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F5 Dave
8th March 2024, 08:47
This my friends is what is going to make me rich. Sometimes the most simple ideas are the best. The inspiration came to me just prior of covid, while in the family Bach. I can't quite recall the details of how I came up with it, perhaps my father had been working on the concept and had a small prototype run made.
Either way it will be a family Legacy.

Not a Fork
Not A Spoon

I'll call it. . I'll call it. . .THE FOON.
Laava
8th March 2024, 13:15
That is effing brilliant!
i cannot get my head around the fact that no one has come up with this before! Oh, I can see why they have not successfully marketed a knife spoon hybrid, a spife if you will, imagine all the gaping mouth wounds!
pete376403
8th March 2024, 13:49
Sporks have been around for a while...
onearmedbandit
8th March 2024, 13:51
Going back to 1874 even...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

I remember seeing them as a lad in the early 1980's
nerrrd
8th March 2024, 14:08
Why stop at just the fork and spoon, I give you...the 'splayd'.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Splayds.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd
Laava
8th March 2024, 14:33
Sporks have been around for a while...


Going back to 1874 even...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

I remember seeing them as a lad in the early 1980's

I think you guys dont know how to play this game…🤔🤔🤔😁
Laava
8th March 2024, 14:34
Why stop at just the fork and spoon, I give you...the 'splayd'.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Splayds.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd
Would be better with bluetooth!
F5 Dave
8th March 2024, 14:39
Sporks have been around for a while...

Spork?!

Nah that's a stupid name!. If I launched with a name like that it would Fad Out in a few years and dissappear completely.

No, I think Foon is the pathway to success. Marketing is so important.
Laava
8th March 2024, 14:54
Lols! Spork! Sounds like a night time emission!
nerrrd
8th March 2024, 15:32
Sporks are for dorks?

Foons are foon-tastic fun!

...this stuff just writes itself.
F5 Dave
8th March 2024, 19:02
Well clearly. I probably need a highly overpaid division of cultist followers. I mean executive collective team leaders.