Rainy Thursday Night Drinks

[The_Dover]

Right ho, as it's shit out and it would appear the jaunt up north terminating in the Speights Pub is getting a bit thin on participants I figure I'd organise an alternative.

I'm keen for a sly beverage, as always, so if anyone would care to join me the venue will be The Horse and Trap in Mt Eden, dunno the street but it's just off Mt Eden Rd by the railway tracks. We'll aim to start at about 8'ish, earlier if desired. I'm thirsty.

There's gonna be some drinkin :drinkup: , some dancin :headbang: (maybe), and a little lovin :love: (platonic or otherwise, no roofies pls Juzzer!).

Once the drinkin has been done it's off back to Cibby's hoose for a dip in the spa! :devil2: :doctor:

Who's in?

[juzzer]

There's gonna be some drinkin :drinkup: , some dancin :headbang: (maybe), and a little lovin :love: (platonic or otherwise, no roofies pls Juzzer!).

And you said i was the only one.....you bastard..... :crybaby:

[Qkchk]

Shit Im still trying to decide to go over the NShore to get me new tyre, let alone tonight!!

[Qkchk]

Fuck, I must be gettin old. The rain isn't fun anymore and I don't wanna get cold.... baaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :crybaby:

[Cibby]

ummm well.. I guess i'll be there.

shit.. better make sure the spa is hot..

Whoops...

:whistle:

[juzzer]

Count me out....Dover will get me pissed and it's a school night..... :)

[justsomeguy]

Westgate - Speights Alehouse ride cancelled.

Redirecting people to this thread.

[The_Dover]

Flacidity abounds in Juzzer's rooster......

I won't get ya pissed bro, the beer will do that. Plus I gotta work tomorrow too, pay for another fuckin new tyre!!

[juzzer]

Flacidity abounds in Juzzer's rooster......

I won't get ya pissed bro, the beer will do that. Plus I gotta work tomorrow too, pay for another fuckin new tyre!!

Won't get pissed...yeah right...nope on the wagon...no more drinking with KB'ers...get into to much shit.....so gunna go to bed early :whistle:

[The_Dover]

Won't get pissed...yeah right...nope on the wagon...no more drinking with KB'ers...get into to much shit.....so gunna go to bed early :whistle:

Yeah, women are just giving me the shits bro, nothing but trouble.......

so it's strictly sausage and chutney for me now... :whistle:

[juzzer]

Yeah, women are just giving me the shits bro, nothing but trouble.......

so it's strictly sausage and chutney for me now... :whistle:

Picadilli (sp) is the go fella....

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Fuck, I must be gettin old. The rain isn't fun anymore and I don't wanna get cold.... baaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :crybaby:
WHO TOLD YOU THERES FISH OUT THERE ?NOT FROM WHAT IVE HEARD LATELY :crybaby: BEST COME SCRUB YA TYRE IN ON SUNDAY :niceone:

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

ummm well.. I guess i'll be there.

shit.. better make sure the spa is hot..

Whoops...

:whistle:
HOT :niceone: BEST PUT SOME DISINFECTANT IN IT :crybaby:

[Qkchk]

You two are gettin too weird for me......... :weird: ya better be careful, rumours will start... (bit flippin late for that eh?)

Come on Juzzer, we want to see the other 'Ronnie' tonight.......... yes, it sounds like I'm in. BUT I THINK IT'S JEEP WEATHER.

(Have decided it's too cold and far too dangerous to go fluffin around the streets of Auckland to get me new tyre. Becides, I don't want to get out of my slippers!)

[juzzer]

HOT :niceone: BEST PUT SOME DISINFECTANT IN IT :crybaby:

Farkin glad i'll be tucked up in bed.... :niceone:

[juzzer]

You two are gettin too weird for me......... :weird: ya better be careful, rumours will start... (bit flippin late for that eh?)

We'll yr me Mum...sort me out..Gimme a spankin :sweatdrop

[Qkchk]

WHO TOLD YOU THERES FISH OUT THERE ?NOT FROM WHAT IVE HEARD LATELY :crybaby: BEST COME SCRUB YA TYRE IN ON SUNDAY :niceone:
I would love to YOSHI but we did MY thing last weekend, it's HIS turn this weekend..... ;) :whocares: Well, you never know I may go out for a tyre scrub on Monday...

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Farkin glad i'll be tucked up in bed.... :niceone:
FUCKIN NANCYBOY FLASID ROOSTER :crybaby:

[Qkchk]

We'll yr me Mum...sort me out..Gimme a spankin :sweatdrop
From watching that candid footage of the other night, I did have you on my knee!!!

[juzzer]

FUCKIN NANCYBOY FLASID ROOSTER :crybaby:

Now now..sticks and stones....I'm sure you lot will cope with out me... :niceone:

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

I would love to YOSHI but we did MY thing last weekend, it's HIS turn this weekend..... ;) :whocares: Well, you never know I may go out for a tyre scrub on Monday...
PM YOUR EMAIL TO ME MY BOAT TNT GOT PAINTED OVER THE WEEKEND :niceone: BLACK OFF COURSE :doobey:

[juzzer]

From watching that candid footage of the other night, I did have you on my knee!!!

Promises promises...if it helps i don't mind letting Custrad watch... :banana:

[Cibby]

From watching that candid footage of the other night, I did have you on my knee!!!


common Dawn.... cant just leave me with all the boys. i need some back up.. hahaha

[FROSTY]

dunno how youre gonna be in 2 places at once CC --given Ive got the -zip zip wrr wrrrr broom broom bit here waitin for ya

[Qkchk]

Promises promises...if it helps i don't mind letting Custrad watch... :banana:
Shit mate he was on the bottom of the pile http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=379764&postcount=63 or don't you remember?

[Qkchk]

common Dawn.... cant just leave me with all the boys. i need some back up.. hahaha
Remember there were 4 of us.............http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=379764&postcount=63

:lol:

[Cibby]

dunno how youre gonna be in 2 places at once CC --given Ive got the -zip zip wrr wrrrr broom broom bit here waitin for ya

frosty.. i wasnt planning on being at your house until the later hours of this morning.

That would cause far to many scandles!!!!!

[juzzer]

Shit mate he was on the bottom of the pile http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=379764&postcount=63 or don't you remember?

And it looked like he was lovin it....

[pinkhoggirl]

common Dawn.... cant just leave me with all the boys. i need some back up.. hahaha

Might see y'all there - see how I feel after I jump around to music for awhile... :done: May just have to go night night....getting old ya know... :argh:

[Qkchk]

And it looked like he was lovin it....
Yeah I pointed that out to him....... he does look like he's havin a ball.... ;) At least with you and Cibby infront of him he can watch you guys for any 'Monkey Business'.......... :psst:

[Cibby]

Yeah I pointed that out to him....... he does look like he's havin a ball.... ;) At least with you and Cibby infront of him he can watch you guys for any 'Monkey Business'.......... :psst:

that was fun..... *sigh*

[The_Dover]

Perverts. Corrupting the whole moral fabric of society with your drinking and scandalous orgies......

Can I come?

[juzzer]

that was fun..... *sigh*

Can we do it again? :love:

[juzzer]

Perverts. Corrupting the whole moral fabric of society with your drinking and scandalous orgies......

Can I come?

Maybe you could take over the rain's tonight for me - keep Cibby happy :devil2:

[Cibby]

Perverts. Corrupting the whole moral fabric of society with your drinking and scandalous orgies......

Can I come?


I'm sure something can be arranged. :devil2:

[Qkchk]

Can we do it again? :love:
I think we may be thrown out of the Horse n Trap if we behave like that in there........ WHY NOT! :devil2:

[juzzer]

I think we may be thrown out of the Horse n Trap if we behave like that in there........ WHY NOT! :devil2:

Go hard team...i want pictures...need something to dull the boredom of working tomorrow.....

[Qkchk]

Go hard team...i want pictures...need something to dull the boredom of working tomorrow.....
Make sure you turn up first!!! Can't let YOSHI call you a Flacid Rooster.......

[juzzer]

Make sure you turn up first!!! Can't let YOSHI call you a Flacid Rooster.......

Sorry Mum, like i said...school nght and booze...wont be there...and some of you other bastards have called me far worse....

[juzzer]

Have a whicked night tonight guys...And Dover, take one for the Team - i'm counting on you brother..

Wanna see lots of gun camera footage tomorrow.... :devil2:

[Qkchk]

Sorry Mum, like i said...school nght and booze...wont be there...and some of you other bastards have called me far worse....
Dolphin handler!! You better come and defend your name!! It is called the 'HORSE and TRAP'..........

[juzzer]

Dolphin handler!! You better come and defend your name!! It is called the 'HORSE and TRAP'..........

Gee, who ever said you raised yr kids bad........we're bloody right....
Sorry have made other plans...there will be another night i'm sure :niceone:

[Qkchk]

Gee, who ever said you raised yr kids bad........we're bloody right....
Sorry have made other plans...there will be another night i'm sure :niceone:
We will let you off just this once! ;) Will miss ya, behave yourself.

[Rhino]

I'm keen for a sly beverage, as always, so if anyone would care to join me the venue will be The Horse and Trap in Mt Eden, dunno the street but it's just off Mt Eden Rd by the railway tracks. We'll aim to start at about 8'ish, earlier if desired. I'm thirsty.

Who's in?

It's a shame that it ain't on a Friday night, as Scorpygirl and I aren't far away, but I will be flat out at work tomorrow. :(

Please do leave the place standing, as we have been known to drink there.

Have a great time and sink a wine or two for us. :drinkup:

[The_Dover]

Come on Rhino mate, you can do it!! Someone older and wiser's got to be there to look after us young hooligans!

[texmo]

Is this the place on enfield street just down the road from mt eden motorcycles?

[Qkchk]

Is this the place on enfield street just down the road from mt eden motorcycles?
Yeah I think so......... it runs behind the railway..

[The_Dover]

Yeah, that's the fucker. Good pub!

[Scorpygirl]

Yeah, that's the fucker. Good pub!

Yes, bloody good pub indeed. Yes, it's on Enfield St. There is a big sign on the corner of Mt Eden Rd and Enfield St.

[Qkchk]

I have to cancel, see you guys another time. :(

[The_Dover]

WTF? Come on you miserable sod!! I'm leaving now and I don't want to be drinkin alone!!

[justsomeguy]

Nice seeing all you ugly shits.

Was nice to meet you Mrs/Ms. Yoshi.

See you all on Sunday I hope.

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Nice seeing all you ugly shits.

Was nice to meet you Mrs/Ms. Yoshi.

See you all on Sunday I hope.
EASY MATE JUST A GOOD FRIEND :niceone: BUT JUZZA AND DOVER GOT A HUG :crybaby:
DEBBY LOOK`S LOOK`S AFTER MY LITTLE SHAG WHILE IM OVER NIGHTING :niceone:
(HES MY BEST MATE A STAFFY )

[juzzer]

I......FEEL.....LIKE.......SHIT.......

[Cibby]

good night boys...

After a very greasy lasagna topper and half a bottle of power aid i'm starting to be ok...

Just need coffee and about 5 cans of redbulll per hour and i'll be fine.. :whistle:

[juzzer]

good night boys...

After a very greasy lasagna topper and half a bottle of power aid i'm starting to be ok...

Just need coffee and about 5 cans of redbulll per hour and i'll be fine.. :whistle:

Dunno what you kids got up too...but i'm never drinkning with KB'ers again....

Cib - cheers for the couch.....
Dov - cheers for beign Gixxer pillion bitch this morning...

And to all you flacid roosters that didn't show up and drink.... :moon:

[The_Dover]

mmmm.... lasagne topper.......

[Cibby]

Dunno what you kids got up too...but i'm never drinkning with KB'ers again....

Cib - cheers for the couch.....
Dov - cheers for beign Gixxer pillion bitch this morning...

And to all you flacid roosters that didn't show up and drink.... :moon:


u were on my couch??? hmm... So did ya get a text back from Roxanne...?

And YEAH>. you are all flacid roosters!!!

[juzzer]

u were on my couch??? hmm... So did ya get a text back from Roxanne...?

And YEAH>. you are all flacid roosters!!!

Who's Roxanne?...didn't think RIB was in town?????
I am crashing and burning........

[The_Dover]

I'm feeling increasingly flacid myself.........

[texmo]

Dover I have your phone man I can drop it off to you at work if ya want,
I feel great.....

[juzzer]

Dover I have your phone man I can drop it off to you at work if ya want,
I feel great.....

wanker.....

[texmo]

Well I feel great now after my breakfeast of champions, Scarmbled eggs with cheese and tomatoe sauce with a side of bacon....

[Cibby]

Well I feel great now after my breakfeast of champions, Scarmbled eggs with cheese and tomatoe sauce with a side of bacon....


wanker....

[Phurrball]

Sounds like it got messy after I removed my influence...:devil2:

Was great to meet a few more KBers IRL, share a beer, and talk shit.

I made it home in one, *very* soggy piece, and was told off for being out so late and not calling :weep:. (Fair call - was like fording a constant river out west! Riding like a stoned-jehovas-witness-nana saved the night.)

I do have new admiration for my gloves and boots (Both Revit :not: ), my hands and feet were the only bits of me that were warm and dry.

(I said nothing about warm and moist - an evening with the Juzzer and the_dover can have strange effects;))


I'd better get my carcass along to some rides eh...

Catch y'all soon.

PS - Texmo, that word is still vexing me horribly. You and your blardy Haikus!

[Cibby]

PS - Texmo, that word is still vexing me horribly. You and your blardy Haikus!
nice to meet you to mate.

the word is

pulchritudinous,

enjoy! ;)

[SixPackBack]

*Is jealous he has no hangover, an cant play with the nice KBers*:mellow:

[texmo]

pulchritudinous, thats the word.

[The_Dover]

the word is

pulchritudinous,

enjoy! ;)

Yes, I am rather aren't I? :whistle:

[Phurrball]

pulchritudinous,


Hmmm...pulchritudinous eh...

You do exhibit considerable pulchritude Cibby...most comely...;)

I vex no more. Ta.


Main Entry: pul·chri·tude
Pronunciation: 'p&l-kr&-"tüd, -"tyüd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin pulchritudin-, pulchritudo, from pulchr-, pulcher beautiful
: physical comeliness
- pul·chri·tu·di·nous /"p&l-kr&-'tüd-n&s, -'tyüd-; -'tü-d&n-&s, -'tyü-/ adjective

[Phurrball]

Yes, I am rather aren't I? :whistle:

'Twas indeed the pulchritude of the_dover and the Juzzer that really had me STUNNED though... :blink:

[Indiana_Jones]

I think I'm going out dancing lol

-Indy

[Cibby]

'Twas indeed the pulchritude of the_dover and the Juzzer that really had me STUNNED though... :blink:

bloody hell we all sound intelligent with these big words.

Thanks Phurlball :)

I thing "STUNNED" is a good word... the boys did well last night ;)

[pinkhoggirl]

bloody hell we all sound intelligent with these big words.

Thanks Phurlball :)

I thing "STUNNED" is a good word... the boys did well last night ;)

You do indeed - I'm lost (and I have a Masters!...in big word bullshite of course) :slap:
As for flaccid whatever ya called "us that piked" - that sounds like a dare... :drinkup: ....any of you deviants turning up to Kaukap. tonight? :spudbooge

[texmo]

Hey cibby can i post the pics of you and dover on the net?

[Cibby]

Hey cibby can i post the pics of you and dover on the net?

ummm... you have pics of me and dover?? oh shit.. i now remember those..

hmmm.. can you please send them to me first!!! I'll sensor and then let you know.

Thanks!!!

[juzzer]

Hey cibby can i post the pics of you and dover on the net?

Yes.......

[Cibby]

You do indeed - I'm lost (and I have a Masters!...in big word bullshite of course) :slap:
As for flaccid whatever ya called "us that piked" - that sounds like a dare... :drinkup: ....any of you deviants turning up to Kaukap. tonight? :spudbooge

Yes thats a fucken dare... ya pussy!!!!!

*shuts up before gets herself in trouble with Magentahogg girl

All good marsha.. there was guy there last night whom i think you woudl have been interested in... Owns the bar to!!!

[juzzer]

ummm... you have pics of me and dover?? oh shit.. i now remember those..

hmmm.. can you please send them to me first!!! I'll sensor and then let you know.

Thanks!!!

Bullshit to editing....

[Cibby]

Yes.......

shhhhh.. i wanna see them first.. i dont think they are quite allign to my current clean and shinny reputation/image..

[The_Dover]

:whistle:
Bullshit to editing.... :whistle:

[Phurrball]

Hey cibby can i post the pics of you and dover on the net?

What? From last night? Please tell me that cameras, spa pools and naked flesh were not all present in the same place at the same time...


shhhhh.. i wanna see them first.. i dont think they are quite allign to my current clean and shinny reputation/image..

Mmmm - shins. I'm sure you keep them well scrubbed - were your shins a little dirty last night Cibby?

(As for clean and shiny reputation - there are enough threads to weave a tapestry of filth and debaunchery are there not? Or am I mistaken...I'm *sure* it's just Juzzer and the_dover leading you astray :devil2:)

[pinkhoggirl]

Yes thats a fucken dare... ya pussy!!!!!

*shuts up before gets herself in trouble with Magentahogg girl

All good marsha.. there was guy there last night whom i think you woudl have been interested in... Owns the bar to!!!

Nahh - I only have eyes for you baby :whistle: ...all that pulchi blahblah whatever the hell you were talking about! :devil2:
And dont call me a pussy you... you... you.....twat. :not:

Are ya fronting up to the dare tonight or not - what about you Juz man?? :spudwave:

[Cibby]

Nahh - I only have eyes for you baby :whistle: ...all that pulchi blahblah whatever the hell you were talking about! :devil2:
And dont call me a pussy you... you... you.....twat. :not:

Are ya fronting up to the dare tonight or not - what about you Juz man?? :spudwave:

haha.. well marsha.. girl..

I'm coming up tonight, but me, dover, texmo and i think postie are going to be caging it up.. to hung over to ride.. haha

Juz is piking...