Arborist?

[mashman]

Any Arborists in the Param area looking for some cash?

I have pear tree that needs dropped, and a couple of tree limbs that need removing. No need to "process" what falls, that's my job.

Chur

[F5 Dave]

So you want to cut out the taxman? Socialism suits you when you want it to?

[mashman]

So you want to cut out the taxman? Socialism suits you when you want it to?

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa... A little extra cash, without a chunk going to someone's employer too...

I'm adhering to the principle of win win :). I thought cutting out the taxman was more a Capitalism thing? Must just be a financial thing eh lol.

[MaxPenguin]

ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa... A little extra cash, without a chunk going to someone's employer too...

I'm adhering to the principle of win win :). I thought cutting out the taxman was more a Capitalism thing? Must just be a financial thing eh lol.

What is wrong with employers getting money?

[mashman]

What is wrong with employers getting money?

Other than the existence of money being the reason that we're destroying the planet (we sell bits of planet for money, you can do the maths), tonight Max, and because you remind me of Happy Feet, I Am going to have to go with......

That wasn't something that crossed my mind until I added to Dave's "you're robbing the tax man man.". Neither was the robbing the taxman man thing.

I would have hired the employer if the job was bigger. Someone might fancy some tokens for a simple job professionally done. Ta daaaaaaaaaa :wari:

[ellipsis]

Other than the existence of money being the reason that we're destroying the planet (we sell bits of planet for money, you can do the maths), tonight Max, and because you remind me of Happy Feet, I Am going to have to go with......

That wasn't something that crossed my mind until I added to Dave's "you're robbing the tax man man.". Neither was the robbing the taxman man thing.

I would have hired the employer if the job was bigger. Someone might fancy some tokens for a simple job professionally done. Ta daaaaaaaaaa :wari:

...and one should never dispel the fact that we have been at loggerheads with the robber baron for eons...bullied into a sad system for eons and being bashed for eons...what's wrong with a couple of bucks and a smile of self satisfaction,Maxpinguin?...

[mashman]

...and one should never dispel the fact that we have been at loggerheads with the robber baron for eons...bullied into a sad system for eons and being bashed for eons...what's wrong with a couple of bucks and a smile of self satisfaction,Maxpinguin?...

Indeederoony... once upon a time the honour of being asked was enough.

[MaxPenguin]

...and one should never dispel the fact that we have been at loggerheads with the robber baron for eons...bullied into a sad system for eons and being bashed for eons...what's wrong with a couple of bucks and a smile of self satisfaction,Maxpinguin?...

Nothing, I was just asking a question.

[ellipsis]

...we should always question...and not necessarily accept the answer, if it's wrong...

[TheDemonLord]

A little extra cash, without a chunk going to someone's employer too...

One rule for Thee but another for Me.

Gotta love a person that stands on their principles.

[husaberg]

Any Arborists in the Param area looking for some cash?

I have pear tree that needs dropped, and a couple of tree limbs that need removing. No need to "process" what falls, that's my job.

Chur

You don't need an arborist Norman, you need a chainsaw and a set of testes.

[sidecar bob]

Get him to do it on the labour exchange basis thing your so hot on.
He could cut down the tree & you could do the thing you're so good at in return for him.
Surely he needs something posted on an internet forum.

[Bonez]

You don't need an arborist Norman, you need a chainsaw and a set of testes.Wht he said. I picked up a 16" one for $145 from Bunnings and done quite a bit of tree dropping. Far better than the dads old steam driven McCulloch. They have chaps and other protective gear as well.

[sidecar bob]

Wht he said. I picked up a 16" one for $145 from Bunnings and done quite a bit of tree dropping. Far better than the dads old steam driven McCulloch. They have chaps and other protective gear as well.

What about the testes?:msn-wink:

[Bonez]

What about the testes?:msn-wink:Optional. My neice can use it so any cunt should be able to.

