Started out

[F5 Dave]

Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story, .


Contine.

[sugilite]

The rider was called Ron, but soon changed that to Rhonda.
Coincidentally was then seen browsing brochures of Hondas.....

[Dean]

And while browsing Hondas, he changed to Maxine.

I guess it all happened after he got the vaccine.

But Maxine learnt the lesson - passed down from his father.

If you want to be a winner - don’t vote for Kamala.

[Berries]

Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story.
Bad day at the Basin was it?

[F5 Dave]

What? Are you implying I'd waste time watching man children playing a game of ball?

No, on the deck sinking a few IPAs, tending the barbie and listening to an old band I'd kinda forgotten about. Hence the lyrics, but clearly I've missed, with the audience, sorry I don't know any Justin Bieber .

[TheDemonLord]

And while browsing Hondas, he changed to Maxine.

I guess it all happened after he got the vaccine.

But Maxine learnt the lesson - passed down from his father.

If you want to be a winner - don’t vote for Kamala.

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.

[F5 Dave]

But have you heard about the Great Crusade?
We ran into millions, and nobody got paid
Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe
For the Holy Grail.

Kickha got it.

Makes you think of summer concerts and drinking in the sun . About to fire the bbq up again.

[BMWST?]

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.
***Desk?***

[F5 Dave]

Actually, if you want to research a bit of history, the Crusades are a great place start. Plenty of podcasts and history sites..
I won't spoil it too much, but the pope (well one of them, but that's another story) asks the Knights to go help protect the Byzantine empire from evil invading muslin hordes God be with you.

First thing that happened was the great unwashed whipped into religious fervour got their MobOn and set off to do God's work. And the first thing they did was of course try to kill all the Jews (Gods chosen people) in Europe. The horrified local priests tried hiding local Jews in their Christian churches. So the mob burns the churches to get to those pesky Jews. Sorry? What were we doing again?:rolleyes:

Oh that's right.

Anyway several tours to the Holy land largely end up with the Crusaders committing atrocities but largely getting their arse handed to them.

Thus proving any notion that the God they thought was on their side simultaneously either doesn't exist, or hates them and his chosen people.

Let's go home and try propaganda this into a glorious victory.

[TheDemonLord]

***Desk?***

Oops type - should have read Deck...

But fuck it - I work in IT, Desk it is.

[Berries]

Actually, if you want to research a bit of history, the Crusades are a great place start. Plenty of podcasts and history sites..
I won't spoil it too much, but the pope (well one of them, but that's another story) asks the Knights to go help protect the Byzantine empire from evil invading muslin hordes God be with you.

First thing that happened was the great unwashed whipped into religious fervour got their MobOn and set off to do God's work. And the first thing they did was of course try to kill all the Jews (Gods chosen people) in Europe. The horrified local priests tried hiding local Jews in their Christian churches. So the mob burns the churches to get to those pesky Jews. Sorry? What were we doing again?:rolleyes:

Oh that's right.

Anyway several tours to the Holy land largely end up with the Crusaders committing atrocities but largely getting their arse handed to them.

Thus proving any notion that the God they thought was on their side simultaneously either doesn't exist, or hates them and his chosen people.

Let's go home and try propaganda this into a glorious victory.
I have been giving you the benefit of the doubt but for fucks sake, that doesn't rhyme anywhere.

You had historical sites and crusading knights and you never even tried.

[F5 Dave]

:laugh:"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Berries again."

[Laava]

Whats he got? Not a lot!

[Dean]

And to that end, with the wind and the road,
She reaped the harvest that she sowed.

A life on two wheels, clad in leather,
Great at 100 kph, but sweaty in summer weather.

For mid-corner, her troubles faded to nought,
Knee down, throttle pinned - by the cops she never was caught.

When all was said and done, and the ride was done,
She cracked a cold one on the desk, and admired the setting sun.

Be still my beating heart…

[F5 Dave]

Woke up this morning
From the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army
The world has ever seen
We were marching as one
On the road to the holy grail
Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story, when you
Spend your lifetime trying to get
Your hands on the Holy Grail
But have you heard about the Great Crusade?
We ran into millions, and nobody got paid
Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe
For the Holy Grail
All the locals scattered
They were hiding in the snow
We were so far from home
So how were we to know
There'd be nothing left to plunder
When we stumbled on the Holy Grail?
We were foolish beings
But we were dying like flies
And those big black birds
They were circling in the sky
And you know what they say, yeah
Nobody deserves to die
Oh I
I've been searching for an easy way
To escape the cold light of day
I've been high, and I've been low
But I've got nowhere else to go
There's nowhere else to go
I followed orders
God knows where I'd be
But I woke up alone
All my wounds were clean
I'm still here
I'm still a fool for the Holy Grail
Oh yeah
I'm a fool for the Holy Grail

[TheDemonLord]

Woke up this morning
From the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army
The world has ever seen
We were marching as one
On the road to the holy grail
Started out
Seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song, but it's a
Hell of a story, when you
Spend your lifetime trying to get
Your hands on the Holy Grail
But have you heard about the Great Crusade?
We ran into millions, and nobody got paid
Yeah, we razed four corners of the globe
For the Holy Grail
All the locals scattered
They were hiding in the snow
We were so far from home
So how were we to know
There'd be nothing left to plunder
When we stumbled on the Holy Grail?
We were foolish beings
But we were dying like flies
And those big black birds
They were circling in the sky
And you know what they say, yeah
Nobody deserves to die
Oh I
I've been searching for an easy way
To escape the cold light of day
I've been high, and I've been low
But I've got nowhere else to go
There's nowhere else to go
I followed orders
God knows where I'd be
But I woke up alone
All my wounds were clean
I'm still here
I'm still a fool for the Holy Grail
Oh yeah
I'm a fool for the Holy Grail


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-iWe4qXUD8

[husaberg]

Evening love
How's your day
I'm bringing you the weather
From the satellite jigsaw
Today was fine
Tears at times
A weak ridge from pressure
From the hinter to the heartland
Who knows what it'll be?
A briny breeze
Collars on the upturn
A nod towards the winter
And Monday
Is a Monday
Tuesday's a thunder day
With a wind that chills you to the bone
Wednesday, don't mention Wednesday
Not a good one at all
Otherwise fine
Otherwise it's dandy
Otherwise fine
Otherwise it's over the top
You got really rotten weather
It's so hard, I know it's so
Whoa, yeah
Tell me where
A weatherman should start
When he's miles from his sunshine
(Shine, shine)
Promise you the warmest winter fire
When outside its freezing cold
(Cold, cold)
Promise you the bluest summer sky
It'll shine just for you (you)
And it'll be the outlook for Thursday
You're guess is good as mine
We'll be together
Yeah, together by design
Sunshine
Sunshine
Sunshine
Otherwise fine
Otherwise it's dandy
Otherwise fine
Otherwise it's over the top
You got really rotten weather
It's so hard, I know it's so
Whoa, whoa
Tell me where
A weatherman should start
When he's miles from his sunshine
(Shine, shine)
Promise you the warmest winter fire
When outside its freezing cold
(Cold, cold)
Promise you the bluest summer sky
It'll shine just for you (you)
And it'll be the outlook for Thursday
You're guess is good as mine
We'll be together
Yeah, together by design
Sunshine
Sunshine


Sunshine
Sunshine

[F5 Dave]

Ha! I've literally Just stopped listening to DD about 10 min ago.

No we're into Where Eagles Dare. Just to be different.

Where Eagles Daaaaare.

[husaberg]

I wear my leather jacket like a great big hug
Radiating charm - a living cloak of luck
It's the only concrete link with an absent friend
It's a symbol I can wear 'till we meet again
Or it's a weight around my neck while the owner's free
Both protector and reminder of mortality
It's a curse - I cannot shirk responsibilities
From the teacher to the pupil it's a gift to me
So I love my leather jacket and I wear it all the time
I love my leather jacket

[F5 Dave]

Nice was just on a kiwi hit list. Even though the starting point was aussie.

But I've had a couple on the deck.

As I walk, my life drifts before me
Though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away
Mark my words, believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to seek the truth
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion

[F5 Dave]

And another aussie band

The argument over God continues
In this house
All of us stand and point our fingers
At the ground
All of us stand and point our fingers

Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh

Red letter day, black heart
It's gonna tear you all apart
So loud, can't hear you call
You and I are gonna fall straight down

Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh
Downtown
Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh

The argument over God continues
In this house
All of us stand and point our fingers
At the ground
The argument overall continues
In this house
All of us stand and point our fingers

Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh
Straight down
Oh wow oh

Black fingernails, red wine
I wanna make you all mine
A lot of people underground
You wanna get there
You gotta go straight down (down, down, down, down, down)

The argument over God continues
In this house
All of us stand and point our fingers
At the ground
The argument overall continues
In this house
All of us stand and point our fingers

Oh wow oh
Straight down

[husaberg]

Big deal
There's something that you don't know
I'm simple
Cannot be brought
Not the kind woman you probably thought
Want to touch me
In a dark place?
Better watch were you show your face boy
Hands off... into your pockets
You know that I'm tough but who are you to knock it?
I don't need your physical favours
I don't care what you say your name
Is enough is enough stop hitting on me
How good could you possibly be?
Money buys
In silence
Every major modern appilance
Floor models
Are always slightly used
And I'm not gonna be abused by you
Look at me
When I'm talking
No one here even noticed that you walked in
You're so vain
You're so boring
You think that you're winning
But you're not even scoring
I don't need your physical favours
I don't care what you say your name
Is enough is enough stop hitting on me
How good could you possibly be?
I don't want your physical favours
I don't care what you say your name
Is enough is enough stop hitting on me
How good could you possibly be
I mean, how good could you possibly be?
Woooh...
If you're gonna treat me like dirt
You're going get hurt
So listen to me darlin'
Mark my words
I don't need your physical favours
I don't care what you say your name
Is enough is enough stop hitting on me
How good could you possibly be?
I don't want your physical favours
I don't care what you say your name
Is enough is enough stop hitting on me
How good could you possibly be
Woooh...
If you're gonna treat me like dirt
You're going get hurt
How good could you possibly be

[BMWST?]

Well he used to be mine
Not so very long ago
I was crazy to ever let him get away
But girl you should know better
Then to go braggin' in my face
So forgive me for what I'm 'bout to say
Big deal
So what? Who cares?
Ya just got lucky that's all it was
Shut up
Don't want a hear another word about
Candlelight and long stem roses
And how you're fallin' head over heels
In love, so what?
Big deal
He's perfect, I heard ya
The first ten times that ya told me
Yeah, yeah, it's amazin' his lovin'
I can't believe I let him go
I regret it, there I said it
Ya call yourself a friend
But ya just keep rubbin' it in
Big deal
So what? Who cares?
Ya just got lucky that's all it was
I swear if I hear another word about
Candlelight or long stem roses
And how you're fallin' head over heels
In love, so what?
Big deal
Congratulations, I'm just so happy for you
I can't contain the way I feel
Big deal, big deal
So what? Who cares?
Ya just got lucky that's all it was
Shut up
Don't want a hear another word about
Candlelight and long stem roses
And how you're fallin' head over heels
In love, so what?
Big deal
In love, so what?
Big deal
Ha ha it's a real big deal
Oh yeah
Ha ha it's a real big deal
Big deal
Ha ha it's a real big deal
In love, so what?
Shut up
Ha ha it's a real big deal

[husaberg]

Look at the sunrise
I look at it burn
I look into your eyes
Don't know where to turn
I'm gonna drift into that void
I'm flying through space I'm an asteroid
Time doesn't take place
when you're paranoid
I'm thinking about you, and nothing else


Thinking bout you
you're thinking about me
Thinking bout you
I'm counting the beat
Thinking about you
Thinking about me
Thinking about just you and me
la da de de
there ain't no place I'd rather be




La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


I'm bleeding to death
On a cloudless day
A three, a four heartbeat
A waltzin' away
Oooh ooh, oo oo
Oooh ooh, oo oo
Oooh ooh, oo oo
Oooh ooh, oo oo
I'm counting the beat 2 3 4 5
I'm feeling the heat glad to be alive
I'm counting the beat 6 7 8 9
I'm wishing that you
That you were mine


Thinking about you
you're thinking about me
Thinking about you and counting the beat
Thinking about you
Thinking about me
Thinking about you
Thinking about me
Thinking about you
Thinking about
Just you and me, la da de de
there ain't no place I'd rather be




La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da
la da de da, la da de da
La da de da, la da de da

[BMWST?]

Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another

[Laava]

Yeehaw

I'm lying in a hospital room
The air is dripping with impending doom
Now all these faces looking down at me
Readying me for surgery
They're all saying it'll all be sweet
I'll be back on my feet in about a week
But I don't hear a single word they say
My mind is several million miles away

I wanna be six-foot-three
"I want a bride", he said
"Make me a bride", he said
"From one who died", he said

I'm lying on an operating table
I don't know nothing cause I'm not quite able
To see or hear or feel a thing
For my body's not finished or functioning

They're putting me together out of other peoples' bodies
But I don't mind and I haven't got a worry
As long as they give me what I really crave
A viable alternative to the grave
I wanna be six-foot-three
"I want a bride", he said
"Make me a bride", he said
"From one who died", he said

Sewn up, so fine
Stitched up
Bride of Frankenstein
Yeehaw

I'm lying in a hospital bed
I don't know if I'm alive or dead
And is it really true or merely fantasy
That these so-called doctors made a monster out of me

I'm staring at a place where my body used to start
But it's been made a guinea pig to surgical art
I'm lying here locked in someone else's skin
And heaven only knows the sorta state I'm in

I wanna be six-foot-three
"I want a bride", he said
"Make me a bride", he said
"From one who died", he said
Oh, yeehaw
Sewn up, so fine
Stitched up
Bride of Frankenstein
Yeehaw

Yeehaw