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WRT
18th October 2005, 10:39
Dear Fishing Problem Page,

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,
A fisherman

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.





















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The Stranger
18th October 2005, 10:51
Sell the wife.

DMNTD
18th October 2005, 10:57
LMFTO! Ya gotta have the right tackle 'n bait combo to be catching gooduns :whistle:

ManDownUnder
18th October 2005, 11:13
LMFTO! Ya gotta have the right tackle 'n bait combo to be catching gooduns :whistle:

that's a nice pair!

MSTRS
18th October 2005, 11:22
His story strikes me as being a bit fishy.....

ManDownUnder
18th October 2005, 11:28
His story strikes me as being a bit fishy.....

I bet it has a happy end... ing...

bugjuice
18th October 2005, 11:41
make de wife walk da plank.. arrrrrr.. den root ye first mate.. arrrrr....!!

DMNTD
18th October 2005, 11:51
ya know who ya mates are when... :whistle:

Wolf
18th October 2005, 12:16
What fucking fish?

bugjuice
18th October 2005, 12:19
What fucking fish?
is that a photo of Fish then? May be we should all go fishing then, and meet Fish...

ManDownUnder
18th October 2005, 12:26
make de wife walk da plank.. arrrrrr.. den root ye first mate.. arrrrr....!!

... and the worst part is I actually heard buggie puttin' on the bloody pirate voice while he said it.

:niceone:

Colapop
18th October 2005, 12:43
I've got my rod ready.....

MSTRS
18th October 2005, 12:44
I've got my rod ready.....
Reely.....?

DMNTD
18th October 2005, 12:48
Bugger...best not get caught!