Can I Jump on Behind?

[Zandalee]

Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!
I like big powerful bikes, and some wheelstanding would be pretty cool too!! I look hot in tight leathers!! I have had a little bit of a experience on the back of a friends bike, and would really like to get into the scene. Please only riders with minimum 5 years experience.

[Coyote]

Darn, only 3 years and have a sluggish 250

[Slingshot]

Sorry, but i've already got myself a pillion.

Why don't you get your licence and a bike?

[Slingshot]

Oh...and welcome to the site.

[rfc85]

with your profile picture i'm sure you will get heaps of offers, sorry i'm too old and in wellington,welcome lol :niceone:

[Indiana_Jones]

with your profile picture i'm sure you will get heaps of offers, sorry i'm too old and in wellington,welcome lol :niceone:

lol funny, I was thinking the same thing :blip:

-Indy

[Kornholio]

Wow nice rack :D If you were in the Waikato I would say Welcome aboard!

Good luck with your search :/

[Karma]

lol funny, I was thinking the same thing :blip:

-Indy

I was thinking it's somewhat of a pisstake... can imagine a few pms being sent hopefully at the moment :blip:

[crashe]

yeah but wait till Bugjuice, Biff, Pyrocam, Sniper and a few others spot this thread...
They will all be drooling at the mouth when they check out her profile...

[SixPackBack]

yeah but wait till Bugjuice, Biff, Pyrocam, Sniper and a few others spot this thread...
They will all be drooling at the mouth when they check out her profile...

Its a piss take.........they will see right through :2thumbsup

[Ixion]

You're not actually Ms Fish, are you?

[Phenoix]

Its a piss take.........they will see right through :2thumbsup

HAHA, its selective hearing/reading.
They wont get past the picture with a profile like that

[Karma]

HAHA, its selective hearing/reading.
They wont get past the picture with a profile like that

They will... after 5 minutes and a few tissues :tugger:

[jimbo600]

I'm on my wayup from wellington. I have 15 years bike experience and a big cock.

Jeez I hope this thread is a piss take.

[bugjuice]

*must .......... resist .......... postiiiiiiinggggggg ........... * :brick:
hello, Zandalee, welcome to KB...

[Phenoix]

*must .......... resist .......... postiiiiiiinggggggg ........... * :brick:
hello, Zandalee, welcome to KB...

What, is that all ?
Thats a disapointment, wheres the witty comment ?

[Jeremy]

Obviously you need to find someone with a GN125 as they are the king of all motorcycles.

[Ixion]

[size=1]*must .......... resist .......... postiiiiiiinggggggg ........... *,,

I take it from the tremulous typing that your hand is still shaking ?

[bugjuice]

What, is that all ?
Thats a disapointment, wheres the witty comment ?
do u no how hard it iz 2 typ 1 andid?

[bugjuice]

I take it from the tremulous typing that your hand is still shaking ?
it'd still shake way after it's been cut off, mate.. :spudwave:

[Zandalee]

For real guys, want someone to ride with. I have two rather large problems though. You may find a couple of rather large obstacles will cum between us on the bike!!

[Phenoix]

do u no how hard it iz 2 typ 1 andid?

Much better, theres what we were waiting for from ya :bleh:

[Karma]

For real guys, want someone to ride with. I have two rather large problems though. You may find a couple of rather large obstacles will cum between us on the bike!!


I'd be happy to investigate, jump in at the deep end, plough the road, and several other metaphors that I can't quite think of at the moment.

:whistle:

[oldrider]

I recommend WINJA. A match made in Kiwi Biker (Heaven).
You are not an off duty Cop are you Zandalee? WINJA has standards.

[Zandalee]

I'm not a cop...I'm a supermodel cant you tell?

[dangerous]

I'm on my wayup from wellington. I have 15 years bike experience and a big cock.

Jeez I hope this thread is a piss take.
Christchurch here.... 22yrs experience and a BIGGER big cock :apumpin:

[oldrider]

Well PM Mr WINJA but you better have your resume ready. WINJA has standards.

[dangerous]

Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider
For real guys, want someone to ride with. I have two rather large problems though. You may find a couple of rather large obstacles will cum between us on the bike!!
Ohhhhhhh screw the bike.... lets ROOT :spudwave:

[enigma51]

Well PM Mr WINJA but you better have your resume ready. WINJA has standards.
There is a few on here with no standards so I think she would fine a willing ride I mean pillion offer!

[bugjuice]

Ohhhhhhh screw the bike.... lets ROOT :spudwave:
lol.. don't be shy here.. go on, say what you really want to..

[enigma51]

Not saying she does not have standards just if winja rejects others would jump for the chance

[Karma]

I'm sick and tired of shagging supermodels with great tits all the time...

What would I give for a nice middle aged woman, couple of kids and a bit of sagging here and there...

[Rashika]

Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!
I like big powerful bikes, and some wheelstanding would be pretty cool too!! I look hot in tight leathers!! I have had a little bit of a experience on the back of a friends bike, and would really like to get into the scene. Please only riders with minimum 5 years experience.
Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
I'm your ride girl :banana:

[oldrider]

I would offer myself but you would only be making it "hard" for Mrs O/rider.

[Zandalee]

Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
I'm your ride girl :banana:

Pity your in Christchurch Rashika. The vibrations sound real good. Being behind a woman sounds pretty good too.

[Ixion]

You ARE Ms Fish!

[Rashika]

Pity your in Christchurch Rashika. The vibrations sound real good. Being behind a woman sounds pretty good too.

Ohhhhhhh screw the bike.... lets ROOT :spudwave:
ditto...............

[Magua]

You ARE Ms Fish!

Can Spankme check the ips? assuming they are static.

[SPORK]

I notice the profile pic is taken down?

Looooool at that. Luulh even. I doubt this is Fish, coz this one uses caps, I think.

If you are who/what you say you are, photographic evidence would be required, for proof.

Yes... proof...

[M1CRO]

:killingme this has to be the fastest growing thread ever!! lol

[Phenoix]

I wonder why ? :doobey:

[Waylander]

So this is what they were talking about....


Got a grunty bike with lotsa vibes and can wheel stand if I really want it too. Admitedly not very high but the rides more fun with both wheels down anyway.

But, the pillion seat is allready taken and I'm quite happy with it's current occupant. She even lives in your neighborhood, hmm.....<_<

[Indiana_Jones]

lol I think some of you need cold showers :sunny:

-Indy

[Waylander]

Can Spankme check the ips? assuming they are static.
They're not the same. Unless she is useing different computers, not sure if she couldn't have changed it though.

[White trash]

Welcome to KB.

Quite why anyone would want to upset the perfectly good handling of a GSXR1000 by throwing a woman on the back is beyond me. Perhaps some of the amateurs on the site could do with the extra balast to aid "getting it up". Myself, I prefer riding solo with Riff Raff.

Good luck.

