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Kb2020dope
29th August 2020, 20:40
Allright boys and Wahine of this page.

Im getting absolutely hounded by the mrs to sell my 2007 Triumph speedmaster ( my pride and joy) and just stick with my Harley trike. She puts out about 3 times a week but i get to ride my speedmaster every sunday. The only reason I still have the trike is I have a close mate that does not have the confidence to ride a bike, selling this is not an option.

Anyone been in a similar situation?

Im thinking ignore her.

speedpro
29th August 2020, 22:19
Do you need money for food, or life saving surgery?

oldiebutagoody
29th August 2020, 23:43
Simples

Get your mate to buy the trike, give him the price (free wife included) on the basis of a lend back three times a week. Sort of like the current arrangement in reverse.

TheDemonLord
30th August 2020, 01:38
I'm starting to think that this is an Alt-account that is shitposting/Trolling for fun on here.

Although if what you said is true, maybe she's not angry at you having another bike, maybe she's angry at you "wondering if there was any single ladies looking to "ride" ".

Just a thought.

F5 Dave
30th August 2020, 08:04
It totally is an Alt account. Don't give him any internet oxygen.

Laava
30th August 2020, 08:37
I think your speedmaster has been very badly named. What is your missus called?

jellywrestler
30th August 2020, 08:55
It totally is an Alt account. Don't give him any internet oxygen.

Scared that there'll be two agony aunt's on here?

Berries
30th August 2020, 09:31
aunt's
That bloody auto correct.

BMWGSER
30th August 2020, 09:57
Trade her in for one that enjoys going for a ride sometimes.

HenryDorsetCase
30th August 2020, 11:39
I think your speedmaster has been very badly named. What is your missus called?

nah, his "missus" calls him the "speedmaster" because when she "puts out" three times a week, its for a total of six minutes including cuddles and a cup of tea. Luckily she's getting plenty elsewhere.

jellywrestler
30th August 2020, 12:15
That bloody auto correct. yip, one wrong button and ya days urined

Dean
30th August 2020, 12:40
yip, one wrong button and ya days urined

Excuse me you made another auto correct mistake with the “urined”.

You can wank me later, the pleasure is all mine.

Laava
30th August 2020, 17:48
You guys are taking the sips!

Kb2020dope
31st August 2020, 20:21
Do you need money for food, or life saving surgery?

Not a money issue, she thinks im safer with 3 wheels

Kb2020dope
31st August 2020, 20:24
Simples

Get your mate to buy the trike, give him the price (free wife included) on the basis of a lend back three times a week. Sort of like the current arrangement in reverse.

Mate! There is a lot of common sense in your answer, ill think ill take some of this advice.
Cheers

Bonez
2nd September 2020, 18:58
Sell the wife, marry your mate on the condition he gives you a blow job three times a week and keep the trike as well as the Speedmaster.:cool:

Bonez
2nd September 2020, 19:40
Excuse me you made another auto correct mistake with the “urined”.

You can wank me later, the pleasure is all mine.Dean, my SI KB nephew, do you realise spyder has developed quite a good grip in his right hand after decades of riding a m/c? So good that it will pull your little willies nob off. Now that would be bloody humorous though if you know what I mean. Also I suggest you don't ask spyda to give you a blow job as he loves to bite right through cheerios.

ellipsis
2nd September 2020, 19:49
Dean, my SI KB nephew

...you are taking the piss I hope...or am I seeing a genetic correlation here...:lol:

jellywrestler
2nd September 2020, 19:56
Also I suggest you don't ask spyda to give you a blow job as he loves to bite right through cheerios.

Hey, I'm playing hard to get at the moment mate. Although, give me a few more beers and i'll be playing hard to get rid of.....

ellipsis
2nd September 2020, 19:59
Hey, I'm playing hard to get at the moment mate. Although, give me a few more beers and i'll be playing hard to get rid of.....


...that's more of an age thing than a bent thing...

Dean
3rd September 2020, 07:01
...you are taking the piss I hope...or am I seeing a genetic correlation here...:lol:

His side of the family has ‘cheerios’, I inherited ‘bratwurst’ from my other side.

Dean
3rd September 2020, 07:13
marry your mate on the condition he gives you a blow job three times a week:cool:

But......you’re his only mate on his friend list here on KB?

F5 Dave can be the registered marriage celebrant.
“Du Yu tek dis guys hand 4 life?”

Bonez
3rd September 2020, 07:20
But......you’re his only mate on his friend list here on KB?

F5 Dave can be the registered marriage celebrant.
“Du Yu tek dis guys hand 4 life?”I am happy to be a witness. I'll bring a taiaha so I can poke some sense into Tinker Bell with it.

While I'm there I'll introduce her to my imaginary other self who posts under other KB usernames.

Bonez
3rd September 2020, 07:26
It's refreshing to see posts from those with a sense of humor. For those that don't The Warehouse has a two for one special only for a limited time only. So get them while you can as there is quite a demand for them. :whistle:

Kb2020dope
3rd September 2020, 18:37
Hey pals you all just need to simmer down. I started this thread because I had a small issue. THIS HAS SNOWBALLED! I do not want everyone on kiwi biker fighting. Please just SIMMER

Bonez
3rd September 2020, 18:46
Who, prey tell, is fighting?:cool:

If you are going to hang around KB you'll need to get use to this.:drinknsin