OPONONI - The aftermath....

[juzzer]

Well, what can i say.....

DONT BELIEVE ANY BULLSHIT ABOUT THIS TRIP POSTED HERE BY THE OTHER WANKERS..THE IMAGES AND VIDEOS HAVE BEEN DOCTORED...IT'S ALL LIES...

That a side, me nuts hurt...me nipples hurt...and i feel like shit...

Top weekend :niceone:

I will leave the rest of the lies and bollocks to the others involved....

Juzzer out.....

[Back Fire]

lol.... we should do it again sometime... when I have my big bike

[justsomeguy]

Nice ride,

Best part for me was going back and doing the forest road again.

For the rest of the ride I was happy tail end charlie :niceone:

Hey Juzzer and Bendover- it was cold wasn't it.........:Oops:

[juzzer]

Hey Juzzer and Bendover- it was cold wasn't it.........:Oops:

Farkin cold brother....

[pyrocam]

my story.

dropped my bike fri and fucked my gears and broke off my clutch. resigned myself not to go.

woke up 10:30 on sat. had to get my bike fixed anyway so got a lift to colemans and bought a new one. sweet as.

realised I could still make it so geared up and headed off with great difficulty changing down gears mind you, alot of stopping at intersections in 5th and jamming it down.

anyway. the forest was great, had a few nasty crossing the line instances especially when I waved to another Kiwibiker (forgot your name sorry bud) and there was metal just after that. honestly that forest SHITS ALL OVER 22 its like a slalom.

turned up and got the obligotory shit from juzzer about not calling him etc, fair enough, I would have loved to take that bike up. told to go get pissed. so I did. I got very pissed. I dont remember too much about the event really, I remember the flat crawl. I vaugly remember 'something that im not discusing' involving the sea, and well that rip was fucking strong.

I left early because I was a bit angry for something and didnt want other bikes around me because I ride rather 'erratically' in that mood. and didnt want to be a danger to other bikers also I prefer to ride alone these days anyway. went back through the forest and managed to get my toe down again accidentally, I was taking it easy because of the hangover. those crappy long straights were a cunt on my bike but I figured out some caffine (aka lift energy drink) would make the trip go faster and it did

I figure I was totally out of the worst part of a hangover by wellsford and then had a bit of a blat on the way back etc. got home and got gareth_d to wash my bike. mint, he does a good job I recommend him for a cheap and thorough cleaning.

now since I dont remember it all Im going to assume I pissed a few (to say the least) people off so Im apologising here and now. Sorry :crybaby: .

[Scorpygirl]

Top weekend guys and a really lovely place to stay. It was great meeting everyone and talking shit. Juzzer, the knickers looked a real fashion statement on your head!!! :killingme .

However the trip back for me was not the greatest!!! :weep: The first stop was before we even got to Kaikohe, :puke: then we left the group to head straight home. I then became very intimate with the Public Toilets at Morewa!!! :puke:

Oh dear... oh dear!!! :no:

Feeling better now though.

Paul will have the pics and vids up soon.

Thanks BlackYoshi for all the organising - it was great.

[NotaGoth]

what can I say.. :mellow:

[pyrocam]

yeah I dont know if ill post much video on this one.
im too scared to look through my video.
but the FFWD button turned this up for your enjoyment.

NAME THAT ARSE

[NotaGoth]

NAME THAT ARSE


haha......

[bugjuice]

yeah I dont know if ill post much video on this one.
im too scared to look through my video.
but the FFWD button turned this up for your enjoyment.

NAME THAT ARSE
going on previous pics n posts - Juzzer.. :niceone:

[Navy Gixer]

I must admit considering that this was the first overnighter that I done, it was a great ride (we went up late saturday night) both ways with people of all levels of experience, as for the evenings activities,
well I guess all the interesting bits will come out in the end!!

[Navy Gixer]

Shame the other photos aren't on

[The_Dover]

Real shame.............

It was a top ride and a rather epic piss up.

Big thanks to Yoshi for taking the initiative and organising a great trip and apologies for the slightly shambolic convoy after Whangarei.

Nice to meet a few new faces and I do apologise for my behaviour, yeah right fuck that!!

By the way my arse is copyrighted so if any pics are put on the internet then I shall expect royalty payments for every pair of eyes that views the sacred posterior.

[pyrocam]

Shame the other photos aren't on
Ill post some other random shit from my cam in a sec. low quality from home.

[Rhino]

Ok,

Here are the first few pics. I have been through and deleted the odd one, but have 45 left. A great ride up on Saturday. The evening was entertaining.

Unfortunately a certain nameless pillion wasn't very well, so I had to hand the TEC job to Sarge. Sorry about that mate. I needed to get someone home asap. :(

[Navy Gixer]

dont you mean you will be helping with eye waer for all viewers

[Rhino]

2nd batch of pics.

[FROSTY]

sounds like yall had a great time --just one question--who'es missing a pair of sandshoes and leggings -and who owns that brown box ??

[Rhino]

Everyone is still mostly sober in this batch.

[justsomeguy]

sounds like yall had a great time --just one question--who'es missing a pair of sandshoes and leggings -and who owns that brown box ??

That brown box belongs to an old fart big mouth dumb dick who helped someone with a rear brake, or was it organising a track day, or was it organising a spanner, evening, or was it for checking out a ZXR400?? I canna fucking remember just throw the box out and do what you want with the things inside.

Bye, bye:bleh:

[justsomeguy]

Oye - where's the pics of me and my helmet when I came back from my solo ride in the forest???

[Scorpygirl]

sounds like yall had a great time --just one question--who'es missing a pair of sandshoes and leggings -and who owns that brown box ??

Pass on that lot mate. Thanks heaps for the use of your van :niceone: It was certainly needed with a VMax deciding the electrics were going to die about 10 min out from Opononi. Seeing that white van coming down the road was a great blessing indeed.

Thanks again.

[Rhino]

Starting to party a little.

[HDTboy]

going on previous pics n posts - Juzzer.. :niceone:
With a little more knowledge than you, I think you're wrong

[Rhino]

A nice bit of parking. :rockon:

[justsomeguy]

By the way my arse is copyrighted so if any pics are put on the internet then I shall expect royalty payments for every pair of eyes that views the sacred posterior.

Hi Ben,

Now I know why you have this username on KB:blip:


The Dover (shouting to everyone): *after 5 mins stumbling nude over and over his clothes getting more sand into them while searching for something to wear shouting* "Yayy!!! I found my pants"

Yoshi (to a young drunk fella): Mate you're looking bloody Anemic -pause- hey that's a bloody big word and a complete sentence.:woohoo:

Juzzer(every 5 mins): Fucken Oath Mate!! Fuck it's cold!! - *shiver-shudder*

:2thumbsup

[Rhino]

Having a good time. :)

[juzzer]

going on previous pics n posts - Juzzer.. :niceone:

Cheeky sod...good to meet ya on Sat - how's the pipe hangin?

[froggyfrenchman]

how bout puting some names to these pics, for the benefit of those of us who havnt yet many of you great folks

[bugjuice]

With a little more knowledge than you, I think you're wrong
lol.. and you want to brag about this?

[Rhino]

Does anyone know this man??????? :clap:

[juzzer]

Does anyone know this man??????? :clap:

Christ...now the shit slinging begins.... :blip:

[pyrocam]

Does anyone know this man??????? :clap:
well.
and I was ashamed.
thanks for making me feel better juzzer!

[HDTboy]

lol.. and you want to brag about this?
it appears I was wrong

[juzzer]

well.
and I was ashamed.
thanks for making me feel better juzzer!

Yes i am cheap entertainment...BUT where was a vid camera filming the beach incident.... :shutup:

[Rhino]

Good grief. :moon:

[Scorpygirl]

Christ...now the shit slinging begins.... :blip:


MMMMMM...What can I say Juzzer!!! :woohoo: :tugger:

Beautiful. :2thumbsup

[pyrocam]

Yes i am cheap entertainment...BUT where was a vid camera filming the beach incident.... :shutup:

working on that right now brother. but well. I dunno If I want to post it. all the KB girls will be PM'ing me and it'll be a mess

[juzzer]

MMMMMM...What can I say Juzzer!!! :woohoo: :tugger:

Beautiful. :2thumbsup

2/5th's of fuck all really......

