Wanted: KB'rs to play with nurses

[Draco]

Hi All,
I have 10 of my nursing colleagues itching to go for a pillion ride, so i'm looking for experienced pillion carriers to volunteer. 2 of them have been a pillion before, the other 8 have never been on a bike (and feeling a little nervous). Some are keen to ride on cruisers and some on sports bikes.

Date: Sunday 4th Dec
Time: 10am (ish) (Meet at Draco/Death's place)
Ride to: Possibly the castle for coffee (suggestions welcome)

These guys are a great bunch with an awesome sense of humor. :doctor: Let's show them how us bikers have a good time! As i've mentioned, some are a little nervous so no hero's thanx. The riding speed will be negotiated by each rider/pillion. All pillions have been asked to provide their own gear to ride in but we will need spare helmets for them. Many don't have proper riding gear so any extras you can provide will be most appreciated.

Please indicate your interest/availability, and once i have enough i will PM you to confirm.

Cheers, Draco :niceone:

[crashe]

Awwwww Draco, since I dont pillion anyone...
Can I please come along for the ride.... please. :spudwave:






PS: Draco, since some people will be supplying helmets for these pillions.
Can you kinda find out what size helmet they will need.
As you wont want to put a too big a helmet on the wrong person.
:spudwave: :spudwave: :spudwave:

[Waylander]

Might be a go for this. Depends on where I am at on the day.

[Stroker Girl]

Hi Draco, sound like a great idea. I don't do pillioning but got quite a bit of spare gear lying around (jackets, pants, helmets). You welcome to borrow whatever. Cheers Emma.

[bugjuice]

hell yeah I'll play with nurses :devil2:
just say where n when.. oh, you did already

no gear to offer, but why spoil their outfits?

[FROSTY]

Anything I can do to help Draco.
I can help out maybee with lids/gloves/a jacket or two.
If any of em are REALLY nervous i'll be happy to take em for a quick spin on the FJ before hand

[SARGE]

Anything I can do to help Draco.
I can help out maybee with lids/gloves/a jacket or two.
If any of em are REALLY nervous i'll be happy to take em for a quick spin on the FJ before hand


depends on the day.. i might be keen with a REAL FJ...

[zadok]

hell yeah I'll play with nurses :devil2:
just say where n when.. oh, you did already

no gear to offer, but why spoil their outfits?
You ever heard of a MALE nurse? :whistle: :lol:

[bugjuice]

You ever heard of a MALE nurse? :whistle: :lol:
Murse..?? nah, couldn't be.. Draco wouldn't do that to me.. surely..? hopefully.. ummmm....
damn it, now you've installed fear into my innocent brain cells, look how confused I am now --> :mellow:

[SARGE]

You ever heard of a MALE nurse? :whistle: :lol:


i think thats what he was counting on.... :whistle:

[bugjuice]

i think thats what he was counting on.... :whistle:
oi!!!!!!
arse.. now you've got me mad, see --> :mellow:

[Quasievil]

I can help out with bike and gear no probs

[2much]

Should be able to help out and I've got some spare gear as well.

[Postie]

i got no bike at the mo and my gear is usefull only for squids, but if its a warm day, i can rub in some sun lotion......on the female nurses

[BigB]

I can help and have spare gear + 2 helmets

let me know

Cheers :niceone:

[SpankMe]

Yep, I'll take a nurse for a ride on the back of my SV1000s. I can also bring the girlfriends helmet/jacket/gloves, but they'll only fit someone small. Got any Asian nurses?

Do you want this on the homepage?

[Indiana_Jones]

hop on the Fixxer honey, We're going to the Danger Zone! :sunny:

-Indy

[The Stranger]

If you are short of riders or gear i will help out.
Don't have much surplus gear though.

[Draco]

Cheers Dudes, this is a good start, your awesome! (I knew i could count on some of you sex starved men to volunteer at the mention of the word nurse.)

PS Buggy, there's one male in the pack and he's requested you specially, he's offering a free prostate exam in exchange for a ride!

[justsomeguy]

One of them is welcome to borrow my Cordura Jacket and pant if they want it.

[Draco]

Do you want this on the homepage?
Hi Spank, it's 6 weeks away, so perhaps a bit closer to the time if i don't have enough volunteers (which i'm sure won't be a problem). I'll let you know.
Cheers, Jen

[R6_kid]

would be keen, will have to get back to you closer to the date however as i could potentially be going to a track day on the 4th.

[Marmoot]

ITCHY NURSES????? :mellow:

[John]

Cheers Dudes, this is a good start, your awesome! (I knew i could count on some of you sex starved men to volunteer at the mention of the word nurse.)

PS Buggy, there's one male in the pack and he's requested you specially, he's offering a free prostate exam in exchange for a ride!
I am so envious :(

[juzzer]

ITCHY NURSES????? :mellow:

And 2 Red SP1's......

[bugjuice]

Cheers Dudes, this is a good start, your awesome! (I knew i could count on some of you sex starved men to volunteer at the mention of the word nurse.)

PS Buggy, there's one male in the pack and he's requested you specially, he's offering a free prostate exam in exchange for a ride!
crap. Isn't there anything that can be done about that? I'm sure there's some chick riders he could do a better exam on.. I'm fine, I swear :doctor:

[swanman]

I think this should only be for bikes of 999cc and over. Want to give these girls the right impression about thrust and power!

BTW nurses are the most foul mouthed people that I have ever met off duty, the ones I used to know made me blush.

[Damon]

I'm keen, might be able to get and extra lid and jacket too,

[bugjuice]

I think this should only be for bikes of 999cc and over. Want to give these girls the right impression about thrust and power!

BTW nurses are the most foul mouthed people that I have ever met off duty, the ones I used to know made me blush.
shutthafukup.. you're is 997 anyway, isn't it? so you'd be out :bleh:

'foul mouthed' you say? and they're nurses? I could spend all week taking them round ;)

[M1CRO]

Count me in! :niceone:
Have spare leather jacket (with armour), wet weather gear, gloves and helmet. Dunno if I can go slow ALL the way tho, and I dont want to get into what my right hand does/does not want to do (Throttle hand! Throttle hand!) :whistle:

[SARGE]

I think this should only be for bikes of 999cc and over. Want to give these girls the right impression about thrust and power!




COOL.. MINES 1200!!


*thrust/ parry/ SPIN!!*

[RiderInBlack]

I'm very kind on newbe pillions. Guaranteed no wheelies or stoppies ("Roxanne" is not that kind of girl). "Roxanne" is happy to cruise and will only go faster with experienced pillions. She has a custom seat and a sturdie packrack for the nervious. Have old leather jacket and 2 pair of spare gloves, but need a newer pillion helmet (the old one I have is only used on the farm now).

PS: she has two "Dress" (White/Red/Blue and Black/Red/Blue) so let me know what your wearing so she can match:whistle:

[Cibby]

awww.

I;m jealous now.

If i dress up as a nurse (again) :whistle: will someone take me for a ride?? :devil2:

[aff-man]

awww.

I;m jealous now.

If i dress up as a nurse (again) :whistle: will someone take me for a ride?? :devil2:

You need to ask???? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I'm not as experienced as some but would be keen to help out if ya need me. :niceone:

[juzzer]

awww.

I;m jealous now.

If i dress up as a nurse (again) :whistle: will someone take me for a ride?? :devil2:

What will you wear if i give you the key? :whistle:

[crashe]

Buggy, there's one male in the pack and he's requested you specially, he's offering a free prostate exam in exchange for a ride!


crap. Isn't there anything that can be done about that? I'm sure there's some chick riders he could do a better exam on.. I'm fine, I swear :doctor:

Mate only you lads get prostrate examinations....hehehehehehe
So go for it... are you gonna to be to chicken to take this male pillion on the back of you...:rofl:

[aff-man]

What will you wear if i give you the key? :whistle:

as much as possible and ride away as fast as possible :mellow: :mellow: :whistle: :sweatdrop

[SARGE]

awww.

I;m jealous now.

If i dress up as a nurse (again) :whistle: will someone take me for a ride?? :devil2:


hell Cibby..ya dont even have to dress up



you could even ride nude



wait...you'll need a helmet and boots...

[juzzer]

as much as possible and ride away as fast as possible :mellow: :mellow: :whistle: :sweatdrop

Wasn't really what i had in mind..... :doctor:

[Marmoot]

And 2 Red SP1's......

ohhhh.....sexy........ :love:

[bugjuice]

Mate only you lads get prostrate examinations....hehehehehehe
So go for it... are you gonna to be to chicken to take this male pillion on the back of you...:rofl:
hell no, just makes for wheelie balast then.. I'm sure he'd appreciate it

[Cibby]

hell Cibby..ya dont even have to dress up



you could even ride nude



wait...you'll need a helmet and boots...

haha

depends on what you will let me ride......

We can make a deal.. :devil2: :devil2:

[SARGE]

haha

depends on what you will let me ride......

We can make a deal.. :devil2: :devil2:


nope .. not gonna touch that one ...

