Can I Jump on Behind?

[vifferman]

Im not hapy too. Im MR viferman.
or it could be that it was Mr Skid.
You lying bloddy goat rooter!
I'm vifferman, and I can prove it. Go back to your goats. :bash: :moon:

[vifferman]

do not be hitting me with hamers and espsecilly not showing your bottom at me! your a very bad man

[beelzebub]

That's it children! Lovely. :niceone:
Keep it up. :devil2:

[thehollowmen]

do not be hitting me with hamers and espsecilly not showing your bottom at me! your a very bad man
*perk* hot porn?
where?

[SARGE]

You lying cunt, you told me you loved the cock!!



i said SCOTCH you deaf Squid...


put it away

[Mr Skid]

*perk* hot porn?
where?In your avatar mebbe?

[The_Dover]

i said SCOTCH you deaf Squid...


put it away

Sorry, you were mumbling cos you had a mouthful...........

OF COCK :niceone:

[SARGE]

Sorry, you were mumbling cos you had a mouthful...........

OF COCK :niceone:


you wanted to borrow the Ute today did you??

[The_Dover]

Okay, I'll get on my knees and we can all have a lovely tea party....

[SARGE]

Okay, I'll get on my knees and we can all have a lovely tea party....



you heard it here first folks :whistle:

[Waylander]

Sounds good Waylander, if your in the area Saturday, and Mrs Pillion dont mind, I'm ok with having my pic taken next to your bike and then stuck on this thread to prove I am for real! And a short blat round the block would be way cool!
Cheers,
Zana
PM sent.....

[Ixion]

Tea ? Oh good. But I'm very particular about my tea. I hope you don't use those vile abominations, those devil spawned nastynesses, tea bags.

Whoever was responsible for inventing those needs to be consigned to the deepest pit in the lowest level of Hell, with a regiment of particulary sadistic demons permanently assigned to poking their bottoms with red hot pokers.

The ONLY proper way to make tea is :

Take an eartheware teapot (NOT silver or porcelain)
Warm the pot with a little boiling water.
Add to the pot, from an AIRTIGHT tea caddy, sufficient of good quality loose tea . I prefer Twinings English Breakfast myself, but chacun a son gout. One TEASPOON of tea for each person, plus one for the pot.
Add the appropriate amount of boiling water. Boiling. Not boiled 5 minutes ago.
Stir once.
Allow to stand quietly for 1 to 2 minutes depending on tea blend, covered with a pretty tea cosy.
Pour into teacups, with as little disturbance of the liquor as possible. Those who prefer weak tea first, working up those of a stronger preference.
Drink tea. All additions of lemon, milk , sugar are vile abominations.

[Colapop]

....The ONLY proper way to make tea is.....
Are bikkies allowed to be had as an aside?

[Ixion]

Bikkies, or cucumber sandwiches, are a perfectly acceptable accompaniment. As are small cakes.Or, if it is my tea, a honking great cheese, pickle and roast meat doorstop.

[SARGE]

Bikkies, or cucumber sandwiches, are a perfectly acceptable accompaniment. As are small cakes.Or, if it is my tea, a honking great cheese, pickle and roast meat doorstop.



what about Lemon? can i add lemon ??

[Ixion]

what about Lemon? can i add lemon ??

No. No lemon. It is an effete bourgois affectation.

Oh - AND TEA IS NEVER NEVER IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "ICED"

[jrandom]

loose tea . I prefer Twinings English Breakfast myself...

righto, you toffee-nosed snob.

one of these days I'll 'ave you round and administer a blind tasting of TEB bags, TEB made in a pot proper-like, and a control substance, all in identical china cups, repeated over 5 rounds with palate cleansers in between.

$10 says you don't pick it any better than random chance.

and, by the way, Dilmah Extra Strength kicks the pants off any of the Twinings blends.

[Waylander]

No. No lemon. It is an effete bourgois affectation.

Oh - AND TEA IS NEVER NEVER IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "ICED"
I'de like to see you tell that to my dad.

[Ixion]

Heh he. Mrs Ixion tried that. She surreptitiously switched. Thinking I would not notice. I did. Immediately.

But yes , Dilmah is a good blend too.

EDIT: Particularity about tea is not toffee nosed. It is working class. Tea is the drink of the proletariat.

[Colapop]

The thread that went from bad to worse and back again..... Has Zanda had her ride/s yet?
Are doyley's (sp) permissable to be used at previously said tea party or are they considered a dash too much panache?

[crashe]

Oi you lot..... Gumboot tea is the only way to go....

And no it aint made in a gumboot....

[Ixion]

The thread that went from bad to worse and back again..... Has Zanda had her ride/s yet?
Are doyley's (sp) permissable to be used at previously said tea party or are they considered a dash too much panache?

Personally, I dislike them. Mrs Ixion disagrees, she thinks they are nice. But only the dainty little lace ones.


I suspect this is a male/female difference thing.

[jrandom]

But yes , Dilmah is a good blend too.

indeed. of course, with Dilmah, the Capt Picard types are reduced to adding their own bergamot oil, but stuff 'em, that's _there_ problem.


Tea is the drink of the proletariat.

bloody peasant.

you probably call soccer 'football'.

[Ixion]

Oi you lot..... Gumboot tea is the only way to go....

And no it aint made in a gumboot....

Gumboot tea is just English Breakfast, brewed strong

[Ixion]

..

bloody peasant.

you probably call soccer 'football'.

No, I call it as waste of time and energy. Darts and Nine Mans Morris are the only decent proletarian pastimes.

[crashe]

Gumboot tea is just English Breakfast, brewed strong


NO you are totally wrong mate.... It aint.



Ok Gumboot tea .... is good ol' New Zealand made CHOYSA tea... brewed just right
Medium not to strong and not too weak...

Now that is great tea..... oh I will have two sugars in it as well.. thanks.

[Colapop]

No, I call it as waste of time and energy. Darts and Nine Mans Morris are the only decent proletarian pastimes.
Oh lord a philistine in our midst, mascarading as one whose breeding would preclude them from engaging in such banter as this...
Tea?? Were it only, about such matters....

[Ixion]

NO you are totally wrong mate.... It aint.



Ok Gumboot tea .... is good ol' CHOYSA tea... brewed just right
Medium not to strong and not too weak...

Now that is great tea..... oh I will have two sugars in it as well.. thanks.

Yep, and Choysa is English Breakfast. As are most of the "traditional" New Zealand teas.

EDIT: "English Breakfast" is a type of tea, not a brand. it is the "classic" small leaved, black tea that most older New Zealanders grew up with.

[jrandom]

Ok Gumboot tea .... is good ol' CHOYSA tea... brewed just right
Medium not to strong and not too weak...

Now that is great tea..... oh I will have two sugars in it as well..

you know, I have a very clear mental image of you, crashe. Im almost scared to ever meet you in real life in case I have to go to the effort of re-evaluating it.

[SARGE]

No. No lemon. It is an effete bourgois affectation.

Oh - AND TEA IS NEVER NEVER IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "ICED"


i call bullshit.. ice, peppermint leaves and a bit of honey on a sweltering day is the bomb

[The_Dover]

There'll be no damned doilies or ice poof water at my damned tea party.

Leaf tea, brewed strong the way it was supposed to drunk.

Iced tea? Doyleys (however the fuck it's spelt)?? What is this world coming to?

And keep Sarge away from the damned bikkies, cakes and pies for his own good. and ours.

[SARGE]

And keep Sarge away from the damned bikkies, cakes and pies for his own good. and ours.


i prefer Soylent Green anyway

[The_Dover]

Isn't that a movie?

[SARGE]

Isn't that a movie?



yea... you're young alright


SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!


Fish.. Ixion.. sort this puppy out please?

[The_Dover]

Fuckin A I'm young ya crusty old knacker!

Young, fit and all in good working order.........from the neck down anyway.

[SARGE]

Fuckin A I'm young ya crusty old knacker!

Young, fit and all in good working order.........from the neck down anyway.

something dad told me years ago that has stuck with me....




Youth , Strength and Enthusiasm will never overcome Age, experience and trechery

[The_Dover]

something dad told me years ago that has stuck with me....


What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence?? :niceone:

[Waylander]

Forget the tea, bring on the bourbon!!!:whocares:

[SARGE]

What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence?? :niceone:


its not Alzheimers... i blame the 80's

Arthritis - spend a day im MY body youngster.. any day.. you will know true pain

(34 broken bones, 22 seperate surgeries (17 to put my face back on after the "incident"), 4 marriages and the voices in my head screaming "KILL KILL KILL !!")

incontinence?? - yea.. blind drunk and cant be fucked to actually stumble to the pisser..


come see me in 10 years

[The_Dover]

come see me in 10 years

Fuck mate, are you gonna last that long???? :doobey:

[thehollowmen]

What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence?? :niceone:

Aren't Alzheimer's, Arthritis, Incontinence and Imcompetance the four horsemen of the apocalypse for the new millenium?

[Colapop]

Aren't Alzheimer's, Arthritis, Incontinence and Imcompetance the four horsemen of the apocalypse for the new millenium?
No, I think they're Aucklanders....

[SARGE]

Fuck mate, are you gonna last that long???? :doobey:


i'll out - live you squid-boy

[Storm]

Geez I'm impressed- a sheila shows up asking for a ride and lo and behold KB fills 21 pages- thats gotta be some kind of a record(yes I do realise that RR is the biggest daddy of them all)

[Colapop]

Even those of us that are quite happily paired up still like to be noticed. Like Peacocks - unless you're Dover and co. it seems - no pea's

[Ixion]

Geez I'm impressed- a sheila shows up asking for a ride and lo and behold KB fills 21 pages- thats gotta be some kind of a record(yes I do realise that RR is the biggest daddy of them all)

Not to mention the sheer BREADTH of the thread. From tits and gizza a ride, to sexual innuendo to metaphysics to a debate on tea, doilies and fairy cakes. Amazing the directions a thread can take.

[Storm]

Oh well, keeps us from having to do work eh ? ;)

[Colapop]

Oh well, keeps us from having to do work eh ? ;)
Oh Goddam I've got work to do!!

[Waylander]

Oh I must have miss-heard you, I thought you said you wanted some one who was experienced? Not an iced tea drinking homo.:kick:
I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.

[SixPackBack]

No i did not show breasts hondaone (loser) showed CLEAVAGE. Geez you must cry like a sissy when you go the beach in summer. No worries, noone will be looking at the pathetic little mound in your lacey speedos.my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

[SARGE]

my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley


you dude.. reboot your spelkcexor..

[Storm]

I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.
I think he's(SM) jealous :bleh:

[Biff]

Did I hear someone say my name and mention tits. I love tits.
A warm welkominominan to any females in possession of such wondorous appendages.

And a slightly less warm welcome to those guys without them.
Guys with them go see a doctor.
Females without them just rub your chest with toilet paper for a few months/years.

Doing so appears to work quite well. Have you seen the size of most 40+ year old ladies arses?

[SlideMoto]

I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.

Only coz its not worth doing a runner on a Virago. The cops will run you down before you get to 120kays on one of them.

[Waylander]

Only coz its not worth doing a runner on a Virago. The cops will run you down before you get to 120kays on one of them.
Or is it because I'm smart enough not to break the law in the first place?

[SARGE]

my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley



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[Coyote]

I smell a weasel

[Zandalee]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! F**k your dad would really hate to see my tits WITHOUT a bra if he reckons they're like 'spaniel ears' in that pic. They sure are BIG and PENDULOUS!! Could knock a girls blouse out like you in a flash. I havent figured out yet whether you are an insanely jealous woman or a pimply teenage male who couldnt pull a pint?? Either way, your're very immature and silly. Why dont you enlighten us? I'm not scared of your dad or his harley... methinks your full of s**t!!



my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

[SixPackBack]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! F**k your dad would really hate to see my tits WITHOUT a bra if he reckons they're like 'spaniel ears' in that pic. They sure are BIG and PENDULOUS!! Could knock a girls blouse out like you in a flash. I havent figured out yet whether you are an insanely jealous woman or a pimply teenage male who couldnt pull a pint?? Either way, your're very immature and silly. Why dont you enlighten us? I'm not scared of your dad or his harley... methinks your full of s**t!!
he gets out soon meen breasts

[Colapop]

Haha Hondaone! Now i am laughing! ....

I think there are more than just you laughing at him/her (Hondaone)
What's that quote from Forest Gump "Stupid is as Stupid does"? That theory could possibly be applied here.

[Karma]

I smell a weasel

I hope that's not a reference to me.

[Waylander]

I have a feeling that Handaone is really John. She ame around about the tie that John started acting like a dick and now is doing exacly the same thing. Could be wrong though.

[SpeedyGirl]

I have to say Zanda... you are a legend!! I am impressed that you have managed to get these guys chasing their own tails!! Well done!! Nice photo by the way... if you got it flaunt it i say!!! Welcome and have fun :spudwave:

[Zandalee]

Thank you Speedygirl! What a nice welcome. I think your very pretty from your profile pic, as you can see I took mine off due to some negative comments. (only from 2 people actually)
Thanks again, have a great week at work.
Cheers,
Zana



I have to say Zanda... you are a legend!! I am impressed that you have managed to get these guys chasing their own tails!! Well done!! Nice photo by the way... if you got it flaunt it i say!!! Welcome and have fun :spudwave:

[aff-man]

If you looking for a ride just ask in one of the meetings and events threads there is usually someone willing to take some wheelie balast :devil2: :devil2: :whistle:

Welcome :drinkup:

[SixPackBack]

For fuck's sake someone..anyone get a picture of Zan..and post it.
The suspense is killin me...*sorry am i shouting*:spudwave:

[Waylander]

For fuck's sake someone..anyone get a picture of Zan..and post it.
The suspense is killin me...*sorry am i shouting*:spudwave:
Saturday mate.

[aff-man]

what's happening on sat???

Hey man you riding this weekend.. Last time we were on a blat together is when you had you're little ummmmm incident :psst: :whistle: :whistle:

[Waylander]

what's happening on sat???

Hey man you riding this weekend.. Last time we were on a blat together is when you had you're little ummmmm incident :psst: :whistle: :whistle:
Might do, I'll be up in Auckland anyway. Staying with Ms.Pillion again and gonna meet Zana for a pic (proof of reality) and maybe a short ride. Then doin the Armegeddon thing sunday. Could be up for a ride sunday afternoon or monday if the weather is nice. (why is it that everytime I have something other than work going on it fuckin rains?)

[Stroker Girl]

To all disbelievers, I would like to confirm that Zandalee is a real person (thou not her real name) and that the infamous profile pic is an actual picture of her (taken by me at a work party).

She is a very good friend of mine, a wonderful person with a bit of a naughty sense of humour. When she expressed an interest in coming along for a few rides I suggested she join Kiwi Biker as I was sure she wouldn't be short of pillon offers..........(I think she is still working through answering all her PM's) :whistle:

So hopefully we will see her out soon on one of the organised rides and all you doubters can put your minds at rest! (if Waylander doesn't get a pic up first)

[pete376403]

[QUOTE=Fish]my pleasure mate. next time Ill take you up on that offer of a fang on the XT.



indeed. i saw the picture and jsut had to use it.[/QUOTE

So, Fish, wheredidja get your Spagthorpe? I though I had the only one.
SDon't tell me you too have read the saga of the Elbonian Zorch and it's reference to the Spag.

[SARGE]

To all disbelievers, I would like to confirm that Zandalee is a real person (thou not her real name) and that the infamous profile pic is an actual picture of her (taken by me at a work party).




A WORK PARTY???


how do I get a job there???

[The_Dover]

how do I get a job there???

Getting an education would be a good start, and clean yourself up you scruffy sod.

[SARGE]

Getting an education would be a good start, and clean yourself up you scruffy sod.


yea .. so i can be an Austin Powers-lookin Metrosexual like yourself??

pass....


im comfortable with my scruff..nuttin to prove and no-one to impress

[jrandom]

So, Fish, wheredidja get your Spagthorpe? I though I had the only one.

well, I have to admit that I'm a little unsure of its provenance.

in fact, I occasionally have dark little suspicions that it may be (gasp) a REPLICA.

however, its difficult to prove, one way or the other, given the legendarily spotty record of Spagthorpe's engine number production runs. I suspect that if my bike is, in fact, the genuine article, that it must be one of the '62 units from the Welsh factory, made on the day of the Great September Pub Lunch.

naturally, this would increase its value immensely, were it true, but the fact that the lead engineer at the time was pissed and forgot to braze the serial number tags onto the engine blocks that day has made the collector's market for my bike a little hesitant, to say the least.

but that doesn't bother me; its my baby, and I have no intention of selling it.

[The Stranger]

Im a bit old for him though .

More like an old trout then?

[bugjuice]

More like an old trout then?
*keep away from the trout*

geez, this still going? This has to be the longest "Newbie's speak" thread ever!

[SARGE]

*keep away from the trout*

geez, this still going? This has to be the longest "Newbie's speak" thread ever!


thats cuz its the first one with tits :eek5: :blink:

[Colapop]

thats cuz its the first one with tits :eek5: :blink:
That's ok for those that got a glimpse before they were removed. :crybaby:
I only have my imagination to sustain me.

edit:
Righto then they're plain to see now. I mean It's clear to me what the issues are.
Damn - No offence Zanda but they're worth being proud of.

[bugjuice]

thats cuz its the first one with tits :eek5: :blink:
I have tits.. don't see me bragin..

[SARGE]

I have tits.. don't see me bragin..



my tits are bigger bitch

[Colapop]

It's good this thread hasn't turned into a pissing contest!

[SARGE]

It's good this thread hasn't turned into a pissing contest!


2 metres 10 after a pitcher of Strohs beer at the Ohio State Buckeyes Football game in 96 is my all time record

[Colapop]

2 metres 10 after a pitcher of Strohs beer at the Ohio State Buckeyes Football game in 96 is my all time record

MMMmmmm Pitcher of beer. F*ck just pints. Bring on the Beirgarten! I aint wearing the shorts again But the Frauliens... MMMmmmm Frauliens

[Phurrball]

I'm blardy impressed that Doilies were not just mentioned, but actually discussed!

I've searched, there's only one other mention of a doily on KB. Not quite a first then, but impressive (and at the same time scarily freaky) nonetheless!

(The other <a href="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=330396&postcount=28">Doily</a> post.)

[Colapop]

....and at the same time scarily freaky...

You found my Nana!! Yayy!
I was running out of Doilees (sp) Shit! Fish is gonna kill me...

me too

[Ixion]

Well, where else would you expect to have doilies (lace ones in particular) as a subject of discussion, than on a biker site. After all, we do have to maintain our image in society.

[Phurrball]

Well, where else would you expect to have doilies (lace ones in particular) as a subject of discussion, than on a biker site. After all, we do have to maintain our image in society.

:rofl::lol:

Nothing like unexpected juxtaposition - doilies on a site dictated to bikes. I'm not sure that this brings to mind favourable mental images though...leather and doilies - the mind boggles...




...and not in a good way.



Funny word - wondered about the etymology of it - apparently <a href="http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=Doily&x=16&y=15 ">named</a> after some London chappy back-in-the-day.

Oh, and I did find <a href="http://www.thedoilyplace.com/
">this.</a> Consider yourself pre-warned - should you not be a doily person, this site is arguably more disturbing than the hardest core pr0n imaginable.

Post script: I am truly sad. I'm meant to be studying for end of year exams, and this is the best procrastination I can come up with.

Maybe I should just quit while I'm (not) ahead and go to Shads for a beer...perhaps I should merely curl into the fetal position in shame at the direction to which I have returned this thread...:weep:

[Colapop]

It's good you've recognised that your hearts not in it - go to the pub and study fresh tomorrow.

Hmm home at 4-5ish am up at 1pm for a leisurely brunch, look at the books (sitting on the desk) consider studying, forget it feel like crap, 3 more hours sleep, up to shower and eat, look at the books again (still sitting on the desk) get a call from your mates, boozing till 3-4, hooked up (sweet), sneak out of her place at about 10, home for sleep, up at 7 totally shagged, eat, look at books again (yup still there) lay on the couch watching nothing on TV, go to bed lay ther listening to music.

(Story of my study weakends)

[Phurrball]

It's good you've recognised that your hearts not in it - go to the pub and study fresh tomorrow.

Hmm home at 4-5ish am up at 1pm for a leisurely brunch, look at the books (sitting on the desk) consider studying, forget it feel like crap, 3 more hours sleep, up to shower and eat, look at the books again (still sitting on the desk) get a call from your mates, boozing till 3-4, hooked up (sweet), sneak out of her place at about 10, home for sleep, up at 7 totally shagged, eat, look at books again (yup still there) lay on the couch watching nothing on TV, go to bed lay ther listening to music.

(Story of my study weakends)

Aye - used to be prone to such antics in my younger days (Daze?) at Otago.

Mere 'innocent' procrastination these days...happily engaged :love:...that, and home is a *very* long way from any licensed premises ie gotta drive/ride home; ie hardly ever sink piss like I formerly did. Taxi = too expensive, walking not an option [no foot path much of the way = surer way of ensuring death/maiming than commuting on a bike].

Anyone else shedding a tear for the poor, hard-done-by Phurrball? :weep:













No, I didn't think so...:devil2:



I'll merrily pick up some beers and a DVD on the way home...and snuggle up with Mrs P :love:



I just won't tell her about my doily research though...such sick fetishes might be grounds for pre-emptive divorce...

[SixPackBack]

Fuck you talk some shit.......where's the tart with the big tits *back to the thread people*:niceone:

[Virago]

I just realised - I'm the only KB'er that hasn't yet posted in this thread.... :done:

[SARGE]

I just realised - I'm the only KB'er that hasn't yet posted in this thread.... :done:


damn.. there goes THAT record.. :argh:

[Waylander]

Just leaving now for Auckland. Camera has brand new batteries. Just need her to text me when and where and such. BTW anyone have a connection they want to let me use? Otherwise y'all will have to wait till tuesday when I get back to Hams.


Jk I'll figure something out.

[Jantar]

I just realised - I'm the only KB'er that hasn't yet posted in this thread.... :done:

Not quite, but even if she was down here wanting a ride do you think our wives would agree? :laugh:

[thehollowmen]

Not quite, but even if she was down here wanting a ride do you think our wives would agree? :laugh:
Mine wouldn't mind.

[Zandalee]

I have texted you Waylander, I look forward to proving to everyone once and for all that I am real! See you soon when you get to Papakura.
Zana


Just leaving now for Auckland. Camera has brand new batteries. Just need her to text me when and where and such. BTW anyone have a connection they want to let me use? Otherwise y'all will have to wait till tuesday when I get back to Hams.


Jk I'll figure something out.

[SARGE]

Just leaving now for Auckland. Camera has brand new batteries. Just need her to text me when and where and such. BTW anyone have a connection they want to let me use? Otherwise y'all will have to wait till tuesday when I get back to Hams.


Jk I'll figure something out.


you can use mine here WayLander.. im here till 2

[aff-man]

hey Z was just down in paps with waylander. Left at about 2ish and he still hadn't recieved your text?? So either shitty cell phone connection or maybe try again. He is awaiting your call so to speak...

[Zandalee]

Well I'm confused, Waylander must have given me the wrong number. I tried ringing it and a woman answered and said I had the wrong number. So you wanna send that number again Waylander? Cheers, Zana



hey Z was just down in paps with waylander. Left at about 2ish and he still hadn't recieved your text?? So either shitty cell phone connection or maybe try again. He is awaiting your call so to speak...

[aff-man]

just sent you his number..

You shouldv'e given me a yell when i was in papakura was gonna give his missus a ride but she wasn't available.. had the pillion seat on and everything :whistle:

[Zandalee]

Hi, have text Waylander and heard back from him, the number he gave me had one digit out on it!! Hopefully we meet soon, then he can tell all the non-believers i am for real! Cheers, Z



just sent you his number..

You shouldv'e given me a yell when i was in papakura was gonna give his missus a ride but she wasn't available.. had the pillion seat on and everything :whistle:

[aff-man]

FOR ALL THE DOUBTERS.

Waylander just texted saying he has met the infamous Z and has pics. He will put them up as soon as he can get to a comp.

puts up hand to offer a ride :spudwave:

[The_Dover]

Clothed, in leathers or otherwise?

[Zandalee]

yep, Waylander is a very nice man and he took a pic of me on his bike. So you can all know I am for real now! And a very nice bike it is too, Waylander... :done:



FOR ALL THE DOUBTERS.

Waylander just texted saying he has met the infamous Z and has pics. He will put them up as soon as he can get to a comp.

puts up hand to offer a ride :spudwave:

[The_Dover]

yep, Waylander is a very nice man and he took a pic of me on his bike. So you can all know I am for real now! And a very nice bike it is too, Waylander... :done:

Isn't he american and riding some slow poke old cruiser piece of shit? I'm not sure you are for real after that description.... :bleh:

[Colapop]

Never douted your authenticity for a minute Zana. How was it? Good enough that you want to get your own bike?

[aff-man]

yep, Waylander is a very nice man and he took a pic of me on his bike. So you can all know I am for real now! And a very nice bike it is too, Waylander... :done:

Real bike baaaaa pity you didn't get hold of him when i was down there then you could have been on a real bike... maybe nabbed a ride as well...

[M1CRO]

Real bike baaaaa pity you didn't get hold of him when i was down there then you could have been on a real bike... maybe nabbed a ride as well...

Hey affman.. A real bike? :killingme

[WINJA]

Isn't he american and riding some slow poke old cruiser piece of shit? I'm not sure you are for real after that description.... :bleh:
HES AN AMERICAN ON A HARLEY REPLICA , GET IT RIGHT

[SixPackBack]

This thread is worse than fricken 'coro street'............i can watch it for weeks and nothing changes........post the photo and put us out of our misery

[SixPackBack]

yep, Waylander is a very nice man and he took a pic of me on his bike. So you can all know I am for real now! And a very nice bike it is too, Waylander... :done:showin breast skank

[SPORK]

showin breast skank
Hmmm, breast-skank, that's got to be a new one. Or is that simply a reference to BJ?

[aff-man]

Hey affman.. A real bike? :killingme

Oooi you........ :argh:

you gonna come out and play on monday?? :headbang: :devil2:

[M1CRO]

you gonna come out and play on monday?? :headbang: :devil2:

Did you want to look at the (back of) busa all day? :headbang:
Seriously, it is on the top of the to-do-list :) See what the weather brings...

[aff-man]

Did you want to look at the (back of) busa all day? :headbang:
Seriously, it is on the top of the to-do-list :) See what the weather brings...

I think i could deal with looking at that sexy ass all day :mellow: :mellow:

well weather permitting autobahn paps at 10am.

[Beemer]

For real guys, want someone to ride with. I have two rather large problems though. You may find a couple of rather large obstacles will cum between us on the bike!!

Great, a bimbo with big tits and no brain - you'll be inundated with replies from all the neanderthals. :stupid:

Didn't see the picture so can't comment on your looks, but it's a safe bet you're probably NOT a supermodel but in fact an overweight 54 year-old unemployed male with a fetish for leather. The part about the large obstacles coming between you and the rider on the bike is probably true - most fat men do have bigger tits than most women.

If you are for real, learn to ride a bike yourself and you'll find the men will be far more interested in you. Drooling women are a bit like drooling men - they get very boring very quickly, and even if you are for real, once your looks fade, you'll find pillion rides becoming few and far between.

[Zandalee]

Thanks Speedmedic, for defending my honour!! That stuff from Beemer really made me laugh!! The pictures of me in my mind as an overweight 54 year old man with big titties!! How bloody funny!! And if he is reading this, I dont want to learn to ride.... I prefer to admire the scenery. Whats wrong with that? At least I'm honest. And anyway, I just cant do that bending round corners thing well. Have to close my eyes every time. If I were driving the bike myself, there would be big problems with that particular practice. Looking forward to our ride Monday Speedmedic.



Dont know if you bothered to read all the posts Beemer, I suspect you havent after posting that crap above. Zandalee is a real person, and a nice one at that. She is actualy freinds of people on this site.
I actually would be very offended if I were her.

And the comment about "once your looks fade, you'll find pillion rides becoming few and far between"....speaks volumes about your shallowness and your attitude towards people in general.

Now who were you saying is a Neanderthal??

[DMNTD]

Thanks Speedmedic, for defending my honour!! That stuff from Beemer really made me laugh!! The pictures of me in my mind as an overweight 54 year old man with big titties!! How bloody funny!! And if he is reading this, I dont want to learn to ride.... I prefer to admire the scenery. Whats wrong with that? At least I'm honest. And anyway, I just cant do that bending round corners thing well. Have to close my eyes every time. If I were driving the bike myself, there would be big problems with that particular practice. Looking forward to our ride Monday Speedmedic.


LOL...enjoy your guys ride on monday :niceone: Hope ya get served up some gorgeous weather liked todays :sunny:

[Beemer]

...And if he is reading this, I dont want to learn to ride.... I prefer to admire the scenery...

Now who's observant - sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to be female, not male.

Obviously no one here has a sense of humour - and no, I didn't bother reading all 26 pages, but I did read enough to realise the typical response from the males was along the lines of it wasn't just their bike you would be welcome to jump on! (Hence the neanderthal comment, Speedmedic.)

Sorry if I offended you and sorry if you really are a supermodel with knockers like Pamela Anderson - good for you if it's true. Also good on you if you do want to be a pillion passenger - I was one myself for many years and I still enjoy being on the back of someone else's bike on occasion. Perhaps I was judging you based on the other times I have been asked by someone if they could join our club as a pillion - not necessarily because they loved bikes but because they saw it as a way to pick up men - and I'm not saying that is always a bad thing! But in their case, they weren't interested in the guys themselves or their bikes, they just wanted a shag to put it bluntly.

[thehollowmen]

Hmmm, breast-skank, that's got to be a new one. Or is that simply a reference to BJ?
I wanna show my famous boob picture too!

[WINJA]

Great, a bimbo with big tits and no brain - you'll be inundated with replies from all the neanderthals. :stupid:

Didn't see the picture so can't comment on your looks, but it's a safe bet you're probably NOT a supermodel but in fact an overweight 54 year-old unemployed male with a fetish for leather. The part about the large obstacles coming between you and the rider on the bike is probably true - most fat men do have bigger tits than most women.

If you are for real, learn to ride a bike yourself and you'll find the men will be far more interested in you. Drooling women are a bit like drooling men - they get very boring very quickly, and even if you are for real, once your looks fade, you'll find pillion rides becoming few and far between.
IS THIS SOME SORTA TITTY ENVY THING , FIRST HONDAONE NOW YOU , GIVE IT A REST, SOME GUYS LIKE A LADY ON THE BACK , THAT SORTA THING MAY NOT BE FOR YOU , DUNNO WHY SOME PEOPLE ASSOCIATE BIG TITS AND NO BRAIN .IN THE MEAN TIME FEEL FREE TO STFU

[avgas]

Great, a bimbo with big tits and no brain - you'll be inundated with replies from all the neanderthals. :stupid:

Should i redirect you to the "David Hassilehoff" threads......i goes both ways you know.

[Beemer]

Should i redirect you to the "David Hassilehoff" threads......i goes both ways you know.

I thought it was some gay guy posting all the Hasslehoff crap - if it is a woman, she obviously has very unusual taste in men!

As for you WINJA - I'm more than happy with the boobs I've got and certainly don't envy anyone with bigger ones than me. So STFU yourself, you're getting boring.

[WINJA]

I thought it was some gay guy posting all the Hasslehoff crap - if it is a woman, she obviously has very unusual taste in men!

As for you WINJA - I'm more than happy with the boobs I've got and certainly don't envy anyone with bigger ones than me. So STFU yourself, you're getting boring.
YIP TITTY ENVY , WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE ACTING LIKE A BITCH. INSTEAD OF POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU SHOULDA JUST IGNORED IT

[Squiggles]

ROFL! who needs tv when u've got this thread????? :killingme :killingme :killingme

show us the infamous pictures already!!!! :sweatdrop

[SPORK]

ROFL! who needs tv when u've got this thread????? :killingme :killingme :killingme

show us the infamous pictures already!!!! :sweatdrop
Nah that would kill it. I prefer it going nowhere in a hurry.

I'm quite dissapointed in your Beemer, not your usual self...

I'm (sadly) with WINJA on this one.

[SpeedyGirl]

Thanks Speedmedic, for defending my honour!! That stuff from Beemer really made me laugh!! The pictures of me in my mind as an overweight 54 year old man with big titties!! How bloody funny!! And if he is reading this, I dont want to learn to ride.... I prefer to admire the scenery. Whats wrong with that? At least I'm honest. And anyway, I just cant do that bending round corners thing well. Have to close my eyes every time. If I were driving the bike myself, there would be big problems with that particular practice. Looking forward to our ride Monday Speedmedic.



Nice Zanda!!! Like you said, at least you are honest! If I didn't like riding the bike so much I would be the same..... better to be on the back of a bike than no bike at all :) Have fun on every bike you can! :not:

[stify]

welcome to the nuthouse :spudwave: ,hoped you enjoyed ya ride today
an nice to meet you.

[Zandalee]

Hi Beemer, sorry I didnt realise you were a girl. No seriously, I do have a sense of humour and really laughed at the thought of all these macho biker men offering an overweight, unemployed 54 yr old man with titties a ride on their bike!! F**k, thats BRILLIANT mate! :niceone: (fortunately for them, I am a real person)
I cant see myself learning to ride in the near future, I much prefer to be pillion, but I totally take my hat off to anyone who can ride well. Especially with a passenger on board and weighing the bike down.
I'm not really a supermodel either, too short and couldnt be f**ked dieting myself to a size 6 anyway. But do have great tits which my naughty pic suggests at. :headbang:
And I think I have made it quite clear to all men who have pm'ed me, I'll put petrol in their bike, but thats all the sugar they'll be getting from me!!
So hopefully that squares things up, it was an honest request.
Cheers,
Zana.



Now who's observant - sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to be female, not male.

Obviously no one here has a sense of humour - and no, I didn't bother reading all 26 pages, but I did read enough to realise the typical response from the males was along the lines of it wasn't just their bike you would be welcome to jump on! (Hence the neanderthal comment, Speedmedic.)

Sorry if I offended you and sorry if you really are a supermodel with knockers like Pamela Anderson - good for you if it's true. Also good on you if you do want to be a pillion passenger - I was one myself for many years and I still enjoy being on the back of someone else's bike on occasion. Perhaps I was judging you based on the other times I have been asked by someone if they could join our club as a pillion - not necessarily because they loved bikes but because they saw it as a way to pick up men - and I'm not saying that is always a bad thing! But in their case, they weren't interested in the guys themselves or their bikes, they just wanted a shag to put it bluntly.

[Zandalee]

:spudwave: Hey Stifarms, it was great to meet you too and the other guy I met today from this site. I had a great ride with Speedmedic so BIG thanks to him for his time. That is one growly loud bike he has.
Thanks Speedmedic, I had a great time, very impressed with your bike and your riding. :niceone:
Cheers,
Zana







welcome to the nuthouse :spudwave: ,hoped you enjoyed ya ride today
an nice to meet you.

[Colapop]

Awesome to hear from a woman with a sense of humour, who can also (by the sounds of things) kick arse if she has to. If this thread has done anything, apart from getting a couple of rides, is to create the living legend of Zandalee.

[SixPackBack]

Photo's from today Speedmedic? :mellow:

[Squiggles]

any remaining non-believers are silenced? :yes:

[crashe]

Zandalee - Glad you enjoyed your bike ride. For the record in my previous posts I stood up for you trying to get the guys to believe that you were real.

I hope now all the blokes on this site who gave you shite and not believing you were real, will now come back in here and apologise to you.

So come on guys, start stepping up to the plate.
Who will be first?

[The_Dover]

Meh, I've had better. Still, if she wants to keep my pillion pad warm sometime I'll let her try and get in to my pants. She'll have to pull out her best moves though.

[Squiggles]

*votes for The Dover as site Ego*

i sat on the fence, but i now believe!

[SixPackBack]

Zandalee - Glad you enjoyed your bike ride. For the record in my previous posts I stood up for you trying to get the guys to believe that you were real.

I hope now all the blokes on this site who gave you shite and not believing you were real, will now come back in here and apologise to you.

So come on guys, start stepping up to the plate.
Who will be first?

Apologise for what? we have a person coming on the site flashing, and claiming any ride with her will be uncomfortable due to her heaving bossom poking us in the back.......a classic case of fact being stranger than fiction.

[M1CRO]

I dont have anything to apologise for :sweatdrop Phew!
Something about the two EARS and one mouth thing....

[Firefight]

and what a lovely young lady she is.

very nice to meet you today Zandalee :spudwave: and welcome to the mad world of KB, hope you enjoyed the ride with Robomedic.

F/F

[Zandalee]

Ease off mate, no makeup and helmet hair. Its hard for a girl to look gorgeous in those conditions!! Even supermodels like myself, have to step aside and give other girls a chance to shine now and then... its only fair!!



Meh, I've had better. Still, if she wants to keep my pillion pad warm sometime I'll let her try and get in to my pants. She'll have to pull out her best moves though.

[Zandalee]

Thank you Firefight, was lovely to meet you too.
Zana



and what a lovely young lady she is.

very nice to meet you today Zandalee :spudwave: and welcome to the mad world of KB, hope you enjoyed the ride with Robomedic.

F/F

[HDTboy]

Sorry for taking the piss, my offer still stands though :niceone:

[The_Dover]

I guess I'll have to see you in the flesh to really know but the kind of beauty I'm talking about doesn't need any fuckin make up. It is a beauty so intense you can just feel it radiate, and when they smile. I'll stop there.


Ease off mate, no makeup and helmet hair. Its hard for a girl to look gorgeous in those conditions!! Even supermodels like myself, have to step aside and give other girls a chance to shine now and then... its only fair!!

[Zandalee]

F**k me!! Shakespeare hasn't got a patch on you mate! Bring it on, us girls love that shit!!
Z


I guess I'll have to see you in the flesh to really know but the kind of beauty I'm talking about doesn't need any fuckin make up. It is a beauty so intense you can just feel it radiate, and when they smile. I'll stop there.

[WINJA]

YOU FARKIN ARSEHOLES WERE MEANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE , SM DIDNT TEXT ME , I ESPECIALLY CHARGED MY BATTERY , PUMPED UP MY TYRES AND PUT PETROL IN , AND CRAZY STEVE CAME OVER TOO, SO INSTEAD I GAVE CRAZY STEVE A RIDING LESSON DOWN 22

[The_Dover]

Well, you've got my fuckin number and I've got a tank full of gas. I'll see when I can fit you in if you ask nicely. :niceone:


F**k me!! Shakespeare hasn't got a patch on you mate! Bring it on, us girls love that shit!!
Z

[WINJA]

Thank you Firefight, was lovely to meet you too.
Zana
YOU WOULDA MET ME AND CRAZY STEVE TOO BUT SPEED MEDIC DIDNT TEXT ME , THINK HE WAS SCARED TO BE SHOWN UP BY WINJA :2guns: :2guns: :Pokey:

[Kornholio]

yeah your right, I woulda gone home alone, and you and crazy steve woulda showen her what a real ride on 22 is like.
Hey What time did you guys do 22??? Was on there from 4 30 to about 6 oclock all up.

Someone should have brought her on our ride yesterday around Coromandel...that would have fluffed her pillows :spudwave:

[WINJA]

yeah your right, I woulda gone home alone, and you and crazy steve woulda showen her what a real ride on 22 is like.
Hey What time did you guys do 22??? Was on there from 4 30 to about 6 oclock all up.
WE WOULDA BEEN THERE BOUT 4ISH BUT THE DAY WAS A BLUR OF PIES , MOTORBIKES A STREET MAGIC AND TRYING TO TIP PEOPLE OFF THE LAWN TRACTOR TRAILER ,SO CANT BE TO SURE, FARKIN NICE CEPT FOR THE WASHOUTS AT THE END

[sir.pratt]

You call those tits?

[Waylander]

Meh old news now. Missed the boat gaylander.
She looks better on a proper bike anyway.
Really? I hadn't noticed....

Don't insult my bike mate cause I don't have to get nervous eveytime I see a light bar on the roof of a vehicle when I'm on it.

[SARGE]

Damn not having an internet connection! Seems I've been beaten to it with the proof pictures lol.

Anyway here is the one I took.



very pretty young lady


welcome officially to KB kiddo


i think some folks owe you an apology

[The_Dover]

Really? I hadn't noticed....

Don't insult my bike mate cause I don't have to get nervous eveytime I see a light bar on the roof of a vehicle when I'm on it.


You'd have no reason to on that old piece of shit.

[mstriumph]

God only knows... I'm confused.

Anyone else think this is too much like that second matrix film? Are any of us real?!!

No - we are ALL system constructs ......... but if you tell anyone, SpankMe will have to kill you :crybaby:

[jrandom]

Anyway here is the one I took.

does anyone else think that Miss Z looks just a wee bit insane?

[The_Dover]

does anyone else think that Miss Z looks just a wee bit insane?

Now you mention it, those eyes are kinda shifty and a little close together.. :whistle:

[SARGE]

showin breast skank


i think THIS (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=381176&postcount=134) post was for you mate....

[Waylander]

You'd have no reason to on that old piece of shit.
No reason to on any bike. How's your fuel level? Checked it recently?

[WINJA]

does anyone else think that Miss Z looks just a wee bit insane?
ILL GET THE PADDLING POOL OUT AGAIN , WHAT FLAVOUR JELLY DO YOU LIKE

[The_Dover]

No reason to on any bike. How's your fuel level? Checked it recently?

Nah I'm too busy riding hard or getting laid.

You can't use a lot of gas when you're posing outside cafes or polishing your chrome so I guess you'd never fucken run out eh?

[Waylander]

Don't go to "cafes" and have you even looked at the pics of my bike? To get any dirtier it would have to be a motocross bike.

[The_Dover]

Don't go to "cafes" and have you even looked at the pics of my bike? To get any dirtier it would have to be a motocross bike.

So it's a dirty old piece of shit then? Still a fucken gay bike ridden by a Yank wannabe cheesey rider.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

[Waylander]

Why would I be? I bought a bike with my own money and shipped it down with me when I moved here and have kept it in resonably good working order. Even currently worrking on fixing it from my last wreck. Nothing there to be ashamed of. So what if it's not a bike that you like. Why the hell would I care what you think? My bike my choice, your bike your choice. I don't insult you becouse I think GSXRs are ugly as turtle shit.

As for being a "yank" I'm from the south mate. Confederate country. Nothing to do with yanks. They are from the northern states. Never been there, never gonna go.

[The_Dover]

As for being a "yank" I'm from the south mate. Confederate country. Nothing to do with yanks. They are from the northern states. Never been there, never gonna go.

Did you bring Jethro, John Boy and Cleetus with you when you moved out here? Might explain why you chose to live in Hamilton though!!

Now where did I put my banjo.......... :spudguita

[Waylander]

What ever man. :whocares:b

[Colapop]

Hey Dover, are pissed that Zanda didn't want to jump on your bike?

[The_Dover]

Hey Dover, are pissed that Zanda didn't want to jump on your bike?

Are pissed? Nice grammar Cockpop.

Not really, I'd love the chance to take her for a ride but she'd have to get in the queue just like the rest of them.

Anyway, I'm off to Bethells with a lovely young pillion. I'll be back to trade insults later ladies.

Zanda, get it while it's hot cos it may be unavailable soon!

[Waylander]

Finally getting that surgury then mate? Something very wrong when you decide to change gender but it's your life, live it how you want and chase that rainbow.:niceone:

[Colapop]

Are pissed? Nice grammar Cockpop....

A Grammer and Elocution lesson? In this thread of all places? Well I'll be blowed... (see my soon to be new login above)

[RiderInBlack]

ILL GET THE PADDLING POOL OUT AGAIN , WHAT FLAVOUR JELLY DO YOU LIKENa Mate, think Fish is a Cat(ty)Fish. She needs a dirty river with low visibility:whistle:

Dover, stop being a :tugger: We know you're Trolling, but give Waylander some repect for all the work that has gone into his bike, ay. Dam thing practically his family's jewels. Wish my Dad had handed a bike like that down to me:not:

[Waylander]

Wish my Dad had handed a bike like that down to me:not:
Handed down? lol I payed for it fair and square mate. And thanks for the backup, much appretiated.

[Colapop]

Waylander you seem like you've been around the block enough times to to be able handle your business. I suppose that with people willing to back you up - you must be getting a warm fuzzy feeling! Aint KB a wonderful place to be! :eek:

And because there are users who feel the need to be aggrieved by a little tit-pull here and there, I also suppose I should add a disclaimer such as this to all my posts so that "people" are not unduly cast aspertions upon! :baby:

[WINJA]

Na Mate, think Fish is a Cat(ty)Fish. She needs a dirty river with low visibility:whistle:

Dover, stop being a :tugger: We know you're Trolling, but give Waylander some repect for all the work that has gone into his bike, ay. Dam thing practically his family's jewels. Wish my Dad had handed a bike like that down to me:not:
FISH IS A FUNNY BITCH AND I USUALLY THINK HER POSTS ARE FUNNY , CEPT FOR THE TIME SHE PICKED ON A PREGNANT LADY

[crashe]

FISH IS A FUNNY BITCH AND I USUALLY THINK HER POSTS ARE FUNNY , CEPT FOR THE TIME SHE PICKED ON A PREGNANT LADY

Actually Fish is a male and well known to the KB site...
He made a error today.... so he is well busted....

[Waylander]

Actually Fish is a male and well known to the KB site...
He made a error today.... so he is well busted....
Ah would it have been blackbird? If not could you kindly point me to the area where the mistake was made?

[crashe]

Ah would it have been blackbird? If not could you kindly point me to the area where the mistake was made?

Nothing to do with Blackbirds logon stuff at all...

Fish made a error of who he was today.... hehehehehe.

[Waylander]

Could still use a spot to look for said mistake lol. Or atleast a hint.

And how come you didn't wave back to me on saturday?

[SPORK]

Here, to make up for the shizzle you're getting, and also because your avatar pisses me off, I have fixed it for you to make it more metal, and easier on the eyes. :Punk:

[mstriumph]

Actually Fish is a male and well known to the KB site...
He made a error today.... so he is well busted....

post 9? ......boots for sale?

[crashe]

Could still use a spot to look for said mistake lol. Or atleast a hint.

And how come you didn't wave back to me on saturday?

I did wave back... I was actually looking at all the nice scenery around me, when I spotted you.... But as you had kinda gone past waving at me... I raised my arm and waved back to you.... :spudwave: :spudwave: :spudwave:

You need a hint..... look at the subject's posts today/arvo/early evening and all will be revealed.... the subject didnt post much today..

[Colapop]

post 9? ......boots for sale?
I feel this may be the case. If an computer illiterate hamfist such as myself could have found that (yeah, yeah I know - you found it ages ago....)

[crashe]

post 9? ......boots for sale?
yep you got it.... so you figured it out who 'he' is....

Oh and I dont think "he" has realised what "He' has done hehehehehe

[Waylander]

Ok got it now. Hmm.... Gonna have to start paying ore attenion to who posts what under what name and such. I like trying to solve mysteries lol.



Scooby Dooby Do, where are you?

[SPORK]

Ok got it now. Hmm.... Gonna have to start paying ore attenion to who posts what under what name and such. I like trying to solve mysteries lol.



Scooby Dooby Do, where are you?
Well pay more attention to the AWESOME AVATAR I made for you! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18649&stc=1

[RiderInBlack]

yep you got it.... so you figured it out who 'he' is....

Oh and I dont think "he" has realised what "He' has done heheheheheA definite slip-up. The dirt-squid left quite a mark:wait:

[SixPackBack]

post 9? ......boots for sale?

Apparently three of us have a firm idea as to fish's real identity, so who is gunna out her/him?:mellow:

[WINJA]

I GIVE UP , WHO IS FISH ? AND WHAT BOOT POST ? CAN SOME TALENTED PERSON PUT A LINK HERE

[crashe]

I GIVE UP , WHO IS FISH ? AND WHAT BOOT POST ? CAN SOME TALENTED PERSON PUT A LINK HERE

Awwwwwww Winja..... I thought you were such a talented man and would figure it out.......

Even Rider in Black has made a hint/clue to who it is..

go ONLINE trading section

[SPORK]

Awwwwwww Winja..... I thought you were such a talented man and would figure it out.......

Even Rider in Black has made a hint/clue to who it is..

go ONLINE trading section
I never would of guessed it! Hmmm, ol' Mistah's made quite a booboo, hasn't he? LOL!

[SPORK]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=19045

For WINJA!

[Stroker Girl]

Now you mention it, those eyes are kinda shifty and a little close together.. :whistle:

Zanda's a good friend of mine and I find your little dig pathetic. Like Cola Pop said, jealousy is so unbecoming. Anyway, from what I've heard (and seen) the only thing you'll ever going to get any loving from is that ugly exhaust on your bike <_<

[Zandalee]

:niceone: Hi mate,
Thanks for the back up there. Must say, even though I asked for it abit when I stuck the naughty pic on, its pretty bloody hurtful when people say unkind things about the way you look. :crybaby: I wouldnt dream of ever saying anything unkind about someones physical appearance... the old, if you've got nothing nice to say...
Still most people on this site have been pretty bloody awesome actually.
Stuck the pic up for a laugh and most have seen it for what it was, abit of fun.
I'm getting a little tired of this thread now, I seem to have created a bit of a monster... :argh: onto other peoples threads and hopefully better things...
Zana



Zanda's a good friend of mine and I find your little dig pathetic. Like Cola Pop said, jealousy is so unbecoming. Anyway, from what I've heard (and seen) the only thing you'll ever going to get any loving from is that ugly exhaust on your bike <_<

[VeeFour]

Nah I'm too busy riding hard or getting laid.

You can't use a lot of gas when you're posing outside cafes or polishing your chrome so I guess you'd never fucken run out eh?

Dover, I thought hard pricks ride Gixer thous not soft cocks like you. By the way, Zanda is a wicked chick, got a black belt in Tae-kwon Do (pretty handy with twisting head kicks).

What a effing trollhole. Go on bag my bike, make my day :chase:

[WINJA]

Zanda's a good friend of mine and I find your little dig pathetic. Like Cola Pop said, jealousy is so unbecoming. Anyway, from what I've heard (and seen) the only thing you'll ever going to get any loving from is that ugly exhaust on your bike <_<
DOVER IS JUST TAKING THE PISS , BUT PLEASE PLEASE DONT DIS THE K5 EXHAUST , ITS LIKE THAT FOR A REASON, AND ITS BEUATIFUL

[Stroker Girl]

DOVER IS JUST TAKING THE PISS , BUT PLEASE PLEASE DONT DIS THE K5 EXHAUST , ITS LIKE THAT FOR A REASON, AND ITS BEUATIFUL

Sorry Winja, didn't mean to insult your highness. Can I make it up by saying 'I'm sure your exhaust has got a much bigger bore than dovers' :Oops:

[SPORK]

DOVER IS JUST TAKING THE PISS , BUT PLEASE PLEASE DONT DIS THE K5 EXHAUST , ITS LIKE THAT FOR A REASON, AND ITS BEUATIFUL
At first I hated it, but now I love it. Especially when viewed from a non-side on view.

I still think that a K5 in black is my dream future bike though :love:

[WINJA]

Sorry Winja, didn't mean to insult your highness. Can I make it up by saying 'I'm sure your exhaust has got a much bigger bore than dovers' :Oops:
HIS BORE IS 5 MM BIGGER , BUT MINE IS LONGER BY ABOUT 20MM , AND THERE BOTH QUIET BUT GROWLY AND ANGRY SOUNDING WHEN YA OPEN THEM UP

[The_Dover]

DOVER IS JUST TAKING THE PISS , BUT PLEASE PLEASE DONT DIS THE K5 EXHAUST , ITS LIKE THAT FOR A REASON, AND ITS BEUATIFUL

Fuck some people take themselves too seriously!! It wasn't I that said she looked insane, I was taking the piss out of Fish's comment you dumb fucks.

I would have thought Zanda had enough intelligence and self confidence to take it for what it was!

As for you Stroker Girl, you have neither seen nor know a thing so I'll take your pathetic attempt at a dig with a pinch of salt! No jealousy here, trust me.

[Waylander]

You are talking about exhaust right, WINJA?

[WINJA]

At first I hated it, but now I love it. Especially when viewed from a non-side on view.

I still think that a K5 in black is my dream future bike though :love:
IF YOU WATCH SOMEONE RIDE A K5 PROPERLY THAT EXHAUST MAKES SENSE, BANKED OVER HARD RIGHT IT WILL ALMOST ALL TOUCH DOWN NOT JUST THE LEADING EDGE. IT WAS COPIED FROM YOSHI JAPANS ENDURANCE RACER BY SUZUKI

[The_Dover]

Dover, I thought hard pricks ride Gixer thous not soft cocks like you. By the way, Zanda is a wicked chick, got a black belt in Tae-kwon Do (pretty handy with twisting head kicks).

What a effing trollhole. Go on bag my bike, make my day :chase:

Sense of humour failure at table nine! I have no doubt she's a really "good girl" :whistle: and I'd be happy to undo her black belt anytime.

As for VFR's, nah I love the things, just not ready for the pipe and slippers just yet. :niceone:

[WINJA]

Sense of humour failure at table nine! I have no doubt she's a really "good girl" :whistle: and I'd be happy to undo her black belt anytime.

As for VFR's, nah I love the things, just not ready for the pipe and slippers just yet. :niceone:
YEAH BLACK BELTS ARE BULLSHIT , ITS HARD TO RESPECT A MARTIAL ART THAT LETS A CRIPPLED RETARD WHO CANT USE HIS LEGS GET A BLACK BELT , WHAT A FUCKEN JOKE , THERE HE WAS ON THE TELLY BREAKING WOOD AND TALKING SHIT , IF HE TURNED UP TO CITY LEEGAR TO LEARN MUAY THAI PHILIP LAM WOULD KICK HIS CRIPPLED ARSE DOWN THE STAIRS

[texmo]

WINJA > dover,
Dover your trying a little hard to impress WINJA arent ya, I know that one day would like to talk in all caps and be able to troll like him but for now you have chicken strips and are a squid....

[The_Dover]

WINJA > dover,
Dover your trying a little hard to impress WINJA arent ya, I know that one day would like to talk in all caps and be able to troll like him but for now you have chicken strips and are a squid....

Sorry mate, did you want to ride pillion on Thursday or did I scare you too much on Sunday?? :apumpin:

[The_Dover]

Waylander you seem like you've been around the block enough times to to be able handle your business. I suppose that with people willing to back you up - you must be getting a warm fuzzy feeling! Aint KB a wonderful place to be! :eek:

And because there are users who feel the need to be aggrieved by a little tit-pull here and there, I also suppose I should add a disclaimer such as this to all my posts so that "people" are not unduly cast aspertions upon! :baby:

Uh oh it's a harley wannabe love in! :love:

I'll get my leather chaps and vaseline :whistle:

[John]

fuck i thought this was a biker forum you bunch of softcocks, if you dont know who the PEOPLE responsible for fish is your retarted, there is only one gay retard that is keen on having a sex change around here and no its not me you kunts.

[Colapop]

Uh oh it's a harley wannabe love in! :love:
I'll get my leather chaps and vaseline :whistle:

With all due respect to those Harley riders out there (I'm sure they love their bikes - not like WINJA and Dover love) I wouldn't be caught dead on one. Not my style. And by all means please bag my bike, it's the only one I've got (or can afford).

As much as I hate to admit it to Dover (Hardass) I'd prefer to have a GSX.

Hey Dover how was your ride out west last night? (Ya b*stard - you got to go for a ride) :crybaby:

[SixPackBack]

Leading with your chin The_Dover :niceone:

[The_Dover]

With all due respect to those Harley riders out there (I'm sure they love their bikes - not like WINJA and Dover love) I wouldn't be caught dead on one. Not my style. And by all means please bag my bike, it's the only one I've got (or can afford).

As much as I hate to admit it to Dover (Hardass) I'd prefer to have a GSX.

Hey Dover how was your ride out west last night? (Ya b*stard - you got to go for a ride) :crybaby:

To be honest bro, I don't really mean to bag anyones bike but I'm a sucker for a wind-up!

Ride was pretty good, except half way up Scenic Drive I get a tap on the shoulder from the pillion. "What's up?" I said. "These wheels aren't very good" said she "This bike is sliding everywhere, your old wheels were much better"

So there you have it folks, a pillions review of the Diablos. Slidier than the Battlax's apparently.

Good blast out to Bethells too, some of those tight ones at the end have a funny camber to them!

[John]

To be honest bro, I don't really mean to bag anyones bike but I'm a sucker for a wind-up!

Ride was pretty good, except half way up Scenic Drive I get a tap on the shoulder from the pillion. "What's up?" I said. "These wheels aren't very good" said she "This bike is sliding everywhere, your old wheels were much better"

So there you have it folks, a pillions review of the Diablos. Slidier than the Battlax's apparently.

Good blast out to Bethells too, some of those tight ones at the end have a funny camber to them!
nah man, its the wheels - you obviously need to chrome them and add more stickers simple.

[SPORK]

nah man, its the wheels - you obviously need to chrome them and add more stickers simple.
Head over to the first page in the Dover Squid thread, and you'll see what Dover wishes his bike looks like.

[Colapop]

[QUOTE=The_Dover]... "These wheels aren't very good" said she "This bike is sliding everywhere, your old wheels were much better" ...QUOTE]

Nah it's not the chrome or the stickers... you need a card and peg combo, and possibly a long springy rod with a fluro flag on it.

Should be enough in that to get this thread back into the gutter

[texmo]

Head over to the first page in the Dover Squid thread, and you'll see what Dover wishes his bike looks like.
Ok im not sure who is more squidly?
Some one who rides down a steep hill at over 60km/hr with a push bike helmet standing on their seat.
Or,
Some on who rides a gixxer k5 whilst wearing leathers?

[Stroker Girl]

Fuck some people take themselves too seriously!! It wasn't I that said she looked insane, I was taking the piss out of Fish's comment you dumb fucks.

I would have thought Zanda had enough intelligence and self confidence to take it for what it was!

As for you Stroker Girl, you have neither seen nor know a thing so I'll take your pathetic attempt at a dig with a pinch of salt! No jealousy here, trust me.

Taking the piss of Fish huh? I and others must of totally misunderstood that post and your previous digs. I get a bit defensive when I perceive people having a go at my mate (especially when I recommended her to this site). Sorry if I took your posts the wrong way, I didn't realise what a big spoon you really are......

[The_Dover]

Taking the piss of Fish huh? I and others must of totally misunderstood that post and your previous digs. I get a bit defensive when I perceive people having a go at my mate (especially when I recommended her to this site). Sorry if I took your posts the wrong way, I didn't realise what a big spoon you really are......

Come ride with me and have a beer and you might get the picture!

Yes, I am a spoon and I don't believe I took a dig at Zanda prior to that post. I merely implied that she had talked herself up a little.

[SARGE]

C I merely implied that she had talked herself up a little.



that NEVER happens around here ..... :whistle:

[SPORK]

Ok im not sure who is more squidly?
Some one who rides down a steep hill at over 60km/hr with a push bike helmet standing on their seat.
Or,
Some on who rides a gixxer k5 whilst wearing leathers?
Are you talking about me? Coz I wasn't wearing a helmet...

[Sniper]

yeah but wait till Bugjuice, Biff, Pyrocam, Sniper and a few others spot this thread...
They will all be drooling at the mouth when they check out her profile...

I can't see any profile pic, Im angry, I need boobs or hot females to look at please.......

[Colapop]

I can't see any profile pic, Im angry, I need boobs or hot females to look at please.......
This link is posted on the provision that there are no explanations of post viewing behaviours!
Go here - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=19145&page=3

[Sniper]

Thanks you....... I feel enlightened :devil2:

[The_Dover]

Thanks you....... I feel enlightened :devil2:

Here, try this one.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/s...?t=19145&page=3 (http://www.thehun.net) :devil2:

[Sniper]

Aaaah, thanks

[Colapop]

Aaaah, thanks

Given the timeframe between the two posts, Sniper - that was still too much information.....

[Lou Girardin]

Well, what a coincidence. Fish just dropped into Amps. I've gotta say there's absolutely no resemblance between Skiddy and Fish. Thank God.
Fish doesn't wear jandals for a start.

[bugjuice]

and all this is still going?
gotta be a record in the 'newbie' thread..
I lost touch about 30 pages ago tho..

[jrandom]

Well, what a coincidence. Fish just dropped into Amps. I've gotta say there's absolutely no resemblance between Skiddy and Fish. Thank God.

thank god, indeed.

nice to meet you, Lou. And let's just say that what happened out in the fitting rooms was a beautiful thing, and can stay as our 'special secret'.

[Colapop]

What ever happened to Fish's illigitimate child by her/his cousin that got left in Nicaragua and then stole some rebels only to come back as the mother that Dover never had in a bizarre plot to change the history of this thread and thus acheive world domination!!!

Sorry, just thought I'd continue to add BS to an already top heavy (I mean .... F*ck I don't know) thread, I got lost some time ago. Who is Fish Skids again?

[jrandom]

Who is Fish Skids again?

we're Zandalee's alter egos.

[Lou Girardin]

thank god, indeed.

nice to meet you, Lou. And let's just say that what happened out in the fitting rooms was a beautiful thing, and can stay as our 'special secret'.

It'll be a secret alright.
I do admire your versatility.
Did you ever do gymnastics?

[Colapop]

we're Zandalee's alter egos.

Ahh that's novel a vague reference to the start of this thread. :blip:

Shhh don't tell Fish I'm planning bad grammer stuff adn (sp) mistakes... go on bite ... i know you wnat to :devil2:

[bugjuice]

It'll be a secret alright.
I do admire your versatility.
Did you ever do gymnastics?
k, now you're just winding the pervs up..

[Mr Skid]

It'll be a secret alright.
I do admire your versatility.
Did you ever do gymnastics?Have you managed to clean her scales off the XB12R?

[jrandom]

Have you managed to clean her scales off the XB12R?

no, but I saw him heading for the Ulysses with a toothbrush and a determined look in his eye as I left.

it was quite a bit lighter than I expected.

hmmmm...

[Colapop]

Have you managed to clean her scales off the XB12R?

Oh yeah sure, now I confuse???????


no, but I saw him heading for the Ulysses with a toothbrush and a determined look in his eye as I left.

it was quite a bit lighter than I expected.

hmmmm...

Somethings a little fishy here.....

[mstriumph]

sorry Fish ---- but it HAS been a hell of a lot of fun :hbd: thanks for the laughs!!

gotta get back to wurk ........ havin too much fun here . :shutup:

[Mr Skid]

sorry Fish ---- but it HAS been a hell of a lot of fun :hbd: thanks for the laughs!!You're welcome.

[jrandom]

sorry Fish ---- but it HAS been a hell of a lot of fun :hbd: thanks for the laughs!!

You're welcome.

[Patrick]

Wow...what a read...beats TV... welcome Zandalee to KB, enjoy the site, have some laughs and offers of rides. Learn to ride girl, you still get to enjoy the sights, depends on how fast you want to go...Not a bad place for advice in here. Some hard cases and good humour abounds in here. Nice tits by the way :devil2: :innocent:

[marty]

how ironic.....from the post above:

Some hard cases and good humour abounds in here. Nice tits by the way
__________________
"If I've told you once, I've told you millions of times...stop exaggerating!"

[The_Dover]

What ever happened to Fish's illigitimate child by her/his cousin that got left in Nicaragua and then stole some rebels only to come back as the mother that Dover never had in a bizarre plot to change the history of this thread and thus acheive world domination!!!

Sorry, just thought I'd continue to add BS to an already top heavy (I mean .... F*ck I don't know) thread, I got lost some time ago. Who is Fish Skids again?

If you knew anything about the mother I never had you'd watch your fuckin mouth.

[Colapop]

If you knew anything about the mother I never had you'd watch your fuckin mouth.
I'm sure your mother is/was a perfectly lovely person, stay :calm:

[Lou Girardin]

Have you managed to clean her scales off the XB12R?

No. We just put another grand on the price.
For the Mermaid's siren song.

She's really more eel-like. Smooth and kind of ............................slippery.

[SARGE]

She's really more eel-like. Smooth and kind of ............................slippery.



NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

NOT GONNA GO THERE... :whistle:

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

CAN'T SLEEP.. CLOWNS WILL EAT ME..

[jrandom]

I'm sure your mother is/was a perfectly lovely person

jaaaysus mate, that's not the way to do it around here!

I think you mean his mother is/was a HAMSTER.

[SARGE]

If you knew anything about the mother I never had ..........


Thats funny...


everyone else had her... :headbang:

[The_Dover]

Thats funny...


everyone else had her... :headbang:

Just like your first wife then?

[Storm]

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one

[The_Dover]

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one

Meh, he's too fat to catch me anyway!

[SARGE]

Thats not very nice comrade, he might get a bit antsy over that one



AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH..

he knows i'd love him in a "prison" kinda way and toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..