[juzzer]

working on that right now brother. but well. I dunno If I want to post it. all the KB girls will be PM'ing me and it'll be a mess

Bring it on fella.....

[Phenoix]

Why is it after all the get togethers latly, juzzer seems to have semi/nake photos of himself.
We've already seen it all before :shake:

[juzzer]

Why is it after all the get togethers latly, juzzer seems to have semi/nake photos of himself.
We've already seen it all before :shake:

Bloody good question really...best i get banned from all future KB events....

[justsomeguy]

Yes i am cheap entertainment...BUT where was a vid camera filming the beach incident.... :shutup:

Yeah - Cibby chicks porn flicks......

(No she's not acting in it).

[Rhino]

Despite the best attempts of all present, we were too slow to save the poor unfortunate lad. :violin:

We weren't sure who this masked man was, :rofl: other than the fact that he appeared on an SP1. :2thumbsup

PS: Haven't taken the videos off yet. will do that and edit in the next day or so.

[juzzer]

Despite the best attempts of all present, we were too slow to save the poor unfortunate lad. :violin:

We weren't sure who this masked man was, :rofl: other than the fact that he appeared on an SP1. :2thumbsup

PS: Haven't taken the videos off yet. will do that and edit in the next day or so.

Not me.....

[Scorpygirl]

Bloody good question really...best i get banned from all future KB events....

Nah. Just keep your own pants on!!! :rofl:

[Phenoix]

Bloody good question really...best i get banned from all future KB events....

Na, that would be no fun.
Your a good, and create a load of enteretainment to band us all together

[juzzer]

Nah. Just keep your own pants on!!! :rofl:

Thats no fun.............

[juzzer]

Na, that would be no fun.
Your a good, and create a load of enteretainment to band us all together

And look where it get's me......my reputation is ruined.....

[NotaGoth]

[QUOTE=Rhino]

We weren't sure who this masked man was, [QUOTE]



rotflmao... I'm so glad I stayed long enough to see that.. :2thumbsup was absolutely hilarious.. lol

[Rhino]

And look where it get's me......my reputation is ruined.....

Never fear mate. It was a good weekend. Even though a certain pillion wasn't well today :( I'm sure your reputation is ok. Nobody knows it was you. :blip:
Hope to cya on future KB rides. We will doubtless be TEC, but hey who cares. A ride is a ride. :rockon:

[juzzer]

Never fear mate. It was a good weekend. Even though a certain pillion wasn't well today :( I'm sure your reputation is ok. Nobody knows it was you. :blip:
Hope to cya on future KB rides. We will doubtless be TEC, but hey who cares. A ride is a ride. :rockon:

Mate, you and the chief are most welcome to ride with me anytime...might not have any other offers before to long :eyepoke: Cheers for the Kodak moments...shudder to think what is on the vid tape.....

[Speedy]

well ill sure as hell ride with u....u seem 2 be half decent :moon: ...... and cheers 4 the help rhino glad my seat is still atached allong with other parts"cough" chain "cough" , seemed like we all had a blast and i hope i dnt c anyof u ugly bastards again :niceone:

[NotaGoth]

i hope i dnt c anyof u ugly bastards again

thanks :Pokey: lol

[bugjuice]

Cheeky sod...good to meet ya on Sat - how's the pipe hangin?
yeah, ditto mate.. have to catch up again soon

nah, the can fell off 3 times. It's got a nice weld job on it now, and then hopefully a new can on the way, courtesy of Kawa..

[juzzer]

well ill sure as hell ride with u....u seem 2 be half decent :moon: ...... and cheers 4 the help rhino glad my seat is still atached allong with other parts"cough" chain "cough" , seemed like we all had a blast and i hope i dnt c anyof u ugly bastards again :niceone:

Yes tut-tut, best you get your arse to the bike shop in the morning young man... :dodge:

[juzzer]

Yeah - Cibby chicks porn flicks......

(No she's not acting in it).

You sure about that bro? i saw her a few times ding things that would make a nun blush....

[Speedy]

yeah ill be off 2 cycletreads 2 morrow get my arse into gear or 6th rather ne way it was great fun im sure we all had fun except for the boy and dolpin!!!! ! WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN! well next time its my turn 2 try and smoke up bak wheel!

[pyrocam]

You sure about that bro? i saw her a few times ding things that would make a nun blush....
nice avatar dude

the foursome on the chair video (soundless alas) being posted in 10

[justsomeguy]

You sure about that bro? i saw her a few times doing things that would make a nun blush....

Oh yes ... I forgot all about that :whistle:

[justsomeguy]

yeah, ditto mate.. have to catch up again soon

nah, the can fell off 3 times. It's got a nice weld job on it now, and then hopefully a new can on the way, courtesy of Kawa..

If you stop sticking your :whistle: into it I'm sure you wont have all these problems.


:dodge:

[Scorpygirl]

yeah, ditto mate.. have to catch up again soon

nah, the can fell off 3 times. It's got a nice weld job on it now, and then hopefully a new can on the way, courtesy of Kawa..

Glad to hear that Kawa is coming to the party with the pipe mate!! :niceone:

[pyrocam]

nice avatar dude

the foursome on the chair video (soundless alas) being posted in 10

here.... hmmmmm

[HDTboy]

yeah, ditto mate.. have to catch up again soon

nah, the can fell off 3 times. It's got a nice weld job on it now, and then hopefully a new can on the way, courtesy of Kawa..
Bugjuice has got a swinging can :dodge:

[SN4PD]

Well.....

Thanks for organising the Ride Yoshi :woohoo:, and putting up with us :shifty:
And also big thanks to Frosty for the van :niceone: was nice not lugging the pack around :cool:

Apologies to anyone I cut off / attempted to run off the road etc... :shit:

I will post the some photos this eve, have 400 or so to thin down :cool:

[erik]

I had a great time, that road through the forest was awesome and the partying/drinking etc. on saturday night was good.
I think next time I'm not going to drink so much, riding with a hangover and feeling sick isn't fun :sick: . There were some nice roads on the way back, but I wasn't able to enjoy them due to the hangover. I was actually glad when we got on SH1!
I was feeling a bit better by the time I got to wellsford, so headed down SH16 the way we came, rather than carry along on SH1. Even though I was feeling bit blah, it was too good riding weather and SH16 is too good a road to miss. There were a lot of bikes riding the other way, up to wellsford. It was absolutely perfect riding weather.

Anyway, it was great to meet up with all of you. Thanks for organising the ride, Yoshi. KB is excellent :niceone:

[badblackbuell]

Cheers Yoshi,good job :headbang:

[InDeSkyz]

I'm alive. Bike is alive. Have to sleeeeep. Then tomorrow I get to clean the yellow cruddy-clay off the damn thing. What a hell of a detour! Awesome (no sarcasism).
Thanks Yosh :D

*ZZZzzzZZzzZZzzzZz*

[pyrocam]

dover shows frosty how to REALLY prak a sprotsbike

[Korumba]

Thanks for the ride Yoshi….. Slow/Medium rides are my favorite.

The pic of the Dolphin aiding and abetting a crime has been sent to Greenpeace, and they have, from this date forward disavowed any further support, and protection of this mammal!

[pyrocam]

damnit. posts gone all screwy.

look at the lights on thw way back

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

THE RIDE UP SAT WAS AWESOME EVERYONE WAS RIDEING WELL :niceone:
A GOOD NIGHT OF ANTIC`S
NEXT MORNING SOME VERY SEEDY K B`S ON THE ROAD :puke:
WE STOPPED AT THE TWIN BRIDGE FOR A BREATHER
AND THIS IS WHERE THINGS STARTED TO GO WRONG :no:
I WENT A THE BACK FOR A CHANGE I WAS A LITTLE SLO GETTING AWAY
HEY I HAVE A BIG BIKE WILL CATCH UP :niceone:
I MAY BE OLD BUT IM NOT THAT SLO
IT TOOK ME TO NEARLY MAUNGATAPERE THATS 53K`S TO CATCH THE LAST TWO BIKE`S THEN INDYSKY`S DOWN ON THE TANK TRYING TO KEEP UP
I TOLD YOU ALL TO SLO DOWN
YOUR GOING TO FAST AND OTHER`S CANT KEEP UP
DONT BLAME THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU EITHER YOUR NOT SHEEP
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE A KINDY TEACHER AND STAY IN FRONT
YOUR ALL GROWN UP`S :no:
BUT IF THATS WHAT I HAVE TO DO OK SO OFF WE GO TO PAPAROA

IF THE GUY LEADING
ME YA KNOW THE GUY ON THE BLACK YOSHI ( FOR FUCK SAKES )
PULL`S OF THE ROAD IN A BIG HURRY THROW`S HIS HELMET ON THE GROUND
THERE COULD BE SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWARM OF WASP`S ONE STINGING MY HANSOM HEAD AND ANOTHER
DOWN MY BACK
WHEN I DID GET TO THE MAIN ROAD I FOUND INDY NOT KNOWING WHERE TO GO
AND NO OTHER FUCKER`S THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS A GROUP I ALWAY`S STOP AT MAIN RD`S
SO SHOULD YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN NO ONE GET`S LOST
SO INDY, AVO,BLKBUELL, FOLLOW ME I KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING
THEY MUST BE AT PAPAROA TURN OF THE ONE WITH THE SIGN AS BIG AS A BARN
WHAT DO YA KNOW NO FUCKER`S THERE EITHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO WITH A WASP STINGING HEAD OFF WE GO AGAIN BUT IN MY HASTE AND :angry2: TRYING TO CATCH YOU LOT UP
I MISSED A TURN OFF FOR FUCK SAKES
WE HAD TO RIDE A BOUT 20K`S OFF METAL
INDY YOU ARE A LEGEND :hug:
GOT TO PAPAROA WHAT DO YA KNOW ??????? NO FUCKER`S HERE
HAT`S OFF TO THOSE WHY DID GO TO PAPAROA TO LOOK FOR US

ALL I CAN SAY IS LUCKY I HAVE A HARD HEAD AND NO ALIGIES OR I COULD HAVE REALLY BEEN IN THE SHIT

THANK`S FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME AS I DO YOU GUY`S :finger:

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE AS FOR FOUR OF US IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER :finger:

[Scorpygirl]

Thanks for the ride Yoshi….. Slow/Medium rides are my favorite.

The pic of the Dolphin aiding and abetting a crime has been sent to Greenpeace, and they have, from this date forward disavowed any further support of and protection of this mammal!

It's not the dolphins fault, mate. He was scared for his life too and chose to look the other way!! :shutup:

SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!! :headbang:

[pyrocam]

no comment.

no actually.... who the hell did I give my camera to

[Quasievil]

Glad to hear that Kawa is coming to the party with the pipe mate!! :niceone:

Same thing happened to my 636, kwaka replaced the whole pipe, kinda had to really as it was under warranty.

[Waylander]

Dammit. Missed another good one. I hate being fucking broke.

[pyrocam]

ooooooh yeah! hotness!

[bugjuice]

Glad to hear that Kawa is coming to the party with the pipe mate!! :niceone:
they aren't yet.. but that's another story, not here..
and yeah, it swings!! really off putting in fast corners! But it's been welded so hard, it ain't goin anywhere now! Ain't pretty either..

[Magua]

Shite, I've got to start coming to these.

[erik]

...
THANK`S FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME AS I DO YOU GUY`S :finger:

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE AS FOR FOUR OF US IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER :finger:Things got a bit disorganised on the way back, I didn't realise you'd split off and taken another route, I was just following those ahead of me.
Why should the faster people slow down? Normally as long as they wait at turn-offs/intersections the slower people can catch up there and everyone can ride at their own pace.
Those wasps sound bloody bad... :crazy:

What happened to Pinkhoggirl? I don't remember seeing her on the way back.

[pyrocam]

Im halfway through the tape.
I should probably stop now

[Navy Gixer]

hey at least you others didn't have to nurse a flat tire on the way back

[pyrocam]

hgmmm
well im an hour into the footage and its lots of knee's to nuts action. I aint posting that shit. I think the skinny dip is coming up..... although Im not sure if its gonna get posted publicly....


edit:

well fuck me
juzzer. you actually are a bit onto it sometimes.

just looking at the wharf footage (pre dip into the sea)

edit 2:
mmmmmmmmmmm 24k of sweet sweet goodneass

[Rhino]

Why should the faster people slow down? Normally as long as they wait at turn-offs/intersections the slower people can catch up there and everyone can ride at their own pace.

Scorpygirl and I were TEC on the ride up on Saturday and also started as TEC today. Unfortunately, due to circumstances outside my control, I has to pass that job to Sarge at Kaikohe and head straight home. :( Thanks Sarge.

Having just spent some time on the phone with Yoshi, I'm going to add my 2c worth. Before we left Opononi this morning, it was stated that this was to be a medium paced ride. Lets face it, most of us indulged a bit (or more) last night. That means that we are not at our best to be riding at a zillion miles per hour this morning.

In answer to the question "why should the faster people slow down?" this was A GROUP RIDE, not a quick fang for any one individual on their own. The number one rule in group rides is to LOOK AFTER ALL RIDERS, NO MATTER WHAT BIKE THEY RIDE OR SPEED THEY TRAVEL.

What I find really staggering is that when Yoshi stopped quickly and virtually threw his helmet down, NOBODY THOUGHT TO STOP AND SEE IF HE WAS OK.

PS: Indy, Yoshi reckons that you are a legend for following him over all that clay without complaining.

[pyrocam]

nothing here. move along folks.



(omfg 34 downloads already)

[Cibby]

Well.

What a farken fabelous weekend... I firstly deny any involvment in amature porn..

Secondly. thanks to juzzer, who gave a girl like the best FUCKEN BIRTHDAY PRESSENT POSSIBLE! and before any gets the wrong idea, he let me ride his SP1 home all of sunday.. Beautiful mate. :not:

Thanks Yoshi.. was awesome night! Sorry to hear about ya bee sting. Thank you for my birthday cake!! what better breakfast could you ask for after a night on the booze.... :whistle:

Indesky & jose.. awesome room buddies.. :niceone:

To everyone else, it was awesome meeting everyone, I'm sorry if i acted like a loonatic on the sp1... :devil2: same as juzzer, i deny everything, photoes have been edited etc etc ;)

EDIT: A huge fucken SORRY to black yoshi for passing him and leaving him. adn a huge sorry to those that we left behind all over the place, damnpner on a great weekend!!!

[juzzer]

and before any gets the wrong idea.....

Have yr nickers dried out yet..... :whistle:

[SARGE]

By the way my arse is copyrighted so if any pics are put on the internet then I shall expect royalty payments for every pair of eyes that views the sacred posterior.


so that means i am exempt or do i pay 1/2 the fee?



EDIT : NO I'M NOT THE SARGE THAT WENT ON THE RIDE.. (maybe THIS GUY?? ) (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1179)

hadda play dad on the weekend :argh:

[InDeSkyz]

PS: Indy, Yoshi reckons that you are a legend for following him over all that clay without complaining.

Nothing to complain about there :)
I was with a few great guys, that after a while of getting to know the gravel/clay feeling, I managed to not make them wait.

Only thing I wish I had done was fix the chain at Paparoa. It got mighty rattly after that, and when I went to adjust it, my wrench wasn't big enough. doh! So a slow (read: paranoid) ride home.

A couple of non-kiwibikers joined me at Warkworth, with one of them in jeans and sneakers - NOT knowing how to stagger, so I tried breaking away from them, but the traffic was a bit heavy.

So now off to a workshop, because looking at my tools, I have nothing to fit the nut on the sidebar - wtf. Plus, why not take the day off, after being damn tired and not being home in time to wash me damn work clothes *mumble*.

Thanks everyone for the great weekend :D

[ManDownUnder]

...and I missed it....

sounds like you all had a blast - and juzzer... was it really cold in Opononi? Just like at PHG's place...

[juzzer]

...and I missed it....

sounds like you all had a blast - and juzzer... was it really cold in Opononi? Just like at PHG's place...

I beleive it was a few degrees colder brother....But i managed to keep off the Tequila.... :devil2:

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

[QUOTE=erik]
Things got a bit disorganised on the way back,YES THEY DID :whocares: I didn't realise you'd split off and taken another route,I HADNT I WAS LEADING (YOU KNOW THE BLACK BIKE )STOPPED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD :argh: I was just following those ahead of me.AH A SHEEP BLAMEING SOMEONE ELSE :stupid:
Why should the faster people slow down?SO RIDERS OF ALL LEVELS DONT NEED TO PUSH THEN SELVES TO FAR , :brick: THATS WHY I GET 30 +ON MY RIDES :Oops: Normally as long as they wait at turn-offs/intersections the slower people can catch up there FUNNY I DIDNT SEE ANYONE AT ANY INTERSECTION`S :eyepoke: and everyone can ride at their own pace.SO WERE YOU NOT HAPPY WITH THE PACE I LEAD AT THEN, :argh:
AND I THINK IF I HAVE TO RIDE MY BIKE AT A SPEED THAT IT TAKES ME 50K`S TO CATCH UP AND GET LEFT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD :whocares:
IM NOT GOING ON ANOTHER KB RIDE( OR WASTEING A LOT OF MY TIME AND EFFORT DOING ONE FOR YOU FUCKER`S)
THIS MY SEEM A LITTLE HARSH BUT A WAS LUCKY NOT TO HAVE ALIGIES IF I HAD I COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY IN THE SHIT MY PAIN FULL HEAD DIDNT STOP TILL THIS MORNING :finger:

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH :kick:
IT TAKE`S A BIT OF TIME, EFFORT,MONEY TO ORGAISE A RIDE OF THIS SIZE :whocares: ????

1 YOUR TIME ? AND A LOT OF IT THIS RIDE PROB 30+ HR`S

2 COST? TOLL CALL`S ETC (AND PROB TIME I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKIN)

3 DOES ANY ONE REMEMBER FROSTY`S VAN ??????????WEAR AND TARE??????
WHO PAID FOR THE GAS ????????? I PUT $60 IN IT AND DIDNT HERE MANY OFFERING TO PUT IN :argh:

THINK ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME YOU MOZZY ON IN AT 10.30 FOR A RIDE
THE PEOPLE PUTTIN IT ON FOR YOU :sweatdrop
IE TRACK DAY`S ETC ( FROSTY AND CO :niceone: )
DONT GET ME WRONG HERE EITHER I LOVE RIDEIN AND DOING RIDES ,NOT COMPLAINING JUST SHEDDING A LITTLE LIGHT

CHEERS FROSTY FOR YOUR VAN MATE IT WAS GREAT (GIRL`S THINK A CD PLAYER`S IN ORDER :niceone: )

PS ANY OTHER LITTLE SHITHEAD`S SEND ME A SMART ARSE MESSAGE OR ASK A SHEEPISH QUESTION THINK ABOUT IT CHANCES ARE I WILL BUMP INTO YOU :kick:

[The_Dover]

I have absolutely no recollection of amateur porn but would be honoured if I was involved..........


(provided it wasn't me and juzzer......nice guy but not my type..........)

[ManDownUnder]

Well.

What a farken fabelous weekend... I firstly deny any involvment in amature porn..


Post it - best let me be the judge of that...

[juzzer]

Post it - best let me be the judge of that...

I do recall a bit of makeup application and biker chick/biker chick lip action thru the alcholic fog.... can't remember names tho.... :whistle:

[juzzer]

(provided it wasn't me and juzzer......nice guy but not my type..........)

Just when i thought i had found a hot biker chick .... :devil2: O well just have to keep lookin and being lonely......PS yr tits aint big enought anyway :whistle:

[pinkhoggirl]

I do recall a bit of makeup application and biker chick/biker chick lip action thru the alcholic fog.... can't remember names tho.... :whistle:

hey! -goes on tour, stays on tour :msn-wink: .....shhhhhhh!!
(lost that lipstick damn it - was my favorite!!) :argh:

[ManDownUnder]

I do recall a bit of makeup application and biker chick/biker chick lip action thru the alcholic fog.... can't remember names tho.... :whistle:

and no footage...

shocking... just shocking...

[The_Dover]

so that means i am exempt or do i pay 1/2 the fee?



EDIT : NO I'M NOT THE SARGE THAT WENT ON THE RIDE.. (maybe THIS GUY?? ) (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1179)

hadda play dad on the weekend :argh:

Full price just like the rest bro........no mates rates or disability discounts here.

Funny that, I was playing "WHOSE YA DADDY" all weekend......... :drinkup:

[pinkhoggirl]

and no footage...

shocking... just shocking...

Phew! thank god for that....I have my reputation to uphold ya know... :not:

[juzzer]

and no footage...

shocking... just shocking...

Don't think all the images have appeared yet :devil2:

[pyrocam]

ok now that I have all the particpants authorisation in triplicate. here again is the midnight romp in the sea.


*** NSFW *** R18 ****** NSFW *** R18 ****** NSFW *** R18 ***
************** www.pyrocam.com/FUCK_NO.avi ***************
*** NSFW *** R18 ****** NSFW *** R18 ****** NSFW *** R18 ***


6mb. right click save as.

[juzzer]

hey! -goes on tour, stays on tour :msn-wink: .....shhhhhhh!!
(lost that lipstick damn it - was my favorite!!) :argh:

Me....i didn't mention any names..... :whistle:

[The_Dover]

I couldn't fuckin remember any names..........

[ManDownUnder]

Phew! thank god for that....I have my reputation to uphold ya know... :not:

You need something to hold you UP????

Nothing new there then :whistle:

*and a not so little boy waits*

[ManDownUnder]

6mb. right click save as.

he he he...

[pinkhoggirl]

You need something to hold you UP????

Nothing new there then :whistle:

*and a not so little boy waits*

don't get smart mista - I'm lookin out for the dirt on you (camera at the ready...!)...mind you...gotta make sure I'm not involved in any way.. :whistle: :devil2:

[juzzer]

don't get smart mista - I'm lookin out for the dirt on you (camera at the ready...!)...mind you...gotta make sure I'm not involved in any way.. :whistle: :devil2:

Guess i shouldnt get involved then :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

don't get smart mista - I'm lookin out for the dirt on you (camera at the ready...!)...mind you...gotta make sure I'm not involved in any way.. :whistle: :devil2:

You point that thing at me like I'll do a Juzzer...

[ManDownUnder]

Guess i shouldnt get involved then :devil2:

She has trouble keeping the camera still.. maybe if you grabbed her from behind...

[ManDownUnder]

She has trouble keeping the camera still.. maybe if you grabbed her from behind...

... up near the armpits - it's her upper body that needs supporting...

[juzzer]

... up near the armpits - it's her upper body that needs supporting...

Keep digging fella, it's gunna get dam funny :doctor:

[Cibby]

I have absolutely no recollection of amateur porn but would be honoured if I was involved..........


(provided it wasn't me and juzzer......nice guy but not my type..........)


There was a photo of you taking him from behind.. does that count???

Opps or should i have not mentioned that..

MDU - like PHG says.. what happened on tour stays on tour.. just because you missed out on the amature porn.. i mean... good fun.... hahaha

Your lucky you even get to see the video of Dover and Juzzer doing their nudie run.... Good effort boys.

Bit cold out thou.

Yoshi - If you wanna PM me a bank account i am more than happy to contribute towards the van.

P.s Speaking personally, i am a sheep when i ride, i do just follow people. only because i never know where the fuck we are going..

[juzzer]

Your lucky you even get to see the video of Dover and Juzzer doing their nudie run.... Good effort boys.

Bit cold out thou.



Might have been Dover, me i was in Auckland all weekend :whistle:

I have heard thru the grape vine that it was COLD tho....

[pyrocam]

Might have been Dover, me i was in Auckland all weekend :whistle:

I have heard thru the grape vine that it was COLD tho....

I heard that too. fucking good thing someone suggested perhaps _not_ jumping off the end of the pier. good on that person... but its all hearsay.

[pinkhoggirl]

... up near the armpits - it's her upper body that needs supporting...
Says who?..(I mean, yes, er..ur right, of course you are - um hmmm...behind? - no way,not me, no how) :niceone: And as far as keeping the camera still....well what can I say - I'm lookin for the action shots... :devil2:

[Cibby]

Says who?..(I mean, yes, er..ur right, of course you are - um hmmm...behind? - no way,not me, no how) :niceone: And as far as keeping the camera still....well what can I say - I'm lookin for the action shots... :devil2:

thats the problem Marsha... THERE ARE ACTION SHOTS>>

they just havent surfaced yet!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Says who?..(I mean, yes, er..ur right, of course you are - um hmmm...behind? - no way,not me, no how) :niceone: And as far as keeping the camera still....well what can I say - I'm lookin for the action shots... :devil2:

LOLOL... I'd heard that about you...

[pinkhoggirl]

thats the problem Marsha... THERE ARE ACTION SHOTS>>

they just havent surfaced yet!!!

SHHHHHHH!!!!!Dont TELL them...! Before you know it we'll be the main attraction at EVERY party... :psst:
It really too easy though.... :done:

[juzzer]

SHHHHHHH!!!!!Dont TELL them...! Before you know it we'll be the main attraction at EVERY party... :psst:
It really too easy though.... :done:

Good that means i can retire...then i get to see some action :not:

[DMNTD]

Sounds like a wicked weekend ride to the Hoki.
Bummed I missed this one but we will definately be there on the next! :niceone:
Have just moved from Opononi to Whangarei so know exactly how gorgeous the riding is over there. Has it all eh...views and that freaking forest! Dang!
:devil2: Twas my play thang... :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Good that means i can retire...then i get to see some action :not:

... and some rest by the sound of it....

[pinkhoggirl]

Good that means i can retire...then i get to see some action :not:

Retirement is not an option - you're still the headliner mate - we're just the opener's....besides who else could we trust the nudity too?? :niceone:

[juzzer]

Retirement is not an option - you're still the headliner mate - we're just the opener's....besides who else could we trust the nudity too?? :niceone:

I could forward some suggestions...easier on the eye as well :niceone:

[juzzer]

... and some rest by the sound of it....

I was sleeping all weekend in Auckland...true...but yeah this boy does need some R&R

[The_Dover]

Fuckin poof.

[juzzer]

Fuckin poof.

I'm not a hard prick like you....and i'll much older and more mature :whistle:

[The_Dover]

I'm not a hard prick like you....and i'll much older and more mature :whistle:

Are you STILL drunk bro???

[pinkhoggirl]

I'm not a hard prick like you....and i'll much older and more mature :whistle:

Hehehehe (mature - hehehe) and...."Welcome to Fantasy Island"....the juz man will be your host... :yes:

If you loose him somewhere in the underbrush....just look for a penis... :chase:

[The_Dover]

If you loose him somewhere in the underbrush....just look for a penis... :chase:

Nah, it will be hidden in a small boy somewhere............

[juzzer]

Are you STILL drunk bro???

Quite possibly....

[juzzer]

Hehehehe (mature - hehehe) and...."Welcome to Fantasy Island"....the juz man will be your host... :yes:

If you loose him somewhere in the underbrush....just look for a penis... :chase:

O behave....

[juzzer]

Nah, it will be hidden in a small boy somewhere............
Your just green with envy...

[The_Dover]

Your just green with envy...

Nah bro, that's yellow from liver failure............ :drinkup: :drinkup:

[Cibby]

SHHHHHHH!!!!!Dont TELL them...! Before you know it we'll be the main attraction at EVERY party... :psst:
It really too easy though.... :done:

your right.. it is far to easy.

but at the same time so much fun...

Now dammit.. where is that lippy.. :devil2:

PHG is right thou juzzer.. you are the nude guy..

Although Dover doesnt seem to mind... so well.. hay.. i think i'll stop talking now.

[juzzer]

your right.. it is far to easy.

but at the same time so much fun...

Now dammit.. where is that lippy.. :devil2:

PHG is right thou juzzer.. you are the nude guy..

Although Dover doesnt seem to mind... so well.. hay.. i think i'll stop talking now.

I think before you stop talking you should tell them about your new trophy...
Maybe post a pickie :whistle:

[pinkhoggirl]

I think before you stop talking you should tell them about your new trophy...
Maybe post a pickie :whistle:

Hmmmmm - interesting...someone WON something??? :not: how did I miss that? :psst:

[Cibby]

I think before you stop talking you should tell them about your new trophy...
Maybe post a pickie :whistle:

I have no idea who or what your talking about?!?!?!!? :whistle:

The only trophy is a wing mirror that somehow ended up in my bag at the end of the day.

[juzzer]

I have no idea who or what your talking about?!?!?!!? :whistle:

The only trophy is a wing mirror that somehow ended up in my bag at the end of the day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cibby]

all righty then, I may or may not have posted inapproprite names and bike shops in this message as i was mildly pissed off.

I now retract that..

Etc etc

Rach.

[Ixion]

Hmmmmm - interesting...someone WON something??? :not: how did I miss that? :psst:


Well, just so long as no-one LOST anything. or picked anythign Up :devil2:

[Phenoix]

From reading post and the guys I've talked to, this sounded like a cool ride. Really pity I mised it, would have probably brought the tequillia just to watch certain people drink it, tho the worms need to be CHEWED.
In a month I should be back on the bike again, so keen for all the coming rides :D

[Speedy]

I got a couple of text's last night from Carl from holeshot.. one of the guys on the gsxr thou...

he says that i'm not the type of person he would like to be friends wtih, and that i act like a 12 year old, aparepntly he regrets asking me out to movies and coffee, as i'm not his type of person...

What sorta wanka does this fuck think he is?? geeze..

Rant over..


lol he prob thinks ur pyrocam lol ,jks (your sweet pyro) thats pritty sad and i hope u didnt say yes anyway, karls prob just jelous u can ride a thou better then him

[Back Fire]

I got a couple of text's last night from Carl from holeshot.. one of the guys on the gsxr thou...

he says that i'm not the type of person he would like to be friends wtih, and that i act like a 12 year old, aparepntly he regrets asking me out to movies and coffee, as i'm not his type of person...

What sorta wanka does this fuck think he is?? geeze..

Rant over..

Nothing wrong with acting young... keeps you young longer

[InDeSkyz]

he says that i'm not the type of person he would like to be friends wtih

oh no he didnt
girl, you gotta forgettabouta that guy. ahem, yous gots to get you a sweet sugar daddy thats gonna give you all thems sweet shoes you want. *snap fingers*jerk head to side*


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[ManDownUnder]

I got a couple of text's last night from Carl from holeshot.. one of the guys on the gsxr thou...

he says that i'm not the type of person he would like to be friends wtih, and that i act like a 12 year old, aparepntly he regrets asking me out to movies and coffee, as i'm not his type of person...

What sorta wanka does this fuck think he is?? geeze..

Rant over..

LOL - only as young as the person you feel and all that.

