Ax has a mother f*kn whinge. Again.

[Akzle]

How's this for "aucklands fucked" - cop outside a school with half a dozen kids in Hi-Vis, presumably there to teach them about something like, fuck, i dunno, ROAD safety.
Not less than two fuckwits, almost making eye contact with the cops, blow through a red light while he does his level best to ignore them.

fuck all y'all dickshits.

and speaking of dickshits, i encountered the c*ssina of the north today. silver nissan cumdumpster JZG242, this fuckwit held up some cunt ALL THE WAY up a passing lane at fucken 98, then cuts another cunt off at the end, then can't even manage the limit around the bendys, then starts chucking fucken rubbish out the window. you sir, are a fucken ass magot and i hope you're killed by rabid hampsters.

[Doppleganger]

Shit bro if you're going to drop you're pants every time someone blows a red light you're going to trip over a lot.

[Akzle]

Shit bro if you're going to drop you're pants every time someone blows a red light you're going to trip over a lot.

bro do you even english?

it's one of my pet peeves. it's doubly hilarious when they end up queued across the intersection, then have to studiously ignore every cunt who's way they're in, and is glaring at them.


townies are just so fucken shit.

safer communities together.

[Banditbandit]

Yeah - you can have your whinge

Realise we don't give a fuck ....

[Pound]

Vote Akzle for road safety minister.:cool:

1st law to be passed:

People who can't drive for shit should be publicly flogged with a cat o' nine tails.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Vote Akzle for road safety minister.:cool:

1st law to be passed:

People who can't drive for shit should be publicly flogged with a cat o' nine tails.

I'd vote for that. I seriously would.

[TheDemonLord]

Vote Akzle for road safety minister.:cool:

1st law to be passed:

People who can't drive for shit should be publicly flogged with a cat o' nine tails.

This.

Please.

This.

[Laava]

Thread title should read "Axehole forgets to take his meds again and gushes at the mangina"

[Akzle]

Realise we don't give a fuck ....
and i love you the more for it.

Vote Akzle for road safety minister.:cool:

1st law to be passed:

People who can't drive for shit should be publicly flogged with a cat o' nine tails.

oh that's just the beginning. road spikes, wrecking balls, mobile crushing plant... and i might come up with something for the cars too.

vote akzle full fucken stop. i'll have all the shits sorted out by lunch.

[Akzle]

Thread title should read "Axehole forgets to take his meds again and gushes at the mangina"

don't lie you AFOFAF gaycunt. you're only here cos the OP mentioned ass and hamsters.

[TheDemonLord]

vote akzle full fucken stop. i'll have all the shits sorted out by lunch.

But that would involve you doing work :P

[Akzle]

But that would involve you doing work :P

i don't understand the question.

i'm also really really good at delegating.

[Laava]

the OP mentioned ass and hamsters.

Is that what you're into now? Can't say I am surprised...gotta have something to do out there in hillbillysville

[FlangMasterJ]

Someone needs to design an 'Akzle post translation tool' so we can ignore the translation too.

[Akzle]

supermarket dawdlers and shit drivers. is there a correlation?
how do you manage to park almost at a 45 in perpindicular parks? in a little shitbox? i can stack my magna well between the lines, and it has the turning radius of the fucking SS Lincoln.
retards all, i can only assume they're townies.

and then when they get into the shop, they'll dawdle three abreast, stop in the middle for no fucken reason whatsoever, try and do 20 point turn with their trolley instead of just walking back and carrying shit. and this isn't even an age or gender thing,
i ankled some metro looking cunt who seemed to forget he was walking in front of me. just stopped. he kinda looked like he expected an apology, when he got the "move over you fucking idiot" flick of the hand instead he did.

fuckem. you should need a license to use a trolley. and be trolleys should have tasers built in, activated by votes of your fellow shoppers. we have the technology.
my kids aren't as thick as some of these dipshits.

[Woodman]

Sushi...I love sushi but what is it with those fuckers who cannot make their fucking mind up which fucking sushi to fucking buy. Fuck me its not a fucking hard decision. Disregarding the queue behind you makes us want to fucking kill you. I am looking at you, poms, fat chicks and cyclists:mad::mad::mad:

[Akzle]

Sushi...I love sushi but what is it with those fuckers who cannot make their fucking mind up which fucking sushi to fucking buy. Fuck me its not a fucking hard decision. Disregarding the queue behind you makes us want to fucking kill you. I am looking at you, poms, fat chicks and cyclists:mad::mad::mad:

i fucking hate poms fat chix and cyclists!

[pritch]

i can only assume they're townies.


That's funny. Occasionally I come across somebody who is even more retarded than normal and assume it is another inbred yokel on their annual visit to town. The shite covered 4wd can be a give away.

Different strokes...

[Voltaire]

only f$%en townies go to supermarkets,
real men send the Missus or go here...
https://store.nzfarmsource.co.nz/system/branches/images/000/010/100/original/murchison-store.png?1484816024


:rolleyes:

[Akzle]

That's funny. Occasionally I come across somebody who is even more retarded than normal and assume it is another inbred yokel on their annual visit to town. The shite covered 4wd can be a give away.

Different strokes...

i take the amount of gravel dust/ mud pinstriping as signs that i probably don't have to worry about their road behaviour.
never seen a shit covered fourby parked fucken sideways.

[pritch]

i take the amount of gravel dust/ mud pinstriping as signs that i probably don't have to worry about their road behaviour.
never seen a shit covered fourby parked fucken sideways.

I was a bit startled a month or two back to be passed up the inside by a big 4WD towing an even bigger trailer. Being occasionally charitable I assumed the dopey arsehole was lost on his annual visit to the moderately large smoke.

[Berries]

Sushi...I love sushi
Fucking freak.