FROSTY
23rd October 2005, 22:03
He had just purchased an old dunger of a bike. By some freak it was road legal.it was leaking oil everywhere,and ran most of the time on at least 2 of its 4 cylinders.An idle was out of the question The 4 into one sort of directed exhaust gasses backwards.You get the picture
Riding this creation home he stood up on the pegs to rest his sore backside.
The local cops decided to pull him over. He sat revving this machine as the cops aproached.He was told to shut the bike off -nope Ill never get it going again was his reply.
Cops offered to push start the bike.
All the licence and rego checks done the biker then calls on the cops to come good with their offer.
Up and down the cops ran -pushing this horrible machine.
A fair old sweat was raised on the cops brows and they finally give up.
Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.
Riding this creation home he stood up on the pegs to rest his sore backside.
The local cops decided to pull him over. He sat revving this machine as the cops aproached.He was told to shut the bike off -nope Ill never get it going again was his reply.
Cops offered to push start the bike.
All the licence and rego checks done the biker then calls on the cops to come good with their offer.
Up and down the cops ran -pushing this horrible machine.
A fair old sweat was raised on the cops brows and they finally give up.
Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.