pool party, weather pending [Archive]

Postie

21st October 2005, 20:50

To celerbrate Labour day, i'm thinking of having a BBQ at my place, there is a heated outdoor pool and a spa. I'll post more details if people are actualy keen for a BBQ, pool and a spa. as the title sugests, if its raining, its not much fun and we'll do another time.

Cibby

22nd October 2005, 08:31

as previously mentioned... i should be there with bells on. :)

delightful.

Postie

23rd October 2005, 13:34

ok, the address is
4a Wesley Bay Glade
Hillsbourough
Auckland (obviously)

you best look on a map to find exactly where we are but its off Hillsborough road into Aldersgate road and then into Wesley Bay Glade. The house i live in is the stupid pink house on the first corner and you can park in the second driveway where you will probably see a few bikes.

It starts from 2pm, i'll have a BBQ going so if you want to use it, bring what ever you want to chuck on it (so long as its eddible) and what ever you want to drink.
Also if you want to have a swim, bring something to swin in and a towel.

ManDownUnder

23rd October 2005, 13:53

as previously mentioned... i should be there with bells on. :)

delightful.

How (and more importantly WHERE) do you attach them??

HDTboy

23rd October 2005, 14:01

Wait till I'm out of Auckland before you post this why don't ya, Bastard, be like that then. I didn't want to go anyway

pinkhoggirl

23rd October 2005, 22:51

How (and more importantly WHERE) do you attach them??

I'm sure she'd figure something out....eh CC? Love to come to this event - sounds like my kinda fun - but probably be 10 meters under water with my mitts around a crayfish....fingers crossed! :wavey:

Be there for sure next time Postie! :niceone:

bugjuice

24th October 2005, 10:15

right, who's up for this? I'm gonna make it into a bit of a ride too, cos I haven't had a good ride for a while..

Meet at the Westgate Shell station around 12 today, up 16 to Kaukop, stop for a quick coke/oj and a catch up, then back down the same way to Westgate, to Swanson and down Scenic Drive, thru the west side, over to Postie's place for a dip n steak..

anyone want to meet at the Westgate bit for the Scenic drive bit, be there around 1ish and we'll continue thru. Anyone from over the shore, I'll pass by barry's point road at 11.40 on the way there..

Any probs, call/text me on 021 234 7744 and don't forget your togs n towels!!

pyrocam

24th October 2005, 10:26

bugjuice

24th October 2005, 10:27

sweet Pyro..
come on guys, jump in.. I'm gonna be heading off soon, so won't be checking. I'll be on the cell phone, so just hope some more say yes!

pyrocam

24th October 2005, 10:31

and dude. take your addy off. or youll have freaks like me turning up

edit:
fucking GAYLORD :angry: I want to be there. but youknow. the whole engine thing. no-one here to give me a lift either SORRY dude!

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 08:48

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:03

3 days notice ffs.. how much do you want?

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:12

your just jelous that my name is cooler than yours.

Anyway, may I point your attention to post #4.. and note the date.
3 days to bear it in mind and possibly have a backup arrangement should it not go ahead. Post 4 was 24hrs before the party started, which means that you can continue with the orginal plan, and not worry about the alternative plans.

What more do you want? A gold fucking ticket and helicopter ride to the house?

pyrocam

25th October 2005, 09:14

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:16

yeah that helicopter ride was mint
that might have been you sniffing 2 stroke fumes for too long..

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:17

well it's not our problem if you have a short attention span.
And I can't help my brothers preferences, can I?

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 09:17

well you lot missed a good little gathering.. Have to do it again, but ramp it up a bit more..

In the end, there was the host - Postie, Cibby Chick & niece, Parsley, Texmo and myself.. nice little number, and we all got each other so wet! Was fun..

Missed it - bugger - sorry guys. Too much on at home (and I was watching the black clouds roll in from up North... might have wet a few t-shirts...)

MDU

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 09:19

And I can't help my brothers preferences, can I?

hell no - and it's not like in some part where you would BE your brother's preference... gotta avoid some of those redneck states I'll tell ya. (And that's just the ones in NZ...)

Him: "That's it - we're getting a divorce"
Her: "But we'll still be cousins right?"

