The magician and the monkey

[WRT]

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows
each week and began to understand how the magician did every
trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show."Look,
it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in
the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it........the parrot .

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This
went on for a day..... and then 2 days... and then 3 days...

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
said......



"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

[bugjuice]

lol.. dumb bird..

[Sniper]

Very good joke.

[Colapop]

I lost the monkey?

[onearmedbandit]

Yeah, how come the monkey got top billing yet didn't even appear in the show. Yet the parrot, who played a pivotal role in the scene was omitted from the title.

[Colapop]

Yeah, how come the monkey got top billing yet didn't even appear in the show. Yet the parrot, who played a pivotal role in the scene was omitted from the title.
Maybe the monkey got a spanking before the show?

[onearmedbandit]

Maybe WRT had monkey on the brain?

[WRT]

Well, you tell me . . .

[Colapop]

oh yeah, sure NOW it's a parrot!

[onearmedbandit]

Well, you tell me . . .

LMAO! Brilliant!

[sinfull]

resurection, too good to leave in the archives

[portokiwi]

:eek5: But why did the ship sink?
Why did the cew not evacuate the ship?
Did the captain not put out a may day call?
where were all the life boats?

[deanohit]

Bwahahahaha, now that was good!