(psst - Cibby... come here)

[Teflon]

[QUOTE=erik]
Things got a bit disorganised on the way back,YES THEY DID :whocares: I didn't realise you'd split off and taken another route,I HADNT I WAS LEADING (YOU KNOW THE BLACK BIKE )STOPPED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD :argh: I was just following those ahead of me.AH A SHEEP BLAMEING SOMEONE ELSE :stupid:
Why should the faster people slow down?SO RIDERS OF ALL LEVELS DONT NEED TO PUSH THEN SELVES TO FAR , :brick: THATS WHY I GET 30 +ON MY RIDES :Oops: Normally as long as they wait at turn-offs/intersections the slower people can catch up there FUNNY I DIDNT SEE ANYONE AT ANY INTERSECTION`S :eyepoke: and everyone can ride at their own pace.SO WERE YOU NOT HAPPY WITH THE PACE I LEAD AT THEN, :argh:
AND I THINK IF I HAVE TO RIDE MY BIKE AT A SPEED THAT IT TAKES ME 50K`S TO CATCH UP AND GET LEFT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD :whocares:
IM NOT GOING ON ANOTHER KB RIDE( OR WASTEING A LOT OF MY TIME AND EFFORT DOING ONE FOR YOU FUCKER`S)
THIS MY SEEM A LITTLE HARSH BUT A WAS LUCKY NOT TO HAVE ALIGIES IF I HAD I COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY IN THE SHIT MY PAIN FULL HEAD DIDNT STOP TILL THIS MORNING :finger:

:crybaby:


This shit is good entertainment.

[FROSTY]

Yoshy --Im sorry to say this mate but thanks for organising events tend to be few and far between.Re the van -mmm yea well again situation normal really

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

up setting me :crybaby:

[NotaGoth]

did you all miss the rain on the way home?

[Scorpygirl]

up setting me :crybaby:

Hi Yoshi

sent you a PM. Thanks heaps.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

did you all miss the rain on the way home?
ONLY RAINED ON THE METAL ROAD`S LMFAO :slap:

[Rhino]

Yoshy --Im sorry to say this mate but thanks for organising events tend to be few and far between.Re the van -mmm yea well again situation normal really

Hi Frosty,

Scorpygirl (my better half) has recently sent a pm to Yoshi apologising for our lack of thought regarding the fuel cost for the van. :Oops: If you pm me with either a bank account or an address to drop a cheque, we will gladly help out. :yes:

Maybe it is something that should be built in to the cost of any future overnight events? Everyone puts in $10 for the support vehicles fuel bill.

Once again, apologies to you both for our lapse. :argh:

[Cibby]

oh no he didnt
girl, you gotta forgettabouta that guy. ahem, yous gots to get you a sweet sugar daddy thats gonna give you all thems sweet shoes you want. *snap fingers*jerk head to side*


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sweet girl.. haha you know it!!! oh yea.. haha )

We gotta do lunch.. ;)

[NotaGoth]

ONLY RAINED ON THE METAL ROAD`S LMFAO :slap:

wondered cause it absolutely started pissing down just as i was getting home, poor buggers

[Cibby]

Hi Frosty,

Scorpygirl (my better half) has recently sent a pm to Yoshi apologising for our lack of thought regarding the fuel cost for the van. :Oops: If you pm me with either a bank account or an address to drop a cheque, we will gladly help out. :yes:

Maybe it is something that should be built in to the cost of any future overnight events? Everyone puts in $10 for the support vehicles fuel bill.

Once again, apologies to you both for our lapse. :argh:

yep im the same.. Frosy, Yoshi or whoever paid for petroll. Please send bank details!!!!!!

[Back Fire]

ONLY RAINED ON THE METAL ROAD`S LMFAO :slap:

damn... that was the best bit :niceone:

[Scorpygirl]

wondered cause it absolutely started pissing down just as i was getting home, poor buggers

Yes, we did get a few downpours but rode out of them - thank goodness.

Hope you are OK too? PM me if you want anytime.

[NotaGoth]

Yes, we did get a few downpours but rode out of them - thank goodness.

Hope you are OK too? PM me if you want anytime.



:sunny:

Yeah I'm okay, think i should have pulled over and slept on the side of the road for a bit though. Was toasted!!!!

Can't understand how you all hold up :S

Will definately do that :) was nice meeting you!

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

ANY OF YOU NANA`S GOIN TO PUKE OPEN DAY ON FRIDAY IF IT`S FINE I HAVE A DIRTY BROWN CHICKEN STIP FROM THE METAL I NEED TO SCUB OFF :niceone:
OR WE COULD JUST RIDE TO OPO FOREST RD AND BACK :2thumbsup

[Back Fire]

ANY OF YOU NANA`S GOIN TO PUKE OPEN DAY ON FRIDAY IF IT`S FINE I HAVE A DIRTY BROWN CHICKEN STIP FROM THE METAL I NEED TO SCUB OFF :niceone:
OR WE COULD JUST RIDE TO OPO FOREST RD AND BACK :2thumbsup

Depends how quickly I get my new gixxer6... might join you

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

THANK`S FOR THE NICE GET WELL SOON MESSAGES LMFAO :kick:
MY HANSOM HEAD DOSNT HURT ANYMORE :wari:

[The_Dover]

Hey Juzzer, these photos are taking their time to appear.

They must be photochopping them!!!

[Scorpygirl]

THANK`S FOR THE NICE GET WELL SOON MESSAGES LMFAO :kick:
MY HANSOM HEAD DOSNT HURT ANYMORE :wari:

That's good to hear that yous are on the mend. :apumpin:

Live a nother day with Jack Daniels :drinkup:

[Avignon]

THE OPONONI EXPRESS :chase:

Well HOLY FUCK! What a ride. First up a big thank to BLACK YOSHI for all your efforts mate, RESPECT!!!!, is all I can say and I hope it say's enough!

Secondly a big CAUTION because shock horror Im gonna talk about the RIDE and my impressions of the whole experience rather than the SATURDAY NIGHT antic's so bear with me! If you guys think its all about the piss-up and party which were . . . dont get me wrong semi EPIC in proportion (GSXRF5 in the bedroom, on ya dover, Yoshis GSXR being wrapped in toilet paper etc) well good on ya, but hell we could do that anywhere and for me it was and always will be the ride. Shit, take away the bikes and were just any bunch of wankers on the piss . . , abet perhaps with a few more risk takers and bullshit slingers.

I've never been up to the fabulous far north before, I've been living France (Avignon) and OZ too long for that. So I must say I really enjoyed the ride up. For a yuppie, fair weather, nanna weekend rider like me it was fantastic. State Highway 16 was bliss, as ever. Nothing like laying it over with the throttle wide open. Doing 200k down a straight and having a ZX10R come past me like im standing still (hmm that 05CBR1000RR is looking appealing, stay tuned).

I really enjoyed meeting alot of you, and vice versa I hope. I must say that I found all of the ladies, without exception, just that, although I did go to bed at 2:30 cause I'm old and soft. As ever I find the average motorcyclist, friendly sociable people regardless of what you ride . . . there is however the odd exception, but I wont go on about the 250 rider telling me how I should ride. Him with 9-12 months of experience me with 18 years? you ...utter little fuck whit!

The best moment/s of the whole tour for me where just after the awesome blast out of Dargiville, where the VMAX shat itself. What a blast. Wha hoo, 160-200k sweepers, mix and dice, cut and slice, absolutely brill. Then we hit the forest, 250 carving territory if ever I saw it, one of the first times in my life I craved my old rgv250. I was happy we left the 250's a little behind before we hit it because I would have been breakfast in there. But the highlight was the mighty Tane Mahuta. What any awesome tree! Thanks for those who watched our bikes and gear while we played all tourist like, back in 5 really 35. And for those of you who shared it with me and made it so special, THANKS, you are part of my longterm memory now, you know who you were, it was bliss in there! The ride down to Opo was heaven, even the gravel mid corner was fun.

For those of you who havent been to Opononi, its a great spot. Nestled on the west coast in the far north it is beautiful and suprisingly cheap. Our motel not only had nice rooms, but a restaurant, bar, public bar next door (cheaper piss), bottle store that was surprisingly good value, tab, a takeaway next door and the otherway a dairy/postoffice/servo. Over the road was the harbour. Nice.

As for the night time activities, all I can say is, get some food in before the takeaways, restaurant, bar food closes. Other wise you will be like me with a skinfull and with the munchies. Or you could end up like some of the people in the other posts.

Anyway, some of us observed the sage rule, said in pilot circles, eight hours from the bottle to the throttle and had a great ride home. Some were decidely seedy, not good. Things got a bit fucked up on the ride back. When you hit an intersection and cant see anyone behind you STOP and wait. I though people knew this. If we loose Black Yoshi becaue of this im pissed, the 4 best KB rides i've been on have been organised by him. Try thinking of others! I stopped at intersections twice but hit a couple of intersections where there was no one infront of me and only Black Buel behind and it was sheer guesswork. I followed the HUGE signs saying Paparoa because thats where we were supposed to be going for lunch. Communication breakdown anyone!

Anyhow the Bacon & Eggs both days were FAB. Im a yuppie fuck and eat this 3-4 weekdays every week for breaky and the food and service at the Paparoa Cafe - old bnz building are TOPS.

Anyhow Black Buek & I caught Indie & Yoshi and followed the signs, since no-one was waiting as per the norm and we even chased a few roads trying to spot people and I wasnt light on the throttle looking but to no avail. In the end we hit gravel/clay. But even that section was exciting in the end. Feet down two wheel sliding off the road on wet clay is something everyone should experience at least once, four or five times in day day does make the undies a little damp though. Not surprisingly, I felt a real sense of acheivement afterwards, ive ridden on gravel before and have been riding for 18 years all I can say is INDY YOUR A LEGEND MATE it was great when we stopped in the middle of nowhere and you said you just switched to reserve, as was the time we hit a Y intersection with no sign post. It was like our own little bit of 'The Long Way Round'.

Anyhow I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did, all things considered a great adventure. Perhaps with a little less booze and a little more sleep, the second day may have run a bit smoother.

[RiderInBlack]

dover shows frosty how to REALLY prak a sprotsbikeYer but Frosty "Parked" the bike "Prak"-ing" a bike seem to be some what different:whistle: Sounds like you all had more than a bit of fun:drinkup: Glad you enjoyed some of what Northland has to offer. Hope next time I can be there.
PS: Off Topic but:
I want to plan a "Baby Grand Challange" (1000Km within 15hrs) or "Half A Grand Challange" (500miles/800Km within 12hrs) up here (around Northland roads) for those who want to get ready for the GC next year (or are too soft for it). Will start a plan if there is some interest.

[The_Dover]

That's good to hear that yous are on the mend. :apumpin:

Live a nother day with Jack Daniels :drinkup:

Or Dak Jandals..........mmm :doobey:

[Scorpygirl]

Thanks for the awesome account Avignon.. Always wondered about the name as it was one of the first songs I learnt in French in the 3rd Form.

It was great meeting you and I hope I didn't go on too much. :crybaby:

We had to leave the group as I wasn't well... too much :drinkup:

Cool that you guys stuck together and yeah INDY was a legend I understand!!! :headbang:

Hope we can catch up again soon.

Take care

[Qkchk]

Hi Ben,

Now I know why you have this username on KB:blip:


The Dover (shouting to everyone): *after 5 mins stumbling nude over and over his clothes getting more sand into them while searching for something to wear shouting* "Yayy!!! I found my pants"

Yoshi (to a young drunk fella): Mate you're looking bloody Anemic -pause- hey that's a bloody big word and a complete sentence.:woohoo:

Juzzer(every 5 mins): Fucken Oath Mate!! Fuck it's cold!! - *shiver-shudder*

:2thumbsup

Shit mate, I think you must of been the ONLY ONE there who wasn't drinking. This boy is the eyes and ears of KB............

[Scorpygirl]

Shit mate, I think you must of been the ONLY ONE there who wasn't drinking. This boy is the eyes and ears of KB............

Yeah will don't look at Rhino for this.. Rhinos have acute hearing but their eyes are f...ed. :whistle:

[Rhino]

Yeah will don't look at Rhino for this.. Rhinos have acute hearing but their eyes are f...ed. :whistle:

Somebody is in deep doo doo :devil2:

[Qkchk]

First things first...........

Thankyou Yohsi for organising this brilliant ride (and show.....) I know it can be a bit freakin annoying when people take you for granted, aye. Thanks again for the idea and the 'herding of the sheep'.

Some of my photos as attached:

1. Yoshi's mate (Brendon? on a Green ZX-10R - YAY, TRUCKERS RULE!!!) from the 'Waikato' :dodge: samples some of Marsha's (Pinkhoggirl) Lipgloss.

2. SP also in her trap, couldn't let the "black t-shirt guy who should wear a green shirt like his bike" get all the attention.

More to follow...........

[Phenoix]

Now that photos worth keeping the John :dodge:

[Qkchk]

Maybe it is something that should be built in to the cost of any future overnight events? Everyone puts in $10 for the support vehicles fuel bill.

Not a bad idea at all, I second that!

[Qkchk]

For those who did not attend the ride or were pussy-whipped into bed early.......

Midnight frantics...... before the famous baptisim...........

And to think I HAVE vids with sound too......

Disclaimer: Qkchk accepts no responsibility for the covering of one's black Gsxr1000, she has too many alibies...

[The_Dover]

Ooops drunk again. Message deleted.

[justsomeguy]

Shit mate, I think you must of been the ONLY ONE there who wasn't drinking. This boy is the eyes and ears of KB............

Yup I was the only sober one there, was quite amusing looking at everyone getting more sloshed...... :lol:

As for being the eyes and ears..... what happens out there stays out there.

Yoshi - sorry mate - never realised you could be behind me in the group - I thought I was tail end charlie.......

Do please organise some more rides mate. HUGE thanks for all your efforts.

ESPECALLY YOU KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR ALL OF US and being the most sober drunk I've ever seen :not:

Hope you gonna turn up on the Thursday night ride this week. I owe you a JD and diet coke.

JSG.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

THANK`S FOR YA PM`S :niceone: YA FUCKER`S

A COUPLE OF THING`S <_< AVO THANKS YA TALKING MY TALK ITS ABOUT THE RIDE AND THE GROUP AS A RIDE THATS WHY I DO THEM :drinkup:
LIKE THE BRASS MONKEY STAYED THE NIGHT THERE :whocares: BUT THE RIDE WITH MY MATES WAS THE BEST PART
CHEERS AVO YOUR A GOOD BLOKE TO RIDE WITH

JUSTSOMEGUY :niceone: SOME PEOPLE DIDNT LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU COMEING ON THIS RIDE THAT BAFFLES ME :weird:AS YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME ANYTIME YOU WERE WELL BEHAVED I HAD NO COMPLAINTS OR A REASON TO SAY ANYTHING :2thumbsup NEXT TIME YOU GO BACK THROUGH THE WINDYS TAKE :crybaby: BUT YOU MADE ME LAUGH YA KEPT SAYING I CANT BELEIVE YOUR NOT PISSED :scratch: I HAD 40 MATES TO LOOK AFTER :niceone: AND THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO WANTED TO GET ME THAT WAY (BRING IT ON YA NANAS)CHEERS MATE

I WILL DO MANY MORE RIDES IM SURE AND FROM THE PM`S IM GETTIN ETC AND YOU GUYS SORTING FROSTY OUT IS GOOD (HE DIDNT EVEN COME ON THE RIDE AND LOANED US HIS VAN)
HAVE WE ALL LEARNT SOMETHING HERE OR JUST SOBERED UP A LITTLE

ANY RIDES I DO FROM NOW ON FOR KB ITS $ 5 EACH BIKE THAT WILL GO TO RUNNING THIS SITE (DAY RIDES ETC NO A HOON TO THE PUB OK)WE AVG 30+BIKES THATS $150 GOES BACK INTO THIS SITE WHICH BRING`S US ALL TOGETHER
AND IF THERES A SUPPORT VEHICLE WE COVER FUEL EVERY ONE CHIPS IN $4 EACH WOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS RIDE A SMALL PRICE TO PAY AND IT GOES BACK WITH GAS IN IT
CHEERS YA FUCKERS

[ManDownUnder]

First things first...........

