Looking for bikers who enjoy weekends away travelling by bike

[socialites]

Any couples out there who enjoy doing weekend rides to various places on the North Island? We would like to hear from you if you enjoy staying over in a motel and taking in the sites of this beautiful country.

[DMNTD]

Hi and welcome to KB Socialites.
We're always looking for an adverture and if your ever up our way make sure you get hold of us so we can show a bit of our corner :cool:

[socialites]

Thanks TL.....will do just that...do quite often get up north...so looking forward to catch up.

[Cibby]

Hi lady

The toxic crew are keen..

assuming that me, juzzer and dover fit the criteria of "couples"

:blip: :blip: :blip: :blip: :blip: :banana: :banana: :doobey:

[The_Dover]

We only need one bed :whistle:.........

[James Deuce]

Aaargh. Looks like a "Swap Meet" to me.

[Cibby]

Aaargh. Looks like a "Swap Meet" to me.

i'll swap you dover for 50 cents for a mc donalds icecream.

[The_Dover]

Erm, don't you mean a "Swap Meat"????

[James Deuce]

i'll swap you dover for 50 cents for a mc donalds icecream.

You're on. I need a Drum Tech.

[James Deuce]

Erm, don't you mean a "Swap Meat"????

Here I was thinking you English could "do" subtle humour.

[Biff]

Here I was thinking you English could "do" subtle humour.

What? From a nation that gave the world Benny Hill?

If you're ever down this way Socialites feel free to drop me a PM. And welcome.

[socialites]

Will do Biff...and thanks for the offer.

[socialites]

You guys fit the criteria just fine...as long as there is at least on other female in the bunch, that way it keeps the missus happy.....lol

[socialites]

shit...this aint working

You guys fit the criteria just fine...as long as there is at least on other female in the bunch, that way it keeps the missus happy.....lol

[mv.senna]

are the weekends away seriously restricted to couples only? :doh:

what about a straight, single female and her handsome R6? :banana:

[DMNTD]

are the weekends away seriously restricted to couples only? :doh:
what about a straight, single female and her handsome R6? :banana:

Hahaha! Sound like a good couple to us! :yes:
:2thumbsup

[M1CRO]

are the weekends away seriously restricted to couples only? :doh: what about a straight, single female and her handsome R6? :banana:

Hey! - and a straight single male and his awesome [Insert something here]! :lol:

[juzzer]

are the weekends away seriously restricted to couples only? :doh:

what about a straight, single female and her handsome R6? :banana:

I guess you sorta meet the criteria..the bike is called "Peter".... :blip:

[socialites]

Shit, we made this to sound like a "swinging" add....lol....and regretfully its not. Yes...these weekends are defenetily open to singles as well....as long as the missus has another one female to chat to...its all cool.....she just dont want to go away for an entire weekend and only have a bunch of men to chat to.....lol

[The_Dover]

You guys fit the criteria just fine...as long as there is at least on other female in the bunch, that way it keeps the missus happy.....lol


Hmmm, do we get to watch.....:blink: :bash: :nono:

Anyway, the Toxic Crew is mixed gender, especially Juzzer!!!

[mv.senna]

Hey Dover, I don't think they meant that KIND of mixed gender.......

[mv.senna]

she just dont want to go away for an entire weekend and only have a bunch of men to chat to.....lol

oh dear....why not??....isn't she intrested in listening to hours of technical motorcycle blah, mixed up with hours of blah about how great the riding was, and who was the fastest/ best with the best looking bike, interspersed with stupid drunken pranks and stunts.....:blink:

...shit.....that counts me out from being suitable company then.....:doh:[/QUOTE]

[juzzer]

Hmmm, do we get to watch.....:blink: :bash: :nono:

Anyway, the Toxic Crew is mixed gender, especially Juzzer!!!

:blip: always wondered why i liked playing with myself.....

[Lias]

If your down in New Plymouth I'll put you in touch with some swinging mates of mine *grin*

[juzzer]

oh dear....why not??....isn't she intrested in listening to hours of technical motorcycle blah, mixed up with hours of blah about how great the riding was, and who was the fastest/ best with the best looking bike, interspersed with stupid drunken pranks and stunts.....:blink:

...shit.....that counts me out from being suitable company then.....:doh:[/QUOTE]

What....yr not up to talking about the latest issue of "Woman's Weekly" and sipping Camomile Tea while us blokes get pissed and talk shit.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The_Dover]

Nothing wrong with Camomile Tea or Woman's Weekly.......it's great for all the latest celeb gossip and fashion tips.... :whistle:

[juzzer]

Nothing wrong with Camomile Tea or Woman's Weekly.......it's great for all the latest celeb gossip and fashion tips.... :whistle:

Always thought you were a raving Homosexual bastard....
Now stop highjacking this highly serious biking thread...
it's not all about you and your over inflated ego...
it's about Team Toxic meeting interesting fellow riders :lol:

[Mrs Old Farts]

Welcome to you both.
If you ever get down to the bottom of the Nth Island,My other half and I would love to go away for a weekend, checking out the coffee spots and maybe a few tourist/shop type places sure sounds good to me...and im sure your wife.

