed
Beethoven.Pretty
interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think
before judging
someone.Remember:
Amateurs...Built the
ark.Professionals....
Built the Titanic.

[RDJ]

Remember: Amateurs...Built the ark. Professionals.... Built the Titanic.

Amateurs built the ark. God provided the warning of the flood. Then they sailed off in it and left everybody else to drown. Also the amateurs on the ark took with them cockroaches, mosquitoes, snakes and so forth. What the actual were they thinking?

Professionals built the Titanic. God provided no warning of the iceberg. 32% of the passengers survived in the lifeboats launched and steered by professionals. 76% of the professional crew died, giving up places in lifeboats to non-crew amateurs.

Titanic survivor profiles...

16% - the percentage of male passengers who survived
75% - the percentage of female passengers who survived
97% - the percentage of female first class passengers survived
32% - the percentage of male first class passengers survived
33% - the percentage of third class passengers survived
37% - the percentage of total passengers who survived

24% - the percentage of crew members who survived
22% - the percentage of male crew members who survived
87% - the percentage of female crew members who survived
50% - the percentage of Navigation Officers who survived (4/8)
100% - the percentage of Engineering Officers who went down with the ship (0/15)
100% - the percentage of Professional Captains who went down with the ship (0/1)

I'll take professionals over amateurs, by and large.

[Bikkie]

TRADING PLACES:

Jail and Nursing homes:

Here's the way it should be:

This would corret two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers,hobbies and
walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions,
dental and medical treatment,wheel chair etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it
out.
They would have constant video monitoring so they
would be helped instantly if they fell or needed
assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all
clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that
purpose.
They would have access to a library,weight/fitness
room,spiritual counselling,a pool and eduction....and
free admission to in-house concerts by nationally
recognized entertainment artists.
Simple clothing-ie..shoes,slippers,pj's and legal
aid would be free,upon request.
There would be private,secure rooms provided for all
with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C TV,phone and radio
in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There woild be a board of directors to hear any
complaints and ACLU would fight for their rights
and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly
adhered to,with attorneys available,at no no charge to
protect the seniors and their families from abuse or
neglect.

AS FOR THE CRIMINALS:

They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms,for which they would
have to pay $3,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.

[Bikkie]

If a crackhead dies
does it become a
Methylated spirit?

[MarkH]

It is the month of june,on the shores of the Black sea.It is raining and the little town looks totally deserted.
It is tough times,everbody lives in debt,and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly a rich tourist comes to town.He enters the only hotel,lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitue that in these hard times,gave her services on credit.
The prostitue runs to the hotel and pays off the debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel propietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she bought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment,the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms and takes his 100 Euro note,after saying that he did not like any of the rooms,and leaves town.
No one earned anything.However,the whole town is now without debt,and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.
And that is how a capitalist ecomomy works.

Haha, funny - but also rather silly.
There was no need of that 100 Euro note.
The net debt in the town before and after was zero anyway.
The economy of that town changed not one tiny bit.
Who in that town was any better off?
Clearly written by someone with no idea of how the capitalist economy works!

Sure, the hotel proprietor may have owed the butcher 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the prostitute - net debt for him was zero.
Sure, the butcher may have owed the pig grower 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the hotel proprietor - net debt for him was zero.
Sure, the pig grower may have owed the feed & fuel supplier 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the butcher - net debt for him was zero.
Sure, the feed & fuel supplier may have owed the prostitute 100 euro, but he was also owed 100 euro by the butcher - net debt for him was zero.
Sure, the prostitute may have owed the hotel proprietor 100 euro, but she was also owed 100 euro by the feed & fuel supplier - net debt for her was zero.

No one earned anything, the town's economy didn't grow and any optimism for the future is without grounds. If the hotel proprietor had been able to rent that room for 100 euros to the rich tourist THEN the town's economy would have improved.

Thought? Not everyone has the ability to think things through properly and understand the situation.

[MarkH]

Remember:
Amateurs...Built the
ark.Professionals....
Built the Titanic.

The ark never existed. The description in the Bible is of a boat that wouldn't be able to float. There is no way that the people of the time would have been able to make a boat of that size and even today we have no way of making a wooden boat that big that wouldn't take on water really quickly.

The Titanic was built reasonably well, it floated just fine and worked great until some numpty plowed it into a fuckin' huge iceberg.

Try not to confuse a fairy tale with reality.

[Bikkie]

The guy who split the atom
is probably thrilled that we
use sliced bread as our
measure of greatness.

[Bikkie]

Being honest may
not get you a
lot of friends but
It'll always get
you the right ones.

( Jhon Lennon )

It's okay to be
BLACK
It's ok to be
WHITE
If you think one of
these statements is Racist
Then you are part
of the problem.

[Bikkie]

If a psychologist
became a hip hop
artist does it make
their music "Shrink
rap?"

[Bikkie]

If you think "gun free zones"
Prevent crime and
mass shootings.
GO GET
YOUR
UNICORN.