[MaxPenguin]

Get him to do it on the labour exchange basis thing your so hot on.
He could cut down the tree & you could do the thing you're so good at in return for him.
Surely he needs something posted on an internet forum that you have to read 3 to 5 times to either understand it or
give up after realising that life is too short .

A slight amendment.....

[mashman]

Get him to do it on the labour exchange basis thing your so hot on.
He could cut down the tree & you could do the thing you're so good at in return for him.
Surely he needs something posted on an internet forum.

Already doing similar with others.

I could sweeten the deal I suppose, heh... one of the trees is a decent sized pear tree in full fruit, so as well as $, you can take as many pears as you like. Maybe you could pay for someone to come and do it for me, charge me $100, you could pay him $50 and take $50 for yourself ;).


Wht he said. I picked up a 16" one for $145 from Bunnings and done quite a bit of tree dropping. Far better than the dads old steam driven McCulloch. They have chaps and other protective gear as well.

You quoted Berk and I read him. Never again. Berk and Lard are on ignore for exceptionally sound reasons and your quoting of him............. well, I Am almost ashamed of myself for reading it.

I've already dropped about as many as I want to at the moment (all ready for processing at the fence with stumps needing attention also), and I ain't 100% physically fit at the moment coz I'm getting over something "fluey" thing that has run rampant through the house over the last 2 weeks. As such, the last few bits being dropped would be useful so I can have a chat to the neighbour to see if they'll exchange electricity for mulch (theres no lecky on site for the lecky chainsaw)... and a blah blah blah. As such, I have 2 chainsaws and all the bits required to process the shit out of the stuff when I'm feeling up to wielding the beat again.

It's nice that everyone wants to tell me how to do things. Thanks guys.

[mashman]

A slight amendment.....

You do remind be of bogan.

[sidecar bob]

Already doing similar with others.

I could sweeten the deal I suppose, heh... one of the trees is a decent sized pear tree in full fruit, so as well as $, you can take as many pears as you like. Maybe you could pay for someone to come and do it for me, charge me $100, you could pay him $50 and take $50 for yourself ;).
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I reckon I could achieve that without ever seeing the tree:bleh:

[husaberg]

You quoted Berk and I read him. Never again. Berk and girly haired fatty lard are on ignore for exceptionally sound reasons and your quoting of him............. well, I Am almost ashamed of myself for reading it.

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Norman Norman Norman, You have me on ignore, as you dont like me pointing out that despite your protestions that your politics, are popular with the masses, when you stood for Parliament and for mayor and actually got, significantly less votes than Hilters dog blondi, received in the first East German election after WW2.
I assume you will solve the Pear tree issue in committee and vote to replace it with Hemp.

[mashman]

I reckon I could achieve that without ever seeing the tree:bleh:

Only if it's you that's setting the price :Punk:

[Bonez]

It's nice that everyone wants to tell me how to do things. Thanks guys.It's the KB way. Sorry for quoting Burk. It was the only sensible post he has made in the last three months..... Hope you and family get well soon. My bro and sis over in Hastings have flue like issues as vwell at the moment. Docs just say it's a virus and nothing they can do apart from let it take it's course.......

Anyway off for a nice wee ride out in the country side to see an old riding buddy who is a 4.5' midget, so is his wife.....

[MaxPenguin]

You do remind be of bogan.

Thanks, I think. Fyi, from what I have read of your politics, I am not in total disagreeance of them, just struggle with comprehension. Are you translating Greek into Spanish written in English?:laugh:

[jellywrestler]

Optional. My neice can use it so any cunt should be able to.

you're from feilding, most of the female species around there possess a set of testes....

[mashman]

It's the KB way. Sorry for quoting Burk. It was the only sensible post he has made in the last three months..... Hope you and family get well soon. My bro and sis over in Hastings have flue like issues as vwell at the moment. Docs just say it's a virus and nothing they can do apart from let it take it's course.......

Anyway off for a nice wee ride out in the country side to see an old riding buddy who is a 4.5' midget, so is his wife.....

No apology necessary ;), I should have known better lol. Have a stunning day sir and wellness to the snotnosed.


Thanks, I think. Fyi, from what I have read of your politics, I am not in total disagreeance of them, just struggle with comprehension. Are you translating Greek into Spanish written in English?:laugh:

I wouldn't overly call it a compliment :shifty:... He struggled with the comprehension too. Reality is not something people handle very well. Denial is easier. Denial and ad hominems bring out the troll in me (and that was fun with bogan).

Look, I have no politics. I see it very simply. We have a resource usage problem that requires us to stop producing resources in such large quantities. This will affect the financial system to the point were it simply cannot and will not function. How we handle that is kind of important, and so far the solutions seems to be more money and more jobs. Just how fucking stupid of a direction that is cannot truly be stated given that that requires more resource use, not less.

From there it's a simple case of Virtualising Production i.e. send "govt employees" (broad generalisation as it include private contractors) home on full pay whose jobs serve no life purpose. You will have begun to address climate/pollution issues. You will have freed up space to house the homeless. People will now be living in the village they used to leave for 8/10 hours a day before coming home to try to eek some form of enjoyment out of what's left of the rest of the day, and so on.

The general premise behind this being that every will be paid what they were going to be paid, because what we're doing is about the people and not the economy (not the financial economy anyway). As such, where a private entity finds itself being paid by the govt for the next 10 years, but has no work to do, so that business will pays its bills as it has projected itself to do in its financials. As such, the rent gets paid for an empty office, because we don't want the renter of the office to suddenly lose money that they use to invest elsewhere etc...

Nothing political about that, just what's required to be done, and a way to start solving the economic calculation problem, whilst addressing earth overshoot and avoiding economic collapse, in a cost neutral way. No one loses.

Bogan mistook his lack of comprehension as my communication failure. From there his ego took over and I brought out the troll to laugh at his stupidity.

Fun fun days without question, but inherently pointless... It's always revealing to meet people through their projection of you.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Optional. My neice can use it so any cunt should be able to.

I am a girly-man and have got a little Stihl electric chainsaw. The battery is the same as for all my other Stihl powertools and I am continually amazed by how easy it is, and how hassle free it is. (and what it will cut through). I've got a dead lancewood which is nearly 5m high and the trunk is 300 or so mm. I have to tidy it up but the little chainsaw will definitely drop it.

[Bonez]

you're from feilding, most of the female species around there possess a set of testes....Now we know why you visit Manfield so often. The only non issue is I'm not from Feilding or anywhere close to it. Never ever lived in Feilding. Feilding now has a Harley Ferguson dealership which is another reason to stay well away from the place. Might catch something. Did a pricing there on new tyres a month ago and their price was 1/4 more the cost of the last highest quote I got elsewere.

[F5 Dave]

Norman Norman Norman, You have me on ignore, as you dont like me pointing out that despite your protestions, that your politics are popular with the masses, when your stood for Parliament and for mayor and actually got, significantly less votes than Hilters dog blondi received in the first East German election after WW2.
I assume you will solve the Pear tree issue in committee and vote to replace it with Hemp.

Sorry, if I quote this can he read it?

[F5 Dave]

I reckon I could achieve that without ever seeing the tree:bleh:

Haha fukin ha. I thought I was taking the piss. Maybe we have bonded. :lol:

[mashman]

Sorry, if I quote this can he read it?

Well someone was gonna do it, have a gold star :shifty:... I can read it, but I won't. Will power is funny that way... the ignore function being a bonus.

[husaberg]

Three votes for Norman, two weak testes and an ostrich with a pear tree...............

[mashman]

So no tree fellas then. Fair enough...

[ellipsis]

...tree fellas


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[mashman]

...tree fellas https://youtu.be/3-dxpinUORo

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