[dangerous]

lol.. don't be shy here.. go on, say what you really want to..
Wana root :mellow:


Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
I'm your ride girl :banana:
forget the new dorklander.... do you wana root :whistle:


I notice the profile pic is taken down?
Good question.... whether this member is for real or a joke, who cares, it has been a bloody lot of fun.... so I hope a mod dident remove the pic due to complaints, this is what KB is about..... some fuking funny shit :headbang:

[Rashika]

forget the new dorklander.... do you wana root :whistle::
yeah why not, at least you are closer than dorkland :niceone:



Good question.... whether this member is for real or a joke, who cares, it has been a bloody lot of fun.... so I hope a mod dident remove the pic due to complaints, this is what KB is about..... some fuking funny shit :headbang:
...and once again "ditto"... all in a bit of fun, has me ROFL :apumpin:

[SpeedyGirl]

Well I would like to offer my services, have a damn hot bike, wheelstands well (holds record for worlds longest stoppie), loads of grunt, 2 huge cylinders with massive vibration (rear cylinder vibes thru the seat), many years experience riding and taken female pillions with big boobs loads of times....
I'm your ride girl :banana:


Geez girl, you never offered me a ride..... gutted :finger:

[Joni]

Geez girl, you never offered me a ride..... gutted :finger:She did me... :bleh:

:spudwave:

Oh and welcome Zandalee... hope to see you on the road, as pillion or rider :niceone:

[SpeedyGirl]

She did me... :bleh:

:spudwave:

Oh and welcome Zandalee... hope to see you on the road, as pillion or rider :niceone:


Can she fit all of us on for a ride???? :whistle:

[Rashika]

Can she fit all of us on for a ride???? :whistle:
ok... just one little thing, its BYO pillion footpegs...I aint got none :whistle:

[2much]

I notice the profile pic is taken down?

Ohh arse! I missed out...... bring back the pic!!!

[Squiggles]

Ohh arse! I missed out...... bring back the pic!!!

same here :crybaby: cant stop laughing after reading this thread tho :laugh: i dont got the experience, the bike, and the girlfriend would KILL, so pass :)

[2much]

Sweet! thanks Weasel, I feel much better now ;)

And was that a minimum 5 years experience of riding on the the road or in bed??? :whistle:

[TonyB]

For those who missed it...
You SAVED the pic?!?!?!?! LMFAO! Thanks mate

[Waylander]

Why does she look familliar?

[Karma]

You SAVED the pic?!?!?!?! LMFAO! Thanks mate


Well I'm a great fan of a beautful lady :niceone:


That and I was checking to see if it was fake

[2_SL0]

LMFAO :shake:

[Riff Raff]

Why does she look familliar?
That's what WT said when he saw it. You boys want to tell me something???

[riffer]

I don't get it. I thought she said she had big boobs. They don't look that big to me... :dodge:

[jazbug5]

..Is she American..?

[Waylander]

That's what WT said when he saw it. You boys want to tell me something???
Now I'm worried.....

Must be someone who I've seen walking around Papakura. BTW you don't live anywhere near Grove Rd do you?

[Zandalee]

Hi all, I took the pic down, because noone taking me seriously or seemed to really appreciate it. I just wanted to give you biker guys a couple of nice surprises to see you through the weekend!!

[Zandalee]

For the person who said my tits arnt that big, they are size 12DD, pretty big really on a size 10 woman. (my profile says I am 'quite busty' - not Dolly Parton) And they are all real. No boob jobs here. No, I dont live on Grove Rd, nowhere near. Hope your all having a great weekend. Cheers,
Zana.

[Waylander]

Was asking Riff Raff as I may need to ask about borrowing that lawnmower this weekend since last weekend was too wet for it.

[HDTboy]

Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!
I like big powerful bikes, and some wheelstanding would be pretty cool too!! I look hot in tight leathers!! I have had a little bit of a experience on the back of a friends bike, and would really like to get into the scene. Please only riders with minimum 5 years experience.
I've only been riding bikes for 6 months, I have a gutless bike, and ride slow. But, I am good looking, a demon in the sack, and can :drinkup: quite a bit for a guy my size. Can i interest you in any of my better qualities?
The distance between us doesn't bother me as it'll give me an excuse for a ride

[bugjuice]

I've only been riding bikes for 6 months, I have a gutless bike, and ride slow. But, I am good looking, a demon in the sack, and can :drinkup: quite a bit for a guy my size. Can i interest you in any of my better qualities?
The distance between us doesn't bother me as it'll give me an excuse for a ride
she asked if she could jump behind, not who wants to jump behind.. zip the pants back up..

[HDTboy]

You won't win Lotto if you don't buy a ticket

[crashe]

Boys, I do believe that Zandalee is asking a very serious question....
So is there anyone who can give her a ride on the back of their bike,
for a few hours. Maybe we can organise a ride.

I personally don't take any pillions on the back of my bike....
So I won't be offering... plus my bike isn't a sportsbike.
But it would be nice to get to meet Zandalee,
as she is intersted in bikes, which is what this site is all about.
And maybe we can talk her into buying a bike for herself.

So, who is gonna take her seriously and offer a genuine ride on their bike.

[SixPackBack]

Boys, I do believe that Zandalee is asking a very serious question....
So is there anyone who can give her a ride on the back of their bike,
for a few hours. Maybe we can organise a ride.

I personally don't take any pillions on the back of my bike....
So I won't be offering... plus my bike isn't a sportsbike.
But it would be nice to get to meet Zandalee,
as she is intersted in bikes, which is what this site is all about.
And maybe we can talk her into buying a bike for herself.

So, who is gonna take her seriously and offer a genuine ride on their bike.

As soon as we find out who's alter ego she is!

[2much]

Hell, I'll step up to the plate... that is if a Triumph Daytona 600 fits the bill. Name the time and the place.....?

[Karma]

Hell, I'll step up to the plate... that is if a Triumph Daytona 600 fits the bill. Name the time and the place.....?

Well I still think this is some kinda put-up job, but even so I've been outbid already...

Daytona 600 trumps ZXR400 :crybaby:

[2much]

It's not whatcha got, but how ya use it that counts! :blip:

[Zapf]

I'll come and bear witness...

[Waylander]

Boys, I do believe that Zandalee is asking a very serious question....
So is there anyone who can give her a ride on the back of their bike,
for a few hours. Maybe we can organise a ride.

I personally don't take any pillions on the back of my bike....
So I won't be offering... plus my bike isn't a sportsbike.
But it would be nice to get to meet Zandalee,
as she is intersted in bikes, which is what this site is all about.
And maybe we can talk her into buying a bike for herself.

So, who is gonna take her seriously and offer a genuine ride on their bike.
Would offer but as I said, pillion seat is allready taken and she does tend to get jealous about these things.

[Mooch]

Hello Zandlee,
I take it that your probably a balding 65 plus 120kg lump of lard Male from Taupo or some pimply 12 y/o boy who's mummy doesn't know is using the internet. Either way, please stop teasing the more easily mislead venerable male members of kiwi biker and post your real photo.
Thanks, signed Mooch the blonde 18 y/o female virgin bombshell searching for a real man.....not

[avgas]

Would offer but as I said, pillion seat is allready taken and she does tend to get jealous about these things.
I know the feeling ;)

[marty]

Well I still think this is some kinda put-up job, but even so I've been outbid already...

Daytona 600 trumps ZXR400 :crybaby:

I'll see your 600 and raise you a shiny TL with yoshis...

[M1CRO]

I also find it a little hard to believe :stupid: but at the end of the day, the Busa does not care if its one up or two :headbang: and unlike some people, I do have a spare seat at the moment :weep:

[Marmoot]

Boys, I do believe that Zandalee is asking a very serious question....



Looking to be a pillion on various rides with a capable and safe rider. You must have loads of experience and be able to ride a bike as well!!

The thoughts of LooseBruce came to mind :whistle:

[WRT]

Daytona 600 trumps ZXR400 :crybaby:

The Daytona "trumps" the ZXR . . . lol . . . :laugh:

Should that not have been "Triumphs over"? ;)

[2much]

I'll see your 600 and raise you a shiny TL with yoshis...

Bugger! :crybaby:

[thehollowmen]

Are we playing snap?

[Phenoix]

Put her on Deaths bike and 1 wheel, that should either make her a convert, or scared for life. :devil2:
Bruces bike would work tho

[sAsLEX]

I'l see yor TLS and raise you with a TLR with shiney yoshi's and a BMC hi-flow air filter.

I raise your tlr with a valid drivers license

[WINJA]

I GOT A GIXXER 1000 AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT , BUT I CANT TAKE HER CAUSE MY MISSES WOULD SPIT TACKS. CMON GUYS SOMEONE PM HER AND TAKE HER OUT SHE COULD BE FOR REAL AND SHE MAYBE THE REAL DEAL.

[WINJA]

Hi all, I took the pic down, because noone taking me seriously or seemed to really appreciate it. I just wanted to give you biker guys a couple of nice surprises to see you through the weekend!!
IM GOOD FRIENDS WITH LANCE LOWE AND JOHN FALWELL WHO RACE F1 AND BOTHHA VE GIXXER 1000 , IF YOU PM ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER IM POSITIVE 1 OF THEM WILL TAKE YOU OUT

[Marmoot]

I GOT A GIXXER 1000 AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT , BUT I CANT TAKE HER CAUSE MY MISSES WOULD SPIT TACKS. CMON GUYS SOMEONE PM HER AND TAKE HER OUT SHE COULD BE FOR REAL AND SHE MAYBE THE REAL DEAL.

nah, thanks....looks a bit top heavy for me :whistle:

b'sides, my missus would spit tacks too......not to mention increased fuel consumption.....and tyre wear........and compromises handling

[WINJA]

nah, thanks....looks a bit top heavy for me :whistle:

b'sides, my missus would spit tacks too......not to mention increased fuel consumption.....and tyre wear........and compromises handling
WHATS EVERYONE ELSES EXCUSE , IF SHES FOR REAL AND I WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDA BEEN ON 3 RIDES ALREADY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WOULDA BEEN ON THE BIKE

[HDTboy]

WHATS EVERYONE ELSES EXCUSE , IF SHES FOR REAL AND I WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDA BEEN ON 3 RIDES ALREADY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WOULDA BEEN ON THE BIKE
No excuse from me

[Marmoot]

WHATS EVERYONE ELSES EXCUSE , IF SHES FOR REAL AND I WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDA BEEN ON 3 RIDES ALREADY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WOULDA BEEN ON THE BIKE

Weasel got a bloody great excuse, I noticed.... :niceone:

[SARGE]

i think you sexist philistines have missed the point . here we have a lovely young lady who is obviously very keen on bikes and all you clowns see is 2 very nice boobs... im sure Zanda has other attributes that you have obviously missed out on..


why doesnt someone ante up and find out if she is for real..

fuck it ...

Zanda .. Call me at Coleman's and we can roll out at lunch for a short blast if you havnt been turned aside by the unwashed masses.. i have the perfect bike for pillion, im 94% nuts, 30 years in the seat and a full drivers license.. married, dont wanna shag.. no strings

[Zandalee]

Your so sweet Sarge, a genuine offer! Will definitely keep your kind offer in mind for perhaps a weekend ride sometime. Many thanks, Zana.










i think you sexist philistines have missed the point . here we have a lovely young lady who is obviously very keen on bikes and all you clowns see is 2 very nice boobs... im sure Zanda has other attributes that you have obviously missed out on..


why doesnt someone ante up and find out if she is for real..

fuck it ...

Zanda .. Call me at Coleman's and we can roll out at lunch for a short blast if you havnt been turned aside by the unwashed masses.. i have the perfect bike for pillion, im 94% nuts, 30 years in the seat and a full drivers license.. married, dont wanna shag.. no strings

[SixPackBack]

you are skank

[SARGE]

Your so sweet Sarge, a genuine offer! Will definitely keep your kind offer in mind for perhaps a weekend ride sometime. Many thanks, Zana.



:oi:

easy with the "S" word Zana.. im not swe....sw...sw... damn i cant even say it


dont care how ya look in leathers, only that you want to ride


not sure on the weekend ride, as i try to spend 90% of the only day off i get with the DNA carriers, but i can rip out for an hour for lunch when im covered at work.

just thought that i'd be the one to front up and not be a dick..

might even be able to sell you a bike :devil2: (ahhh,.,, the old "hidden agenda" surfaces...) :dodge:

[N4CR]

you are skank

Yeah we had a good date together though eh miss sexy muffin!

[SARGE]

Yeah we had a good date together though eh miss sexy muffin!



details?????

[WINJA]

:oi:

easy with the "S" word Zana.. im not swe....sw...sw... damn i cant even say it


dont care how ya look in leathers, only that you want to ride


not sure on the weekend ride, as i try to spend 90% of the only day off i get with the DNA carriers, but i can rip out for an hour for lunch when im covered at work.

just thought that i'd be the one to front up and not be a dick..

might even be able to sell you a bike :devil2: (ahhh,.,, the old "hidden agenda" surfaces...) :dodge:
SELL HER A NICE LITTLE 250 TO LEARN ON

[crashe]

:oi:

easy with the "S" word Zana.. im not swe....sw...sw... damn i cant even say it


dont care how ya look in leathers, only that you want to ride


not sure on the weekend ride, as i try to spend 90% of the only day off i get with the DNA carriers, but i can rip out for an hour for lunch when im covered at work.

just thought that i'd be the one to front up and not be a dick..

might even be able to sell you a bike :devil2: (ahhh,.,, the old "hidden agenda" surfaces...) :dodge:

Mate you are so sweet.... you are a cool dude...

Seriously like I said a page or two back.... this lady maybe be very serious about wanting a ride on the back of a bike.
Not everyone can afford to buy a bike... and if it means being pillion... then lets be kind KBers and help this lady out.
Since I dont own a sportsbike I cant offer her a ride....
but would be good to meet her.. we need more women on the site, and it would be good to get her along on some KB rides...

[quietguy]

I agree with hondaone you are a fucking skank...go back to the brothel where you belong! This site is supposed to be about bikes not getting laid. I know for a fact I could do much better than you..and have several chick "mates" with bigger tits..and smaller waists if I wanted that sort of thing (and they don't have to hold them together to get that effect!)

[2much]

Your so sweet Sarge.

Haha, think I just found my new signature!!!

Anyway Zana, my offer was genuine... I'm up that way quite often and have no problem taking pillions, Have a few friends I regularly take out for blats.

Don't expect me to ride like a nutter tho, I'm not about to explain to your family how I put you in a ditch.

[N4CR]

details?????

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=15306&highlight=TRISTANK

Yeah... was a big flame war and pisstake.

[Zandalee]

hey loser, why would you even bother replying? and yeah of course "Lilo" and your other blow up doll chick mates are going to have small waists and bigger titties. your reply? bizzare. thats for sure.









I agree with hondaone you are a fucking skank...go back to the brothel where you belong! This site is supposed to be about bikes not getting laid. I know for a fact I could do much better than you..and have several chick "mates" with bigger tits..and smaller waists if I wanted that sort of thing (and they don't have to hold them together to get that effect!)

[N4CR]

Hi Zan, wether you are real or not... people are probably just skeptic that someone like you (if you are real) do exist or not.

'Too good to be true' type thing.

So take everything with a grain of salt. Sarge seems genuine if you turn out to be.

[Sparky Bills]

Is this for real??
very strange to say the least..
We have name calling, offers, people being sweet..
Basically the whole site in one thread.

Is that classed as a good or bad thread then?

[Waylander]

You can decide. Try clicking the "Rate Thread" thing at the top right of the threads...

[SARGE]

Mate you are so sweet.... you are a cool dude...




oh christ..



you've never seen me pissed then... :drinkup:

[Zandalee]

Thanks everyone for reading this thread. Most of you have been so welcoming to me on KiwiBiker. I think I have found me a couple of rides now which is cool. Cheers everyone.

[2much]

Does anyone even bother with that rating thing? whats the point?

[WINJA]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=15306&highlight=TRISTANK

Yeah... was a big flame war and pisstake.
IS HONDA ONE REAL OR NOT?

[WINJA]

Thanks everyone for reading this thread. Most of you have been so welcoming to me on KiwiBiker. I think I have found me a couple of rides now which is cool. Cheers everyone.
AND EVEN BETTER NEWS IS SHES FOUND A ROOF TO PAINT THIS SUMMER.
WHOS GONNA HELP THIS HOT CHICK PAINT MY ROOF?

[Karma]

IS HONDA ONE REAL OR NOT?

God only knows... I'm confused.

Anyone else think this is too much like that second matrix film? Are any of us real?!!

[Zandalee]

hondaone, you are loser.



you are skank

[N4CR]

IS HONDA ONE REAL OR NOT?

Nah definately not. Funny how 'she' only just posted in a thread about possibly fake people wanting rides etc... Never posts anywhere else though eh?

Definately an alter ego.. see the blatant 'txt' language use sometimes and then sometimes not.

[SARGE]

Thanks everyone for reading this thread. Most of you have been so welcoming to me on KiwiBiker. I think I have found me a couple of rides now which is cool. Cheers everyone.


ok Zanda..

show of faith here ...tell us about you (keep it real please)

why do you want to ride?( honest question.. what drives you? thrills? fear?)

how much pillion exp do you have? ( i go hard and a pillion is 50% in control of the bike.. anyone who takes a pillion will want to know how you will do on the back if shit goes pear shaped..)

if anyone else has any questions for Zana.. i think this would be the time to ask. ( honest questions please.. great boobs aside.. lets show her that KB'ers arent all bad,, she might even own a liquor king for all we know... ) :drinkup: ..

might be a good person to know..

[SARGE]

hondaone, you are loser.


all you base belong to us :whistle:

[WINJA]

God only knows... I'm confused.

Anyone else think this is too much like that second matrix film? Are any of us real?!!
THE MATRIX FILMS SUCK , LAWRENECE FISHBURNE IS THE POOR MANS SAMUEL L JACKSON , AND KEANU SHOULDA STUCK TO ,,, PARTY TIME EXCELENT

[WINJA]

ok Zanda..

show of faith here ...tell us about you (keep it real please)

why do you want to ride?( honest question.. what drives you? thrills? fear?)

how much pillion exp do you have? ( i go hard and a pillion is 50% in control of the bike.. anyone who takes a pillion will want to know how you will do on the back if shit goes pear shaped..)
BULLSHIT YOU RIDE LIKE A SISSY SARGE

[SARGE]

THE MATRIX FILMS SUCK , LAWRENECE FISHBURNE IS THE POOR MANS SAMUEL L JACKSON , AND KEANU SHOULDA STUCK TO ,,, PARTY TIME EXCELENT



first Matrix wasnt bad... the concept is kinda cool...


but they shoulda canned it after that one..


much like JAWS or Smokey & the Bandit


EDIT: ROCKY TOO... thanks weasel

[Karma]

Whereas Rocky only got better until 5, and that sucked

[WINJA]

hondaone, you are loser.
DO I HEAR A KIDS PADDLING POOL BEING BLOWN UP? ILL MIX THE JELLY , WHAT FLAVOUR DO YOU LIKE?

[SARGE]

BULLSHIT YOU RIDE LIKE A SISSY SARGE



dont believe everything your sister tells ya .. i was drunk and i lost her number..

[WINJA]

dont believe everything your sister tells ya .. i was drunk and i lost her number..
SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING ABOUT MY SISTER IS SHE WAS BORN A HE AND GOT THE CHOP IN SYDNEY , THEY DID A GOOD ENOUGH JOB TO FOOL YOU , OR DID THEY FOOL YOU???

[SARGE]

SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING ABOUT MY SISTER IS SHE WAS BORN A HE AND GOT THE CHOP IN SYDNEY , THEY DID A GOOD ENOUGH JOB TO FOOL YOU , OR DID THEY FOOL YOU???



sure felt real ...i did wonder if the phrase " up my ass... put it up my ass!!" runs in the family though..

[2much]

DO I HEAR A KIDS PADDLING POOL BEING BLOWN UP? ILL MIX THE JELLY , WHAT FLAVOUR DO YOU LIKE?


Hell yeah! I've got the popcorn...

[2much]

AND EVEN BETTER NEWS IS SHES FOUND A ROOF TO PAINT THIS SUMMER.
WHOS GONNA HELP THIS HOT CHICK PAINT MY ROOF?


Who cares about the hot chick, is there cold beer involved???

[SARGE]

I agree with hondaone you are a fucking skank...go back to the brothel where you belong! This site is supposed to be about bikes not getting laid. I know for a fact I could do much better than you..and have several chick "mates" with bigger tits..and smaller waists if I wanted that sort of thing (and they don't have to hold them together to get that effect!)



oh for fucks sake... i dont think some people get it .. this site isnt about bikes.. this site is about BIKERS!.. the comraderie (sorry hitcher.. i fucked that one up..) we all share.. the common interests.. THE PEOPLE.. NOT THE FUCKING MACHINES!!!

i swear there is some fucking 3rd form primary school shit going on in this place. someone new comes in.. Fish, Zana etc etc; and the whole Clique just jumps in and holds thier head to the ground till they submit or leaves... almost everyone is guilty in some way. name calling, verbal attacks.. most of it in public.
we want more bikes on the road.. part of the shopping for any major purchase is going to be the internet.. google up kiwi+bikers looking for a ride group and guess what pops up.. vicious name calling .. drunken debauchery (damn.. i couldnt go..:argh:) 240 k wheelies through the wadfgcfggafgga gorge and primary school bitchfights.

****NEWS FLASH****

this isnt JUST a NZ site..

everyone can and does acess this site..((SpankMe.. can you please post some of your web traffic logs just to show where all the hits are coming from?...))

worldwide people..probably other planets too

****Now Back to Scheduled Rant****


by the way, i Will take Zana on a ride when i can get away, and i WILL shout Fish a Coffee. not because i want to shag them (seperated but still married..) and not because i want to sell them a bike.. it will be because i want them to feel welcome into the KB community .. (hey wern't YOU a Newbie once too?....)

not everyone is the same.. bikers are individuals at the very base level.. we have characters in here .. WINJA, Biff WT (myself maybe? :whistle:) and a few more.. not everyone is going to like everyones opinion ..thats cool thats how it should be. i have never been afraid to shy away from a healthy debate :bash: but DAMN!

ever notice that some of the real extreme viewpoints here have the most green rep?

let the newbies have a go.. might end up with a ride buddy








we need a boobs smilie

ps. i did this sober

[2much]

Well said mate

[TonyB]

Sarge that may just be the best rant I have seen on here. But you have to admit that Zana took an approach that was going to cause a stir, I for one thought/think that it's a piss take. But Zana if you are for real then stick around- the dust will settle and you'll find that the vast majority of KB'ers are bloody good people.

[dangerous]

Is this for real??
very strange to say the least..
We have name calling, offers, people being sweet..
Basically the whole site in one thread.

Is that classed as a good or bad thread then?
Yeah its a good thread allright..... its what KB and being a kiwi is all about, we can express our thoughts, some good some not so good but hell it makes for a bloody sweet time, beats shortland st hands down :doctor:


But you have to admit that Zana took an approach that was going to cause a stir, I for one thought/think that it's a piss take. But Zana if you are for real then stick around- the dust will settle and you'll find that the vast majority of KB'ers are bloody good people.
ahhhhhhh... having 2nd thoughts aye T?
There have been ulta ego members which is cool, but also there has been the real people... who remembers Limsrocker? a lot of people douted her, but I meet her, real person :drinkup: What bout the chick that rode the 'suckstart Dracula'... cook ooooooooo
Hell if Zana is for real then I rate her style..... its interesting :whistle:


AND EVEN BETTER NEWS IS SHES FOUND A ROOF TO PAINT THIS SUMMER.
WHOS GONNA HELP THIS HOT CHICK PAINT MY ROOF?
PICK ME, PICK ME..... I'LL HELP, WILL BE A TOPLESS ROOF PAINT SESION ON A COOL DAY AYE WINJ :headbang:

[SARGE]

Good man Sarge. Hope Zana hasnt been scared off by all the hoodies.
Welcome to the site in case no one has said it.


yea Zana, Fish, anyone else.. pull up a seat

[Magua]

Well this has been a good read. :niceone:

Wellcome to the site, if you can sift through the bullshit I'm sure you'll get your ride. :sunny:

[The Stranger]

Always looking for the sale aye sarge?

[SARGE]

:doobey:
Always looking for the sale aye sarge?


nuttin to do with it CaN.. i just think the mob mentality has gotten out of hand a bit ..

best way to find out if someone is for real is to be pro-active and try to actually F2F them...


unless i'm wrong and its best to attack someone whos different than you..

[Waylander]

:doobey:



unless i'm wrong and its best to attack someone whos different than you..
Human nature, funny though that they say Americans are the worst ones for it.

[SARGE]

Human nature, funny though that they say Americans are the worst ones for it.


we just attack anything.. all that surplus Napalm and all :Pokey:

[jrandom]

240 k wheelies through the wadfgcfggafgga gorge...

roffle!


i WILL shout Fish a Coffee. not because i want to shag them...

awwww. :crybaby:


hey wern't YOU a Newbie once too?....

yeah be nice to the newbies you mean bastards not very welcoming are you

thanks sarge, perhaps I wont leave in a huff just yet.

sniff.

[SixPackBack]

$10 says Fish is not real and is being driven by a man and no one ever gets to meet Zandalee

No disrespect......you people are not real

[SARGE]

$10 says Fish is not real and is being driven by a man and no one ever gets to meet Zandalee

No disrespect......you people are not real





i'll take that.. Fish, Zana..care to bring it?

[jrandom]

$10 says Fish is not real

Im very, very real.


and is being driven by a man...

well, as the advertising executives would say, what drives you?

[SixPackBack]

Im very, very real.



well, as the advertising executives would say, what drives you?


I believe coffe addiction is one of the best in town, i'm buying, when do we meet?
[Jaqueline drives me!]

[Rashika]

Sarge that may just be the best rant I have seen on here. But you have to admit that Zana took an approach that was going to cause a stir, I for one thought/think that it's a piss take. But Zana if you are for real then stick around- the dust will settle and you'll find that the vast majority of KB'ers are bloody good people.
yep I would take exactly the same view as TonyB (holy shit...did i just say that????)
Not the best way to 'advertise' yourself if you are for real Zana especially if you do want to be taken seriously and not for some cheap bit... a real welcome if you are serious. :spudwave:
...and if you aint then you got *exactly* what you asked for. :headbang:

[Joni]

and is being driven by a manIm sure Fish is being "driven" by a man regularly... :whistle:

Fish - you know me well enough to know I could not resist the comment!? :spudwave:

[Mr Skid]

Im very, very real.I'm forced to agree.

Fish, I forgot to say thanks for buying me a beer at the pub on Friday.
The resemblance with your avatar is rather curious.

[jrandom]

Fish, I forgot to say thanks for buying me a beer at the pub on Friday.

my pleasure mate. next time Ill take you up on that offer of a fang on the XT.


The resemblance with your avatar is rather curious.

indeed. i saw the picture and jsut had to use it.

[SixPackBack]

I'm forced to agree.

Fish, I forgot to say thanks for buying me a beer at the pub on Friday.
The resemblance with your avatar is rather curious.

*ahem...cough..bullshit...cough*

[heavenly.talker]

I like big powerful bikes, and some wheelstanding would be pretty cool too!! I look hot in tight leathers!!

Please post picture of leathers :-) :bleh: :banana: :banana: :bleh:

[heavenly.talker]

I'm on my wayup from wellington. I have 15 years bike experience and a big cock.

Jeez I hope this thread is a piss take.


Hmmm and I have mistakenly thought for all this years that it is the quiet ones you have to watch out for lol! :whistle: :sweatdrop

[heavenly.talker]

Christchurch here.... 22yrs experience and a BIGGER big cock :apumpin:


Have you two been comparing sizes again ?
...I thought the probation officer said you weren't allowed to do that anymore!

[heavenly.talker]

I'm sick and tired of shagging supermodels with great tits all the time...

What would I give for a nice middle aged woman, couple of kids and a bit of sagging here and there...


Would you settle for a middle aged woman with no kids...Sagging will depend on the angle of the dangle rolf!

KIDDING!

[jrandom]

*ahem...cough..bullshit...cough*

I swear to you, on my dead ancestors, and even the ones that are just a little bit sick, that I met Mr Skid on Friday night for the first time ever, and bought him a beer.

Im a bit old for him though so I dont plan to lower the current average 'KB single female survival time' of 3 months just yet.

[TonyB]

yep I would take exactly the same view as TonyB (holy shit...did i just say that????)

MUhahahahahaaaa!! Soon you will become my minion :wait: :devil2:

[SARGE]

I swear to you, on my dead ancestors, and even the ones that are just a little bit sick, that I met Mr Skid on Friday night for the first time ever, and bought him a beer.

Im a bit old for him though so I dont plan to lower the current average 'KB single female survival time' of 3 months just yet.


shit Fish... i have shoes older than you



im wearing them now


never bought ME a beer ya ungrateful bitch

[jrandom]

never bought ME a beer ya ungrateful bitch

would have, if youd showed up at the pub on friday.

be warned though, getting a beer out of me is like receiving justice from the Godfather.

one day the favour will be called in...

[Rashika]

MUhahahahahaaaa!! Soon you will become my minion :wait: :devil2:
oi you...get back to work :spudbn:
Oh and how is the new job by the way????

[SARGE]

would have, if youd showed up at the pub on friday.

be warned though, getting a beer out of me is like receiving justice from the Godfather.

one day the favour will be called in...


*in most Brando-esque voice*

I gunna make you a offer you canna refooze....

kiss my ring

[ManDownUnder]

*in most Brando-esque voice*

I gunna make you a offer you canna refooze....

kiss my ring

Sounds like a sound bite from Parliament... Winston talking to Helen...

[inlinefour]

IS HONDA ONE REAL OR NOT?

Welcome Zandalee, don't mind the rude tossers here. KBer is made up or all age brackets and mentalities. I don't do pillion anymore after the last off thanks to an idiot cager, besides I don't think the better half would approve. However if you get your own bike, there are plenty of naki KBers that would be more than happy to ride with you. :niceone:
Edit: and no I'm not talking about you Winja.

[SixPackBack]

I swear to you, on my dead ancestors, and even the ones that are just a little bit sick, that I met Mr Skid on Friday night for the first time ever, and bought him a beer.

Im a bit old for him though so I dont plan to lower the current average 'KB single female survival time' of 3 months just yet.

"NEWS FLASH"........Mr Skid will take whatever he can get....ask him!......I find it hard to believe you met him, he only has drinks with straws and brollies and black eyes balls and all that gurly stuff:whistle:

[Yangsta]

wow.. this is a long thread, keep it up?? :whistle:

[bugjuice]

wow.. this is a long thread, keep it up?? :whistle:
i hear that a lot.. but it's rarely called a 'thread' :whistle:

[Keystone19]

i hear that a lot.. but it's rarely called a 'thread' :whistle:

Really, I'd heard your thread is pretty short...

[ManDownUnder]

Really, I'd heard your thread is pretty short...

They call him TC (Tuna Can)...

Length vs girth... c'mon be honest - which is the preference???

[ManDownUnder]

i hear that a lot.. but it's rarely called a 'thread' :whistle:

noodle? .

[Keystone19]

They call him TC (Tuna Can)...

Length vs girth... c'mon be honest - which is the preference???

I like threads that are not too long but with good content...

[jrandom]

They Length vs girth... c'mon be honest - which is the preference???

what a pity you blocked me.

for all you know, I could be answering the most pressing question of your existence, right here, right now. and youd be missing out on it.

ironic, really.

[bugjuice]

Really, I'd heard your thread is pretty short...
no, that's FUSE GOD DAMN IT!!!! :angry2: :brick:

[ManDownUnder]

I like threads that are not too long but with good content...

*perk* - errrr... really????

hmmmmmmm

[ManDownUnder]

what a pity you blocked me.

for all you know, I could be answering the most pressing question of your existence, right here, right now. and youd be missing out on it.

ironic, really.

Don't believe evrything you read

[bugjuice]

I like threads that are not too long but with good content...
so just a quickie then?

[jrandom]

Don't believe evrything you read

hmm.

gullibility is such a problem on the internet. cant afford to take _anything_ at face value these days.

reflection on society I suppose. sad really.

[ManDownUnder]

hmm.

gullibility is such a problem on the internet. cant afford to take _anything_ at face value these days.

reflection on society I suppose. sad really.

True.

so... the answer to the question would be...?

[Keystone19]

so just a quickie then?

Depends on how much time there is to really enjoy the thread and it's content...

More time, the better the content absorption...

[jrandom]

so... the answer to the question would be...?

the _real_ answer to the _real_ question is, of course, that your a twat, and no lady of quality would fuck you _regardless_ of dick size.

[bugjuice]

the _real_ answer to the _real_ question is, of course, that your a twat, and no lady of quality would fuck you _regardless_ of dick size.
come on now.. don't hold back, just say what you're really feeling..

[ManDownUnder]

the _real_ answer to the _real_ question is, of course, that your a twat, and no lady of quality would fuck you _regardless_ of dick size.

good comeback... hang on - I'll need to dry these tears first...

[Keystone19]

the _real_ answer to the _real_ question is, of course, that your a twat, and no lady of quality would fuck you _regardless_ of dick size.

Now that's a little harsh Fish, MDU is a man of integrity, honesty and faultless scruples...

(Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about Hondaone)

[jrandom]

Now that's a little harsh Fish, MDU is a man of integrity, honesty and faultless scruples...

sorry.

it's just one of 'those' months for me, for some reason.

I'll be OK in another few days.

[Mr Skid]

Now that's a little harsh Fish, MDU is a man of integrity, honesty and faultless scruples...

(Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about Hondaone)You're not suggesting Hondaone is a man are you?

[ManDownUnder]

Depends on how much time there is to really enjoy the thread and it's content...

More time, the better the content absorption...

I can see we could be friends. :not:

[Keystone19]

You're not suggesting Hondaone is a man are you?

Is she...?

[SARGE]

sorry.

it's just one of 'those' months for me, for some reason.

I'll be OK in another few days.



EEEEEEWWWWWWwwwwww ...


Ladies and Gentlemen.. the Captain has turned on the TOO MUCH INFO signs...

[SixPackBack]

sorry.

it's just one of 'those' months for me, for some reason.

I'll be OK in another few days.

A month long period.....woohoo, maybe youll bleed out:devil2:

[Mr Skid]

Is she...?Not sure.
I was drunk.
It was dark.

[Keystone19]

Not sure.
I was drunk.
It was dark.


Now that really is too much information... :blink:

[jrandom]

Ladies and Gentlemen.. the Captain has turned on the TOO MUCH INFO signs...

well, you probably did wonder why I've been putting you off about that 'invitation'...

[SARGE]

A month long period.....woohoo, maybe youll bleed out:devil2:



never trust something that bleeds for a week and dont die

[SARGE]

well, you probably did wonder why I've been putting you off about that 'invitation'...


like thats ever stopped me before..

FFS woman.. i spent 2 years of my youth on a Phillipino Navel Base.

pheremones .... mmmmm

[Mr Skid]

Now that really is too much information... :blink:Did I mention I had some rather odd shaped bruises after that night?

[ManDownUnder]

Did I mention I had some rather odd shaped bruises after that night?

...in personal places... made it hard to sit down???

bugger...

[Mr Skid]

bugger...No thank you.

[SixPackBack]

Did I mention I had some rather odd shaped bruises after that night?


So Hondaone is a man and he/she/it butt shagged you.......thats disgusting Mr Skid you oughta be ashamed:crybaby:

[ManDownUnder]

No thank you.

no - thank YOU

[jrandom]

So Hondaone is a man and he/she/it butt shagged you.......thats disgusting...

why do you think he calls himself 'Mr Skid'?

[SixPackBack]

why do you think he calls himself 'Mr Skid'?

Shit are you still here we thought you wuz bleeding out!

[jrandom]

Shit are you still here we thought you wuz bleeding out!

I'm typing with one hand.

[SARGE]

I'm typing with one hand.
:whistle: :tugger:

[jrandom]

:tugger:

slippin' and slidin'...

[bugjuice]

slippin' and slidin'...
naaaaaaasty..
i like it..

[Rashika]

come on now.. don't hold back, just say what you're really feeling..
Hey... I've seen this answer before...deja vu
...are you saving on words or something? Is it cost effective? :niceone:

[SixPackBack]

slippin' and slidin'...Bbbbbbbbaaaaaaahhhhh.....movement in the do do, i get that, sheep shit bbaahh

[bugjuice]

Hey... I've seen this answer before...deja vu
...are you saving on words or something? Is it cost effective? :niceone:
nothing I say is original. It's put together by a team of writers and comics that sit behind me. They charge a fortune for coming up with most of the stuff I spout on here. By repeating the above line, I don't have to pay them more, cos it's just merely repeating something that was used earlier on. My lawyer says this is ok, as long as it's not repetitively used over and over. He sits under the desk with MDU.

so come on now.. don't hold back, just say what you're really feeling.. about all this

[ManDownUnder]

... as long as it's not repetitively used over and over. He sits under the desk with MDU.

so come on now.. don't hold back, just say what you're really feeling.. about all this

Actually SHE sits under MDU's desk and she can't come to the phone at the moment... she's in dictation...

And let's face it - it's a no win situation for us guys, if we go on and on and on... the guys with no endruance complain that we're just showing off.

And if we don't, the ladies get all huffy because the brochure promises at least a 2 hour service.

What are we supposed to do?

[HDTboy]

What pub were you at on Friday night Mr Skid? Didn't see you at the Albany pub

[jrandom]

Albany pub

dirty words.

we were at the One True Temple of Proper Beer. Skiddy Boy headed up Albany way later on that night to slum it.

now go wash your mouth out, and speak of such lowbrow establishments no more in my presence.

[SixPackBack]

What pub were you at on Friday night Mr Skid? Didn't see you at the Albany pub

Mr Skid is hiding under MDU's desk *dont ask folks* vultures circle, he sobs quietly *when he can breathe* ....." I dun tell some fibs, they is gunna find out about Fish" *stay tuned.....*

[ManDownUnder]

dirty words.

we were at the One True Temple of Proper Beer. Skiddy Boy headed up Albany way later on that night to slum it.

Tui Mangatainoka????

[ManDownUnder]

Mr Skid is hiding under MDU's desk *dont ask folks* vultures circle, he sobs quietly *when he can breathe* ....." I dun tell some fibs, they is gunna find out about Fish" *stay tuned.....*

THAT explains the funny smelling stains on the carpet down there... I thought they were toe jam but they did seem just a little too squishy.

[Mr Skid]

Mr Skid is hiding under MDU's desk *dont ask folks* vultures circle, he sobs quietly *when he can breathe* ....." I dun tell some fibs, they is gunna find out about Fish" *stay tuned.....*Your posts are almost as non-sensical as Hondaone's.

[SixPackBack]

Persactly who is Hondaone?Zandalee?Fish?........the thread has become a question of identity has it not MR SKID?

[The_Dover]

If Zandalee is real she can hop on the back of my bike. I'm safe, just ask Sarge.........well on the bike I am anyway.

[Keystone19]

Persactly who is Hondaone?Zandalee?Fish?........the thread has become a question of identity has it not MR SKID?

Argh, who then, is Mr Skid? What are you implying SPB?

[Mr Skid]

Persactly who is Hondaone?Zandalee?Fish?........the thread has become a question of identity has it not MR SKID?Ok, I'll stop with the lies.
My alter ego is vifferman.

Happy now?

[Keystone19]

There is only One True Temple of Proper Beer.



Yes, this is all true. I too have met Fish at said watering hole on a previous occasion.

[SixPackBack]

Ok, I'll stop with the lies.
My alter ego is vifferman.

Happy now?

Now dont you feel so much better Mr Skid.....sleep easy tonight, now the truth is out there!

[SARGE]

Ok, I'll stop with the lies.
My alter ego is vifferman.

Happy now?



ever notice that we never see Mr. Skid and Indy in the same room together??? :whistle:

[Ixion]

Argh, who then, is Mr Skid? What are you implying SPB?

Who then is Mr Sixpackback ? Who is MRS Skid ? Who , for that matter am I? What is reality ? Where is everywhere? Who is truth ? Does a tree with clap make a sound rooting in the forest ? Argghh , I can keep the deception up no longer. Yes, let the terrible truth be revealed . I AM SCOOTER_BOI's ALTER EGO. There. It' said. The relief,. the sense of freedom. Now I can revert to my TRUE self. Da scooter_boi u al nw & lvd bk i da gd ol dz. Oh , Hitcherrrrrrrrr ........

[WINJA]

Welcome Zandalee, don't mind the rude tossers here. KBer is made up or all age brackets and mentalities. I don't do pillion anymore after the last off thanks to an idiot cager, besides I don't think the better half would approve. However if you get your own bike, there are plenty of naki KBers that would be more than happy to ride with you. :niceone:
HONDAONE WAS BEING RUDE TO ZANDA AND I WAS JUST MENTIONING THE FACT THAT HONDAONE IS NOT REAL ,THATS ACCORDING TO TRISTANK.
SHOULDNT YOU BE RIDING YOUR BIKE YA FATFUK IL4

[SARGE]

HONDAONE WAS BEING RUDE TO ZANDA AND I WAS JUST MENTIONING THE FACT THAT HONDAONE IS NOT REAL ,THATS ACCORDING TO TRISTANK.
SHOULDNT YOU BE RIDING YOUR BIKE YA FATFUK IL4



jesus WINJA...


who shit in YOUR WeetBix this morning..

you bleeding like Fish?

[inlinefour]

HONDAONE WAS BEING RUDE TO ZANDA AND I WAS JUST MENTIONING THE FACT THAT HONDAONE IS NOT REAL ,THATS ACCORDING TO TRISTANK.
SHOULDNT YOU BE RIDING YOUR BIKE YA FATFUK IL4

Have you not had your medication lately? Get a grip mate, the paranoia does not suit you. You want to be a wank, go for it as we all know your very very good at it.

[WINJA]

you are skank
TALKING ABOUT THIS SARGE

[inlinefour]

TALKING ABOUT THIS SARGE

So was I Winja. :stupid:

[SlowHand]

shit people, bros before ho's dam competition sure fires thing up around here. I sooooo wanted to say witty things but laughing so much at u guy's threads killed my brain cells.

[SARGE]

TALKING ABOUT THIS SARGE


sorry man..the lack of piss is fuckin with my short term memory


my liver hurts

[Mr Skid]

Who is MRS Skid ?Not sure yet.
Got any daughters Mr Ixion? :Pokey:

[SixPackBack]

Not sure yet.
Got any daughters Mr Ixion? :Pokey:

If Fish doesnt bleed out you could have her Mr Skid :love:

[inlinefour]

If Fish doesnt bleed out you could have her Mr Skid :love:

does she need a band aid? :killingme

[loosebruce]

The thoughts of LooseBruce came to mind :whistle:

Fuck knows why i came to mind i cant ride for shit, and i sure as hell aint safe.

And to those battling with offers of a TL, stuff ya all, i raise you my TL, nothing viabrates like this beast, for real, nothing comes close.

And welcome Zana, normally i'm not a big fan of pillions, slows me down (not by much), kills rear tyres even quicker (which is a very bad thing in my case). But if none of the other ridestickle ya fancy, i'll take ya on the TL for a blast, you'll either love it, or be so scared you'll cry everytime you see a bike.