An actor dies from a drug overdose.
All over the News.
A soldier Dies Protecting our freedom
Not even mentioned
Remember the FALLEN

[Bikkie]

San Francisco bans plastic
straws,but will still provide
plastic needles for its junkies.:confused:

[Bikkie]

This happened on
ONTERIO RADIO
LIVE: Jiggs McDonald,
NHL Hall Of Fame
broadercaster speaking
in Ontario,says,'I'm
truly perplexed that
so many of my
friends are against
another mosque
being built in
Toronto.I think it
should be the goal of
every Canadian to be
tolerant regardless of
their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque
should be allowed,in
an effort to promote
tolerance." "That is
why I also propose
that two nightclubs be
opened next door to
the mosque;thereby
promoting tolerence
from within the
mosque.We could
call one of the clubs,
which would be gay,
"The Turban
cowboy." and the
other,a topless bar,
would be called "You
Mecca Me Hot." Next
door should be a
butcher shop that
specializes in pork,
and adjacent to that
an open-pit barbecue
pork restaurant,
called "Iraq Of Ribs."
Across the street,
there could be a
lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret,"
with sexy manequins in
the window modeling
the goods,and on the
other side a liquor
store called
"Morehammered."
"All of this would
encourage Muslims to
demostrate the
tolerance they
demand of us."

[Bikkie]

Mass shooting in
Florida,4 killed,NRA
"Guns don't kill
people,people,kill
people." But if people
didn't have guns they
couldn't FUCKING
WELL SHOOT PEOPLE
DEAD.

[Bikkie]

Should crematoriums
give discounts to
burns victims?

[jellywrestler]

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitute that in these hard times,gave her services on credit.


which town is this, wouldn't mind using someones fanny for a wank in but im broke at the moment?

[Bikkie]

"Slave trader's
portrait removed
from Bristol Lord
mayors office." This is
sheer hypocrisy;the
prophet Muhammed
owned slaves.I don't
see anyone removing
his portrait from the
local mosgue.

[Bikkie]

A useful Thought
For The Day:

As you get older you
'get invited' to
more funerals...old
colleagues,eldery
relations,friends
who misuse drugs
and alcohol.At
the subsequent
wakes the conversation
is initially sentimental
but heatwarming.As
the drink continues
to flow the chat
gets more serious
as people start to
think about who
will be next to
shuffle off this
mortal coil.
Arguments and fights
are easily started
and this shows
disrespect towards
the recently deceased.
I have to attend
a funeral on Friday
morning and I am
determined that
all will go smoothly.
I have given a great
deal of thought
as to my actions.
As the coffin is
removed from the
hearse,at the graveside
I will select the biggest
wreath or flowers,turn
face the freshly
dug grave and hurl
them backwards over
my head whoever
catchs the wreath..........

[Bikkie]

Can anyone see
the irony here:
The chinese are
belching out
billions of tons of
carbon dioxide and
other greenhouse
emissions from
industry and
transport,burning
coal by the
megaton and then
they have billions
of tons of waste
going to landfill or
incineration.I'm
painstakingly
washing out a jam
jar to put in the
recycling bin.:confused:

[Big Dog]

Can anyone see
the irony here:
The chinese are
belching out
billions of tons of
carbon dioxide and
other greenhouse
emissions from
industry and
transport,burning
coal by the
megaton and then
they have billions
of tons of waste
going to landfill or
incineration.I'm
painstakingly
washing out a jam
jar to put in the
recycling bin.:confused:Did you per chance mean futility?

[Bikkie]

Thought For The Day:
People often
say,"Nothing is
impossible"
Prove them
wrong.Do
nothing all day.

[Kickaha]

This happened on
ONTERIO RADIO
LIVE: Jiggs McDonald,
NHL Hall Of Fame
broadercaster speaking
in Ontario,says,'I'm
truly perplexed that
so many of my
friends are against
another mosque


Yeah except he didn't really

[Bikkie]

Will be ironic if any of those BLM protestors
screaming "I Can't Breathe" while not social
distancing or wearing masks,end up catching
the covid-19 virus.
They will end up on ventilators then let's
hear your fucking "I can't breathe" shit...




Environmentalists are overjoyed that thanks
to Coronavirus,Britain has now gone 2 full
months without using coal fired power
stations and Carbon emossions are down
significantly.
Oh yeah, we're so much better off without
that invisible killer ih the air and humanity's
future is no longer in jeopardy.

[Bikkie]

Black retired law enforcement official David
Don was shot dead while responding to a
burglay alarm at Lee's Pawn & Jewellery in
north St.Louis,which was targeted by looters
during George Floyd protests.This was barely
reported in the media compared to George
Floyd's

Black Lives Matter and all lives are equal.

Yet it seems that some black lives matter
more than others and some lives are more
equal than others.

[Bikkie]

In the 1970s,very few
women were in charge of
multinational companies
and even ever fewer
black men played football
for the best teams-and
nobody was banging on
about equality and racism.
Nowadays,many more
women run bussinesses
worth billions and there
are copious quantities of
ethnicities at the top of
the beautiful game.
And yet all we ever seem
to hear about are equality
and racism.

[Piper]

Sean Connery once said, "I like my fans stirred, but not shaken."
R. I. P Sir Sean Connery.

[Piper]

Sir Tom no Moore.


Captain Sir Thomas
Moore.
Rest in peace, you've
earned and deserve it.
Thank you for your
service.

[Piper]

If a group of people
commit barbarous acts,
why do we call them
butchers instead of
barber's?