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Bikkie
7th December 2019, 04:26
At this time of
the year it's
difficult to know
what to say
without offending
someone.So I've
checked with my
legal adviser and
on his advice I
wish to say the
following to all
friends and
colleagues.
Please accept
with no
obligation,
implied or
implicit,my best
wishes for an
environmentally
conscious,socially
responsible,low
stress,
non-addictive,
gender neutral
celebration of the
Christmas
holidays,practised
with the most
enjoyable
traditions of
religious
persuasion or
secular practices
of your choice
with respect for
the religious/secular
persuasions
and/or traditions
of others,or their
choice not to
practise religious
or secular
traditions at all.
I also wish you a
fiscally successful,
personally
fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated
recognition of the
onset of the
genarally
accepted calendar
year 2020,but
not without due
respect for the
calendars of
choice of other
cultures whose
contributions to
society have
helped make our
country great
( not to imply that
New Zealand is
necessarily
greater than any
other country )
and without
regard to the
race,creed,
colour,age
physical ability,
religious faith or
sexual preference
of the wishee.

Viking01
7th December 2019, 06:58
Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.

johcar
7th December 2019, 19:08
Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.And take a few carriage returns out, for readability...

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jellywrestler
9th December 2019, 04:38
Thanks for your very comprehensive Christmas wish, but you may wish to change the year to 2020.

the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him.

Bikkie
9th December 2019, 08:09
Sorry I got the headline wrong. It was Originally Posted by Jellywrestler

the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him. :)

Viking01
9th December 2019, 09:15
Sorry I got the headline wrong. It was Originally Posted by Jellywrestler

the only part of a computer he can operate is control c and control v, that's simply too hard for him. :)

Morning.
Fully understand. No offence taken. Here on the longship, we've only recently changed our stone tablets over from portrait to landscape.
Cheers,
Viking

Bikkie
10th December 2019, 06:48
Nice one bro :)

u4ea
11th December 2019, 21:28
And many of the same wishes to you:wings: