nipples [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:03

... sorry the threads are a little too slow for me today...

Thought I might bring them up to speed somewhat.

righto people... pics? (Juzzer - I know YOU'RE a starter...)

Cibby, BJ, c'mon people

edit - ever wonder why they sound so close to "nibble"? CO-INCIDENCE???

...I think not...

Riff Raff

25th October 2005, 15:05

Yep I've got two.

froggyfrenchman

25th October 2005, 15:06

i say what? gonna have to keep an eye on this one...

Riff Raff

25th October 2005, 15:08

Got my attention.

edit:Check out these babies...
Eeeeeeuw.... that's just not right.

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:08

ok maybe we need categories...

nicest nipple visible through cloth for example (Jennifer Aniston - Friends... ALL THE TIME)

Most blatent example of nipple abuse - Janet Jackson at some awards...

others?

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:09

Got my attention.

edit:Check out these babies...

those'd test your gag reflex...

yungatart

25th October 2005, 15:10

i say what? gonna have to keep an eye on this one...
Careful that you don't have an eye out..

Riff Raff

25th October 2005, 15:11

nicest nipple visible through cloth for example (Jennifer Aniston - Friends... ALL THE TIME)
I always had to bring that fact to the attention of guys at work. Couldn't believe they had never noticed she always had her headlights on.

Most blatent example of nipple abuse - Janet Jackson at some awards...
I think Pamela Anderson is a strong contender for this category.

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:12

I always had to bring that fact to the attention of guys at work. Couldn't believe they had never noticed she always had her headlights on.

they were
1) blind
2) over 95
3) dead
or
4) lying

edit - please note I don't take option 2 to be a truly valid excuse

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:13

I think Pamela Anderson is a strong contender for this category.

Good call - that woman redefined "silicone valley"

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:17

Good call - that woman redefined "silicone valley"

Apparently the song she most commonly sings in the bath is "Islands in the stream".

Colapop

25th October 2005, 15:42

Is there a WTF category?

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:43

Those arent breasts - they are bowling balls!

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:44

Is there a WTF category?

there is now...

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 15:45

Got my attention.

edit:Check out these babies...
holy fuck.. they're... erm.. nipples..

i got stuck in a stupid meeting.. :Pokey:

Colapop

25th October 2005, 15:50

there is now...
Oh OK then these will probably fit. (topically correct being a biker forum and all)

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 15:57

God bless PhotoShop..

Sniper

25th October 2005, 16:03

Hmmm, nipples, yummy

T.W.R

25th October 2005, 16:37

nibbly bits got this one in the bag! :niceone:
the powerpoint is the trumpcard!

T.W.R

25th October 2005, 16:38

mellons, chaff sacks & udders (colapop)

Colapop

25th October 2005, 17:44

mellons, chaff sacks & udders (colapop)
I prefer Funbags - don't we all?

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 17:50

Got my attention.

edit:Check out these babies...

I shit you not people, when I was at Uni I had a grope of one of my GF's mates and she had a set of them. I nearly fuckin freaked out, they were as long and as wide as my thumb!

Mind you, the other mate sitting on my other knee more than made up for it with a finely sculpted rack of sheer beauty. And her legs were pretty knockout too. :whistle:

Colapop

25th October 2005, 17:54

I shit you not people, when I was at Uni I had a grope of one of my GF's mates and she had a set of them. I nearly fuckin freaked out, they were as long and as wide as my thumb!

Mind you, the other mate sitting on my other knee more than made up for it with a finely sculpted rack of sheer beauty. And her legs were pretty knockout too. :whistle:

I got one word for you D man - EVIDENCE. I like a good bedtime story as much as the next guy, but in this enviroment stories don't pop the eyeballs. :eek5:

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 17:58

I prefer Funbags - don't we all?
breasticles

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 17:59

Fuck I'll see if the ex will give me a signed affidavit eh? I may be able to dig out a picture of the birds in question somewhere but this was about 1997 and even with my drink and drug addled brain those nipples still stand proud.

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 18:00

breasticles

I prefer chesticles or "top bollocks"

Colapop

25th October 2005, 18:06

I prefer chesticles or "top bollocks"

I prefer to have physical contact with them

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 18:10

I prefer to have physical contact with them

I prefer to shoot my load on them, but fuck man if you wanna question my experiences go ahead. I'm pretty comfortable with where I've been and what I've done, most of it anyway. If you get a bit jealous and need to doubt it then go ahead. I've got plenty of witnesses (apologies to some of them).

I still know a good few pairs of tits crying out for my big old hands on them tonight. :devil2:

SuperDave

25th October 2005, 18:15

I have three! Do I win?

Colapop

25th October 2005, 18:17

I prefer to shoot my load on them, but fuck man if you wanna question my experiences go ahead. I'm pretty comfortable with where I've been and what I've done, most of it anyway. If you get a bit jealous and need to doubt it then go ahead. I've got plenty of witnesses (apologies to some of them).

I still know a good few pairs of tits crying out for my big old hands on them tonight. :devil2:

And all power to you too man. The more you get the better you feel.
Mine (as the missus) started off great, and as much as gravity affects all of us over the years she still lets me be tarzan every now and then. Ok every then and very rarely ... oh god ... I have no fun anymore .... please just let live in an imaginary world :crybaby:

froggyfrenchman

25th October 2005, 20:01

Reading this thread is much better than a poke in the eye with a sharp nipple...

ManDownUnder

26th October 2005, 05:36

Reading this thread is much better than a poke in the eye with a sharp nipple...

what a way to go :love:

avgas

26th October 2005, 05:48

Colapop

26th October 2005, 08:22

Wotta bout batman ;)

Do they have to be real? Coz I reckon some of those Superhero chicks are far too hot to be real. I mean have you ever noticed how acurate the artits are?

bugjuice

26th October 2005, 08:30

Reading this thread is much better than a poke in the eye with a sharp nipple...
be an awesome way to loose your sight. By all means of wives' tales, I should have gone blind a long time ago. So a nipple in the eye isn't a bad way by anyones standards..

Colapop

26th October 2005, 10:12

For those of you that were left wondering....

SARGE

26th October 2005, 10:25

Careful that you don't have an eye out..

HAHAH .. VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!!

you'd laugh if you knew me ... :whistle: ...

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 10:27

HAHAH .. VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!!

YOU'D LAUGH IF YOU KNEW ME...

Oh, and laugh we do my tubby friend :niceone:

SARGE

26th October 2005, 10:41

Oh, and laugh we do my tubby friend :niceone:

yea .. giggle it up clown boy..

see you Saturday... bring your cleaning supplies

Sniper

26th October 2005, 10:44

Hmmm, very little pictures of nipples in this thread.

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 10:48

yea .. giggle it up clown boy..

see you Saturday... bring your cleaning supplies

Have you spilled your Jenny Craig Meal Replacement shake again? :Oops: Or did you just want the honour of giving my K5 a good rub down? :eyepoke:

Colapop

26th October 2005, 10:53

...did you just want the honour of giving my .... a good rub down? :eyepoke:

Oh yeah big surprise - Dover's after a rub down (again)
Edited for clarity

Indiana_Jones

26th October 2005, 12:45

ARGH MY EYE! :D

-Indy

bugjuice

26th October 2005, 13:03

ARGH MY EYE! :D

-Indy
no, we're on about nipples and breasticles. Not bad mossie bites.. :dodge:

froggyfrenchman

26th October 2005, 18:27

ARGH MY EYE! :D

-Indy

Argh indy! go see your doctor, he might be able to pump those bites up for you. God bless silicone :devil2:

Sparky

26th October 2005, 21:10

this looks like fun

Cibby

26th October 2005, 21:57

Colapop

27th October 2005, 07:57

Allrighty boys and girls,

Here is a nipple for you, this is of a reasonably famous KB'er.

Try and guess...

I'll give u a clue, it is one of the following..

Postie
Nguan (SP)
Dover
Texmo
Bug Juice
Juzzer
Mr Skid

and for the record, the pic got in my phone by the someone else, not me.. ;)

Got to be Juzzer (oh wait no, it's Dover, no hang on it's BJ or Postie. It's probably Tex taken by Mr Skid) - the photo is from the recent trip where you all got pissed (and I live at the other end of the country - Boohoo)
And I reckon it's not just a photo - you've probably got the full 15min mpeg!

The_Dover

27th October 2005, 08:00

Well, those who know me should be able to tell pretty fucken easily.. :whistle:

Cibby

27th October 2005, 08:30

Well, those who know me should be able to tell pretty fucken easily.. :whistle:

ya huh.. u woudl think.... ;)

ManDownUnder

27th October 2005, 08:59

this looks like fun

so...

... does that mean cock fights didn't actually involve chickens?

juzzer

27th October 2005, 10:54

so...

... does that mean cock fights didn't actually involve chickens?

:rofl: :rofl:

PS - I got more hair than that young whipper snapper......

The_Dover

27th October 2005, 11:21

I got more steel.

Sparky

27th October 2005, 16:36

so...

... does that mean cock fights didn't actually involve chickens?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I shudder to think about that one, lets stick to the subject me thinks.