COVID-19 humour

[Naki Rat]

Found this little gem. Very clever and humourous way to get the message across.


https://youtu.be/deYEoY6D-uI
Buggar. Another version blocked. If you want to enjoy this video just search YouTube for "Coronavirus Rhapsody" as it seems the copyright people are playing 'wack-a-mole' with new posts.

[george formby]

Luckily I heard that this morning, clever. And a bit eek.

Posted by a Kiwi on ADV. Gave me a good chuckle.

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[mashman]

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[mashman]

On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.

[Bonez]

On the plus side. On April 5th, the clocks go back an hour so we're all going to get an extra hour at home.Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway.:Oi: Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.:brick:

[sidecar bob]

Thank fuck we got ride of two deceitful bitches, a brain dead 14yo and her 34yo psycho mother two weeks before this whole thing got underway.:Oi: Living with them would have been a total nightmare for the rest of the household.:brick:

I'm very fortunate to be locked In with just my cheerful & chatty wife, who delights in cooking delicious meals, and doing other fun stuff.

[98tls]

https://i.imgur.com/A6YcLuHh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sNJVS8Dh.jpg

[mashman]

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[Naki Rat]

https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g

[Naki Rat]

Another take on the isolation theme


https://youtu.be/e0-2XxgHIXk

[mashman]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[dangerous]

https://www.facebook.com/BayRockFilms/videos/936155906787770/?t=9&v=936155906787770


or hows this boys..https://www.facebook.com/restaurante.casamiguel.1/videos/2081927585286434/?t=0

[Grumph]

Can't see what some have posted so i hope it's not a repost.

[JATZ]

https://i.imgur.com/ua3lzMg.jpg

[george formby]

Life saver..


https://youtu.be/mWgfbvNhY7M

[Naki Rat]

https://i.redd.it/k91z3t1yt3q41.jpg

[Naki Rat]

https://youtu.be/ZkffnHnaPAU

[sidecar bob]

I thought this was the most appropriate thread for this.
So far four people in NZ have died of this terrible plague that has required all but the most essential services to be shut down & will cause the ruin of many small & large business, & threatens the freedom & sanity of many individuals.
We know that at least one of those people was In their '90's & another was 70 something, with other serious health problems.
We also know that over 1000 people have fully recovered from this terrible virus, which means that it has a less than .04% mortality rate, & a lot better than that in healthy people. That rate would be unlikely to change, regardless of lockdown, as its based on people already infected.
We also know that four people out of a population of four million plus, means that across all age & health demographics, you currently have less than a one in a million chance of dying from it.
This year in NZ around 35,000 people will die from all causes combined.
Food for thought?

[nerrrd]

I thought this was the most appropriate thread for this...

I don't get it.

[sidecar bob]

I don't get it.

Well it's a bit of a joke that the entire country is shut down because of it isint it.
I suspect more people in NZ will die of suicide & stress related illness as a direct result of this debacle, than the plague itself.

[mashman]

Well it's a bit of a joke that the entire country is shut down because of it isint it.

Nope. What it shows, in comparison to countries that didn't lockdown quickly enough, is that the shutdown has probably saved a fair few thousand lives.. but by all means carry on smoking whatever it is you're smoking that makes you see the world in such fucked up terms. It's up there with, yeah we may well be destroying the environment we rely on for life in order to make an economy run, but it's the best we can do. Seriously, I could do with a break from sanity for a while, what are you smoking?


I suspect more people in NZ will die of suicide & stress related illness as a direct result of this debacle, than the plague itself.

You're right, because people were already doing that very thing when the economy was rockstar. People are killing themselves because they cannot afford to live. give them the resources they need and they wouldn't kill themselves. It's an exceptionally well evidenced thing called Structural Violence.

[sidecar bob]

Nope. What it shows, in comparison to countries that didn't lockdown quickly enough, is that the shutdown has probably saved a fair few thousand lives.. but by all means carry on smoking whatever it is you're smoking that makes you see the world in such fucked up terms. It's up there with, yeah we may well be destroying the environment we rely on for life in order to make an economy run, but it's the best we can do. Seriously, I could do with a break from sanity for a while, what are you smoking?

"Probably a fair few thousand", based on a vague guess I'm assuming.
You haven't disputed any of the facts I posted, just made a generalized derogatory wave In my direction.
Absolute worst case scenario if every person in NZ was infected based on current survival stats is 1600 deaths.
A number of them would have died of too many birthdays as a root cause.
But hey, I know mass hysteria is the current mindset, & going against the trend with some facts will go down like a cup of cold sick to some.

[mashman]

You haven't disputed any of the facts I posted, just made a generalized derogatory wave In my direction.

"Nope. What it shows, in comparison to countries that didn't lockdown quickly enough, is that the shutdown has probably saved a fair few thousand lives"

WTF are you smoking, please please please send to...........


A fair few thousand, based on a vague guess I'm assuming.
Absolute worst case scenario if every person in NZ was infected based on current stats is 1600 deaths.

Yes, but the NZ rates you're basing that on are lockdown rates, not open transmission rates. The death rates in other countries are open transmission rates, not lockdown rates.

[sidecar bob]

Yes, but the NZ rates you're basing that on are lockdown rates, not open transmission rates. The death rates in other countries are open transmission rates, not lockdown rates.

But I'm only counting people infected, the death rate is .04% across all people infected, regardless.
If the number of people infected rises, how does the plague suddenly become more deadly?

[mashman]

I assume you're finished pleasuring yourself with the edit function?


But hey, I know mass hysteria is the current mindset, & going against the trend with some facts will go down like a cup of cold sick to some.

Mass hysteria? Please point out somewhere in the world that has descended into mass hysteria? People are queuing more politely then when the sales are on. So no, the only hysteria is in your tiny mind.

[mashman]

But I'm only counting people infected, the death rate is .04% across all people infected, regardless.
If the number of people infected rises, how does the plague suddenly become more deadly?

And once upon a time, there was only 1 human being on the entire planet that had the virus.

[sidecar bob]

I assume you're finished pleasuring yourself with the edit function?



Mass hysteria? Please point out somewhere in the world that has descended into mass hysteria? People are queuing more politely then when the sales are on. So no, the only hysteria is in your tiny mind.

Well I've stated some figures that are absolute mathematical fact, & your mind won't let you absorb them as fact.
It's like they somehow fry your brain of rational process, due to your overwhelming desire to believe an alternative scenario.
It seems like a form of hysteria.

[mashman]

Well I've stated some figures that are absolute mathematical fact, & your hysteria won't let you absorb them as fact.
It's like they somehow fry your brain of rational process.

Oh I absorbed them ok. And they were almost the funniest thing in the thread.

[nerrrd]

Well it's a bit of a joke that the entire country is shut down because of it isint it.
I suspect more people in NZ will die of suicide & stress related illness as a direct result of this debacle, than the plague itself.

Not the funny kind though, so maybe one of those other threads.

[MaxPenguin]

I thought this was the most appropriate thread for this.
So far four people in NZ have died of this terrible plague that has required all but the most essential services to be shut down & will cause the ruin of many small & large business, & threatens the freedom & sanity of many individuals.
We know that at least one of those people was In their '90's & another was 70 something, with other serious health problems.
We also know that over 1000 people have fully recovered from this terrible virus, which means that it has a less than .04% mortality rate, & a lot better than that in healthy people. That rate would be unlikely to change, regardless of lockdown, as its based on people already infected.
We also know that four people out of a population of four million plus, means that across all age & health demographics, you currently have less than a one in a million chance of dying from it.
This year in NZ around 35,000 people will die from all causes combined.
Food for thought?

Correct figures, everyone knows this shit, it's not rocket surgery. Now tell us what would have happened if we didn't lock down?

[sidecar bob]

Correct figures, everyone knows this shit, it's not rocket surgery. Now tell us what would have happened if we didn't lock down?

About the same number of women that die of of breast cancer every year may have died from it if you use the mashman "probably" method.

[Gearup]

Now tell us what would have happened if we didn't lock down?


