Adoption goes through

[Keystone19]

After many long, lonely months languishing in an Auckland orphanage, one sad and uncared for orphan has been offered a new home in my humble garage.

I have made the huge decision to adopt after considering all possible options. I feel I can offer a warm and loving environment in which to nurture and care for this sad and distressed soul, helping it to overcome the trauma of its previous life and subsequent abandonment.

Formal adoption will take place in the next 24 hours.

Welcome to my home little one…


(pics to follow)

[Devil]

:D!
W00t!

[MSTRS]

?????? For real?? Or does 'it' need re-vinning?

[steved]

After many long, lonely months languishing in an Auckland orphanage, one sad and uncared for orphan has been offered a new home in my humble garage.

I have made the huge decision to adopt after considering all possible options. I feel I can offer a warm and loving environment in which to nurture and care for this sad and distressed soul, helping it to overcome the trauma of its previous life and subsequent abandonment.

Formal adoption will take place in the next 24 hours.

Welcome to my home little one…


(pics to follow)Exemption arrive yesterday? :sunny:

[Keystone19]

?????? For real?? Or does 'it' need re-vinning?

no, it's a fairly new bike, it's just been owned by someone else who didn't like aspects of it...

[Keystone19]

Exemption arrive yesterday? :sunny:

yep - sure did! Managed to squeeze in a few test rides too!

[Sniper]

Nice, pics pics pics pics

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Come on pic's. Tis a wet day here so I have a few hours to play on da net. Have not had this for a few months so I WANT TO SEE DA PIC'S NOW!!!!!! :Oops: sorry. Just a little over excited about being free from work and home alone.

[Devil]

Dont worry about the pics, we know what they look like. Post a sound file instead! :D

[R6_kid]

why cant you just write in english instead of writing us a poem!!!

geez woman if i didnt already know what it was i would slap ya :niceone:

good on ya! Looks like me you and devil will have to take our new babies out for a ride sometime!!! Go the 600 club :headbang:

[Keystone19]

Come on pic's. Tis a wet day here so I have a few hours to play on da net. Have not had this for a few months so I WANT TO SEE DA PIC'S NOW!!!!!! :Oops: sorry. Just a little over excited about being free from work and home alone.

Alright! Here ya go...

[ManDownUnder]

Alright! Here ya go...

HEY - I DROOLED ON THAT ONE (actually I did...)

Nice bike hun... enjoy it, and stay safe ok?
MDU

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Alright! Here ya go...
Nice That should do it for you for a while. Hope to see it at Taupo on the track in Dec. Do I see polished rims? :clap: :not: Nothin like Zuki porn to fill in da time.

[Sniper]

NICE!!! Ride safe Keystone.

[jrandom]

:crybaby:

its so...

beautiful

and a much nicer colour than Riff Raff's. black is only for _boy_ motorcycles.

[SARGE]

After many long, lonely months languishing in an Auckland orphanage, one sad and uncared for orphan has been offered a new home in my humble garage.

I have made the huge decision to adopt after considering all possible options. I feel I can offer a warm and loving environment in which to nurture and care for this sad and distressed soul, helping it to overcome the trauma of its previous life and subsequent abandonment.

Formal adoption will take place in the next 24 hours.

Welcome to my home little one…


(pics to follow)


as the adoption officer in charge of this .. i would like to say that we looked long and hard for someone to give this waif a warm shed and the love it truely needs.

Keystone is by far the best qualified

[aff-man]

Good one ya. Keeping with the v-twins aye. :not:
Really nice looking bike. :headbang: :headbang:

[pyrocam]

shot keystone. you might just be faster than me now..............

....... <img src="http://www.pyrocam.orcon.net.nz/KB/pt4.gif">

[Phurrball]

Damn that's a fine machine...(Insert mental image of drooling Homer complete with requisite noises...)

Welcome to Suzuki ownership Keystone!

Oh how I wish mine had a gargre of it's own to be warm and safe :weep:

[Lou Girardin]

That's lurvely. Is the tan natural or Piz Buin?

[SARGE]

That's lurvely. Is the tan natural or Piz Buin?


all natural Lou....


i even gave it a Brazilian :niceone:

[crashe]

Good one Keystone.... a very nice adoption has taken place.

Just wait til the previous owner finds out where his abandened baby went to.

It will now be in a warm shed... with lots of pushbikes thrown around to keep her company.. lol.

[ManDownUnder]

as the adoption officer in charge of this .. i would like to say that we looked long and hard for someone to give this waif a warm shed and the love it truely needs.

Keystone is by far the best qualified

You're just pissed at me for never washing the RF aren't you...

... that and the small matter of not actually offering you any money for the thing...

[Lou Girardin]

all natural Lou....


i even gave it a Brazilian :niceone:

You stay well away from my bike then. :doctor:

[SARGE]

You stay well away from my bike then. :doctor:


yours would need a Back Crack and Sack

[ManDownUnder]

yours would need a Back Crack and Sack

aaaaaatrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh

My eyes - someone please - poke 'em out!

[ManDownUnder]

How did we get so low... a promising thread like this - the gorgeous KeyStone - a nurse no less (picture white uniform) confirming she has a new steed to mount...the prospects to take that to wonderful places, picturing all manner of illicit and potentially NSFW imagery and we end up with...

...Lou's arse hair being ripped out by the roots at SARGE's suggestion...

MY GOD - it's enough to make me shudder... and that really takes some doing...

[Phenoix]

Congrads on the new bike.
But this thread has taken a turn for the worse, wax and sacks are just painful

[vifferman]

How did we get so low... a promising thread like this - (delete disturbing image-provoking words) - it's enough to make me shudder... and that really takes some doing...
Time to get :Offtopic: then and back to beer.

I've had some nice ones this week; some I bought for Mac to save him from the dodgier NZ ales, and some he bought and I tried for the first time (but not the Guiness - can't stand all that burnt barely stuff. Taint nattril.)
So new beers for me: Speights Black (good; a bit treacley); Speights Pilsener (very nice).
New beers for Mac: 6-finger Ale (Boags); the NZ version of Stella; Mac's Pilsener; the beers previously mentioned, and some other Macs or SPeights I can't recall. :blink:

Oooh - and Mac taught me about whiskey, so I had a "few wee drams" of Highland Park 12-year old single malt that Mac apologised for the lack of smoothness of. I (surprisingly) really enjoyed it, and it worked better on my throat than Gee's Linctus and 17 days of antibiotics did. :niceone:

[Zed]

After many long, lonely months languishing in an Auckland orphanage, one sad and uncared for orphan has been offered a new home in my humble garage.

I have made the huge decision to adopt after considering all possible options. I feel I can offer a warm and loving environment in which to nurture and care for this sad and distressed soul, helping it to overcome the trauma of its previous life and subsequent abandonment.

Formal adoption will take place in the next 24 hours.

Welcome to my home little one…


(pics to follow)I'm really happy for you Jill! I'm sure you'll be a good loving parent to the new SV, just make sure you discipline it betimes!! :apumpin:

[MadDuck]

Just one thing to say to you Keystone ...welcome to the SV club.

What a great choice :love: BOUT TIME!!!!!!

[2_SL0]

Congrats. :spudbooge

[Riff Raff]

Just one thing to say to you Keystone ...welcome to the SV club.

What a great choice :love: BOUT TIME!!!!!!
Ditto. You will love it!!! SV girlie outing coming up???

[MadDuck]

Ditto. You will love it!!! SV girlie outing coming up???

Now theres a damn great thought Riff.... :psst:

[Zapf]

Oh... am I going to miss that exhaust... :) and love listening to it riding behind you...

u know I go to colemans every few weeks to look at her.... looks like I have to come around to your place now :niceone:

did they find those frame sliders that the bike came with?

[MadDuck]

did they find those frame sliders that the bike came with?

Ride it like you own it KS...boys pfttt

[Firefight]

very nice Jill , congrats, hope you enjoy your new bike.

F/F :spudwave:

[ZTHOU]

Congrats Jill,
A very nice looking bike,may see you over this way soon sometime.
Cheers and beers

[Leong]

Congratulations, Hope all goes well with the adoption - Looks like a nice weekend!!

[FROSTY]

Exqueezz me --has it been noticed by noone that this adopter is actually an abandoner of unwanted waifes herself??? --I beleive before this adoption goes through a complete investigation by MGFS (motorcycle gargre family services) to ensure everything is kosher.Untill such time as this happens the cycle in question will reside in the frostys gargre motorcycle assylum
Hey good one keystone --noooice bike -love the M4

[Zapf]

Ride it like you own it KS...boys pfttt

arrrr... girls.... pftttt :whistle:

and yes... ur are rite she does own it. Enjoy it gal. I would love to see how she flies... :niceone:

ermm my next bike....

