ok - what constitutes a nice arse? [Archive]

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:20

ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

Tanned, toned, hair free...

your thoughts... ?

froggyfrenchman

25th October 2005, 15:25

Oh God! Please tell me this isnt leading up to a flood of man arse pics being posted! I just dont think my guts could handle that

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:27

Oh God! Please tell me this isnt leading up to a flood of man arse pics being posted! I just dont think my guts could handle that

tis only fair - and one click of the mouse - you're looking at something else... just like on the telly...

crashe

25th October 2005, 15:28

MDU - since you are so bored at work with nothing to do...:rofl:
Can you please pop into the Tampon thread and answer my question.
Thanks very much...

Colapop

25th October 2005, 15:32

ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

Tanned, toned, hair free...

your thoughts... ?

Thoughts are you're struggling to get back into work mode after a long weekend! Is your next thread topic going to be "Who's got the best overall package?"

BTW, Best arse has got to be Madonna's.
And best rack goes to Liz Hurley in the safety pin dress.

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:34

I vote Kylie for best arse . . .

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 15:35

Best arse - Kylie - round and inviting
Best rack - Sylvia Saint in her prime - natural, pert and a perfect hand/mouthful

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:37

Best arse - Kylie - round and inviting

Motion is passed ;)

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 15:42

Motion is passed ;)

:Oops: I hope you had a tissue handy and maybe you shouldn't have thought about it so hard....a lovely visualisation but dangerous in the wrong mind. :bash:

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:46

Err, not quite what I meant (despite the fact we are talking about arses, I didnt mean that kind of motion).

I voted Kylie, you seconded(ededed) it, motion is passed! (in best boardroom voice)

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 15:49

you haven't been laid in a while, have you?
if you're bored, go into the ladies and crack one off.. I do all the time
just got back actually

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:51

you haven't been laid in a while, have you?

Are you trying to tell me last night didnt mean that much to you? *sniff*

Colapop

25th October 2005, 15:53

Are you trying to tell me last night didnt mean that much to you? *sniff*
Don't come across with that *sniffing* thing esp. after you've passed a motion

WRT

25th October 2005, 15:55

LOL - I just wish he had let me down gently, is all . . .

bugjuice

25th October 2005, 15:56

Are you trying to tell me last night didnt mean that much to you? *sniff*
I meant MDU..
sheesh..

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 15:58

you haven't been laid in a while, have you?
if you're bored, go into the ladies and crack one off.. I do all the time
just got back actually

You need help - but then... so do I - lets face it...

As for your allegations - I will neither confirm nor deny, although I will say I'm not carrying a scud in my pocket (and no... I'm not that "pleased to see you" either)

Lou Girardin

25th October 2005, 16:00

Kylie Minogues.
But only on women.

Charlie

25th October 2005, 16:01

ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

Tanned, toned, hair free...

your thoughts... ?
On a guy or a gal? I ask because "Tanned, toned, hair free...". How many woman have a gorilla butt?????

Colapop

25th October 2005, 16:01

LOL - I just wish he had let me down gently, is all . . .

Give us a break - we know you like it rough... :Oops: (did that come out loud?)

ManDownUnder

25th October 2005, 16:02

On a guy or a gal? I ask because "Tanned, toned, hair free...". How many woman have a gorilla butt?????

On a guy... (glad you picked it up - not many did...)

That's why the first word of the whole post is "ladies..."

I am asking the ladies...

Carry on - as you were

Beemer

25th October 2005, 16:03

If you're talking about what ladies find attractive regarding men's butts, then definitely not hairy ones! Fat ones are out too (most men would say the same about women's), and they have to have a nice shape. I hate flat bums on men - the sort that look like a squashed hot cross bun!

Not that I am one to skite, but my husband has a particularly nice bum!

Charlie

25th October 2005, 16:07

If you're talking about what ladies find attractive regarding men's butts, then definitely not hairy ones! Fat ones are out too (most men would say the same about women's), and they have to have a nice shape. I hate flat bums on men - the sort that look like a squashed hot cross bun!

Nice Beemer - with you on that! I'm not a fan of hairy backs and bums. Tanned isnt important but ya cant help but chuckle when there is a pair of bronzed legs supporting a glowing white arse!

WRT

25th October 2005, 16:35

Nice Beemer - with you on that! I'm not a fan of hairy backs and bums. Tanned isnt important but ya cant help but chuckle when there is a pair of bronzed legs supporting a glowing white arse!

Phew - I'm sweet then, my legs are just as white as my arse!

The_Dover

25th October 2005, 18:05

Colapop

25th October 2005, 18:09

I shave my ass, is that cool?

That is not a mental picture I needed :nono:

Charlie

25th October 2005, 19:47

Phew - I'm sweet then, my legs are just as white as my arse!
Congrats - so you match in colour! But is your arse as hairy as your legs???

I shave my ass, is that cool?
Wax is better - less stubble! :laugh:

thehollowmen

25th October 2005, 21:36

Hairless, tight and firm.
Makes for a good grip.

parsley

25th October 2005, 22:05

I vote Kylie for best arse . . .
Ever see that "Agent Provocateur" ad she did for the cinema?

Whoa...

Qkchk

25th October 2005, 22:09

What an arse! :2thumbsup

Mooch

25th October 2005, 22:11

ladies - step right up, give me your opinions on what YOU think makes the 10/10 butt.

Tanned, toned, hair free...

your thoughts... ?

Here was I thinking that this thread was going to be about motorcycle rear ends so I was going to say 916-998 and MV F4 ........Never mind !

FlangMasterJ

25th October 2005, 22:38

Don't know if you guys have seen this chicks ass. Keyra Agustinas backside was voted 'The Perfect Butt' by Howard Stern and I'd have to agree!

"Two eggs in a hanky!"

N4CR

25th October 2005, 22:42

Helll yes! Keyra has a great ass. Used to be a whole lot of those pics lying round on the net. BJ probably knows where they all are though eh :blip:

Biff

25th October 2005, 22:58

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Some other brothers might deny.

Shrek etc

Gotta give it to J Lo (Figuratively speaking) and whatsherface that stole Brad from her from Friends...

Top notch buttox

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 00:13

Ever see that "Agent Provocateur" ad she did for the cinema?

Whoa...

I have it on my cellphone for anyone who is interested on the next ride. :niceone:

Colapop

26th October 2005, 06:15

Don't know if you guys have seen this chicks ass. Keyra Agustinas backside was voted 'The Perfect Butt' by Howard Stern and I'd have to agree!

"Two eggs in a hanky!"

Absolutely Exquisite Rear!

InDeSkyz

26th October 2005, 06:28

A chicks arse or a guys arse?

Guy - soft, not too hairy
Chick - soft, no excess visable dimples

bugjuice

26th October 2005, 08:27

Helll yes! Keyra has a great ass. Used to be a whole lot of those pics lying round on the net. BJ probably knows where they all are though eh :blip:
I found them, printed them out, and decorated a room in them.. I have no wall paper in my house.. Just themed rooms. The 'arsing around' room is indeed a popular room..

bugjuice

26th October 2005, 08:28

A chicks arse or a guys arse?

Guy - soft, not too hairy
Chick - soft, no excess visable dimples
see, nothing comes close to a hot chick commenting on another hot chick's arse or breasticles etc..

FYI mine is soft and not very hairy at all.. white too. must get some more sun on it

Marmoot

26th October 2005, 09:38

What constitutes a nice arse?

Two exhaust holes, small LED brake lights, slim cowling, small number plate and 190 section rear tyre.
Tight leather pants help too :mellow:

The_Dover

26th October 2005, 09:43

What constitutes a nice arse?

Two exhaust holes, small LED brake lights, slim cowling, small number plate and 190 section rear tyre.
Tight leather pants help too :mellow:

Pervert, the type usually to be found lurking around SH22.