*shudder*

Cibby

25th October 2005, 09:20

Missed it - bugger - sorry guys. Too much on at home (and I was watching the black clouds roll in from up North... might have wet a few t-shirts...)

MDU

well boys... lovely time.. MDU - I was alteast half naked adn very web.. thanks to the boys.

Geeze that sounds so bad.. and yet so true..

Thanks heaps Postie, was lufferly.

Thanks Texmo for letting me ride your beast.. adn by beast i mean scooter.. scaryist thingi have ever done.. haha

bells next time i promise..!!

Postie

25th October 2005, 09:20

Might I draw your attention Mr kit (who the fuck names there kid after a talking car anyway) to post number one by your brother Ash, as copy and pasted below, with some highlights.

pool party, weather pending
<HR style="COLOR: #d1d1e1" SIZE=1>To celerbrate Labour day, i'm thinking of having a BBQ at my place, there is a heated outdoor pool and a spa. I'll post more details if people are actualy keen for a BBQ, pool and a spa. as the title sugests, if its raining, its not much fun and we'll do another time.
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fair point and duely noted, i'll have it better arranged next time.

anyway, i found out that my phone is waterproof..... to a point, it fell in the spa once, i unscrewed it and dried it out..... yay it works, back up stairs and the football is out, put the phone on a table, whack, back for a dip it goes, this time its well and truely dead......... oh yeah and one spot light got smashed by the ball and one in my house by a fuck off big swiss ball.... so mostly fun....

Cibby

25th October 2005, 09:21

Hmmm has anybody ACTUALLY seen you and your "brother" in the same place at the same time??? Makes me wonder.

actaully on multiple occasions...

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 09:24

I have .

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 09:25

Is Cibbys cousin Hot?

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:26

Is Cibbys cousin Hot?
she's not her cousin, she's the niece. And she's not legal, so I'm not allowed to say.

Postie

25th October 2005, 09:29

Him: "That's it - we're getting a divorce"
Her: "But we'll still be cousins right?"
Him: "I dunno 'bout that Shirleen, but we'll always have the same momma"
Her: " I love you Cleetus"

speedy has been drinking pool water again....

Postie

25th October 2005, 09:30

Is Cibbys cousin Hot?
if you were there, you could have made that decision your self..... granted you were in Rotorua but still............
let me know when your up next and we'll do another one in your honer

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 09:30

Same diff, is she hot though? More to the point, is she a she?

Cibby

25th October 2005, 09:31

Sounds like things happened at this party that arnt being posted!!

And i was taking the piss cibby.. iknow kit, n ash quite well

wat happens on tour stays on tour... :devil2: :whistle:

seriously thou. i had texmo's head between my legs on a number of occasions, my neice almost maimed kit with a well placed knee, big pieces of meat, bug's "juice" being sprayed everywhere... the boys were ah.. well spinning each other off as they called it.. .. lots of deep diving and general debourchery..

and that was just in the pool!!! you should here about the spa..

Just a usual KB gathering.

Cibby

25th October 2005, 09:32

Same diff, is she hot though? More to the point, is she a she?

bloody hell. i had to tie kit down..

She IS THIRTEEN.. AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAIM YOU IN 12-19 DIFFERENT WAYS IF YOU EVEN MENTION ANYTHING INAPPROPRITE ABOUT HER...

you have been warned.

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 09:34

let me know when your up next and we'll do another one in your honer
Is that a typo or are you just glad to hear from me?

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 09:34

bloody hell. i had to tie kit down..

She IS THIRTEEN.. AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAIM YOU IN 12-19 DIFFERENT WAYS IF YOU EVEN MENTION ANYTHING INAPPROPRITE ABOUT HER...

you have been warned.

Can I ask a favour - I want video of it... not just the usual stills...

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 09:48

bloody hell. i had to tie kit down..

She IS THIRTEEN.. AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAIM YOU IN 12-19 DIFFERENT WAYS IF YOU EVEN MENTION ANYTHING INAPPROPRITE ABOUT HER...

you have been warned.
I can vouch for the maiming thing.. at least a couple of them..
She is a nice girl who will break hearts when she's ready. That's all I will say.. officer..

Postie

25th October 2005, 09:51

Is that a typo or are you just glad to hear from me?

lol.... 'twas a typo but you get the gist..

Cibby

25th October 2005, 10:01

I can vouch for the maiming thing.. at least a couple of them..
She is a nice girl who will break hearts when she's ready. That's all I will say.. officer..

haha.. Unfortunatly she is a cutie, i put her in a mini and a singlet the other week and bloody hell she looked 18... it scares me..

Hence the need for the large foldable baseball bat in the boot of my bike, not to mention my years of careful martial arts training and knife throwing ability. haha

Now whats this wth Postie and HDT?? oh dear... :devil2:

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 10:03

haha.. Unfortunatly she is a cutie, i put her in a mini and a singlet the other week and bloody hell she looked 18... it scares me..

Hence the need for the large foldable baseball bat in the boot of my bike, not to mention my years of careful martial arts training and knife throwing ability. haha

Now whats this wth Postie and HDT?? oh dear... :devil2:
that's a reasonable defence, isn't it..?? :dodge:
as for Postie and HDT, I've always had my suspicions.. i dunno..

Cibby

25th October 2005, 10:03

lol.... 'twas a typo but you get the gist..

hay Postie.

DID YA FIND YOUR FLEA???

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

Postie

25th October 2005, 10:07

hay Postie.

DID YA FIND YOUR FLEA???

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

:mellow:
huh?

Cibby

25th October 2005, 10:08

:mellow:
huh?

are you serious?? haha.. the one that was coming to get you!!!.

yeah.. dont try and play innocent now.. There were witnesses..

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 10:16

bloody hell. i had to tie kit down..

She IS THIRTEEN.. AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAIM YOU IN 12-19 DIFFERENT WAYS IF YOU EVEN MENTION ANYTHING INAPPROPRITE ABOUT HER...

you have been warned.

Probably lucky I didn't show my incredibly good looking face..... :eyepoke:

Cibby

25th October 2005, 10:19

Probably lucky I didn't show my incredibly good looking face..... :eyepoke:

na.. your far to old for her..

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 11:24

na.. your far to old for her..
Does that mean I'm not?
I've said nothing inappropriate at this stage, please don't maim me

pyrocam

25th October 2005, 12:58

well it's not our problem if you have a short attention span.
And I can't help my brothers preferences, can I?

well rest assured i will not be inhaling any more 2stroke fumes

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 13:00

and congrats again.. welcome to the easier life of 4 stroke engines with electric start..

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 14:13

Yay, you bought a good bike Pyro! Just don't let Postie ride it

Postie

25th October 2005, 14:20

Yay, you bought a good bike Pyro! Just don't let Postie ride it
easy...... theres no chance i'll be on that, i'm sworn off bloody hondas for good.

texmo

25th October 2005, 15:47

best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".
You must be kiddin postie, can you not rember the flea jumping out of the bag?

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 15:50

best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".

Mmmm...jailbait.

Fuck, you only have to convince the judge.

"You see m'lud, she was wearing a very short skirt and drinking alcohol. I didn't feel the need to ask for ID until after the intital penetration when it started to squeak like a new pair of shoes...." :devil2:

texmo

25th October 2005, 15:57

Time for a KB man whore thread i think?

Postie

25th October 2005, 16:00

best way to describe cibbys relation - "jailbait".
You must be kiddin postie, can you not rember the flea jumping out of the bag?

it didn't jump out, it was just there, i swear dude. must be from the cat (although she was flea treated just the other week) it probably came from the grass outside.... yeah thats it....

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 16:03

Probably from Texmo, he was chatting up some skank on Saturday night.

Postie

25th October 2005, 16:09

texmo

25th October 2005, 16:18

Probably from Texmo, he was chatting up some skank on Saturday night.
Your mum aint a skank man :whistle:

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 16:21

Oh yes she is!!

Is there such a thing as a sexually transmitted ear infection per chance :whistle:

texmo

25th October 2005, 16:38

Yes there is you have sex with them then they wont stfu....

HDTboy

25th October 2005, 19:05

Oh yes she is!!

Is there such a thing as a sexually transmitted ear infection per chance :whistle:
Only if your Penis is small enough to fit in Posties ear

texmo

25th October 2005, 20:19

Lets look at the facts, He owns a thou (straight from a 250), He this hes all that
Probably lucky I didn't show my incredibly good looking face..... :eyepoke: and he mocks everybody almost as much as WINJA.... Maby he is making up for what he lacks....
I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....

parsley

25th October 2005, 21:51

I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. .......... :chase:
Probably all the juice that Bug was squirting in it.

I'm fine (apart from the whole "getting up to go to work" this morning). Thanks for a great day of biking (well, standing around watching Pyro go purple trying to kickstart a solid block of metal), beering, BBQ-ing and watching Cibby's top nearly fall off in the pool. :2thumbsup

Cibby

25th October 2005, 22:04

........err, sorry guys.

I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. .......... :chase:

hmm.. that would possibly explain my incredibly sore eyes today/headache etc ... could have been all bugs juice thou... could also have been to much alcohol and sleep deprivation.

you will just have to throw us another party to make up for it.

Cibby

25th October 2005, 22:07

I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....

having ridden texmo's scooter.. i can easily confirm that it is also incredibly gutless... haha

texmo

25th October 2005, 22:11

and watching Cibby's top nearly fall off in the pool. :2thumbsup
Nah it wasnt falling down that was me un tying he bikini.... :blip:

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 00:18

Lets look at the facts, He owns a thou (straight from a 250), He this hes all that and he mocks everybody almost as much as WINJA.... Maby he is making up for what he lacks....
I on the other hand ride a scooter so I must have a huge cock.....

Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?

And even if it is small, I've still got 100kg to push it in with. And a tongue like an anteater.. :devil2:

Karma

26th October 2005, 00:38

anteater

n 1: toothless mammal of southern Africa and Asia having a body covered with horny scales and a long snout for feeding on ants and termites

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 06:46

anteater

n 1: toothless mammal of southern Africa and Asia having a body covered with horny scales and a long snout for feeding on ants and termites

Not scaly as far as I know, that's an armadilo aint it? But check out this tongue!!

SixPackBack

26th October 2005, 06:57

Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?

And even if it is small, I've still got 100kg to push it in with. And a tongue like an anteater.. :devil2:

From the anteaters mouth....."even if it is small"...........my heart bleeds custard for you honest:lol:

texmo

26th October 2005, 08:07

Now now Tex my little man!! You've seen me in action on the bike and in the pub. If you can't put your mouth where my money is then besy stay in your box, eh?
Nah they wont let me out, after I smashed a guys head on of the bag hooks you have in school its like a u shape with two screws in the flat part holding it against the wall and the two bar point upwards well I grabed his head and planted his eye firmly on one.... they say when I have setteled down.... :spudwave:

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 08:13

Nah they wont let me out, after I smashed a guys head on of the bag hooks you have in school its like a u shape with two screws in the flat part holding it against the wall and the two bar point upwards well I grabed his head and planted his eye firmly on one.... they say when I have setteled down.... :spudwave:

Have you been on the wacky baccy again bro? :doobey:

texmo

26th October 2005, 08:20

Nah that was when I was 12, I also stabed a guy when I was 11 with a flick knife. I must admit the the craft knife in form 2 was the better for more than just crafts....

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 08:21

Nah that was when I was 12, I also stabed a guy when I was 11 with a flick knife. I must admit the the craft knife in form 2 was the better for more than just crafts....

I hear getting laid is good for agression issues, worked for me, you should try it Tex! I'll show you how if you want :niceone:

texmo

26th October 2005, 08:28

I hear getting laid is good for agression issues, worked for me, you should try it Tex! I'll show you how if you want :niceone:
Yer well maby if I have sex I will stop tearing the lables of my beer bottles all the time ( they say its a sign of sexualy fustration ).
Yer sure give us demo again, that would be really clevar you fuck-tarde...

Postie

26th October 2005, 14:33

........err, sorry guys.

I just found out that the pool had a "bug" in it and i don't mean a spider.
I have a sore ear and i'm guessing its an ear infection.... yay, i guess its from the pool. so i'm really sorry if anyone is ill at all..... the pool is being treated now..... i'm really sorry, but hopefully everyone else is sweet. .......... :chase:

so i went to the Quack this morning, i said "i have an ear infection" she has a look in my ear, she says "you have an ear infection" "thats $45 please"....................... i should be a fucking GP, i could do that and only charge $40. I get to the chemist, she looks at the script, "it'll be ready in 10 minutes"..... its fuckin ear drops..... there righ there, why does that take 10 minutes......???