[bugjuice]

congrats.. look forward to tryin to keep up with you in the twisties ;)

[motobob]

Cool Machine Jill. Now you' ve got something decent to swap rides. Heh heh enjoy.

[Keystone19]

Ditto. You will love it!!! SV girlie outing coming up???

Now that does sound like a plan...

[stevedee]

Say that's a nice bike ya got there. Most excellent.

[Zapf]

has she came home yet?

[Keystone19]

has she came home yet?

Ohh yeah baby, already put 800km on the clock since Friday... :devil2:

And she's loving it...

[Zapf]

NICE ONE! :niceone:

[SARGE]

NICE ONE! :niceone:



hey Zapf..

im kinda new-ish at Coleman's.. can you get me into the loop on the lighter story? sounds like a good yarn..

[Zapf]

hey Zapf..

im kinda new-ish at Coleman's.. can you get me into the loop on the lighter story? sounds like a good yarn..

sure.. it won't be quite right to say it on KB... I'll come and fill you in personally :)

[Zapf]

Ohh yeah baby, already put 800km on the clock since Friday... :devil2:

And she's loving it...

oh and if you ever feel the need to upgrade... look towards the suspension direction of front and rear shock / springs :) that is what I "should" have done instead of abandoning her.

[SARGE]

oh and if you ever feel the need to upgrade... look towards the suspension direction of front and rear shock / springs :) that is what I "should" have done instead of abandoning her.


Brownie has had a small play with it.. Keystone... you bring it in when you have a few tanks under it and we will re-tickle the suspension for ya ..

[ManDownUnder]

Brownie has had a small play with it.. Keystone... you bring it in when you have a few tanks under it and we will re-tickle the suspension for ya ..

Judging by the rate of fuel consumption yesterday - you should be seeing the pair of them about now...

[Zapf]

Brownie has had a small play with it.. Keystone... you bring it in when you have a few tanks under it and we will re-tickle the suspension for ya ..

the front is best when it has 2 1/2 clicks showing... and the rear preload either on 5 with rider only or 6 for rider + passanger or lots of luggage. :done:

[Keystone19]

the front is best when it has 2 1/2 clicks showing... and the rear preload either on 5 with rider only or 6 for rider + passanger or lots of luggage. :done:

that's all a bit complicated for me...

I just ride it... :devil2:

[Zapf]

that's all a bit complicated for me...

I just ride it... :devil2:

LOL ok... love to hear back what you think of the tires (after you have clocked a few k's on it that is)...

[Zed]

Ohh yeah baby, already put 800km on the clock since Friday... :devil2:

And she's loving it...That's about as many kms as I put on mine since Friday, after *finally* riding the Coro Loop and all...you will probably win out little private kms competition if you keep that up though Jill! :Punk:

Glad to hear you & SV are loving it!

[Riff Raff]

oh and if you ever feel the need to upgrade... look towards the suspension direction of front and rear shock / springs :) that is what I "should" have done instead of abandoning her.
Do I sense some regrets here Felix?

[Keystone19]

That's about as many kms as I put on mine since Friday, after *finally* riding the Coro Loop and all...you will probably win out little private kms competition if you keep that up though Jill! :Punk:

Glad to hear you & SV are loving it!

yep, just added a few more, rode 22 to Hamilton today just because I can...

I think I'm sitting at about 12,000km in 5 months, how's your count Matt?

And, what was the prize again...?

[Zed]

yep, just added a few more, rode 22 to Hamilton today just because I can...

I think I'm sitting at about 12,000km in 5 months, how's your count Matt?

And, what was the prize again...?I'm at 15,000kms in 7.5 months, so I'm still ahead, right??

Prize? Depends on who wins I suppose...:bleh:

[Keystone19]

I'm at 15,000kms in 7.5 months, so I'm still ahead, right??

Prize? Depends on who wins I suppose...:bleh:

Umm, no, by my calculations that is an average of 2000km per month and my average is 2400km per month.

Hmm, my prize, let me think...

How about whoever wins pays for the other ones petrol and lunch on a sunny day blat around the Coro loop...