Akzle - where is the fuckwit?

[scumdog]

Been away for a while (not allowed to explain where but the Caribbean and USA were great!

So where has our resident idiot Asskill got to?:wait:

[Laava]

Really? Your concern is touching!
He got arseholed at the same time as Crasher.
but don't worry, he'll be off broadcasting his own brand of superiority on a forum near you!
You can tell us what you've been up to, we won't tell, honest!

[Pound]

Indeed, I've been wondering the same myself, as he never went a day without multiple posts.......

[Pound]

He got arseholed at the same time as Crasher.

Forgive my ignorance, but what does "arseholed" mean? :innocent:

[jasonu]

Forgive my ignorance, but what does "arseholed" mean? :innocent:

What planet are ya you from?

[Madness]

He's living on a Kibbutz now I believe, changed his name to Ariel.

[Swoop]

His specific brand of antisemitism has indoctrinated a few here.:wacko:

[Grumph]

I'm still waiting for a Police report of a chase involving a phat Magna after shots have been exchanged....

Followed by a report of the Magna driving off a cliff.

[Laava]

I'm still waiting for a Police report of a chase involving a phat Magna after shots have been exchanged....

Followed by a report of the Magna driving off a cliff.
Don't forget the bit where the police retreat red-faced after having been given the learn.

[Pound]

What planet are ya you from?


Sometimes I wonder when I read posts from people like you.......:bleh:

[oldrider]

There may have been a rumour that akzle had joined the police force as executive undercover commissioner? :Police: (or something like that)

[Laava]

There may have been a rumour that akzle had joined the police force as executive undercover commissioner? :Police: (or something like that)
You spelt police dog wrong.

[Autech]

Really?
He got arseholed at the same time as Crasher.


WTF happened to crasher? Was wondering where he'd gone...

[Laava]

WTF happened to crasher? Was wondering where he'd gone...
To be honest, Idon't know, he was dishing out abuse I think but there might be more to it than that. Axehole was just his usual abusive cunt self and well, good riddance.

[Murray]

Maybe hes being deported back to the Czech???

[husaberg]

Been away for a while (not allowed to explain where but the Caribbean and USA were great!

So where has our resident idiot Asskill got to?:wait:

Really? Your concern is touching!
He got arseholed at the same time as Crasher.
but don't worry, he'll be off broadcasting his own brand of superiority on a forum near you!
You can tell us what you've been up to, we won't tell, honest!


I'm still waiting for a Police report of a chase involving a phat Magna after shots have been exchanged....

Followed by a report of the Magna driving off a cliff.
He graduated to a 30 year old 626
http://www.fuelly.com/car/mazda/626/1996/akzle/322519
hes getting 25 miles to the gallon
ASkiss was here http://nzairgun.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=132
As i understand it he was bootedoff kb , Crahser threw a hissy and left of his own volition.

Plus it looks like someone threw the cat out as it was pissing on the carpets. But thats only a rumor at this stage.

[AllanB]

I found him quite entertaining once I'd sussed the style. A newbie to the forum would have struggled....

[OddDuck]

He chased quite a few newbies away. Yeah he could be funny on occasion (and he was pretty good at keeping genuine idiots down) but overall not an asset.

[Pound]

He chased quite a few newbies away. Yeah he could be funny on occasion (and he was pretty good at keeping genuine idiots down) but overall not an asset.


You summed it up perfectly there I think.

[Autech]

He chased quite a few newbies away. Yeah he could be funny on occasion (and he was pretty good at keeping genuine idiots down) but overall not an asset.

He sure put the ass in asset that is for sure.

Crasher is a loss though, actually had decent stuff to say most of the time.

RIP CFWB

[Blackbird]

Let's not forget the benefit of lower blood pressure resulting from the disappearance of Cassina :whistle: (Edit: apologies - the name which must not be spoken :facepalm:)

[caseye]

Let's not forget the benefit of lower blood pressure resulting from the disappearance of Cassina :whistle:

Ssssh!!!!
No One is to mention that f wit 's name ever again, Capiche?:sweatdrop

[Blackbird]

Ssssh!!!!
No One is to mention that f wit 's name ever again, Capiche?:sweatdrop

Never forget the lessons learned from history :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Autech]

Ssssh!!!!
No One is to mention that f wit 's name ever again, Capiche?:sweatdrop

It's YOU KNOW WHO! WE DON'T SPEAK IT'S NAME!!!