[mv.senna]

"What....yr not up to talking about the latest issue of "Woman's Weekly" and sipping Camomile Tea while us blokes get pissed and talk shit.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:[/QUOTE]QUOTE=juzzer][/QUOTE]"


i know for a fact, it would be completely the other way around.....which reminds me Juzzer, thanks heaps for lending me last week's woman's day, hello and the better home & living mags...will get them back to you asap.... :shake:

[The_Dover]

That copy of Hello was mine you fecker.............

and I hadn't finished reading it yet ..........

[juzzer]

"What....yr not up to talking about the latest issue of "Woman's Weekly" and sipping Camomile Tea while us blokes get pissed and talk shit.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:QUOTE=juzzer][/QUOTE]"


i know for a fact, it would be completely the other way around.....which reminds me Juzzer, thanks heaps for lending me last week's woman's day, hello and the better home & living mags...will get them back to you asap.... :shake:[/QUOTE]

Yeah that shit you read was freaking me out a tad...need my comfort mags and fluffy slippers back....:baby:

[The_Dover]

Comfort mags eh? Is that what they call the retro stuff these days??

[socialites]

Ok guys...seems as though its impossible to get a few interresting ppl together, makes us wonder however, the blokes on this site, dont you ever get laid?.....lol...mmmmmmm, maybe...try a different angle..you might just get lucky.....mmmmm..nah.....by the comments you blokes write....you will never get laid.

[juzzer]

Ok guys...seems as though its impossible to get a few interresting ppl together, makes us wonder however, the blokes on this site, dont you ever get laid?.....lol...mmmmmmm, maybe...try a different angle..you might just get lucky.....mmmmm..nah.....by the comments you blokes write....you will never get laid.

Dover get's laid too much...that's half his problem...but that aside we're a interesing bunch and always keen for a ride...(no pun's intended)...so let us know when your keen for a spin and you'll get plenty of takers - both males and chickies ;)

[The_Dover]

No such thing as too much Juzzer me old mucker.

We're a very "interesting" bunch and any weekend away with us would be an honour and a privilege. We ride hard (too hard in some cases:whistle:), except me - I ride like a nana, and play hard!!

[Unit]

as long as the missus has another one female to chat to...its all cool.....she just dont want to go away for an entire weekend and only have a bunch of men to chat to.....lol
Hi and welcome. Im delighted to say Ive met some great ladies through the site, so never fear. Im always keen to join outings as is TL Rider, but if its conversation you want you'll have to allow a little xtra time for me to catch you up at the next stop, thats all, otherwise all good. Like TL Rider said, make sure you send us a PM and we'll be keen to hook up:yes:

[SARGE]

Nothing wrong with Camomile Tea or Woman's Weekly.......it's great for all the latest celeb gossip and fashion tips.... :whistle:


alright alright alright ... i admit it .. I READ WOMENS MAGAZINES!!!!



.... interesting article in last months Playboy...:doh:

[T.I.E]

Shit, we made this to sound like a "swinging" add....lol....and regretfully its not. Yes...these weekends are defenetily open to singles as well....as long as the missus has another one female to chat to...its all cool.....she just dont want to go away for an entire weekend and only have a bunch of men to chat to.....lol


oh shit thats better. i was wondering about that. i thought wow ok motorcycling has got a bit kinky on kb site.
drop me a line some time i'm sure the missus would be keen for some time away. just need a baby sitter.
but my hours are all over the place so it's pot luck with us. but let me know when you have plans.

[S&S]

Hi ya,

Me & my partner will be up for a ride on a weekend, if you give a little notice of where & when you were thinking of going I might be able to organise another nice couple to join.

S&S - Si & Saz

[Grahameeboy]

Hey Jim

Knew you could not resist that one....did you mean Swap Meat!!!

Maybe they just want to Swap Slip-Ons!!!

[Hitcher]

Mrs H and I regularly take in sites and sights, and provide insights while not remaining in sights...

[duckman]

Mrs Duckman and I are always keen for a weekend ride.
Let us know when you're keen.

A trip up to Monganui, Omapere or Opononi would be great.

[juzzer]

Mrs Duckman and I are always keen for a weekend ride.
Let us know when you're keen.

A trip up to Monganui, Omapere or Opononi would be great.

I don't think Opononi will welcome KB'ers back in a hurry :doh:

[mv.senna]

I don't think Opononi will welcome KB'ers back in a hurry :doh:


....well, not ALL KB'ers anyway....:wacko: