Me Bitch's New Ass

[Fart]

:headbang:

Dr Fart got horny this morning and rear mounted the bitch.

Instead of the usual high pitch nagging noise, she now sounds like a slut from HELL. Every mans dream !:devil2:

[enigma51]

Not bad at all

[limbimtimwim]

:headbang: Dr Fart got horny this morning and rear mounted the bitch.Instead of the usual high pitch nagging noise, she now sounds like a slut from HELL. Every mans dream !:devil2:That looks fantastic. How about you make a recording of how it sounds?

Might be my wonky eyes, but it doesn't look straight (Pointing left..) in the last picture.

[Sniper]

Not bad, its skew though and under seat pipes are BAD :p

[bugjuice]

imho, not to my taste.. hopefully it sounds awesome tho..?

[**R1**]

looks fucken cool, why a Two Bro's pipe? I havnt heard or seen good things from them, but they may have improved. did I mention it looks fucken cool.

[Devil]

Blaardy hell. Looks like some kind of cannon.

[**R1**]

Not bad, its skew though and under seat pipes are BAD :pHonda had trouble getting them straight have a look at their super bikes, they are all skewed as well.

[Fart]

That looks fantastic. How about you make a recording of how it sounds?

Might be my wonky eyes, but it doesn't look straight (Pointing left..) in the last picture.

After reading your comment I ran outside to double check. Phew ! It is straight. I think it is the camera angle. I may record the sound, but dont know how to post it up.

[Fart]

Blaardy hell. Looks like some kind of cannon.


Hehehe...

You can squeeze a pussy (cat) in that large rear end..... So says John Holmes. :Oops: :bleh:

[bugjuice]

save it as an .mpg if your cam will do that, then just post it as an attachment like you did the pics

[Coyote]

Looks bloody awesome :2thumbsup

[Fart]

Thanks Bugjuice. Will try to do it later today. :niceone:

It does sound like something from HELL.

"O" for awesome !

[Cibby]

that looks ah... very interesting..

I cant help by think of a comment buggy made a few threads/posts ago about being able to make love to his bike if he could...

That isnt the reason is it??

[Smorg]

Fuck that's one hot bitch.................can i get her number?

[Fart]

I cant help by think of a comment buggy made a few threads/posts ago about being able to make love to his bike if he could...



LOVE and nuclear testing is for the French.

In NZ we have raw protected (full leathers) sex with our bikes !



Fuck that's one hot bitch.................can i get her number?

0900 BACKDOORENTRY

[Sniper]

Honda had trouble getting them straight have a look at their super bikes, they are all skewed as well.

Ok, in which case I take back my comment and say it looks farking MINT!

[Coyote]

Pity you can't fit 2 of them under the seat

[bugjuice]

that looks ah... very interesting..

I cant help by think of a comment buggy made a few threads/posts ago about being able to make love to his bike if he could...

That isnt the reason is it??
what do you mean 'if I could'..?? pfft..
I alternate between washing lipstick and exhaust dust off it..

[Smorg]

0900 BACKDOORENTRY

sweet dude cheers i'm not usually one for the back door but i'll guess i'll have to make an exception

[bugjuice]

Pity you can't fit 2 of them under the seat
:devil2: who says you can't... :devil2:

[Coyote]

:devil2: who says you can't... :devil2:
You'd need to do a bit of work to fit 2 of those Fart cannons though

[Fart]

:devil2: who says you can't... :devil2:

Shit those twin Devil pipes are niceeeeee ! :headbang:

That must be a zx10r?

[bugjuice]

nope, 636..

[Sniper]

Bloody underseat pipes. They increase the chance of GallopingKnobRot you know.

[outlawtorn]

looks very nice Fart, can't wait to hear what it sounds like, but it does kind of remind me of a boy racer, can't think why tho...... :whistle:

[James Deuce]

Arse.

ARSE

[Fart]

looks very nice Fart, can't wait to hear what it sounds like, but it does kind of remind me of a boy racer, can't think why tho...... :whistle:

You can hear and see it at our next ride..... soon me hopes. :headbang:

[gamgee]

why don't some people like underseat pipes?

[Sniper]

why don't some people like underseat pipes?

Impractical on alot of bikes. Proven in some to reduce power.

[bugjuice]

it's just sexy-arse envy.. I get it all the time

[sAsLEX]

why don't some people like underseat pipes?

they are for looks not engineering reasons, they are not as nice flowing as a normal one and they can heat the rear shock etc

the only thing they do is clean up the lines wrt to aerodynamics

[Mental Trousers]

Looks like you're trying to compensate for something. Bet it sounds great though.

[outlawtorn]

Looks like you're trying to compensate for something. Bet it sounds great though.
speaking from experience are we??? (Your nick seems to give your problem away, a quick read looks like MT Trousers)

[MrMelon]

That's a very large... opening you've got on your exhaust there.. Reminds me of goatse :devil2:

[dveus]

Surely i can't be the only one who thinks its ugly.

would probably look quite good if the can was 4 inch's shorter

[zeRax]

THATS ONE PHAT ASS

[Coyote]

Surely i can't be the only one who thinks its ugly.

Of course it's ugly! That's what makes it beautiful

Can't beat that logic

[Fart]

Surely i can't be the only one who thinks its ugly.

would probably look quite good if the can was 4 inch's shorter

So, you are not a ass man?

You prefer a large pair of headlights?

[Skyryder]

Blaardy hell. Looks like some kind of cannon.

I was thinking a jet. Don't uasualy like 'under heating' but that's one of the better setups I've seen

Skyryder

[MacD]

why don't some people like underseat pipes?

Form over function.

Not a great place to stick something that gets that hot.

Loss of underseat storage.

Having said that I wouldn't say no to a new Triumph Sprint!

[Fart]

Don't uasualy like 'under heating' but that's one of the better setups I've seen



I need something to keep my buffalo balls warm during winter rides. :whistle:

[Zed]

:headbang:

Dr Fart got horny this morning and rear mounted the bitch.

Instead of the usual high pitch nagging noise, she now sounds like a slut from HELL. Every mans dream !:devil2:Well it sounds like your're happy with it Fart, and that's what counts.

Was there such a great gap between the can and the plastics (where the indicators & plate is mounted) before, or has it widened up considerably with the new 'canon'?

Can you please upload a pic showing the whole of the bike from the rear? The closeups don't do it justice methinks. :spudwow:

[Fart]

Well it sounds like your're happy with it Fart, and that's what counts.

Was there such a great gap between the can and the plastics (where the indicators & plate is mounted) before, or has it widened up considerably with the new 'canon'?

Can you please upload a pic showing the whole of the bike from the rear? The closeups don't do it justice methinks. :spudwow:


Thanks mate. :niceone:

There is a large gap between the plastic and the new can. The old can was abit wider and had insulation shield attached which fill in alot of room and is very heavy. The Carbon can is not also lighter but doesnt get as hot as the stainless steel factory can so dont really need insulation.

[Hitcher]

Turned on by the sight of a metal cloaca? Take the RED pill...

[Mental Trousers]

speaking from experience are we??? (Your nick seems to give your problem away, a quick read looks like MT Trousers)

It's the short form of Mental Trousers :whistle:

How did I get that name ?? ...... Well, there's a story there ......

[inlinefour]

Let me know what sort of preformance increase it my or may not give. I'm taking posession of the same sort of bike shortly and are most keen to find out :niceone:

[Jackrat]

Looks just like a boy racers car,
So where ya' gonn'a hang ya' fluffy dice Bro??? :rofl:

[oldrider]

What I can see of it, I rather like it. Cheers John.

[RiderInBlack]

Looks just like a boy racers car,
So where ya' gonn'a hang ya' fluffy dice Bro??? :rofl:No, he needs a blow-off valve so he can get some head with his arse:devil2:

[Fart]

Let me know what sort of preformance increase it my or may not give. I'm taking posession of the same sort of bike shortly and are most keen to find out :niceone:

DOnt think I will get much performance until I get a Power Comander installed. But it does sound MEAN. :headbang:

[Fart]

Looks just like a boy racers car,
So where ya' gonn'a hang ya' fluffy dice Bro??? :rofl:

Can I borrow yo fluffy dice from yo Daihatsu bro? :finger:

[inlinefour]

DOnt think I will get much performance until I get a Power Comander installed. But it does sound MEAN. :headbang:

Picked up the new bike last Thursday and it sounds awesome with the standard exhaust on it. Much louder that what I was expecting :devil2:

[SPORK]

To me it looks a lot worse than stock.

And it looks like it would cover up some of the taillight LEDs... Oh well, each to their own.

[inlinefour]

To me it looks a lot worse than stock.

And it looks like it would cover up some of the taillight LEDs... Oh well, each to their own.

However we are all permitted to upgrade as we see fit. I think I'll keep the original in place as I am doubtful that I'll find the limit of my bike for a long, long time, if at all. :banana: