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manuboy
23rd October 2005, 20:27
My Ride, By me.

The trip was organized. With the usual suspects out of town, I decided to hook up with a few unusual suspects. So I put out the word, and the word was Akaroa (known hereabouts as the GP, except we’ve only ever done the warmup lap b4 the long arm(pit) of the law turns up and the forum posts get a little heated after that).

The day dawned fine and sunny, except for the clouds.

I arrived at the designated point of departure. And waited. And waited. Finally, TheManWhoNeverCame (not to be confused with The Invisible Man or TheManWhoSoldTheWorld) arrived on his 2006 Cthru 999 (don’t let the brochures fool you, they look great in not quite off-white), followed soon after by ThemWhoCantBeAssed, on new ThinAir 600’s, complete with aftermarket whatsits.

And so we departed, down the long straight straights, the short straight straits and the slightly bendy straights with the risey-fally bits. The birds whistled and danced, and twirled, as they hit my radiator.

TheManWhoNeverCame lead at a good pace, and I stuck to his line with the everpresent whine of ThemWhoCantBeAssed behind me. The new underseat exhaust on the 2006 model sounds distinctly different than the round-the-wheel exhaust from last year. More like a gap toothed hag whistling “Sweet Child O Mine” than a dyson with a suction problem.

With the time being a youngish 7:15am, we met AlmostNobodyOnTheRoad, and it’s a wonder TheManWhoNeverCame held his line so well, with all the waving he did to them.

With the landscape starting to become more up than down and more bendy than straight, we settled into a fine rhythm, accelerate-brake, accelerate-brake, until the rythym became accelerate-brake when ThemWhoCantBeAssed ran real wide on a tightening radius left hander collecting the rider of a buell of some sort (nobody i know, the only buell rider I know was winning some sort of prize 400km to the south- still you’d want an award after spening 12 hours with the guy on the guzzi right?)

It was at the hilltop pub I learned that TheManWhoNeverCame was actually the winner of Round 1 of the NZ Road race champs at Ruapuna, he quit the rest of the series when Bruce Anstey was awarded the chequered flag as TheManWhoNeverCame crossed the line some 5 seconds before-hand. Hard done by eh!

The rest of the journey went without a hitch, except for the mass pile up but I suspect the mongrel mob are insured.

Nice bunch of chaps, waved a lot from the scene of the accident and probably would have stopped in for a cuppa with us at the next café if their Harleys hadn’t become even more unrideable than usual.

Tata :drinkup:

White trash
23rd October 2005, 20:32
It never ceases to amaze me, how saomeone who's had their brains continuously shaken to bits by riding a V-Twin, can come up with such prearls of wisdom. That was fucken beautifull man.

Now, the bong goes to the left, quit hogging...........

marty
23rd October 2005, 20:36
so was there a crash? that's never good.

TonyB
23rd October 2005, 20:39
TheManWhoNeverCame- he's a good bloke. You must be riding really well to keep up with him.

manuboy
23rd October 2005, 20:46
Now, the bong goes to the left, quit hogging...........


Sorry bra, didn't see you there.... must have been hiding behind TheManWhoWasn'tThere? You look a lot like him sometimes....


so was there a crash? that's never good.

Crashing a party is good. Crashing out can be good, unless if ya wake up with ya girlfriends jeans on and a splitting headache.

But i wouldn call this a crash. More like an unscheduled meeting of likeminded bikers slightly off the beaten track (or any track) with a small but intense bonfire in the middle of a paddock. If ya know what i mean.

marty
23rd October 2005, 21:04
i think so.....

i'll just stick with my version :)

SPORK
23rd October 2005, 21:10
WTF?!?!?!?!?!

manuboy
23rd October 2005, 21:31
Fricken' Turbo Hayabusa. With NOS

WTF?!?!?!!??!

SPORK
23rd October 2005, 21:56
WTF?!?!?!!??!
Yeah niggah.

Compton and Long Beach together

thealmightytaco
23rd October 2005, 22:40
Yeah niggah.

Compton and Long Beach together
Wit da vertikal grills

dangerous
24th October 2005, 07:24
Now, the bong goes to the left, quit hogging...........
you noticed huh :mellow:


TheManWhoNeverCame on his 2006 Cthru 999 followed soon after by ThemWhoCantBeAssed, on new ThinAir 600’s, complete with aftermarket whatsits.
So....... no one wanted to ride with you again huh, I had imaginary friends when I was 3yrs old, not 30 something man........
Did you actually get out the inclosure of the lounge for this ride or just close ya eyes while in a heap in the vegie patch (out of control 'weed' patch) in ya back yard...... FFS open the windows up :headbang:

PS: Manu weres the question ya had re: snot :niceone:

marty
24th October 2005, 09:09
he'll have to check the back tyre for wear to confirm this one, methinks...

gav
24th October 2005, 21:00
Lucky you werent chasing a CX500A rider, you might've crashed, mate, again, one more cross and all.... :whistle: :dodge:

Sniper
25th October 2005, 06:48
I think after reading that it would be a perfect time for Manuboy to explain his "Snot catching" idea? Very well written mate.

k14
25th October 2005, 18:52
Lucky you werent chasing a CX500A rider, you might've crashed, mate, again, one more cross and all.... :whistle: :dodge:
Nah he's not cool enough to associate with a member of the "townies" :rofl: