feistyredhead
10th October 2005, 14:23
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catechism class,usually dozing off periodically all through the hour. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, her friend who was sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret as she awoke with a start. The nun with a curious tone said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun directed another question to the girl, "Mary Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. Mary sat up abruptly and shouted "Jesus Christ!" and the nun once again said, "Very good," and in a few minutes Mary
Margaret went back to her napping only to be disturbed a third time by a timely jab when the teacher asked, "Who was Mary?".
Looking a bit perturbed Mary Margaret made a face and eruptedwith "Mother of God!"
Looking totally surprised, the teacher managed to stammer "Yes, Yes! Very Good!" and continued with the lesson and Mary Margaret continued with her interrupted slumber.
Wrapping up the session, the nun posed a final question to the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
The room was silent and once more, Johnny took pin in hand andjabbed. This time Mary Margaret jumped up shaking her fist and shouted, "Enough is enough! If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your arse!" :whistle:
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catechism class,usually dozing off periodically all through the hour. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, her friend who was sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret as she awoke with a start. The nun with a curious tone said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun directed another question to the girl, "Mary Margaret, Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. Mary sat up abruptly and shouted "Jesus Christ!" and the nun once again said, "Very good," and in a few minutes Mary
Margaret went back to her napping only to be disturbed a third time by a timely jab when the teacher asked, "Who was Mary?".
Looking a bit perturbed Mary Margaret made a face and eruptedwith "Mother of God!"
Looking totally surprised, the teacher managed to stammer "Yes, Yes! Very Good!" and continued with the lesson and Mary Margaret continued with her interrupted slumber.
Wrapping up the session, the nun posed a final question to the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
The room was silent and once more, Johnny took pin in hand andjabbed. This time Mary Margaret jumped up shaking her fist and shouted, "Enough is enough! If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your arse!" :whistle: