Can I Jump on Behind?

[The_Dover]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH..

he knows i'd love him in a "prison" kinda way and toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..

Yeah right custard guts, dream on. You're probably too fuckin fat and unfit to even get it up!!! Even for my sexy body!!

Ain't dementia a bitch?

[M1CRO]

...toss his flacid body down a flight of stairs when i was done with him..

So he's really a slinky then? :bleh:

[The_Dover]

So he's really a slinky then? :bleh:

Oh, I'm pretty slinky. You should see me dance. It's hypnotising...

[Colapop]

jaaaysus mate, that's not the way to do it around here!

I think you mean his mother is/was a HAMSTER.

She wasn't a hamster when I had her...
The Dover ... he could be like .... Damien then?

No not the devil spawn, the kid with the snotty nose from down the road....

...Like that then?

[SARGE]

.....his mother is a HAMSTER.

and his father smelled of elderberries...

[Lou Girardin]

Oh, I'm pretty slinky. You should see me dance. It's hypnotising...

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

[Sniper]

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

Bad talent?

[The_Dover]

So is NZ Idol. Probably for the same reasons.

Yeah, but the bitches love both. :niceone:

[texmo]

LOL, dover dancing. picture this a guy has just drunk is weight in beer and can really stand so he has his arms out to keep blanace and his knees are bend and hes swaying all over the place about to fall over with a big grin on his face....

[Colapop]

Oh, I'm pretty slinky. You should see me dance. It's hypnotising...
Hypnotising? Like a Cobra before it's strikes? Or more like that aussie guy that seduces water buffalo (Crocodile Dudknees)

[The_Dover]

Hypnotising? Like a Cobra before it's strikes? Or more like that aussie guy that seduces water buffalo (Crocodile Dudknees)

More like a trouser snake before it strikes. I get them under my spell, then BANG. They're in my bed and begging for mercy.

[Kickaha]

They're in my bed and begging for mercy.


Is that because you're such a lousy fuck? :lol:

[The_Dover]

Is that because you're such a lousy fuck? :lol:

Do you think I care? I'm in it for me. :niceone:

[Colapop]

More like a trouser snake before it strikes. I get them under my spell, then BANG. They're in my bed and begging for mercy.
You get them under your spell then "Bang" ... DOC walks in traquilises them and rolls them back into the ocean.

[The_Dover]

You get them under your spell then "Bang" ... DOC walks in traquilises them and rolls them back into the ocean.

I would like to state that in all honesty I have never rooted a whale in my life. I know a man who molested a dolphin. :whistle:

[Colapop]

I would like to state that in all honesty I have never rooted a whale in my life. I know a man who molested a dolphin. :whistle:
The guys on Trademe?

Not making any comment on your weight though..... :bleh:

[The_Dover]

The guys on Trademe?

Not making any comment on your weight though..... :bleh:

Nah, Juzzer. :whistle:

My weight? I'm 6'3" and 96kg? WTF?

[Colapop]

----- Nah, I can't keep this up.

Baiting Dover just gets sad after awile.

[The_Dover]

Sad little man on a Savage. Carry on...

[Colapop]

Savage by bike and by nature? Hmmm ... possibly.
Little - I wish! I have my own gravity - it's called a personality. And your excuse?

Off to seminar now, be back after I 've had a sleep.

[The_Dover]

I don't need to make any excuses mate, I just get on with it.

Life's too short and too shitty in places to worry about the rest of it!

[jrandom]

Savage by bike and by nature?

savage by nature? *you* may be, but that bike sure as hell isn't.

[Colapop]

savage by nature? *you* may be, but that bike sure as hell isn't.
No it's not *all that* but I can at least console myself with the fact that I am who I is and I make no excuses for having two wheels. I hide behind no-one (I can't anyway - I'm too fat) and I say what I see. An' *indeterminate (fish, juzzer, mr skids, ???) person* I aint mad at *ya*.


*stars*

(sp)

:grouphug:

[mstriumph]

c'mon, you lot ---- play nice ---- this endless squabbling is becoming *enter derogitory descriptor-of-choice here*

[Sniper]

Annoying.......?

[jrandom]

this endless squabbling is becoming *enter derogitory descriptor-of-choice here*

oh dear, heaven forbid that the tone of this thread be dragged down.

[The_Dover]

oh dear, heaven forbid that the tone of this thread be dragged down.

Shut the fuck up kipper clit. :eyepoke:

[jrandom]

Shut the fuck up kipper clit.

'kipper clit'?

that's not even an accepted term for anything, you just bloody made it up.

lame.

[The_Dover]

'Tis where I come from I'm afraid.

Ahm not from round these here parts ya see..

[texmo]

yer most squids come from the sea....

[jrandom]

'Tis where I come from I'm afraid.

eww.

hate to think what general level of female cleanliness caused *that* term to enter common usage.

[Lou Girardin]

Bad talent?

Like watching a train crash, you can't look away.

[Colapop]

c'mon, you lot ---- play nice ---- this endless squabbling is becoming *enter derogitory descriptor-of-choice here*

Playing nice is a misconception or is that mz? :not:

Is it *endless squabbling* or a forum? A forum being a place of general discussion and enlightenment. :whocares: Unless you can tempt a return out of someone like Dover who bites better than a barracuda or Fish, who's not Fish but isn't (or is) anyone (or everyone) else?

I think people just want to see this thread get to 1000 posts or 10,000 views!

Let's not mention those that keep thinking of children....... :love:

[The_Dover]

Damn right I fuckin bite, ask the ex!

[Lou Girardin]

eww.

hate to think what general level of female cleanliness caused *that* term to enter common usage.

You call yourself Fish, don't you.

[jrandom]

You call yourself Fish, don't you.

ah, but I'm always fresh, and easy on the tartare sauce.

[Colapop]

She's really more eel-like. Smooth and kind of ............................slippery.

You been gettin' fresh wit da boys?

[Lou Girardin]

ah, but I'm always fresh, and easy on the tartare sauce.

A bit like being on the seashore?

[Lou Girardin]

You been gettin' fresh wit da boys?

I was talking tactility not shape.

[Colapop]

I was talking tactility not shape.
Are not tactility and ductility interelated thus making it about shape too?
Maleability


LOUD NOISES!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Are not tactility and ductility interelated thus making it about shape too?
Maleability


LOUD NOISES!!!

tactility = to be touched
ductility = able to be drawn/strectched into a wire
Maleability = to be beaten intoa shape

... or am I just being picky - coz if I am I'm in trouble... I'm nosey too.

And picky shouldn't go with nosey - at least not in a public forum

... think I'll leave now...

[Colapop]

tactility = to be touched
ductility = able to be drawn/strectched into a wire
Maleability = to be beaten into a shape


Of course the sublty of relating concepts is lost on the pedantic.


All this talk of touching, and being drawn into things, and being beaten - I'm going to have a cold shower...

I like having a box around

[ManDownUnder]

Of course the sublty of relating concepts is lost on the pedantic.



I like having a box around

unless it's meta subtlety

being subtle about the subtly of the topic at hand... Get ya maleable mind around that one

[Colapop]

unless it's meta subtlety

being subtle about the subtly of the topic at hand... Get ya maleable mind around that one

The topic at hand? Zandalee's request for a ride? Or the the attempt in this case, of trascendence of subtility? Intelligible discourses are spoiled by too much subtility, thus creating division and introducing the obtuse.

[The_Dover]

What the fuck are you cocksmokers wanking on about?

Did some cunt wrap your fish and chips in their old fuckin philosophy essays?

[Colapop]

What the fuck are you cocksmokers wanking on about?

Did some cunt wrap your fish and chips in their old fuckin philosophy essays?

Ahh yes the obtuse construct returns - Thank you Dover for proving my point.

[jrandom]

... trascendence of subtility? Intelligible discourses are spoiled by too much subtility, thus creating division and introducing the obtuse.

I dunno eh.

your 'intelligible discourse' treads close to the fine line of pretentious fluffery that really shouldn't be allowed if it's not spelled correctly.

[Colapop]

I seem to remember a hint at some stage referring my spelling ability to dictionary.com. As has been stated, it is not the actual that should be questioned it is the intent. Pedanticism rears it's ugly head again?

[ManDownUnder]

The topic at hand? Zandalee's request for a ride? Or the the attempt in this case, of trascendence of subtility? Intelligible discourses are spoiled by too much subtility, thus creating division and introducing the obtuse.

Transcendance of subtley.

To reduce the issue at hand and transform to the somewhat vulgar - I can't be arsed reading 100's of pages of stuff to find out what the hell everyone is one about.

[The_Dover]

Or maybe you should just cut to the chase and stop trying to look like a fuckin intellectual twat that uses big words and flowery language to hide the inner retard??

[ManDownUnder]

I dunno eh.

your 'intelligible discourse' treads close to the fine line of pretentious fluffery that really shouldn't be allowed if it's not spelled correctly.

Please keep discussions of fluffers to a minimum - they REALLY destroy my ability to concentrate...

[ManDownUnder]

Or maybe you should just cut to the chase and stop trying to look like a fuckin intellectual twat that uses big words and flowery language to hide the inner retard??

I'm all for Peter Gabriel's approach in "Big Time"

The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small, they use small words
But not me, I'm smarter than that,
I worked it out
I'll be stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out

[Colapop]

Transcendance of subtley.

..... everyone is one about.

Indeed everyone is one. like this thread there is no end. :doobey:

[The_Dover]

I'm all for Peter Gabriel's approach in "Big Time"

The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small, they use small words
But not me, I'm smarter than that,
I worked it out
I'll be stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out

You listen to Peter Gabriel. :blink:

Point proven me thinks. :stupid:

[jrandom]

Pedanticism rears it's ugly head again?

not really.

it's just that there's something WRONG about pretentiously in-duh-lecktual posts with spelling errors. jarring. unpleasant.

you may note that *I* make a point of dropping out of sloppy-type for my occasional excursions into erudition.

[Colapop]

meh, it's not like a spelling bee or nuffing is it? Or does the Marm have not enough control over proseedings? (sp) (sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)(sp)?
If the meanin g is known then does the grammatical context adn prose need be totally accurate in the ever driftingnessticity that is this thrade/.

[mstriumph]

I dunno eh.

your 'intelligible discourse' treads close to the fine line of pretentious fluffery that really shouldn't be allowed if it's not spelled correctly.
:love: 'fluffery' :love: looooooooooooooove that word

hmmmmmm fluffery, fluffery, fluff -fluffer-fluffery :love:

[inlinefour]

welcome to the site, enjoy, please leave it as you found it and watch out for the trolls
Your more than welcome to hop on the back, esp when I get my new MV :niceone:

[Colapop]

Cheers Inline.

[Swoop]

Thread dredger!:shutup: :whocares:

[Colapop]

Just wondered what ever happened to Zandalee....?

[Maha]

Just wondered what ever happened to Zandalee....?

Well my guess is......he/she/ started out with a 'None' bike and more than likely continued and still has a 'None' bike, and run out of things to talk about.
Unlike most of us here, able to dribble on about anything.......:shutup:

[M1CRO]

Thread dredger!
I reckon.. Got extremely bored I think!

[Colapop]

Not thread dredging at all - it too new to be dredged.

[LilSel]

Makes for some interesting reading tho... lol...

[NighthawkNZ]

Bugger and im in Dunedin... and why didn't I see this before... gob:

But I gotta funny feeling its a piss take thread...

Oh well I just dream about it anyway... :scooter::

[Colapop]

Merry Xmas Znadalee

[Waylander]

Bugger and im in Dunedin... and why didn't I see this before... gob:

But I gotta funny feeling its a piss take thread...

Oh well I just dream about it anyway... :scooter::
Actually was a real thread with a real chick, several met her including me and I think Speedie took her for a ride.

[NighthawkNZ]

Actually was a real thread with a real chick, several met her including me and I think Speedie took her for a ride.

oh kewl... then Hi to her :)