Thankyou Yohsi for organising this brilliant ride (and show.....) I know it can be a bit freakin annoying when people take you for granted, aye. Thanks again for the idea and the 'herding of the sheep'.

Some of my photos as attached:

1. Yoshi's mate (Brendon? on a Green ZX-10R - YAY, TRUCKERS RULE!!!) from the 'Waikato' :dodge: samples some of Marsha's (Pinkhoggirl) Lipgloss.

2. SP also in her trap, couldn't let the "black t-shirt guy who should wear a green shirt like his bike" get all the attention.

More to follow...........

I knew PHG got a bit lippy... I didn't realise she gave samples!

[Cibby]

I knew PHG got a bit lippy... I didn't realise she gave samples!


yeah..multiple high quality samples as well.

[ManDownUnder]

yeah..multiple high quality samples as well.

Applied from the applicator or do they have that "personal touch" I've heard about?

Damned nursing types - you gotta watch them... (and take photos...)

[Cibby]

Applied from the applicator or do they have that "personal touch" I've heard about?

Damned nursing types - you gotta watch them... (and take photos...)


haha.. dunno. depends on how pretty you are i guess ???

And i'm sure they wwas photoes... suprised they havent popped up yet. :)

[pinkhoggirl]

Applied from the applicator or do they have that "personal touch" I've heard about?

Damned nursing types - you gotta watch them... (and take photos...)



Definitely personal mate - I aim for the quality touch! Just ask Cibby...bet you're sorry ya missed it eh? :bleh:
And just so ya know - I only do one stupid stunt per party (although I do try and keep them interesting...!) :banana:

[ManDownUnder]

Definitely personal mate - I aim for the quality touch! Just ask Cibby...bet you're sorry ya missed it eh? :bleh:
And just so ya know - I only do one stupid stunt per party (although I do try and keep them interesting...!) :banana:

A cunning stunt eh? Reminds me of a joke *ahem*

Good on ya. I'm always glad for one more madwoman around... and this time she's taken another mad woman down with her (sorry Cibby - that's you hun)- so who am I to complain?
MDU

[ManDownUnder]

haha.. dunno. depends on how pretty you are i guess ???

And i'm sure they wwas photoes... suprised they havent popped up yet. :)

And I'm sure those photos might not be the only things popping up LOL...

[Cibby]

A cunning stunt eh? Reminds me of a joke *ahem*

Good on ya. I'm always glad for one more madwoman around... and this time she's taken another mad woman down with her (sorry Cibby - that's you hun)- so who am I to complain?
MDU

haha.. madwomen?? na.. just hightly talented aye PHG??

down where/? is the next question huh??

[ManDownUnder]

down where/? is the next question huh??

I can best point it out if you touch your toes...

[Phenoix]

$5 for the big full day rides sounds good where there a big organsied turn out of 30+
Aslong as it didnt happen to oftern, petrol prices are a B*t*c* at the mo.
But happy to help out tho.
I didnt go on the ride, but congrads to you anyways Youshi, you know how to organise a good ride

[juzzer]

I can best point it out if you touch your toes...

Keep that spade goin fella :niceone:

[juzzer]

PS: i have my worker bee's digging up the impressive pics / vids to venture outta the wood work to be posted in all their girl on girl action glory :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

PS: i have my worker bee's digging up the impressive pics / vids to venture outta the wood work to be posted in all their girl on girl action glory :devil2:

Big bling pending for that arrival... LOL!

[pinkhoggirl]

I can best point it out if you touch your toes...

Stop - you're making me blush (Tui)... :innocent: You're turns coming MDU - I can tell... :sweatdrop (Be afraid!)

[ManDownUnder]

Stop - you're making me blush (Tui)... :innocent: You're turns coming MDU - I can tell... :sweatdrop (Be afraid!)

LOL... bring it on...

[Motoracer]

now since I dont remember it all Im going to assume I pissed a few (to say the least) people off so Im apologising here and now. Sorry :crybaby: .

Appology not accepted.

[Cibby]

Big bling pending for that arrival... LOL!

common.. do me and PHG get bling to?? we are.. after all the staring ladies.. ;)

:whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

common.. do me and PHG get bling to?? we are.. after all the staring ladies.. ;)

:whistle:

Sit on my lap - we'll see what comes up...

[pinkhoggirl]

Sit on my lap - we'll see what comes up...

Tsk, tsk....is that where the "slow poke" comes in? :blip:

[The_Dover]

Hang on, where the fuck is my bling?

[juzzer]

Hang on, where the fuck is my bling?

Good bloody question bro....

[pinkhoggirl]

Hang on, where the fuck is my bling?

Well I personally did not see any boy on boy action... :Oi: Not that I particularly want to, mind you... :buggerd:
ICK.
Bling for me please! :done:

[The_Dover]

You haven't seen the unedited video have you............it was someone who looks a lot like me ok. I was otherwise occupied at the time, I deny it all, you're only gay if you receive.

That's the Prison rules...........

[juzzer]

You haven't seen the unedited video have you............it was someone who looks a lot like me ok. I was otherwise occupied at the time, I deny it all, you're only gay if you receive.

That's the Prison rules...........

And i stated that i dont swollow....or something along thos lines... :banana:

[pyrocam]

And i stated that i dont swollow....or something along thos lines... :banana:
started again Juzzer?

dont worry I will be to very shortly.

[juzzer]

started again Juzzer?

dont worry I will be to very shortly.

Yeah work is a bit dull.....

[pyrocam]

Yeah work is a bit dull.....
thats all you have to drink about. wish I was so lucky.


I think im gonna have to get a breathalyser on my computer tonight. or maybe get someone to take it away. might get messy.


im off to find those 'gloves' you wanted me to look for on my digital 'bag' now juzzer. lets see what else we can find.

[juzzer]

thats all you have to drink about. wish I was so lucky.


I think im gonna have to get a breathalyser on my computer tonight. or maybe get someone to take it away. might get messy.


im off to find those 'gloves' you wanted me to look for on my digital 'bag' now juzzer. lets see what else we can find.

Good man...

[Korumba]

Makes you think!!!!!

[juzzer]

Makes you think!!!!!

What a fuckwit...might have to done the leathers and find the prick..i might be a Dolphin Fiddler, but thats not on.....

[Rhino]

What a fuckwit...might have to done the leathers and find the prick..i might be a Dolphin Fiddler, but thats not on.....

This was a hoax on Trademe about a week or so ago. Created quite an uproar. The SPCA and DOC commented on it at the time.

Trademe pulled the auction and they guy eventually admitted it was a hoax. :bash:

[pyrocam]

Good man...
oh whoopsee I did the whole drinking my sorrows thing last night so didnt get any pics. but someone came around and we checked out the video and I think theres at least 1 goodun in there. look out cibby

[ManDownUnder]

Tsk, tsk....is that where the "slow poke" comes in? :blip:

Maybe... I'm not a fast rider if that's what you're asking...

[Qkchk]

A wee movie about 2 of the 3 guys droppin their trous and headin for the waves :niceone:

Not a huge visual but the audio is worth the download... I brought up the brightness and contrast, hopefully this has helped..

[juzzer]

A wee movie about 2 of the 3 guys droppin their trous and headin for the waves :niceone:

Not a huge visual but the audio is worth the download... I brought up the brightness and contrast, hopefully this has helped..

Thanks Mum, lucky there is no real evidence that i had anything remotely to do with this ;)

[Qkchk]

Thanks Mum, lucky there is no real evidence that i had anything remotely to do with this ;)
No, I deleted the incriminating evidence for ya ;)

[juzzer]

No, I deleted the incriminating evidence for ya ;)

Your the best Mum in the world :)