[AllanB]

He chased quite a few newbies away. Yeah he could be funny on occasion (and he was pretty good at keeping genuine idiots down) but overall not an asset.

Very good point.

Crasher is a loss he had a extensive knowledge base.

[Autech]

Very good point.

Crasher is a loss he had a extensive knowledge base.Yeah I miss calling him a cunt in the motogp thread. Definitely had some good knowledge to pass on.
Crasher come back we miss you.

Sent from my SM-A730F using Tapatalk

[pritch]

He chased quite a few newbies away.

Yeah Akzle used to give newbs red bling for bugger all, so their name had red beside it. Everytime I saw he'd done that I'd give them green which changed the colour and seemed more hospitable.

[jasonu]

Sometimes I wonder when I read posts from people like you.......:bleh:

Wanna root?

[husaberg]

Wanna root?
Nodrog has been quiet of late.
Maybe he found one?
Steve might have found some nice kosha boy as well.

[jim.cox]

Wanna root?

Naa - you're not my type and you've got the wrong bits.

[Swoop]

Plus it looks like someone threw the cat out as it was pissing on the carpets. But thats only a rumor at this stage.
An overdue rumour. The mods doing a clean-up?

[buggerit]

I found him quite entertaining once I'd sussed the style. A newbie to the forum would have struggled....

Totally agree, specs of gold amongst the shit flinging, probably not to the new age offended pc types appetite though:crybaby:

[nodrog]

Nodrog has been quiet of late.
Maybe he found one?
Steve might have found some nice kosha boy as well.

Bring back auntfanny.

[husaberg]

Bring back auntfanny.
Isn't she still chained up in your imagination.
ps i have only heard stories OF HER SEXUAL EXPLOITS she was well before my time on KB topdog.

[nodrog]

Isn't she still chained up in your imagination.
ps i have only heard stories OF HER SEXUAL EXPLOITS she was well before my time on KB topdog.

She had many a sad cunt ride hours to not meet her.

[merv]

Plus it looks like someone threw the cat out as it was pissing on the carpets. But thats only a rumor at this stage.

Presume you are talking about Katman? I can't believe he has gone too, a man of his motorcycle knowledge.

[sidecar bob]

Presume you are talking about Katman? I can't believe he has gone too, a man of his motorcycle knowledge.

He probably got told "fuck off shitforbrains":lol:

[Laava]

Bring back auntfanny.
She was hot!

[merv]

He probably got told "fuck off shitforbrains":lol:

Lol, I can't even give you more rep Bob unless I spread more love around :clap:

[husaberg]

Presume you are talking about Katman? I can't believe he has gone too, a man of his motorcycle knowledge.

Nah I heard he was shoulder tapped to lead the national party.

[sidecar bob]

I heard he was shoulder tapped to lead the national party.

He was hardcore tooth fairy fan club last time I checked. :(

[husaberg]

He was hardcore tooth fairy fan club last time I checked. :(

i dont think they are hiring atm
Where as the blue boys have a few vacancies pending..............

[Grumph]

Presume you are talking about Katman? I can't believe he has gone too, a man of his motorcycle knowledge.

Seriously ? I can't recall him actually posting technical advice. Conspiracy theories, shit yes.
I suspect that if you wanted motorcycle knowledge off him, you paid for it.

[Honest Andy]

Seriously ? I can't recall him actually posting technical advice.

I remember him showing off a couple of times....

[scumdog]

And what about my 'Friend' Idol x 3??

"Badge number now or I will take this international":lol:

[husaberg]

And what about my 'Friend' Idol x 3??

"Badge number now or I will take this international":lol:
Didnt he reappear a year or so ago under a new log that was later merged assuming it was the right guy was he the one punched by someone over some messaging thing?
Before my time.......

Yip by the look of it.

https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/8593-idleidolidyll

Boo boo in nappies

if you want to shoot the breeze
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/181402-Honda-NS250R?p=1131011036#post1131011036

[Grumph]

Watching the anti 1080 protest and threats reported on the telly tonight, the phrasing and the actual threats started to sound eerily familiar....

[Swoop]

I will take this international":lol:
I thought that was dangerousbastard?

[JimO]

I thought that was dangerousbastard?
cook my sock

[Scubbo]

Watching the anti 1080 protest and threats reported on the telly tonight, the phrasing and the actual threats started to sound eerily familiar....

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh:

[scumdog]

cook my sock


Now Im confused - which one made the 'or this goes international' type comment???:crazy:

[husaberg]

Now Im confused - which one made the 'or this goes international' type comment???:crazy:
Dangerous Bastard according to you and Gordo

Mwahahah, he really IS DangerousBastard! - gonna take it international eh Axzle?




On a side note, has anyone seen DB latel....... :whistle:


well he was taking it International.


Ya see, that's exactly what I was thinking too....!

looks like cookmysock was dangerous bastard

members of any government agency, particularly the police, will emphatically NOT call members of the public losers and liars while in a public forum. If they want to do this on their weekly piss drinking sessions then that is fine. This was public.

The easy way to resolve this is to pm me the badge number. The hard way is to involve the media. I WILL report this, and I will do it the easy or the hard way, or the really hard way. His call.

Badge number please ?

DB

[scumdog]

Dangerous Bastard according to you and Gordo









looks like cookmysock was dangerous bastard


But the phrase "or I will take it international" - was it he who said that?

[FJRider]

But the phrase "or I will take it international" - was it he who said that?

Dangerous Bastard ... he was from Edgecunbe.

He was "Taking it International" in Edgecumbe ... :yes:

[Laava]

Lol, was he the retard ice cream vendor who crashed his hang glider into a tree and got stuck there? OMG, you couldn't make this up!
At least, unlike Axehole, he actually did something!

[husaberg]

But the phrase "or I will take it international" - was it he who said that?he did.............

Nothing works on me - my 'loser-liar' alert device cuts in as soon as they open their mouth.....

And if they use the words "I was just.." - they're screwed.


Really ? "losers and liars ay ?" Can you pm me your officer number please.

I will take this further.
DB


Wow!
Those carefully considered comments have really influenced how I work from now on...I'll bear them in mind while working tonight:rolleyes:

yup. Final request - badge number please, and the "name calling by police officer" leaves the Internet right now, or else it goes international. Your call.

nup you don't do you - spoken like a true officer o' the law. NEVER has any police officer actually done anything to assist me when I was victimised, yet they trip me on any administrative triviality at every opportunity, while simultaneously accusing me of wronging half of collective society. :bleh:

You are beaten this time, how does it feel ?

DB
cookmysocks account includes posts by dangerousbastard its a merged account
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/68332-Nearly-busted-for-flashing?p=1456307#post1456307

Nup. He's gunna ditch it - serious fault unresolved. Re-read above - he's going to "recommend it to people who need a good commuter." Cool ay !

Make fucking sure you don't buy it for your teenage daughter to lear, er, kill herself on. I think this one should go international - what say you ? I think the bike should be deregistered, pending an engineers report.

I asked for this deathtraps' rego, so we can track it, but no reply was forthcoming. Can anyone identify this bike ?

Steve


hee hee.. naw I plan to go international on it. LOL.

Well, I m not going to smash my arse on the road with it. That will fucking hurt. A LOT.

DB

[Swoop]

Now Im confused - which one made the 'or this goes international' type comment???:crazy:

It was DangerousBastard who made the statement.

Some time later he departed the site for a while and reappeared with his login changed to Cook My Sock.

[scumdog]

It was DangerousBastard who made the statement.

Some time later he departed the site for a while and reappeared with his login changed to Cook My Sock.

Ta for that - for some reason Idol X 3 came to mind.

[Drew]

Crasher has lost his fucken mind, if what he puts on Facebook is anything to go by. Idol X3 I dunno about. Sensei was a special kind of fella. Akzel was funny I thought. Mikey outsmarted the whole site.

Those are the fallen that spring to mind.

[merv]

Crasher has lost his fucken mind, if what he puts on Facebook is anything to go by.

You noticed too. His online scrapping with National Part supporters is very intense.

[Drew]

You noticed too. His online scrapping with National Part supporters is very intense.

I only see if he posts on a friends thread. But we have fewer and fewer of those as I get rid of people I dont actually know on there.

[GazzaH]

Akzle amused me. I miss him. Lets hope his sworn enemies miss too.

[jim.cox]

Akzle amused me. I miss him. Lets hope his sworn enemies miss too.

Yeah I miss him too

But my aim is improving

And I have LOTS more ammo

[skippa1]

Hmmm akzle, crasher, katman.....some big personalities that were all entertaining in different ways. A shame really

[Flip]

Dont forget about crazy steve, he was from edgcome.

[Blackbird]

Whatever happened to The Dover? Headcase from wayyyy back.

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Whatever happened to The Dover? Headcase from wayyyy back.

Not as bad as Skidmark though

[Drew]

Whatever happened to The Dover? Headcase from wayyyy back.

Dover turned out to be a wife beater, so isnt popular anywhere.

[Drew]

Not as bad as Skidmark though

That little cunt, he appeared again a little while back. Spouting shit and blaming autism. Didn't take long for that to stop washing.

[scumdog]

Dover turned out to be a wife beater, so isnt popular anywhere.

Amen to that!

I'm a staunch white-ribbon rep and have little tolerance to such 'activities'.:oi-grr:

[sidecar bob]

Dover turned out to be a wife beater, so isnt popular anywhere.

I can't even beat my wife up the stairs:yawn:

[Berries]

I can.



10mfc

[dangerous]

Hmmm akzle, crasher, katman.....some big personalities that were all entertaining in different ways. A shame really

fuck me... "big personalities" shit man you havent lived if twats like them can entertain you... get a life skippa and get out on ya bike...

[skippa1]

fuck me... "big personalities" shit man you havent lived if twats like them can entertain you... get a life skippa and get out on ya bike...

I haven't got one

[Autech]

I can't even beat my wife up the stairs:yawn:

Mine smoked me big time on a mountain bike track once. Never skip leg day.

Guy told me his father in law once asked him if he's going to hit his wife like her ex did, he said yeah I'll smash her every night, into the mattress :2thumbsup

[pritch]

Dangerous Bastard ... he was from Edgecunbe.

He was "Taking it International" in Edgecumbe ... :yes:

Yep. that's how I remember it. Seem to recall a Mr Whippy van too?

[awayatc]

Amen to that!

I'm a staunch white-ribbon rep and have little tolerance to such 'activities'.:oi-grr:

No man should have any tolerance for that....

[Drew]

No man should have any tolerance for that....

All fine to say. Not many blokes have had the sack to actually confront someone they thought might be going too far.

Vic won't tell me where to find Ben, but the reality is I'd need several other cunts to back me up. Ben is a fucken big cunt and quite scrappy.

[awayatc]

All fine to say. Not many blokes have had the sack to actually confront someone they thought might be going too far.

Vic won't tell me where to find Ben, but the reality is I'd need several other cunts to back me up. Ben is a fucken big cunt and quite scrappy.

Not sure what you are saying....
Is Ben your wife?

[Drew]

Not sure what you are saying....
Is Ben your wife?

I'm saying I'd love to bottle the cunt, but in reality he'd fucken smash me.

[skippa1]

fuck me... "big personalities" shit man you havent lived if twats like them can entertain you... get a life skippa and get out on ya bike...

depends on your interpretation of entertain, yours may be pulling wings off flies?

[Katman]

Hmmm akzle, crasher, katman.....some big personalities that were all entertaining in different ways. A shame really

Don't panic, just done a little spell of time out for telling a few home truths to a fuckwit.

[merv]

Don't panic, just done a little spell of time out for telling a few home truths to a fuckwit.

Welcome back mate, always good to be able to hear a variety of opinions so I didn't mind hearing yours.

[jasonu]

always good to be able to hear a variety of opinions so I didn't mind hearing yours.

Lucky for you he has an opinion about fucking everything.

[Voltaire]

Some say Akzle has gone to the US as secret Potus adviser...

[GazzaH]

That egomaniac? No chance.

[Murray]

Don't panic, just done a little spell of time out for telling a few home truths to a fuckwit.

So you have started talking to yourself! Not a good sign.

[Woodman]

Don't panic, just done a little spell of time out for telling a few home truths to a fuckwit.

Og good, you are back. Can I start following you around again?

[Autech]

So you have started talking to yourself! Not a good sign.

Bahahahahaaa

339477

[Katman]

Can I start following you around again?

Knock yourself out.

[scumdog]

Don't panic, just done a little spell of time out for telling a few home truths to a fuckwit.


Woohoo, no chance KB is going to be boring now you're back!:banana:

[scumdog]

fuck me... "big personalities" shit man you havent lived if twats like them can entertain you... get a life skippa and get out on ya bike...

I'm gutted - he never had me on his list!:laugh:

[skippa1]

I'm gutted - he never had me on his list!:laugh:
Youre not gone....and if you were i would just look at a donut

[Oakie]

Totally agree, specs of gold amongst the shit flinging, probably not to the new age offended pc types appetite though:crybaby:

Perfect summary. There was occasional gold. We all know his standard style but sometimes he was very articulate. At those times I'd assume he'd run out of 'mind-altering substance'.

[Swoop]

So, the rumour about Israeli special forces knocking on Axle's caravan door was not correct?

[Drew]

Perfect summary. There was occasional gold. We all know his standard style but sometimes he was very articulate. At those times I'd assume he'd run out of 'mind-altering substance'.

Spoken like a cock who believes that bending one's mind can only be harmful.

[dangerous]

Spoken like a cock who believes that bending one's mind can only be harmful.

spoken like a vagina who most likely bends his mind not relising the harm being done...


*typical reply by a user so ignerrant in there own fuzzy fucked up world to have any kind of thoughts of realisim

*please note NOT saying that you take

[TheDemonLord]

I do miss Akzle.

[scumdog]

Perfect summary. There was occasional gold. We all know his standard style but sometimes he was very articulate. At those times I'd assume he'd run out of 'mind-altering substance'.

I reckon he has autism, arseburgers or some shit like that....clever but socially inept.

[dangerous]

arseburgers or some shit like that....

fuck man... you caught dangerese, your screwed dude...

[Oakie]

Spoken like a cock who believes that bending one's mind can only be harmful.

Not at all. Just that you can tell the difference when someone's mind is bent.

[RDJ]

I do miss Akzle.

Somebody's aim might have been better than yours...

But actually, I heard that Akzle is 'working' for Shane Jones.

[F5 Dave]

Huh? I thought that was a euphemism
But he's not minister of corrections.

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[Laava]

Somebody's aim might have been better than yours...

But actually, I heard that Akzle is 'working' for Shane Jones.
Heh, "working!"
Surely that's for jew loving old white men.

[Banditbandit]

I haven't got one

Yeah? Well - what can I say ...

[Banditbandit]

Heh, "working!"
Surely that's for jew loving old white men.

I miss Akzle ... he stirred you lot up something terrible - LOVED IT

[skippa1]

Yeah? Well - what can I say ...
I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers son
And I'll keep on plucking pheasants
Til the pheasant plucker comes


But you've got to say it really fast

[Katman]

But you've got to say it really fast

It,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it......

[skippa1]

It,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it,it......

I didn't see that coming......

[caspernz]

I didn't see that coming......

Really? The punchline for a rather old joke :laugh:

Bit like when a plane crashes on the border between two countries, where do the survivors get buried...

[skippa1]

Really? The punchline for a rather old joke :laugh:

Bit like when a plane crashes on the border between two countries, where do the survivors get buried...

So the sarcasam passed by?

[pritch]

Bit like when a plane crashes on the border between two countries, where do the survivors get buried...

Reminded me of the Irish plane that crashed into a cemetery. The death toll kept rising as rescuers kept digging through the night.

[Katman]

#worstdadjoke

[Drew]

Well fear not. Someone calling themselves 'Fresh Oats' os going to get on everyone's nerves till he fucks off.

That'll help ease the pain of missing Alzel