Yep, this is the important part.

[mashman]

About the same number of women that die of of breast cancer every year may have died from it if you use the mashman "probably" method.

I would have used the factual 3.4% mortality rate :killingme

[MaxPenguin]

Yep, this is the important part.

It is the best decision, a fucking hard one, but the best one for the long term. Think of it like an investment.

[James Deuce]

This thread used to be good.

[Gearup]

It is the best decision, a fucking hard one, but the best one for the long term. Think of it like an investment.


Certainly agree with that.

[Gearup]

This thread used to be good.


Getting it back on topic: I read that Donald Trump thinks antibiotics are used to treat viruses...

[James Deuce]

Getting it back on topic: I read that Donald Trump thinks antibiotics are used to treat viruses...

So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.

[caspernz]

So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.

The numbers reported from China are believable. Now that's gotta be joke #1 in all this :cool:

[Gearup]

So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.


Yeah, but they're not President of the "greatest country in the world". Trump is funny.

[James Deuce]

Yeah, but they're not President of the "greatest country in the world". Trump is funny.

Two other world leaders with the two most populous countries in the world behind them would also agree with the Donald on that point, and in one particular case many other points. Trump is not funny. You should never poke fun at elderly people with dementia.

[Gearup]

Two other world leaders with the two most populous countries in the world behind them would also agree with the Donald on that point, and in one particular case many other points. Trump is not funny. You should never poke fun at elderly people with dementia.


Got any data?

[James Deuce]

Got any data?

Nah. Say something funny. (Anecdotally, you can't get an Indian or Chinese person out of a Drs surgery without them if they have a cold)

India has an Govt advertising campaign using a rat to try and stop people demanding antibiotics as an anti-viral. Under 5s in China get flucloxicilin as a matter of course if they have a cold. Just a couple of examples. Plus Modi is a fucking idiot of the highest calibre.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIXUhZ2AWs

Then went and proved he can't cope with a satirical news show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxUVVxIo80

Has a lot in common with Trump's narcissistic, populist profile, don't you think?

[Grumph]

So does most of the world's population. Say something funny.

Trump is reported as saying "People are dying now who have never died before"

[Gearup]

Nah. Say something funny. (Anecdotally, you can't get an Indian or Chinese person out of a Drs surgery without them if they have a cold)

India has an Govt advertising campaign using a rat to try and stop people demanding antibiotics as an anti-viral. Under 5s in China get flucloxicilin as a matter of course if they have a cold. Just a couple of examples. Plus Modi is a fucking idiot of the highest calibre.
Then went and proved he can't cope with a satirical news show.
Has a lot in common with Trump's narcissistic, populist profile, don't you think?


My understanding is antibiotics are used to treat any bacterial infections that can come about due to a virus attacking the body and are prescribed accordingly.

Both Modi and Trump are a distinct worry.

John Oliver however, is brilliant.

[Gearup]

Got an email titled "Knock Knock"...turned out to be Mormons working from home.

[Berries]

Can't embed a Goodies video.

[mashman]

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[actungbaby]

I get what your saying.put.people.
In there 50.s are dieing.
I assume the same thing.read this article on stuff it change your.mind.
Medical staff have said ,there never.
Witnessed people getting so sick.
So fast .they took 3 d scan this guy's
Lungs .7 days went from mild systoms to life support then death.

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[actungbaby]

And once upon a time, there was only 1 human being on the entire planet that had the virus.https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/120982932/how-the-coronavirus-kills-the-story-of-keith-redding

Please read this I did.tough read
Thank you everyone .I found.
It very much source of refreshing,
Conversation who knew lol .
I think are small community got alot.
Of heart so thanks [emoji3590]

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[actungbaby]

This thread used to be good.It was amazing felt good, I cant say the
Same thing after the news sites.
On postive note going be okay.
Am off to do my tiny part tommrow.
In knowledge am part this family.

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[Naki Rat]

One of the video gems coming out of Sam Neill's twitter channel
https://twitter.com/i/status/1246264911111409664

[slofox]

Found this today...

The Martian Sociologist

One day a Martian sociologist landed on earth He had come to study humanity as a “non-participant observer” after decades of distant observation.

When he arrived, he noted that the humans were acting rather irregularly – compared with their earlier, albeit more distant, records. A little research revealed that there was some kind of illness doing the rounds of the human population and had panicked the shit out of them. They had practically dismantled their entire social structure to try to control this evil contagion.

Now back on Mars, this sociologist had a farm. So he looked at the planet Earth with a farmer’s eye. He came to several conclusions, as follows:

1. There were a helluva lot more humans on this farm than the farm could actually support at any decent level. Many of the herd had very poor conditions to deal with and many died as a result of insufficient resources.
2. The humans had this weird thing about keeping every human on the planet alive for as long as they possibly could regardless of quality of life. They seemed to think the human life was “sacred”. They would terminate the life of their cat if it was suffering but would not allow the same mercy for their own mother. Back on Mars, he would have sent heaps of this stock to the works.
3. The farm was deteriorating as a result of poor management practices of the human stock and the capacity it had to support the ever burgeoning demands of the greedy livestock.
4. He decided that the best thing he could do to help the farm was to go back to Mars, wait until the disease had killed off a decent percentage of the excess stock and return to complete his studies sometime in the future, hoping that he might find a more healthy livestock on a more healthy farm.

[Katman]

Did I just hear the news correctly?

In America, WWE wrestling has been deemed to be an 'essential service'.

If that doesn't show people just how fucked America is, nothing will.

[MaxPenguin]

Did I just hear the news correctly?

In America, WWE wrestling has been deemed to be an 'essential service'.

If that doesn't show people just how fucked America is, nothing will.

In a strange coincidence, Vince McMahon has just been given a job by trump as an economic advisor specifically to advise on how to get the economy back on track after covid 19.

[Naki Rat]

In a strange coincidence, Vince McMahon has just been given a job by trump as an economic advisor specifically to advise on how to get the economy back on track after covid 19.What coincidence. Like anything to do with the Trump presidency it just a matter of following the money.

[98tls]

What coincidence. Like anything to do with the Trump presidency it just a matter of following the money.

All the money in the world wont help, hes gutted a bats doing a better job of fucking America then he can.
https://i.imgur.com/rjgLag9h.jpg

[Swoop]

Americans, do you remember in "jaws" when the Mayor was so concerned about the economy, he told everyone it was safe to get back in the water?

[Swoop]

I really don't understand just how has this epidemic has got so out of hand.

You'd have thought all the prayers, homeopathic remedies, reiki, special diets and healing crystals would have had it sorted by now.

[pritch]

..........

[pritch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZoNTk2yDtA

[husaberg]

345751..........

[Swoop]

A virus: It's ironic that the religious are refusing to believe in something that is, Invisible...

[jim.cox]

Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...

[caspernz]

Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...

Yes I can admit to having played that game, but I don't feel old :innocent:

[slofox]

Knowing how old some of you guys are, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgT2TxfCmIY topical message may both amuse and perhaps bring to mind a memory or two...

Age is in the mind they say and fortunately I have lost my mind so I don't feel old at all...except in the morning maybe. :yes:

[Swoop]

Men and women are dying from the Coronavirus in greater numbers than all the other genders combined.

[dangerous]

Men and women are dying from the Coronavirus in greater numbers than all the other genders combined.

Other genders... There are only 2 man... Well there's them sorts born with both they have a fancy name like formaldehide or some shit like that...

[F5 Dave]

Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.

I'm not talking about gay people who some say want to play another gender.

They (intersex) are amongst us but it is totally hidden through shame imposed on them by Christian belief that you can only have two set genital types and best operate as children to correct the issue and raise them as boy or girl.

Its fucking shameful that it has been so hidden by 'correct thinking" society- read : - want to hide Gods contradiction.

Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?

Have a look at it. Geez it would be a tough road. But that's the hand some are handed.

[98tls]

Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.



Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?
.
Well if yapping to a red head and they said "i got shagged last night" though not that interested a simple reply would follow,the other raises to many questions.

[dangerous]

Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads.

FUCK you... bring my kind into this, we either have a cunt or a cock, if its covered in a superior shade than hitlers kind then we win... and WTF (WHAT THE FUCK) is a bloody intersex... that aint no gender...


... do they come in ranga?


Well if yapping to a red head and they said "i got shagged last night" though not that interested a simple reply would follow,the other raises to many questions.

ARSE HOLEEEEEEeeeee

[onearmedbandit]

Actually man look onto it. I was blown away watching some program on Netflix about intersex people.

I'm not talking about gay people who some say want to play another gender.

They (intersex) are amongst us but it is totally hidden through shame imposed on them by Christian belief that you can only have two set genital types and best operate as children to correct the issue and raise them as boy or girl.

Its fucking shameful that it has been so hidden by 'correct thinking" society- read : - want to hide Gods contradiction.

Apparently there are more intersex people of varying degrees than red heads. How do you feel about that statistic,?

Have a look at it. Geez it would be a tough road. But that's the hand some are handed.

Christian belief?

[F5 Dave]

Well, those pricks are usually behind shame and oppression, but read any religious sect, just the western world where I live is infected by that brand.

[Swoop]

Other genders... There are only 2 man...

It was a piss-take over the "alphabet genders" that cropped up before the Wuhan flu' arrived. LGBGTSTDQRWTF crowd.





Anyway, today's joke for the KB massif:


On the plus side, technically, every piece of advice that Donald Trump issues raises the average IQ in the US. It's not the scientists and engineers drinking bleach.

Educational reform at it's finest.

[husaberg]

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[Laava]

https://youtu.be/aWl7kQZHZE0

[husaberg]

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https://d22ir9aoo7cbf6.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2020/03/Best-funny-Coronavirus-memes-2020-Honeycombers-Bali-8.jpg

[george formby]

You wouldn't believe it....

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-trump-mask-factory-live-let-die-mask-visit-n95-a9501506.html

[Berries]

In much the same vein - How contact tracing works (https://www.theonion.com/how-contact-tracing-works-1843288785)

[pritch]

In much the same vein - How contact tracing works (https://www.theonion.com/how-contact-tracing-works-1843288785)

Satirical publications such as The Onion must be finding life difficult. 'Real life' in the US is even more weird than most of their material.

[Swoop]

"Our message during quarantine is clear," said the leader of the labour party.
We all need to come together while staying away from each other.

[slofox]

Satirical publications such as The Onion must be finding life difficult. 'Real life' in the US is even more weird than most of their material.

Been like that since the clown's election...

[Swoop]

Keeping some areas in lockdown but not others, is like having a "peeing section" in the swimming pool.

[F5 Dave]

I dunno. Let's open the economy. Invite in tourists. Let's everyone get rich. Cant see the long term problem with that

Lets make new Zealand great again.

A few people will get a sniffle but we're not Italy. We won't get those sorts of deaths. They are all filthy wogs.

We are good Christian soldiers of English decent. I mean apart from the black people who god doesnt like and those semi coloured folk.

God of nations at thy feet. Suck my penis you little cunt. :love:

[spanner spinner]

Found this little gem. Very clever and humourous way to get the message across.


https://youtu.be/deYEoY6D-uI
Buggar. Another version blocked. If you want to enjoy this video just search YouTube for "Coronavirus Rhapsody" as it seems the copyright people are playing 'wack-a-mole' with new posts.


try this link, well worth watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA

[husaberg]

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https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/AA47/production/_111919534_trumpgetty2.jpg

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[pritch]

A few people will get a sniffle but we're not Italy. We won't get those sorts of deaths.

As bizarre as it may seem, that was pretty much exactly Boris Johnson's pandemic policy. Cutely it isn't referred to as racism, the Poms call it 'British exceptionalism.'

Of course deaths in the UK have now surpassed those of Italy and Britain is second only to the US.

[ellipsis]

...

https://youtu.be/3juaQvrlsZw

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[Swoop]

Just seen an advert for a Briscoe's sale. Normality resumes.
Pandemic is over folks.......

[Naki Rat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdD4s1aXsAIg4ga?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Naki Rat]

https://witchdoctor.co.nz/index.php/2020/08/a-diy-guide-to-covidiocy/ :lol:

[usa-vtwin]

The changing narrative

[usa-vtwin]

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[FJRider]

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New Zealand Cases :15,991


Deaths :52


Australian Cases :2.39M


Deaths :3,390


United States of America Cases :73.4M


Deaths :878K


Great Britain Cases :16.1M


Deaths :155K



The results from four countries ... which country would you think the best place to be is ... ??

[R650R]

New Zealand Cases :15,991


Deaths :52


Australian Cases :2.39M


Deaths :3,390


United States of America Cases :73.4M


Deaths :878K


Great Britain Cases :16.1M


Deaths :155K



The results from four countries ... which country would you think the best place to be is ... ??

America cause some freedom before death would be nice... Your numbers say about 1/4 of the population have had it but less than 1% dead. Currently 50% of the people on this forum will get a cancer of some kind. The death rate for cancer is orders of magnitude higher than covid....
Yet we still selling refined sugar, alcohol, chemical laden “skincare” products and let workers do long hours/shift work which is proven to reduce lifespan....

The moment of truth is upon us now we have 500,000 people unvaccinated vs the unstoppable omicron train which spreads so fast it renders contact tracing redundant. We will soon see just how “accurate” the scientists modelling is....

[pete376403]

America cause some freedom before death would be nice...

Seriously - what "freedoms" have you , personally, lost as a result of the pandemic. What is it that you can no longer do and how does this compare with the benefit of the fact that you are still alive?

[TheDemonLord]

Seriously - what "freedoms" have you , personally, lost as a result of the pandemic. What is it that you can no longer do and how does this compare with the benefit of the fact that you are still alive?

Go to numerous places without having to show my papers.


As for your second question - a Gilded cage is still a cage, I'd rather manage my own risks, than have some 'benevolent' overlord dictate to me what I can and can't do 'for my safety'.

[R650R]

Seriously - what "freedoms" have you , personally, lost as a result of the pandemic. What is it that you can no longer do and how does this compare with the benefit of the fact that you are still alive?

You have got to be joking... or suffering from Stockholm’s syndrome...

I’ve lost lot less than others as I’m not overly social so the buggered nightlife/rock concerts/cafe brunches/weddings/funerals stuff hasnt impacted me....

I’m s spur of the moment person though so it sucks having to “carry/present” my papers EVERYTIME you go somewhere lest you be denied entry.
The whole mask bullshit, I’m quite fond of oxygen and unrestricted breathing
The fucked supply chain meaning getting hold of anything for a functioning life is a mission
You can’t plan a decent domestic holiday lest you get trapped in an outbreak zone and all the costs and drama that will entail.
Being bombarded by constant govt propoganda across all media channels as if existing commercial advertising wasn’t bad enough.

The worst thing is in about ten years time we will have a generation that grew up traumatised with PTSD from all this that will be mega Karen’s harassing us soon to be elderly. We won’t be able to cough/sneeze or scratch our crusty balls in public without being verbally if not physically assaulted such will be the angst.

I can’t just go and have a random conversation with a stranger at some random place while on a ride in case they are a branch covidian....

[husaberg]

You have got to be joking... or suffering from Stockholm’s syndrome...

I’ve lost lot less than others as I’m not overly social so the buggered nightlife/rock concerts/cafe brunches/weddings/funerals stuff hasnt impacted me....

I’m s spur of the moment person though so it sucks having to “carry/present” my papers EVERYTIME you go somewhere lest you be denied entry.
The whole mask bullshit, I’m quite fond of oxygen and unrestricted breathing
The fucked supply chain meaning getting hold of anything for a functioning life is a mission
You can’t plan a decent domestic holiday lest you get trapped in an outbreak zone and all the costs and drama that will entail.
Being bombarded by constant govt propoganda across all media channels as if existing commercial advertising wasn’t bad enough.

The worst thing is in about ten years time we will have a generation that grew up traumatised with PTSD from all this that will be mega Karen’s harassing us soon to be elderly. We won’t be able to cough/sneeze or scratch our crusty balls in public without being verbally if not physically assaulted such will be the angst.

I can’t just go and have a random conversation with a stranger at some random place while on a ride in case they are a branch covidian....

You poor baby, it sounds like you have been very hard done b.y, it almost sounds like you were simply inconvenienced in order to protect vulnerable members of the public. So they might not be allowed not to die. You poor thing. How dare anyone put lives ahead of your convience
Ps If you don't like NZ why dont you go to America or Russia. You are starting to sound less like a troll and more like a winey little baby.


America cause some freedom before death would be nice... Your numbers say about 1/4 of the population have had it but less than 1% dead. Currently 50% of the people on this forum will get a cancer of some kind. The death rate for cancer is orders of magnitude higher than covid.... This how muddled your thinking is, its lacking critical thinking or credibility these cancer deaths are in addition to Covid deaths, if we could vaccinate for more major cancers we would, like we already do for cervical cancer.

Yet we still selling refined sugar, alcohol, chemical-laden “skincare” products and let workers do long hours/shift work which is proven to reduce lifespan.... Yet if they were, you would be crying "my freedoms" exactly as you wee in the post above.
Do you even see how pathetically hypocritical this sort of posting is? or is it just your intent to troll?


The moment of truth is upon us now we have 500,000 people unvaccinated vs the unstoppable omicron train which spreads so fast it renders contact tracing redundant. We will soon see just how “accurate” the scientists modelling is....
I can make an assumption, that is based on all the evidence from your other predictions, that even if they are only 5% correct, they will be 96% more correct than any of your past predictions were.
What is funny is you actually believe you know more than scientists and health professionals yet you are clearly lacking both the education the experience or the skills to be credible.

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[FJRider]

Go to numerous places without having to show my papers.

How many times have you been asked for ID to prove the person named on the Covid Pass is you .. ??


As for your second question - a Gilded cage is still a cage, I'd rather manage my own risks, than have some 'benevolent' overlord dictate to me what I can and can't do 'for my safety'.

It's still a "Jungle" out there ... and it'll only take one person WITH a version of covid ... to turn your life upside down.



Good luck with your freedoms that you have ... but it could get a lot worse for you.

It will only take that one person to turn your life upside down. Then you'll know what a loss of freedom really feels like.

[FJRider]

I would have used the factual 3.4% mortality rate :killingme

Two years later and 52 are dead due to the Covid virus.



I think your estimates were a little out.

[TheDemonLord]

How many times have you been asked for ID to prove the person named on the Covid Pass is you .. ??

What Covid Pass?

And more to the point, the Covid Pass (If I had it, which I do not) IS the papers. I may as well be asked to prove my Aryan ancestry.


It's still a "Jungle" out there ... and it'll only take one person WITH a version of covid ... to turn your life upside down.

Ah yes, a couple of weeks of sniffles. Good job I've got plenty of Sick Leave.

[FJRider]

What Covid Pass?

And more to the point, the Covid Pass (If I had it, which I do not) IS the papers. I may as well be asked to prove my Aryan ancestry.



Ah yes, a couple of weeks of sniffles. Good job I've got plenty of Sick Leave.

I can understand your dilemma ... being asked for something you can't produce.

Bugger eh .. !!!

I see that happening often.



Almost feel sorry for them.

And I have over a month of sick leave owing ... with 30 days paid leave too ... and more of both due next month.


Life is tough down here too .. now which cafe will I lunch at today .. ??? Decisions ... decisions ... :whistle:

[FJRider]

Currently 50% of the people on this forum will get a cancer of some kind. The death rate for cancer is orders of magnitude higher than covid....

Something to consider ... more motorcyclists die on the road each and every year ... than have died from ANY Covid virus.

[mashman]

Two years later and 52 are dead due to the Covid virus.

I think your estimates were a little out.

They weren't my estimates, they were the official figures of the day. The official figures that justified locking down... and the raft of actions that followed the presentation of said official figures to present day. That rate is surely the reason why ya'll went and got vaccinated after all innit? Satire in a great many ways... but still not my estimates, nor did I get jabbed on the basis of those numbers and then continue to shout the odds in some way or another that I should, just coz ;)

[YellowDog]

I know more than 30 people who have had the Omicron version of Covid-19.

I don't know what your great leader has told you hovever Omicron is very weak and more like a light cold lasting 3-5 days.

There are now Covid drugs to cope with seriously ill people so I don't why you silly fellows are vaccinating 5-12 year olds with a 'Chocolate Tea-Pot' vaccine that won't stop anyone catching or spreading the virus. R U boys sure this ain't totally 'kin stupid?

Keep up at the back. Just focus on the weak & vulnerable or those needing help.

[FJRider]

They weren't my estimates, they were the official figures of the day. The official figures that justified locking down... and the raft of actions that followed the presentation of said official figures to present day. Th IN those areas.at rate is surely the reason why ya'll went and got vaccinated after all innit? Satire in a great many ways... but still not my estimates, nor did I get jabbed on the basis of those numbers and then continue to shout the odds in some way or another that I should, just coz ;)

It seemed pretty clear at the time that the actual death rate to be expected (in NZ) was unknown. But was based around reported death rates in areas covid was present. I certainly didn't see myself in the group "Most At Risk" ... but I saw the jabs (when they were available) as a way of reducing the risk. Not so much removing any risk ... as the vaccines were new.

In the Army overseas ... jabs for various things were common ... depending on areas where we were going ... and what was prevalent in those areas. Some areas had a few real nasty ones. I have no fear of jabs now. Or did then really.

In life we can't remove the risk of death (by any cause) ... but we can lower the odds of it happening.




That is a personal and free choice by any individual to do so (or not).

[mashman]

It seemed pretty clear at the time that the actual death rate to be expected (in NZ) was unknown. But was based around reported death rates in areas covid was present. I certainly didn't see myself in the group "Most At Risk" ... but I saw the jabs (when they were available) as a way of reducing the risk. Not so much removing any risk ... as the vaccines were new.

In the Army overseas ... jabs for various things were common ... depending on areas where we were going ... and what was prevalent in those areas. Some areas had a few real nasty ones. I have no fear of jabs now. Or did then really.


We're trained to accept vaccination as a solution for various reasons, hence so many got vaccinated/jabbed on the say so of those they looked to as their authorities on the matter.



In life we can't remove the risk of death (by any cause) ... but we can lower the odds of it happening.

That is a personal and free choice by any individual to do so (or not).

Very true, and that's the reasoning that some have used to not run the risk of injury by vaccine and to take their chances with Rona the Virus.

[TheDemonLord]

I can understand your dilemma ... being asked for something you can't produce.

Bugger eh .. !!!

I see that happening often.



Almost feel sorry for them.

And I have over a month of sick leave owing ... with 30 days paid leave too ... and more of both due next month.


Life is tough down here too .. now which cafe will I lunch at today .. ??? Decisions ... decisions ... :whistle:

One that does a bitching BLT is the obvious choice. Thankfully, my regular haunts know me and don't ask me.

[FJRider]

One that does a bitching BLT is the obvious choice. Thankfully, my regular haunts know me and don't ask me.

There has been a few places down this way ... shut down for a "Bit" for not checking peoples "Papers" ...

Good luck in that regard ...

[R650R]

Poor bugger got setup here forclatest news update lol


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[mashman]

The only thing the covid jab ever stopped was a heart.

[F5 Dave]

Incel posts disinformation and a plea for help.

Poor mashed. Pasty white sad inefectual man. Let's start a give a little page.

Aww, poor mashy. Too stupid to survive on his own.

[mashman]

Incel posts disinformation and a plea for help.

Poor mashed. Pasty white sad inefectual man. Let's start a give a little page.

Aww, poor mashy. Too stupid to survive on his own.

Thank you Father Ted.