SQUID PURITY TEST - FOR THE_DOVER

[SARGE]

PLEASE BE HONEST


http://www.wetleather.com/pages/squidpurity.html

[Coyote]

That's more than my concentration can take

[Storm]

1000 questions- woudnt a gen -u-wine squid be too busy rushing around to do this?

[ZorsT]

3.6 %

took ages

[Waylander]

1000 questions- woudnt a gen -u-wine squid be too busy rushing around to do this?
I think that right there is the REAL test.

[Back Fire]

PLEASE BE HONEST


http://www.wetleather.com/pages/squidpurity.html

is there a compact version?

[The_Dover]

The fact you were surfing a site called "Wetleather.com" is somewhat disturbing!!

I'll be honest alright, you can lick my squidly little balls old man!!!

Here's a test for you Lard Ass

Are you Sarge? (http://www.abc.net.au/illawarra/stories/s1294470.htm)

[bugjuice]

does it count if you just think of a number? I got into it, then saw how tiny the scroll bar on the browser was, then scrolled for ages to the end.. you need a day to do that!!

[**R1**]

The fact you were surfing a site called "Wetleather.com" is somewhat disturbing!!

I'll be honest alright, you can lick my squidly little balls old man!!!

Here's a test for you Lard Ass

Are you Sarge? (http://www.abc.net.au/illawarra/stories/s1294470.htm)Cold, but fucking funny...:niceone:

[SARGE]

The fact you were surfing a site called "Wetleather.com" is somewhat disturbing!!

I'll be honest alright, you can lick my squidly little balls old man!!!

Here's a test for you Lard Ass

Are you Sarge? (http://www.abc.net.au/illawarra/stories/s1294470.htm)



what got me thinking about ya on the Squid test was these:

Have you ever forgotten to turn on the gas petcock until the engine dies in the middle on an intersection? (+2)

Have you ever used a loading ramp to get your bike into the pickup? (-1)

Did you rather just pick up the pieces and heave the large chunks into the
pickup bed? (+2)

How many public/occupied buildings have you ridden into? (Houses don't count as public, taverns and schools do) (2 points per bldg up to 12 pts.)

[The_Dover]

Furry muff bro. :not:

Guilty as charged :devil2:

I shall punish myself at the pub tonight :drinkup:

(But Wetleather.com?!?!?! WTF?)

[SARGE]

Furry muff bro. :not:

Guilty as charged :devil2:

I shall punish myself at the pub tonight :drinkup:

(But Wetleather.com?!?!?! WTF?)


yea.. was looking for pix of your Ex..

[Ixion]

The writer of the test is obviously very young. I got 8.5 , and since Nana would be the ultimate non-squid, that probably represents the bottom line. Anyone under that must have cheated.

[pyrocam]

um 11.925795053003533568904593639576
doesnt sound right

I found it kinda educational in some places. dunno what dod is still.

[Waylander]

dunno what dod is still.
D.O.D. = Dead on Delivery

[pyrocam]

D.O.D. = Dead on Delivery
cheers. I had a feeling it was that but it didnt quite seem to fit.

[Ixion]

I believe that DoD nominal is (strictly) 105mph or (loosely) such a speed as no one but a suicidal idiot (ie a squid) would attempt in the circumstances. ie going so fast that it's only sheer luck that you don't bin

The DoD , I believe stands for Denizens of Doom a USA biker gang.

Correction by those more knowledgeable is welcome

[pyrocam]

I believe that DoD nominal is (strictly) 105mph or (loosely) such a speed as no one but a suicidal idiot (ie a squid) would attempt in the circumstances. ie going so fast that it's only sheer luck that you don't bin

The DoD , I believe stands for Denizens of Doom a USA biker gang.

Correction by those more knowledgeable is welcome

mmm yeah that works a fair bit better. thanks Ixion

[texmo]

where do you people come from?

[pyrocam]

where do you people come from?

why what did YOU get?

[inlinefour]

WTF is spooge and why should I know about it??? :whocares:

[Cibby]

ok looks like i was the only person to be stupid enough to do teh whole bloody test..

i got 393..

Not sure what it means.

Does it mean i'm really bad?? or far to good??

could be both.. :devil2:

[Ixion]

Was that before or after dividing by 33 (or whatever the magic number was ) ?

If before, you just slightly squidly. If after you're the ubersquidlette

[Cibby]

Was that before or after dividing by 33 (or whatever the magic number was ) ?

If before, you just slightly squidly. If after you're the ubersquidlette


oh in that cause i got 11.57%

looks like i'm not a squidly as i hoped.. *sigh*

[The_Dover]

oh in that cause i got 11.57%

looks like i'm not a squidly as i hoped.. *sigh*

Just a little bit more blonde......... :whistle:

[Cibby]

Just a little bit more blonde......... :whistle:

yeah...but being that it is only a hair colour and not a state of mind in my case, it makes life more interesting.....

and more fun.. :cool:

[Sniper]

Done, and you know what? I realised Ive done that test before. Only realised after the last question.

[Colapop]

WTF is spooge and why should I know about it??? :whocares:

Spooge. n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum. May be used as topping for various substances ie. small of the back, your bosses sandwiches, KFC coleslaw. 9 points in scrabble (plain word score - no bonus squares)

[Cibby]

Done, and you know what? I realised Ive done that test before. Only realised after the last question.

RMAO!!!

Are you a blonde?

[Sniper]

RMAO!!!

Are you a blonde?

Blonde and Blue eyed. Im on every girls wish list...... :chase:

[The_Dover]

Blonde and Blue eyed. Im on every girls wish list...... :chase:

Like fuck!

Tall dark and handsome always gets them moist. :chase:

[Colapop]

Like fuck!

Tall dark and handsome always gets them moist. :chase:

- you bring tears to their eyes?? :bleh:

[The_Dover]

- you bring tears to their eyes?? :bleh:

Only when I give it full noise mate. If I'm gentle they only squeal a little. :devil2:

[Colapop]

Only when I give it full noise mate. If I'm gentle they only squeal a little. :devil2:

When I give it full noise the missus tells me not to lift the blankets - that's about all the squeals I get these days! :blink:

[SPORK]

Blonde and Blue eyed. Im on every girls wish list...... :chase:
By "girls" you mean "Hitler", right?

[Sniper]

Never.... I have most girls waiting :devil2:

[The_Dover]

Never.... I have most girls waiting :devil2:

What for? An erection?

[Sniper]

What for? An erection?

I don't own a bike to make up for something, but good call none the less. :mellow:

[texmo]

I don't own a bike to make up for something, but good call none the less. :mellow:
Unlike dover he brought a thou straight away to make up for what he lacks this why he also plays rugby. you know that game where they run around in short shorts and grab each other?

[SPORK]

Never.... I have most girls waiting

For a chance to escape?

Anyway, back to squids. Look at this Squiddy I found on bikepics! See if you can spot what makes him a squiddy! (apart from the squid and the "squid")

[The_Dover]

Unlike dover he brought a thou straight away to make up for what he lacks this why he also plays rugby. you know that game where they run around in short shorts and grab each other?

Funny cunt, at least I'm not a scooter riding virgin!! :apumpin:

[Cibby]

Unlike dover he brought a thou straight away to make up for what he lacks this why he also plays rugby. you know that game where they run around in short shorts and grab each other?


hahahahahahahhaa

wait..

hahahahahahhahahaa :drinkup: :whistle:

[texmo]

Funny cunt, at least I'm not a scooter riding virgin!! :apumpin:
Sorry, two things I ahve to point out to you matey....
1)I lost my virginity long ago to rosie palm and her five sisters... :tugger:
2)I am not the one whos making up for their downfall....

[The_Dover]

Sorry, two things I ahve to point out to you matey....
1)I lost my virginity long ago to rosie palm and her five sisters... :tugger:
2)I am not the one whos making up for their downfall....

1) I don't doubt that is the stage of your life you are currently at.

2) You know my downfall mate, and it certainly aint that.

[SPORK]

1) I don't doubt that is the stage of your life you are currently at.

2) You know my downfall mate, and it certainly aint that.
Is it your insatiable lust for men?

[The_Dover]

Is it your insatiable lust for men?

Yes, are you busy tonight?

[SPORK]

Yes, are you busy tonight?
Yeah, but I'm sure John or Tristank are up for some rumpy pumpy.

BTW, why didn't you get a black GSXR?

[The_Dover]

Yeah, but I'm sure John or Tristank are up for some rumpy pumpy.

BTW, why didn't you get a black GSXR?

Nah, those boys are too young for me and they wont fight back like a real man.

I would have to wait a fuckin age to get the matt black model and the grey/black looks like turd if you ask me.

I actually love the blue and white and thought it would age more gracefully than the black too (doesn't show the scuff and wear and tear as much!). Having said that we just got the K6 in black at Colemans and it looks pretty sweet but you'd have to remove the greyish silver decals I reckon. A little gay.

[Sniper]

Stop picking on Dover guys, Im pretty sure he was just trying to have some fun at my expense, which as long as its not malicious, I don't mind.

Nice pic though OMGWTFBBG............. Is that guy running low profile rims & tyres??????

[The_Dover]

Nah, fire away ladies, I'm game! Plus it keeps me from being bored at work!

[Sniper]

Nah, fire away ladies, I'm game! Plus it keeps me from being bored at work!

Like me aye? Rock up to work, sign into KB, leave work and then sign out?

Whats work? :whocares:

[SPORK]

Stop picking on Dover guys, Im pretty sure he was just trying to have some fun at my expense, which as long as its not malicious, I don't mind.

Nice pic though OMGWTFBBG............. Is that guy running low profile rims & tyres??????
For those of you that can't tell of the squiddyness, here's the items I found:

1) Chromed/Polished Rims
2) Chrome mirror stalks
3) Crash Bungs (not THAT squiddy)
4) Chromed subframe
5) Custom Grips
6) That absolutely ridiculous expression on his face.

[SPORK]

Oh yeah, I forgot the biggest giveaway...

He's riding a Gixxer Thou! :joax!:

[Sniper]

Its really sad for someone to abuse a bike like that. Even if it is a K5

[SPORK]

My thoughts exactly. Here's a nicer version of a K5. Far less squidly.

[John]

Nah, fire away ladies, I'm game! Plus it keeps me from being bored at work!
yea faggots dont cry, aye faggot?

btw stop posting pictures of that incested fucken pos.

[The_Dover]

yea faggots dont cry, aye faggot?

btw stop posting pictures of that incested fucken pos.

Wouldn't know mate, I'm a pitcher not a catcher but I hear if you just bite the pillow harder it makes it easier.

[RiderInBlack]

Oh yeah, I forgot the biggest giveaway...

He's riding a Gixxer Thou! :joax!:If he was a "Real" Squid, He'd ride in what he's is wearing:
No helmet
T-shirt
Sneekers

Really tough Squids would think he was a pussy, cause they ride in shorts and jandels.


So although Dover has a GXSR, he's not hard enough to make the "Squid" class.
I did used to think he was too intelligent to be one, but he's posts lately tell me that he's is just full of:bs:

[John]

Wouldn't know mate, I'm a pitcher not a catcher but I hear if you just bite the pillow harder it makes it easier.
well remeber to "bite the pillow harder" when I am dealing it to ya - because I am going to pitch a few fast "balls".

eh funny

[The_Dover]

If he was a "Real" Squid, He'd ride in what he's is wearing:
No helmet
T-shirt
Sneekers

Really tough Squids would think he was a pussy, cause they ride in shorts and jandels.


So although Dover has a GXSR, he's not hard enough to make the "Squid" class.
I did used to think he was too intelligent to be one, but he's posts lately tell me that he's is just full of:bs:

Yeah, I'm full of BS but life is too mundane to take seriously. :whistle:

[The_Dover]

well remeber to "bite the pillow harder" when I am dealing it to ya - because I am going to pitch a few fast "balls".

eh funny

I'd like to see you try, I really would. :apumpin:

[John]

I'd like to see you try, I really would. :apumpin:
OHHH ITS ALL IN YOUR EYE.

SORRY BAD AIM :\

[Sniper]

Im really confused at how this is turning out........

[John]

Im really confused at how this is turning out........
OH YOUR CONFUSED? I CAN FIX YOU UP WELL GOOD?

[RiderInBlack]

Im really confused at how this is turning out........She's right Sniper, just some "baby squids" squirting ink in each other's eyes.

[SPORK]

Im really confused at how this is turning out........
Yes, hopefully this half of the thread can be chopped out to PD...

[Colapop]

OH YOUR CONFUSED? I CAN FIX YOU UP WELL GOOD?

Yep you guys keep it up. You'll wake Sarge! Then there'll be a whole lotta reaming going on!

They're called Squids coz of the number of suckers, right?

[Sniper]

I see, thanks John, but I'll pass matey :)

[Colapop]

I see, thanks John, but I'll pass matey :)

Just make sure you don't pass out when he's about - you might get a rude awakening!

[SARGE]

Yep you guys keep it up. You'll wake Sarge! Then there'll be a whole lotta reaming going on!

They're called Squids coz of the number of suckers, right?


im awake.. just watching.. (i get the winner..) :devil2:


What is a Squid?
Someone who assumes more risk when riding than the person calling the name thinks is reasonable.

squid (skwid) n. 1. a motorcyclist who exaggerates his riding ability by attempting dangerous tricks. 2. a motorcyclist who wears grossly inadequate safety gear, typically shorts, T-shirt, and flip-flops. [Naval term for young sailor; typically one on leave with money to spend on a motorcycle. Believed to be an acronym for Stupid, Quick, and Inevitably Dead. Or Super QUick, Inadequately Dressed. Which is why I don't mkut much faith in acronyms as sources of words.]
Yes, “squid” is a pejorative term, whether in its original usage for referring to members of the Navy by other members of the armed forces, or in its current usage of referring to those riders of sportbikes of limited talent and overarching recklessness. Should you be concerned that he’ll bust you in the chops? No. He’s wearing sandals, shorts, a T-shirt and baseball cap on backwards: if he tries to punch you, grab the hem of his shirt and pull it over his head. While he’s blinded, stomp on his unprotected feet with your own engineer boot-clad real-motorcyclist feet. Now that he’s hopping around on one foot with his shirt over his head, knock him over, pants him, take his bike for a spin and dump it in a ditch. You’re saving him the trouble of running it into the ditch himself, and a lot of road-rash besides, and you get a ride on a nice bike out of it for your trouble!

[texmo]

What is a Squid?
Someone who assumes more risk when riding than the person calling the name thinks is reasonable.

squid (skwid) n. 1. a motorcyclist who exaggerates his riding ability by attempting dangerous tricks. 2. a motorcyclist who wears grossly inadequate safety gear, typically shorts, T-shirt, and flip-flops. [Naval term for young sailor; typically one on leave with money to spend on a motorcycle. Believed to be an acronym for Stupid, Quick, and Inevitably Dead. Or Super QUick, Inadequately Dressed. Which is why I don't mkut much faith in acronyms as sources of words.]
Yes, “squid” is a pejorative term, whether in its original usage for referring to members of the Navy by other members of the armed forces, or in its current usage of referring to those riders of sportbikes of limited talent and overarching recklessness. Should you be concerned that he’ll bust you in the chops? No. He’s wearing sandals, shorts, a T-shirt and baseball cap on backwards: if he tries to punch you, grab the hem of his shirt and pull it over his head. While he’s blinded, stomp on his unprotected feet with your own engineer boot-clad real-motorcyclist feet. Now that he’s hopping around on one foot with his shirt over his head, knock him over, pants him, take his bike for a spin and dump it in a ditch. You’re saving him the trouble of running it into the ditch himself, and a lot of road-rash besides, and you get a ride on a nice bike out of it for your trouble!
Enter The_Dover

[The_Dover]

Enter The_Dover

Yeah, I do so many dangerous tricks on my bike and did the full Coro loop in nothing but jandals, stubbies and a wife beater.

Squidilicious baby, just call me Calamari Boy. :niceone:

(erm, how many of you fairies have actually ridden with me again?)

[John]

(erm, how many of you fairies have actually ridden with me again?)

I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT FUCKEN RIDE YOU, NOW STOP FUCKEN CRYING ABOUT IT OK.

[Colapop]

im awake.. just watching.. (i get the winner..) :devil2:

[COLOR=Red][I][B]
What is a Squid?

Squids are good. They buy beer for you to prove how manly they are. When they're pissed and fallen down (or not even pissed) ya take their wallet and buy more beers.
Squids get pissed on when they're passed out.

[SPORK]

I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT FUCKEN RIDE YOU, NOW STOP FUCKEN CRYING ABOUT IT OK.
LOOK AT ME! I AM BEING ONLINE! LOLZ. TAKE THAT, ICT!

[froggyfrenchman]

Started then quit. Goin for a ride to thrash the shit outa my bike and pull wheelies and rolling burnouts... Gonna feel real good soon!