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SARGE
18th October 2005, 01:25
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
stupidity.

2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live
with.

4. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three
friends....if they're ok, you're it.

6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check or bullshit

7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

13. You can't fall off the floor.

14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.

15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.

16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
you left them to where you can't find them.

17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed.

Back Fire
18th October 2005, 12:29
13. You can't fall off the floor.


..... but my sister can

SARGE
18th October 2005, 12:37
..... but my sister can


she spend alot of time on the floor then? :whistle:

MSTRS
18th October 2005, 12:39
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on....

_Gina_
18th October 2005, 12:41
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.

Got to love that one.....hehe

Back Fire
18th October 2005, 14:30
she spend alot of time on the floor then? :whistle:

Not sure about that but I know shes the only person in the world that cant balance a quad bike on a level surface....