[aff-man]

:not: :not: :not: :not:

p.s. i have some extra gear floating around for pillion purposes :niceone:

[Cibby]

nope .. not gonna touch that one ...

geeze sarge.. get ya mind out of the gutter.. i was talking about bikes.

Not you.... :bash:

[The_Dover]

:devil2: I'll take the bitches for a thrilling ride if they ask real nice. :devil2:

[bugjuice]

I'll take the bitches out if they ask real nice.
no, we're going for rides, not killing them off..

[aff-man]

Hmmm are you gonna be doing the SH's or actually have some fun?? :devil2:

P.s. is it a weight ratio thing if so i'll prorder mine 5'4 , 50kg's :whistle:

[RiderInBlack]

:devil2: I'll take the bitches for a thrilling ride if they ask real nice. :devil2:Are you still pissed:whistle: Dover rides better with a pillion (as long as they like it fast). Just ask his GF.

[The_Dover]

Are you still pissed:whistle: Dover rides better with a pillion (as long as they like it fast). Just ask his GF.

'Tis true y'all. Ever since I went to Jenny Craig my bike just hasn't felt the same one-up. :niceone:

[Waylander]

geeze sarge.. get ya mind out of the gutter.. i was talking about bikes.

Not you.... :bash:
Save the horse, ride a cowboy.:devil2:

[Madmax]

would keen but can not take a big one ZX10Rs
do not like to much weight over the back wheel
:eek5:

[RiderInBlack]

would keen but can not take a big one ZX10Rs
do not like to much weight over the back wheel
:eek5:That's alright Madmax, a real 1000 :wait: like "Roxanne" will handle it (or I could be getting some really choice wheelie practice in:cool: ).

[SlashWylde]

Hi Draco, yeah I'd be keen to come along and take someone out. I have spare armoured pants, jacket and gloves and access to a spare helmet too.

-SW

[The Stranger]

One of them is welcome to borrow my Cordura Jacket and pant if they want it.

Pant if they want what exactly?

[Wonko]

Unless work surprises me, count me in Draco.

Have helmet, gloves and a jacket.

[avgas]

Will mark it on my calendar - and get back to you in a few days.
i dont mind taking a pillion either as i think the G/F will stay home.
will be taking it slowish though - as i dont like scaring pillions (bad memories)
Stew

[bugjuice]

would keen but can not take a big one ZX10Rs
do not like to much weight over the back wheel
:eek5:
yeah, ditto for 636s too.. screws up the handling etc.. :yes:

[The_Dover]

would keen but can not take a big one ZX10Rs
do not like to much weight over the back wheel
:eek5:

The bike's ok with the larger ones but I don't want any fat chicks! That's Sarge's territory.

[ManDownUnder]

Draco

I'll stay away from being my usual deviant self and make a serious offer for a change... I'm happy to help - even take some of the male nurses (assuming there are some in the group).

I love riding bikes, and I'm happy to share the experience. I've got the lid (medium sized) and gloves for use by a pillion.

If/when you see my name down for a ride, let me know and I'll be happy to help.
MDU

[SPman]

Yep - I'll prob. be in - might have some spare gear as well
SP

[WRT]

yeah, ditto for 636s too.. screws up the handling etc.. :yes:

Little tip for ya buggy (surprised you havent thought of this yourself actually) - dont put them on the back, bend them over the tank in front of you instead . . .

[bugjuice]

Little tip for ya buggy (surprised you havent thought of this yourself actually) - dont put them on the back, bend them over the tank in front of you instead . . .
mmmmmmk.... but it'll make wheelies harder.. but stoppies (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15566) would be more fun.. Link nrsfw btw
But hey, willing to try anything ya know..

[SARGE]

yeah, ditto for 636s too.. screws up the handling etc.. :yes:



sounds like you boys just need a MAN's bike.....

[bugjuice]

sounds like you boys just need a MAN's bike.....
hey, my 'boy' bike would keep up with most 'man' bikes on any twistie of the day.. Can't help that it's a precisely ballanced machine..

[aff-man]

hahahaha

Well this seems to be getting popular... so is it first come first serve, do we have to pass a test of some sort?? Does it involve surgical gloves :mellow: :mellow: :whistle:

[bugjuice]

Wonder how her back is after that??
it's ok, I'll give her all the treatment she needs.. I'll gently lay her on her back, and administer some things to make her feel better..

[Damon]

So far there are going to be about 50 riders to take 10 nurses, this could be our biggest ride yet, nice motivational choice Draco :niceone:

[SARGE]

The bike's ok with the larger ones but I don't want any fat chicks! That's Sarge's territory.


yea... how IS your mom by the way?


tell her the check is in the mail...



$4 right?

[Damon]

yea... how IS your mom by the way?


tell her the check is in the mail...



$4 right?

oohhhh hell yeah :not: make way for the mocking machine!!

[The_Dover]

yea... how IS your mom by the way?


tell her the check is in the mail...



$4 right?

What the fuck? She never told me you'd taken out a subscription to her "How to smoke pole like a pro!" tutorials......

[ManDownUnder]

haha

depends on what you will let me ride......

We can make a deal.. :devil2: :devil2:

hey hang on -are you being RUDE????

[Zapf]

By that time I'll have got my nice CB900 and I have taken pillion thru the twisties... (hands up)

:doctor:

[Madmax]

twisties with your hands up
you will be mince
(the kind that kids like)
:doctor:

[Draco]

sounds like you boys just need a MAN's bike.....
:done: :doctor:

[SARGE]

What the fuck? She never told me you'd taken out a subscription to her "How to smoke pole like a pro!" tutorials......


no man.. but i DID get your Prison Sex video..

nice angle in that shower scene.. did that hurt as much as you were screaming?

[The_Dover]

Nah, I use a stunt cock for all the gay shit. He said he knows you from your early work in the 1970's rent boy scene. Reckons you used to dress up like a soldier and "go to war" in the trenches...........of other guys butts.

[SARGE]

Nah, I use a stunt cock for all the gay shit. He said he knows you from your early work in the 1970's rent boy scene. Reckons you used to dress up like a soldier and "go to war" in the trenches...........of other guys butts.


nope .. the 70's was my beastiality period..80's was the double amputees and the 90's was pumpkins and squash...


get it right FanBoy.. i know you have all my videos

[The_Dover]

nope .. the 70's was my beastiality period..80's was the double amputees and the 90's was pumpkins and squash...


get it right FanBoy.. i know you have all my videos

Videos? I only buy the highest quality Scandinavian multi-angle DVD Art movies.

Get it right FatBoy. :whistle:

[SARGE]

Get it right FatBoy. :whistle:


big tool.... big shed..


do the math

[The_Dover]

big tool....


Indeed you are!!

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

PUT ME DOWN FOR THIS ONE :eek5:
I ALSO HAVE LEATHER JACKET, PANTS, HELMET ,GLOVES , BOOTS ALL IN BLACK :bleh:
FOR A SIZE 10 NURSE :yes: SORRY TO SAY BUT ANY LADY LARGER ON THE YOSHI WE WILL NEED A NURSE :eyepoke:

[SARGE]

Indeed you are!!



see you at work in the morning funnyman... *evil laugh*

[T.W.R]

HEAD DOWN CHCH WAY AROUND CHRISTMAS AND I'LL BE UP FOR TAKING 1 OR 2 FOR A GOOD RIDE :innocent:

[mikey]

WHAT A BUNCH OF HO'S YOU LOT ARE!

[The_Dover]

see you at work in the morning funnyman... *evil laugh*

Fuck, I forgot about work............. :drinkup: :drinkup: :drinkup: :whistle:

[pinkhoggirl]

PUT ME DOWN FOR THIS ONE :eek5:
I ALSO HAVE LEATHER JACKET, PANTS, HELMET ,GLOVES , BOOTS ALL IN BLACK :bleh:
FOR A SIZE 10 NURSE :yes: SORRY TO SAY BUT ANY LADY LARGER ON THE YOSHI WE WILL NEED A NURSE :eyepoke:


I am a nurse - we get too many chocolates to be a size 10!! :doctor:

Far out - this is about passing on and learning to appreciate the ride isn't it??? I'll take one. Nurse to nurse. No bullshit.:niceone:

[Damon]

I'll take one. Nurse to nurse. No bullshit.:niceone:

This is gonna turn out great! count me in, i dont wanna miss this!!

[SARGE]

This is gonna turn out great! count me in, i dont wanna miss this!!


right on.. this could be the biggest KB run ever...we should give it a proper name....


you know what would REALLY be cool?

seriously.. this is a great opportunity to do a charity thing.. maybe donate a few bucks or a toy or something and donate to Starship or Westpac..it doesnt have to be a big production.. nothing more than whats already been planned.. just donate $20 or whatever for the charity

no better way to show the Nurses how great bikers are eh?

[FROSTY]

nobody but nobody is thinking this through---first SATURDAY of december is the BRONZ toy run --what better place to take these nursies. Mix em in with 650-1000 other bikes TheN I was actually thinking it would be a cool evening to hold the KB auckland XMAS bash

[SARGE]

nobody but nobody is thinking this through---first SATURDAY of december is the BRONZ toy run --what better place to take these nursies. Mix em in with 650-1000 other bikes TheN I was actually thinking it would be a cool evening to hold the KB auckland XMAS bash


good call frosty... rep awarded

[FROSTY]

Wow--just reread the entire thread--lotsa lonely bikiers it seems

[RiderInBlack]

Wow--just reread the entire thread--lotsa lonely bikiers it seemsNa, just horny:devil2:
Any "Tank Slappers" (see Question 10 Answer D (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=270114&postcount=17)):whistle:
:wait:
:dodge:
OK, OK, just kidding, really:innocent:

[Madmax]

went on the wima run cause a flatmates best mate went in a week from the
big C wloud be fun to have some one different on the back :doctor:

[Wonko]

Sorry Draco, I'm going to have to bail. Something else has come up that I don't want to miss out on for that weekend.

Put me down if you ever run this again.

[M1CRO]

Please indicate your interest/availability, and once i have enough i will PM you to confirm...

So you got enough yet? :spudwave:

[DEATH_INC.]

Hold yer horses :calm: ,it's still a little way off yet.....Draco'll be in touch if she likes the look of ya.
She's really looking for guys with their heads screwed on (read mature) as some of these chickies have never done this before.If you want to let her know how much riding experience you got and yer boyscout rank etc. it'll help with the decision process. :niceone:

[aff-man]

well i'm a quite nanarish. Specially with a pillion on the back just ask the missus. If all the nurse type people are taken :crybaby: can we sorce other pillions...

Hahaha it can be the great pillion excursion or something.

[Madguitarist!]

Sounds like you'll have no problems getting volunteers for this gig! :laugh:

I've got spare gear, pant(32) /jacket(M)/helmet (L & XS)/Gloves. Don;t mind riding two up if need ed as well.
If not I might just bring me missus or one of my crazy chick mates along for the ride! :niceone:

Sound like fun anyways....... :doctor:

[Quasievil]

Sounds like a few of you fellas thinking its a date :calm:

ive been laughing quietly in the background

[aff-man]

OFFTOPIC:

But seeing as this is pillion volunteers it seems appropriate.
Took the wheelie balast out the other day and noticed the front getting a little flighty when hitting small bumps while accelerating. What adjustments can i make to the bike to stabilize her a bit more??

[Quasievil]

OFFTOPIC:

But seeing as this is pillion volunteers it seems appropriate.
Took the wheelie balast out the other day and noticed the front getting a little flighty when hitting small bumps while accelerating. What adjustments can i make to the bike to stabilize her a bit more??

Ease of the accelerator ?:whistle:

[T.W.R]

This has possibilities for a well organised event for charity as stated in an earlier post, but functionally don't just keep it Auckland based, i.e if this is a genuine Nurses ride/run then promote it as a regional operation. As nurses do get transfered to other hospitals so they ( the nurses) could organise with other hospitals around the country as their bound to know nurses at other centres.
It could be promoted as Kiwibiker & Nurses Charity Run? with proceeds going to the likes of the Westpac Helicopter Service etc ( they would be a good candidate) as when we as motorcyclists are involved in accidents be it road or off-road in rural areas who is usually called into service?

It would promote both Bikers & Nurses and draw attention to the Westpac Service , which operates nationwide on a shoestring budget
and as we all know they do a bloody good job in all respects!
not trying to pull thoughts away from the likes of toy-runs & kids Hospitals but these do get a reasonable amount of focus anyhow & plus in cases Westpac is vital to kids lives also

think it over and make something solid from it.

I myself have had 7 operations in the last 10yrs and know well n truely what a great job Nurses do & have also bared witness to the amazing job that westpac does ( they're the heros of the "Golden Hour") living where i do they've attended twice to accidents at the infamous Chertsey Bend/ Rail crossing.

P.S 30yrs of riding bikes & 19yrs on the road

[bugjuice]

for what it's worth, and being serious (yeah, me? go figure....), best pillion achievement for me so far is to take the gf from Auckland to National Park on the back for the second time in her life of being on the back of a bike. Didn't scare her so much that she wants to get gear this summer and get out more. And this girl was scared of me flooring my 1 litre car when we first met...

[The Stranger]

Hold yer horses :calm: ,it's still a little way off yet.....Draco'll be in touch if she likes the look of ya.
She's really looking for guys with their heads screwed on (read mature) as some of these chickies have never done this before.If you want to let her know how much riding experience you got and yer boyscout rank etc. it'll help with the decision process. :niceone:

You wont get better than hayabusa01 then.
His head is actually bolted on to be Frank.

[M1CRO]

You wont get better than hayabusa01 then.
His head is actually bolted on to be Frank.

But you forgot to mention the number plate! :2thumbsup