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White trash
20th October 2005, 06:41
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
I of course stopped him, explained how silly he was, told him it's all his fault that bikers have a bad name, removed the young mans keys then safely wheelied away between traffic in my leathers.
Yoof of today.............
juzzer
20th October 2005, 06:49
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
I of course stopped him, explained how silly he was, told him it's all his fault that bikers have a bad name, removed the young mans keys then safely wheelied away between traffic in my leathers.
Yoof of today.............
:rofl: :rofl: Good one
SixPackBack
20th October 2005, 06:50
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
I of course stopped him, explained how silly he was, told him it's all his fault that bikers have a bad name, removed the young mans keys then safely wheelied away between traffic in my leathers.
Yoof of today.............
I hear you WT......direct him to the site below.If that does not change him nothing will
http://www.cmyoung.com/bikewreck.html
Colapop
20th October 2005, 07:15
Ya just gotta shake ya head in disbelief time and time again. Road rash takes on a whole new meaning when it gets down to the bone.
Riff Raff
20th October 2005, 07:22
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the humanity!!!
**R1**
20th October 2005, 07:46
Ya just gotta shake ya head in disbelief time and time again. Road rash takes on a whole new meaning when it gets down to the bone.Down to the bone i can deal with, its that fuking scrubing brush they use at A&E to get the dirt out that :crybaby:
judgeshock
20th October 2005, 07:55
Good for you man i cant believe the meantality of some of these idiots out there. :not: :headbang:
HB47
20th October 2005, 07:56
Ahh yeah good one mate, I actually work with this guy you accosted on the RG and he'd just had his flat broken in to and the bastards took everything... even cleaned out his wardrobe full of clothes including his brand new Dainese "Rossi" Replica Leathers and matching boots and cut his phone lines so he was actually just trying to make his way to the police station in the only possesions he had left when some F-wit came along shouting abuse at him and then F*#ked off with his keys..... WHAT A C*#T!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Str8 Jacket
20th October 2005, 08:00
Good for you man i cant believe the meantality of some of these idiots out there. :not: :headbang:
I may be completely wrong but I think he may be taking the piss.....? :mellow:
jimbo600
20th October 2005, 08:05
Good drills trashy. I saw some big unit down here doing the same thing. Big cunt he was. I let him on his way.
HB47
20th October 2005, 08:09
Oh yes the urine has definatly been extracted.... Really an RG150 with just jandals and a t-shirt what a clown, and it was probably raining!!!! no no wait it was snowing!!!
bugjuice
20th October 2005, 08:21
so someone else thinks your a dick then.. but for other reasons.
good on ya mate. hope you threw his keys far and wide
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 08:24
I may be completely wrong but I think he may be taking the piss.....? :mellow:
No, you're not wrong at all. Trashy's post just went WAY, WAY, WAY over some other people's heads. Not mentioning any names, but the responses are obvious.
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 08:26
Oh the humanity!!!
But think of the children! What about the children?!
Colapop
20th October 2005, 08:30
But think of the children! What about the children?!
It's the children that are doing that sh*t. You should have thrown his bike away too.
*sic
20th October 2005, 08:32
badass. did you rock a stoppie before getting his keys off him?
manuboy
20th October 2005, 08:34
One up'd you man, i just saw a guy WALKING past wearing jeans and T - he looked at my bike so i figured that one day he might ride one - i hoofed it down 3 floors (okay so i took the elevator) and gave him the bash (okay, so i stole his lollipop) .... f**kin yoof....
Marmoot
20th October 2005, 08:48
what about leather T-shirt? :mellow:
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 08:50
what about leather T-shirt? :mellow:
He'd have to be gay.
Fart
20th October 2005, 08:55
I rode around in my undies for awhile. Only Kelvin Klein is good enough for riding.
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 08:57
... Only Kelvin Klein is good enough for riding.
Is that the low-cost, made-in-a-Thai-sweat-shop, knock-off of Calvin Klein?
Marmoot
20th October 2005, 08:59
do leather T-shirt + leather undies make a leather suit? :mellow:
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 09:00
do leather T-shirt + leather undies make a leather suit? :mellow:
That's called "formalwear for S&M parties"
Fart
20th October 2005, 09:10
Is that the low-cost, made-in-a-Thai-sweat-shop, knock-off of Calvin Klein?
Hand made in Thai by virgin Thai girls who can shoot ping pong balls 20 meters while sewing.
SlowHand
20th October 2005, 09:12
RG's come with either a choice of GE to make your skin turn to leather, or Kevinlar lined t-shirts and shorts. You can get both for a cost and another 50c to upsize if your fatter than the average RG rider. You didnt ask before you took the keys did you?
Colapop
20th October 2005, 09:14
What is it with RG riders? They always seem to have a few less brain cells
Big Dave
20th October 2005, 09:50
Good onya - all us cool people are riding naked this year. Except for my suicidal open face helmet.
Waylander
20th October 2005, 09:51
So much for personal freedom and choice.
MSTRS
20th October 2005, 09:55
So much for personal freedom and choice.
Preserve of the rich.........and politicians.
**R1**
20th October 2005, 10:02
Hand made in Thai by virgin Thai girls who can shoot ping pong balls 20 meters while sewing.Have you been away with Biff?
2_SL0
20th October 2005, 11:13
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
I of course stopped him, explained how silly he was, told him it's all his fault that bikers have a bad name, removed the young mans keys then safely wheelied away between traffic in my leathers.
Yoof of today.............
LMAO nice :Pokey:
judgeshock
20th October 2005, 11:37
No, you're not wrong at all. Trashy's post just went WAY, WAY, WAY over some other people's heads. Not mentioning any names, but the responses are obvious.
Obviously someones thinking to hard into something that isnt there. WAY,WAY,WAY over there heads :devil2:
judgeshock
20th October 2005, 11:41
No, you're not wrong at all. Trashy's post just went WAY, WAY, WAY over some other people's heads. Not mentioning any names, but the responses are obvious.
The WAY, WAY,WAY is over someone else thinking to the situation. :dodge:
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 12:58
*2 posts of incomprehensible babble*
WTF are you trying to say? Speak English, man.
ManDownUnder
20th October 2005, 13:12
Good onya - all us cool people are riding naked this year. Except for my suicidal open face helmet.
I'm not - the memories of mini me getting dragged down the North Western at 120 is too much to bare
Gpotta get me a g-string I think
Phenoix
20th October 2005, 13:20
Some of the people (This is guys and girls) riding, either solo or as a pillion are very crazy with their lack of gear.
I know my bin was my fault due to lack of experiance of all things.
I might not have had leathers on, but still had the thick biker jackets with armour (Cant think of the material) pants, gloves and shoes,
The helmet has 2 or 3 mm groves into the STEEL of it, which is alot harder than my soft and dopey head. I slid about 50 Metres at least
My pants were ripped, but the armour saved my legs, tho I did get a fracured ankle from landing, and brusing over most of my body. I have all of my skin intact.
Your saftey are required.
So congrads to white trash for taking the keys
(Even tho he prbobably just pointed and laughed in horror then poped a nice wheely)
judgeshock
20th October 2005, 13:25
Fantastic, i think you should change to drunken spanker. :bleh:
Keep losing your cool and then you might actually think harder before posting some totally irrelevant bollocks. :stupid:
Maybe you should ask the meaning of a post if you dont understand to start with and then the foolishness of your following posts wouldnt be necessary. :bash:
Drunken Monkey
20th October 2005, 13:35
...Maybe you should ask the meaning of a post if you dont understand to start with and then the foolishness of your following posts wouldnt be neccesary...
Maybe you should just stop and think about what you're typing instead of bashing away at the keys randomly. Your sentances are so far removed from grammatical correctness, they make no sense.
Don't try and come over on me as my intellectual superior with that kindergarten level trash talk, you make yourself look like an even bigger retard than you possibly are.
Actually, I take that all back. I am the idiot. I seem to think I can talk reason to someone who had absolutely no grasp on the dry subtlety and irony of Jimmy's post, let alone fails to understand simple application of the apostrophe, the differences between the words "there" and "their", and a complete inability to understand English sentance structure. Fair cop, I'll take it on the chin. Lesson learned: don't argue with a moron.
judgeshock
20th October 2005, 13:36
hahahahahahahaha keep it coming :whocares:
Colapop
20th October 2005, 13:42
....don't argue with a moron.
Do you have trouble with morons too? The bastards are always knocking at my door wanting to know if they can come in and tell me about life, the universe and everything.
(yeah yeah I know the answer's 47)
froggyfrenchman
20th October 2005, 14:17
hahahahahahaha well done that man
White trash
20th October 2005, 17:30
Saw the same young guy today. He was standing next to Wiri Station next to his keyless bike, showing that he'd repented and had all his appropriate gear including the latest air-bag style jacket. He said he'd seen the error of his ways and could he please have his keys back. I thought, well, this guys got his head screwed on right, he's no longer a danger to the population, sure. Gave him his keys back and went on my way thankfull I'd saved the earth from another gearless biker.
texmo
20th October 2005, 17:58
Down to the bone i can deal with, its that fuking scrubing brush they use at A&E to get the dirt out that :crybaby:
I agree, when I came off on the motorway I though that hurt, I could walk into the A&E but leaving was a diffrent stroy altogether...
heavenly.talker
20th October 2005, 18:05
Down to the bone i can deal with, its that fuking scrubing brush they use at A&E to get the dirt out that :crybaby:
Yowsa....that sound's incredibly painful. I will always wear my shifts, wets or armour from here on in!
Racey Rider
20th October 2005, 18:10
Was given a pair of old roller blades a while ago. (always wanted to try them). :spudbn: :spudbooge
Felt like summer on Tuesday, so did my best idiot impression and doned bike helmit, speical 'don't brake your wrists' gloves and 'saftey T shirt'.
Took me 3 minutes to fall over and graze my elbow. :weep:
Trouble is,, My wife won't let me practice roller bladeing in my full raceing Leathers. :(
I don't know what too do! :spudwhat:
heavenly.talker
20th October 2005, 18:10
As for the tone of the original post...who gives a toss...there is something to be learned from most situations whether they be serious or taking the mickey! Lots of people relate better to humour.
It stimulated conversation on safety and the importance of gear...so that's all good in my book!
awesker
20th October 2005, 19:00
....in Manakau riding his RG150 in *gasp* a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!
I of course stopped him, explained how silly he was, told him it's all his fault that bikers have a bad name, removed the young mans keys then safely wheelied away between traffic in my leathers.
Yoof of today.............
Ive seen that guy!! he was coming down Lincon Road, heading onto the motorway .. I thought it was just a once off thing cause it was a stinking hot day, that was over 2 months ago.. then I hear this. Wonder what goes through his head.. totally beyond me. :mellow:
SPORK
20th October 2005, 19:13
hahahahahahahaha keep it coming :whocares:
Sorry, but you got your arse handed to you.
Kwaka-Kid
20th October 2005, 20:34
Well i saw, an ugly paintjob, not to mention exhaust pipe! on what would otherwise be a nice bike. it was one of those new ones, i think they call them a GSXR600? K6 or some catchy catch name like that. If only the rider in a T shirt was on this thing, could could have shown him the error in his ways on both accounts.
gav
20th October 2005, 21:47
I think we need to know what sort of tee shirt.....
SlashWylde
20th October 2005, 22:43
Ok People, serious question here...
what is the practical safety difference between someone riding a 12-speed bicycle at 50 to 70km/hr wearing bike shoes, shorts, shirt fingerless gloves and a lid helmet...
and a motorcyclist riding at 50 to 70km/hr wearing sneakers jeans a T-shirt no gloves and a full face helmet?
I'd genuinely like to know what you all think, reason being no one thinks twice about the first scenario, but every one is aghast at the second.
The speeds are the same here, but the motorcyclist has jeans, a full face helmet better brakes and more rubber on the road, so isn't he/she better protected in some respects? Granted the motorcycle weighs more hence more inertia but then there's engine braking too.
What do you all think?
Dadpole
20th October 2005, 23:08
perhaps I could start a one man (person/humanlike simian) crusade for the wearing of full gear. I could lurk at the lights, leap out at bikers and give them an all-over battering with a 4x2. Those able to get up and give chase pass the standard. Those who don't will be told "That was for your own good". :Police:
MacD
21st October 2005, 07:58
Ok People, serious question here...
what is the practical safety difference between someone riding a 12-speed bicycle at 50 to 70km/hr wearing bike shoes, shorts, shirt fingerless gloves and a lid helmet...
and a motorcyclist riding at 50 to 70km/hr wearing sneakers jeans a T-shirt no gloves and a full face helmet?
I'd genuinely like to know what you all think, reason being no one thinks twice about the first scenario, but every one is aghast at the second.
The speeds are the same here, but the motorcyclist has jeans, a full face helmet better brakes and more rubber on the road, so isn't he/she better protected in some respects? Granted the motorcycle weighs more hence more inertia but then there's engine braking too.
What do you all think?
I have exactly the same discussion with a mate who rides a bicycle to work. He wears micron thick lycra, bare legs and forearms, fingerless gloves and a piece of polystyrene on his head, reaches at least 50km/h, passes on the left, rides home in the dark and tells me that motorbikes are dangerous!?
I commute in jeans and have done since 1977, yet I have somehow survived?
While we're on it, isn't there a bit of hypocrisy in all the criticism of the boy-racer type who was recently convicted based on the now-infamous video clip, when many of the discussions on this site centre around wheelies, stoppies, and warp speeds?
DemonWolf
21st October 2005, 08:02
the only difference is mass... you figure it out.
MacD
21st October 2005, 09:18
the only difference is mass... you figure it out.
What, you suggesting motorcycle riders weigh more than cyclists?
I presume you mean a motorcycle has more momentum, but that has little to do with what the rider is wearing unless it lands on top of them!
Protective gear is just that, it protects you. It doesn't make you a safer rider or help you avoid accidents. It is the ambulance at the bottom of the cliff.
SlowHand
21st October 2005, 09:21
I think we need to know what sort of tee shirt.....
It was the latest line of Champion T-Shirt.
The "thug-ness" provides all the protection. Bulletproof even, havent tried it myself, but the kids wearing them think they are fist AND bullet proof with their hipping and hopping. :whistle:
Racey Rider
21st October 2005, 11:48
I think we need to know what sort of tee shirt.....
Mine was a Blue one.
Is that bad?? :shutup:
Marmoot
21st October 2005, 12:48
Mine was a Blue one.
Is that bad?? :shutup:
Leather T-Shirt? :mellow:
White trash
21st October 2005, 15:58
Well i saw, an ugly paintjob, not to mention exhaust pipe! on what would otherwise be a nice bike. it was one of those new ones, i think they call them a GSXR600? K6 or some catchy catch name like that. If only the rider in a T shirt was on this thing, could could have shown him the error in his ways on both accounts.
You gay cunt.
Kwaka-Kid
21st October 2005, 19:22
not gay, just dont think the fashion of 1998 was anything to bring back, we are going backwards in suzuki's steps! :P
nicmotors
21st October 2005, 19:42
Well good work there mate!
I'm pleased to read that there are staunch safety minded people out there. Maybe it would make good sence to have a law that all bikers must wear a jacket and boots as well as the standard helmet???
It might encourage people to take biking a bit more seriously if they gotta do so from a more safety orientated perspective...
Anyway keep up the good work hopefully more people will follow sute when seeing the same... :niceone:
Waylander
21st October 2005, 19:45
Maybe it would make good sence to have a law that all bikers must wear a jacket and boots as well as the standard helmet???
It might encourage people to take biking a bit more seriously if they gotta do so from a more safety orientated perspective...
Oh yes, one more nail in the coffin of freedom. Hell why not pass a law that says everyone has to live in a self contained bubble lest the get bitten by a mosquito...
MacD
21st October 2005, 21:31
Irony (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony) :thud:
..........
SlowHand
21st October 2005, 21:47
Oh yes, one more nail in the coffin of freedom. Hell why not pass a law that says everyone has to live in a self contained bubble lest the get bitten by a mosquito...
ooo oo oo, pick me pick me! :spudwave: but can I have a Zorb instead? So many things I want to do with a big ball...
Dadpole
21st October 2005, 22:21
A frightening thought. Compulsory use of standard approved gloves, boots, jacket, pants etc. The legislators would have a field day.
quickbuck
21st October 2005, 22:51
Yep, Great. Then your safety gear will have to pass 6 month inspections.
Marmoot
21st October 2005, 23:27
So many things I want to do with a big ball...
that doesn't sound right :mellow:
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