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Colapop
28th October 2005, 08:00
Hi all, I thought I'd take time out from my busy schedule as a fly by night action camerperson/undercover agent to share myself with some of the menial people. Hi there.

Sniper
28th October 2005, 08:02
Hi............

Str8 Jacket
28th October 2005, 08:03
Hi all, I thought I'd take time out from my busy schedule

You can't be that busy, I mean your still logged in on KB... :whistle:

fische
28th October 2005, 08:05
I just thought I'd make a comment on the whole getting out of hand fish thing. I see there are two more new members this morning, Fush and Fische. Where is it all going to end??

Artifice
28th October 2005, 09:32
perhaps phish knows

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 09:46
nah, they're all just phishing..
now, if we were to talk about phisting..

Karma
28th October 2005, 10:26
or even a good phucking

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 10:30
or even a good phucking
actually, that's not a bad idea..

Sniper
28th October 2005, 10:32
I call all the hot blondes then......

Karma
28th October 2005, 10:34
I call all the hot blondes then......

You can't just call a third of all the hot women on the planet! I'm sure you have to bid for it or something?

My money's on the ginger birds anyhow... they're just more eager for it :headbang:

Sniper
28th October 2005, 10:36
I called it so there, you called the gingers so they are yours......... what will BJ choose?

Karma
28th October 2005, 10:37
I called it so there, you called the gingers so they are yours......... what will BJ choose?


Well there's brunettes, and blokes.

What's behind door number 2?

Postie
28th October 2005, 10:37
My money's on the ginger birds anyhow... they're just more eager for it :headbang:

they're not more eager, they're just more gratefull, like fat chicks...... :dodge:

Karma
28th October 2005, 10:39
they're not more eager, they're just more gratefull, like fat chicks...... :dodge:


What about fat ginger chicks?

Big Dave
28th October 2005, 10:40
from what the girls say about bugjuice it can't be him - he would be 'micro'-fische

Karma
28th October 2005, 10:44
haha..

Just seen Alarumbas new avatar. Class.

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 10:46
from what the girls say about bugjuice it can't be him - he would be 'micro'-fische
hey, that's below the belt... just where the chicks love it..

in the dark, they all look the same.. i'll take the Cameron Diaz look-a-like and be done with it..

Sniper
28th October 2005, 10:47
I called the blonde ones though buggy which means I get the CD look alikes.

Postie
28th October 2005, 10:48
What about fat ginger chicks?
i dunno, that can be your home work....

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 10:49
I called the blonde ones though buggy which means I get the CD look alikes.
what, they're flat and round with a small hole, and just seem to gloss over things while having a problem sometimes retaining data? good call :niceone:

Sniper
28th October 2005, 10:51
Smartarse, I didint even realised I said that. Christchurch is nice today, its almost lunchtime, the uni's will be out. Im going for a perv, I mean ride.

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 10:53
at 3.30, it's knockin off time at the girls school/college down the road.. I have a coffee break around then. They also walk past my bathroom window too, which i think is highly ironic..

WRT
28th October 2005, 11:05
at 3.30, it's knockin off time at the girls school/college down the road.. I have a coffee break around then. They also walk past my bathroom window too, which i think is highly ironic..

Or highly iconic, depending on what your window frame looks like.

Karma
28th October 2005, 11:18
at 3.30, it's knockin off time at the girls school/college down the road.. I have a coffee break around then. They also walk past my bathroom window too, which i think is highly ironic..


Just swap out that window for a doorway, perhaps put up a sign saying something like Buggys House of Girly Pink Fluffy Stuff, and they'll come right to you. :niceone:

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 11:30
Just swap out that window for a doorway, perhaps put up a sign saying something like Buggys House of Girly Pink Fluffy Stuff, and they'll come right to you. :niceone:
I would, but it's 5 floors up.. which isn't a bad thing, when you think about it

Sniper
28th October 2005, 11:57
Its rainging sticky white stuff on a perfect day aye buggy :chase:

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 12:03
hell yeah..

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 12:20
HAHA awesome read. but BJ ive been around that school some morning and jeez, I reckon all the ugly girls go to private schools cos they get too depressed at public schools with all the... and the.... and um. oh nevermind.

its people like BJ that make office buildings windows unopenable.

Karma
28th October 2005, 12:27
HAHA awesome read. but BJ ive been around that school some morning and jeez, I reckon all the ugly girls go to private schools cos they get too depressed at public schools with all the... and the.... and um. oh nevermind.

its people like BJ that make office buildings windows unopenable.

And the reason why there's usually strange noises coming from the end toilet cubicle :blip: :tugger:

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 12:31
HAHA awesome read. but BJ ive been around that school some morning and jeez, I reckon all the ugly girls go to private schools cos they get too depressed at public schools with all the... and the.... and um. oh nevermind.

its people like BJ that make office buildings windows unopenable.
no, it's people like Bill Gates that make Windows unopenable, on several levels.
but quite likely me too..
And the noises are only when a) previous night was heavy, or b) I got a chick in there. Else, the cubicles aren't near the window. So I just have to sit by the window instead

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 12:52
no, it's people like Bill Gates that make Windows unopenable, on several levels.
but quite likely me too..
And the noises are only when a) previous night was heavy, or b) I got a chick in there. Else, the cubicles aren't near the window. So I just have to sit by the window instead

if your desk is set up right (or your just daring. you can ussually whip one off if you sit really close to tyhe desk so everythings outa site. just put your rubbish bin between your legs or maybe have some fax paper handy.

ive never tried of course.

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 13:09
if your desk is set up right (or your just daring. you can ussually whip one off if you sit really close to tyhe desk so everythings outa site. just put your rubbish bin between your legs or maybe have some fax paper handy.

ive never tried of course.
it does sound like you've got experience there..
But my desk is in the middle of the building, despite my many requests to move, they just won't for some reason. I think someone here knows..

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 13:35
it does sound like you've got experience there..
But my desk is in the middle of the building, despite my many requests to move, they just won't for some reason. I think someone here knows..
got cublicle walls on the important side?

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 13:47
nope, all open plan.. but another department has the best side..

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 13:49
nope, all open plan.. but another department has the best side..

aww you poor guy. i feel for ya. but im gonna go look at some pron that our email server blocked and grab some fax paper.

bugjuice
28th October 2005, 13:54
it's ok, I can feel myself thanx..
but sounds fun, you go fax yourself off there.. :niceone:

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 19:45
it's ok, I can feel myself thanx..
but sounds fun, you go fax yourself off there.. :niceone:
phew.
ok done. that was great.

Colapop
28th October 2005, 19:58
You boys jack my thread?

pyrocam
28th October 2005, 20:17
You boys jack my thread?
sorry a little bit of a hi-jack there.

get it ? get it? omg im so..oh nevermind.

Colapop
28th October 2005, 20:20
sorry a little bit of a hi-jack there.

get it ? get it? omg im so..oh nevermind.

S'ok the thread was a jack-up anyway.
har har har - not worth a big laugh. I made a notfunny

Waylander
28th October 2005, 20:46
For fuck sake.... Let it die peaple.

Cibby
30th October 2005, 01:18
wel...

Dont know what buggie is doing in the wannabe/newbie threads..

One can only assume that he likes the young and inexperienced.....

School girls aye??? I dressed up as one of those once.. could be done again.
oh i know


A KB School Girl Party..

Only one huge problem is that this site is like 98% guys....

Damn :devil2:

Karma
30th October 2005, 10:12
A KB School Girl Party..

Only one huge problem is that this site is like 98% guys....

Damn :devil2:


Well I'm sure I could draw up a specialist invitation list.

Order the members list by Female, then invite the top 50 people.



Oh... and me. :banana: :cool:

pyrocam
30th October 2005, 11:40
Well I'm sure I could draw up a specialist invitation list.

Order the members list by Female, then invite the top 50 people.



Oh... and me. :banana: :cool:

just order it by bling. I think of the 2% femails on here 60% have to be dating/married. either that or thats just the excuse im given. :sweatdrop