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ust2b
28th January 2020, 16:55
Colour me paranoid, but I have been noticing strange goings on.

On any thread I am viewing I see the number of members viewing and number of guests and the bottom of the thread.

I get the guest thing must be non logged in people (cos I ust2 do that) but...

3 members viewing and only one members name? Now is this normal, or do you have to be part of some secret society, buried deep in the heart of this place, so you can hide and ninja comment?

If so, how do I join?

Thxbye!
caspernz
28th January 2020, 17:46
It's actually the secret Jedi society :wacko:

Once you've built up enough points, the Jedi Master will be in touch :headbang:
ust2b
28th January 2020, 17:55
I am well fucked if it is Jedi...
FJRider
28th January 2020, 18:23
Colour me paranoid

What colour paronoid do you prefer ... ??? We cater for ALL colours on this site ...



On any thread I am viewing I see the number of members viewing and number of guests and the bottom of the thread.

I get the guest thing must be non logged in people (cos I ust2 do that) but...

3 members viewing and only one members name? Now is this normal, or do you have to be part of some secret society, buried deep in the heart of this place, so you can hide and ninja comment?

If so, how do I join?



You go "Invisible" ... it IS a thing ... I jest you not. It's there in site rules and controlled in YOUR profile Settings (I think) Although you may not be able to do this as a junior member. "Junior Members" such as yourself ... have not reached a high enough post count to achieve "FULL member" status. Full members can see who awarded (or deducted) reputation points to/from you as well.

In short ... YOUR post count IS important on KB.
FJRider
28th January 2020, 18:28
I am well fucked if it is Jedi...

I thought you'd have gotten used to that by now ... :shifty:
Bonez
28th January 2020, 18:34
What colour paronoid do you prefer ... ??? We cater for ALL colours on this site ...




You go "Invisible" ... it IS a thing ... I jest you not. It's there in site rules and controlled in YOUR profile Settings (I think) Although you may not be able to do this as a junior member. "Junior Members" such as yourself ... have not reached a high enough post count to achieve "FULL member" status. Full members can see who awarded (or deducted) reputation points to/from you as well.

In short ... YOUR post count IS important on KB.It's gotten to be quite handy too......
Madness
28th January 2020, 18:35
Ssssshhhh! It’s the GCSB. You probably have a van parked near your address that’s not normally there. That’s where FJ will be posting from. Hi Trev!
FJRider
28th January 2020, 18:43
Ssssshhhh! It’s the GCSB. You probably have a van parked near your address that’s not normally there. That’s where FJ will be posting from. Hi Trev!

You can see me .... DAM ... :eek5:
Bonez
28th January 2020, 18:52
So who is in the white van with blacked out windows outside my place, It's gotten real strange around hee lately.
ust2b
28th January 2020, 18:56
So who is in the white van with blacked out windows outside my place, It's gotten real strange around hee lately.

No stress old timer, it is simply white van man, waiting to take you out. He will stay there until he has GOTTEN sick of waiting for you...
FJRider
28th January 2020, 18:57
So who is in the white van with blacked out windows outside my place, It's gotten real strange around hee lately.

Go knock on the side door. If there is no response ... let the tires down.

What's the worst that can happen ... :shifty:
ust2b
28th January 2020, 19:00
Bunch of fucking comedians the lot of you! Enjoy yourselves until I find a way to crack your secret code...:soon:
FJRider
28th January 2020, 19:03
Bunch of fucking comedians the lot of you! Enjoy yourselves until I find a way to crack your secret code...:soon:

Easiest way to do THAT ... clock up your POST COUNT.

It's the KB way ... and you'll learn the (secret) KB wave ... :shutup:
FJRider
28th January 2020, 19:07
Bunch of fucking comedians the lot of you! Enjoy yourselves until I find a way to crack your secret code...:soon:

Get a post count of 325 and ALL will be revealed ... :yes:
Bonez
28th January 2020, 19:15
Bunch of fucking comedians the lot of you! Enjoy yourselves until I find a way to crack your secret code...:soon:Oh look he's gotten all crybaby...
ust2b
28th January 2020, 19:35
Full members can see who awarded (or deducted) reputation points to/from you as well.

I can already see who reps me, how cool is that!? Oh, and rainbow would suit me best :D :buggerd:
Bonez
28th January 2020, 19:43
I can already see who reps me, how cool is that!? Oh, and rainbow would suit me best :D :buggerd:Do you identify as a Panda or Goldfish? Or haven't gotten around to deciding on that?
ust2b
28th January 2020, 19:52
Do you identify as a Panda or Goldfish? Or haven't gotten around to deciding on that?

EEEWWWWWW! Defo not into animals! You sick puppy! :sick:

WTF has gotten into your mind????
Bonez
28th January 2020, 21:20
EEEWWWWWW! Defo not into animals! You sick puppy! :sick:

WTF has gotten into your mind????You obviously still haven't gotten it yet have you?
TheDemonLord
5th February 2020, 08:15
It's called Stealth mode.

It activates on a 4 up roll.

Beware of rolling a 1 though - as this is a critical failure, and you are banished to the Sin Bin.