On a side note, have ya got good gear, helmet etc, didn't read all the posts, so if someone has already offered ya gear sorry, but i have good gear you can borrow, i test it regularly and it all works :niceone:

Have fun

[Zandalee]

and I'm very very real too. I already have a ride lined up, when I've been out, I'll ask that member to say that I am real! (and a nice person and not a whore)
ZANDALEE

[Zandalee]

thanks for your offer loosebruce, several people have kindly offered. I'm hoping to get out on the back of a bike soon! Cheers, Zana



Fuck knows why i came to mind i cant ride for shit, and i sure as hell aint safe.

And to those battling with offers of a TL, stuff ya all, i raise you my TL, nothing viabrates like this beast, for real, nothing comes close.

And welcome Zana, normally i'm not a big fan of pillions, slows me down (not by much), kills rear tyres even quicker (which is a very bad thing in my case). But if none of the other ridestickle ya fancy, i'll take ya on the TL for a blast, you'll either love it, or be so scared you'll cry everytime you see a bike.

On a side note, have ya got good gear, helmet etc, didn't read all the posts, so if someone has already offered ya gear sorry, but i have good gear you can borrow, i test it regularly and it all works :niceone:

Have fun

[SixPackBack]

and I'm very very real too. I already have a ride lined up, when I've been out, I'll ask that member to say that I am real! (and a nice person and not a whore)
ZANDALEE

she showed her breasts

[SARGE]

she showed her breasts


and the problem with that is........?? guys??... little help here?

(she showed her BRA by the way.. i have seen smaller garments at Piha.. get over yourself H1.. are you harboring some latent Lesbian tendancies that you are trying to push away?.. if so.. i could PM you a few names to either set you totally straight or turn you to the Taco munching side forever..)






Zana.. my offer for the lunch blast stands.. my number is readily available and with an hour notice i can probably get a long break

[Karma]

and I'm very very real too. I already have a ride lined up, when I've been out, I'll ask that member to say that I am real! (and a nice person and not a whore)
ZANDALEE

Gotta say I never thought you were a whore... just that you didn't exist at all.

Perhaps I'm too cynical... but real or fake... birds that are interested in bikes are all good. :headbang:

[SARGE]

.. birds that are interested in bikes are all good. :headbang:


i concur weasle *pfft pfft pfft*

[Waylander]

Tell ya what Zanda, What are you up to on Saturday? I'll be up there and could wing around to snap a few pics and prove once and for all you are real. And, providing I get an ok with Ms.Pillion I might be able to give you a short blat on the bike


**Absolutly no inuendoes were intended during this post.

[Karma]

Tell ya what Zanda, What are you up to on Saturday? I'll be up there and could wing around to snap a few pics and prove once and for all you are real.


**Absolutly no inuendoes were intended during this post.

I'll bring my camera as well... and a few others no doubt have digital cameras as well... we've got a whole photoshoot going on.

Item 1 - The swimwear round :love:

[Waylander]

Weasel
Nah you can do that on your own, I just want to help her put to rest all the bitching and such about weather she is real or not. And since I'll be in her neighborhood anyway.....

[thehollowmen]

Sorry that you're having all the trouble with the guys, you've just popped in at a bad time with a recent spate of 'fake accounts' and shit hitting the fan.

People are being a little skeptical but I don't think it means they should be downright rude as seen in some of the shenanigans in this thread.

Good looking people (with barr bodies) do ask for rides, I took someone out for lunch and a ride today, and it was enjoyable to have a bit of convo over coffees afterwards.

Good luck finding someone to ride with. I think you'll have better luck riding with one of the ladies because guys probably won't be concentrating on the road. :dodge: I know I sometimes have a bit of trouble there.

[SARGE]

I'll bring my camera as well... and a few others no doubt have digital cameras as well... we've got a whole photoshoot going on.

Item 1 - The swimwear round :love:


as i have said before .. i am married ( seperated.. long story) and the last thing i need is more pussy to complicate shit even further..

no strings.. no photo shoots, no duct tape and 9 volt batteries



climb on sunshine


( im off to Roto-Vegas on Labour Wkend for a well deserved break, but i am back on tuesday if you are keen)


EDIT: after the week ive had .. i may have tuesday off for a Mental Health day

[Karma]

as i have said before .. i am married ( seperated.. long story) and the last thing i need is more pussy to complicate shit even further..

no strings.. no photo shoots, no duct tape and 9 volt batteries


Nah I'm just messing...

If I had half the balls I think I do then it'd be twice as much as I actually have. :whistle:

[TonyB]

oi you...get back to work :spudbn:
Oh and how is the new job by the way????
It was lunch time :bleh:
And the new job is good so far. Have a huuuuuuge flat panel screen and a grunty mac.

Oh, and I get an hour for lunch now. When r u taking me out? :wait:

[Zandalee]

No i did not show breasts hondaone (loser) showed CLEAVAGE. Geez you must cry like a sissy when you go the beach in summer. No worries, noone will be looking at the pathetic little mound in your lacey speedos.



she showed her breasts

[Zandalee]

Sounds good Waylander, if your in the area Saturday, and Mrs Pillion dont mind, I'm ok with having my pic taken next to your bike and then stuck on this thread to prove I am for real! And a short blat round the block would be way cool!
Cheers,
Zana



Tell ya what Zanda, What are you up to on Saturday? I'll be up there and could wing around to snap a few pics and prove once and for all you are real. And, providing I get an ok with Ms.Pillion I might be able to give you a short blat on the bike


**Absolutly no inuendoes were intended during this post.

[thehollowmen]

she showed her breasts
So?
My nipple is showing in my avatar

[Rashika]

It was lunch time :bleh:
And the new job is good so far. Have a huuuuuuge flat panel screen and a grunty mac.
Oh, and I get an hour for lunch now. When r u taking me out? :wait:
oooo...... just the one grunty Mac huh? Poor bugger
...me i got 2 very grunty macs with lovely flat panels, and 1 slightly less grunty one, a very fancy PC RIP and imagesetter, and a nice brand new xerox digital 8000 series printer...just a couple of things to keep me occupied... :argh: and a bit pissed off when it all goes wrong!

oh and i only get 15mins for lunch so you will have to bring lunch to me :devil2:

[Colapop]

I believe I'm real Zanda, and I believe you are too. Though I've not got "proof" of myself as yet. Funny how no-one made this much fuss for a guy (me). Not that I want to have a fuss made of me, I was just saying... well you know what I mean.... I ...er..
Welcome anyway (and what a welcome it's been so far!)
Never did see your profile pic (was mentioned a whole lot earlier in this thread) did I get lost and miss something?

[SARGE]

she showed her breasts



i'd rather see Zana's (very nice) breasts than to see Dover's/ Yoshi's/ Juzzer's penises (penii?)


i think Zana has pretty much proven that she is sincere here folks.. nothing at all wrong with being a free-thinker / individual

thats a good foundation to be a great biker after all isnt it?

[The_Dover]

You lying cunt, you told me you loved the cock!!

[vifferman]

Ok, I'll stop with the lies.
My alter ego is vifferman.

Happy now?
But I'm not happy. I'd hoped to keep this secret a while longer, then I wouldn't have to resume the medication for MPD.

[vifferman]

Im not hapy too. Im MR viferman.
or it could be that it was Mr Skid.