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george formby
7th December 2021, 11:14
Viagara to treat Alzheimer's, who da thunk?

Just going to have a quick look at early onset symptoms then give my doctor a call..

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/dec/06/viagra-could-be-used-to-treat-alzheimers-disease-study-finds



Reminds of this wee chuckle.


Addiction is a horrible way to live
A good friend has just admitted that he has an uncontrollable Viagra habit......his wife is taking it very hard
HenryDorsetCase
7th December 2021, 19:20
Thats a win-win if ever there was one!
Laava
7th December 2021, 20:33
early onset symptoms
Is that a euphamism for morning wood?
george formby
8th December 2021, 08:23
Is that a euphamism for morning wood?

Isn't that a Beatles song?
Laava
8th December 2021, 12:02
Isn't that a Beatles song?

Oh? Oh, now it makes sense!
Berries
11th January 2022, 13:42
I bought some but by the time they started to work I had forgotten what my wife looked like.



Not allowed back in that particular shoe shop anymore :(
pritch
11th January 2022, 14:55
Viagra is also the latest anti COVID measure now that all the anti vaxxers are successfully dewormed having taken Ivermectin. Hard times ahead.

Those of a stronger disposition - and who haven't eaten asparagus lately - are reportedly drinking their own piss.

I'd rather submit to the jab thanks.
george formby
11th January 2022, 15:49
Must be time for a beer.

I've just had an awful vision of hospitals being inundated by covid cases and elderly Alzheimer's sufferers with raging stiffies.

As if the nurses don't have enough to deal with.
husaberg
11th January 2022, 17:12
Viagra is also the latest anti COVID measure now that all the anti vaxxers are successfully dewormed having taken Ivermectin. Hard times ahead.

Those of a stronger disposition - and who haven't eaten asparagus lately - are reportedly drinking their own piss.

I'd rather submit to the jab thanks.

I remember a episode of bear grills where its so dry etc pretty sure its the one where he drinks his own piss when they leave at the end hes on a cliff somewhere and flairs the helicopter and the camera in the second chopper pans and hes surrounded by mini ponds in the rocks.:innocent:
pritch
11th January 2022, 18:45
I seem to remember a WW2 account of an escapee who drank his own pee. He filled a sock with dirt and used that as a filter. If memory serves he didn't repeat his experiment.
The word of the year 2020, "covidiots" about covers it. It's easier to get the jab.
F5 Dave
20th January 2022, 07:46
Yeah but God won't recognise you at the gates of heaven as your DNA has changed.

But he is getting on a bit.

Dopey old cunt.
pete376403
20th January 2022, 12:14
Apropos the viagra subject matter, did you read about the (USA naturally) couple who attempted overcoming erectile disfunction with construction expanding foam? They wont do that again...
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/mans-bizarre-home-remedy-for-impotence-destroys-his-sex-life/Q7MTCYWNKAF4SN3VOGOXETGVKY/