are you young and invincible!

[pyrocam]

yeah Im young (enough) and invincible. I have the power to outrun cops, never get lung cancer or liver poisoning, win court cases against speed camera fines and of course I can ride in a t-shirt to the licquor store cos I cbf putting my jacket on. I'm never gonna crash and im never gonna hurt myself or anyone else. I can jump a policeman in a single bound. also I can throw myself unwittingly into death-defying debt and live to tell the tale.


who else is stupid like me and think your invincble. if so what are your powers? if you have cool powers are you intrested in starting a crime fighting duo? if so pm me.


edit. if a mod wants to add a poll can they have 'yes I'm invincible vs no I'm mortal' that would be great cos I forgot

[TLDV8]

I was... but now i don't drink or smoke and my bones hurt :rofl:

[SARGE]

yeah Im young (enough) and invincible. I have the power to outrun cops, never get lung cancer or liver poisoning, win court cases against speed camera fines and of course I can ride in a t-shirt to the licquor store cos I cbf putting my jacket on.


who else is stupid like me and think your invincble. if so what are your powers? if you have cool powers are you intrested in starting a crime fighting duo? if so pm me.



im old and hard as nails .. fuck death and the lung cancer he rode in on

[Sparky Bills]

MATE!!
What powers dont i have!! :headbang:

[poorbastard]

Hell yea Im young and invincible. I havn't fallen off my bike at my own fault YET. I havn't lost my licene YET. I havn't f*%$ed myself up YET. and im not bloody old YET.

[gamgee]

yeah i've never crashed so i must be invincible, plus i can pull 30m wheelies on a cr125 in tshirt shorts and no helmet

[bugjuice]

I'm invinceable until the day I die..
go search the net for grusome accidents for a lack of gear, skill and common sence, then come back and say the same thing.. And the common sence, you could have stacks of it, but no one else does.

Just depends what you value more - the quick run down the shops for some smokes, or the skin on your back, or your arm or leg.. or worse. I've seen it, and I ain't never wanna see it again.

[Sniper]

I used to be invincible, but after moving in with a female, Im not so sure anymore.

[DMNTD]

I'm old 'n farked but still alive :headbang:

[sunhuntin]

im young, but certainly not invincible....but i must be bloody lucky!!!

:woohoo: got mum to have a look at my back and backs of my arms yesterday....not a mark anywhere, despite the fact that what i was wearing was a singlet! thats got mum convinced that theres "something" up there.....i think its one of my deceased buddies keeping an eye on things. :woohoo:

[Monsterbishi]

Whilst I have enough scars to remind myself that I'm not invincible, it doesn't stop me from double checking every now and then...

[Postie]

"I'm invincible"

"your a Looney "




I'm not invincible, but my leg is now, unless i get stuck in a larva field.....

[Karma]

I'm so hard I eat nails for breakfast.

Invincible
Invincible
Invincible
Invincible
Invincible
Splat.

[pyrocam]

Boris eh.......


farking hell cant upload mp3 or wav

[jrandom]

my leg is now, unless i get stuck in a larva field.....

what, and then you'd have to wait for them all to hatch, or something?

[Postie]

what, and then you'd have to wait for them all to hatch, or something?
thanks Fish


lava then.

your like a bloody Nazi school teacher..........

[bugjuice]

"I'm invincible"

"your a Looney "




I'm not invincible, but my leg is now, unless i get stuck in a larva field.....
you didn't click my file in my first post then..??

[Postie]

you didn't click my file in my first post then..??
oh no!! i can't download anything at work.......... i wondered why no one had said that yet.......... :slap:

[Biff]

I'm invincible too. Well, I think I am, because people look right through me and ignore me when I'm around. Or is that invisibowl?

[Motu]

I am sitting here looking back through the tunnel of time seeing a young invincable - I'm shocked with what he got away with,and dismayed at how many times he put the lives of my 4 children at risk....and I consider myself lucky that I got to bury my mother...and not her me.....

[Indiana_Jones]

I've watched Steve McQueen in 'The great escape' and 'Bullitt' too much for my own riding good :devil2:

-Indy

[pyrocam]

oh no!! i can't download anything at work.......... i wondered why no one had said that yet.......... :slap:
gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.

[bugjuice]

gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.
lol.. his IT guy just happens to be WRT of KB.. Always knew there was a relationship blossoming there..

[Indiana_Jones]

gaylord. flirt with your IT guys. Im an IT guy and if someone flirts with me they can get pretty much anything within reason. and of course this is only applicable to the good looking females, no fucking 45yrold lawyers flirt with me you dirty dirty man.

But you told me you liked Gary on level 3? :whistle:

-Indy

[SPORK]

Yeah, I'm younger than you, so I probably have more powers.

But girls only like guys with skills, like nunchuck skills, or bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. I need some skills!

[parsley]

But girls only like guys with skills, like nunchuck skills, or bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. I need some skills!
No, girls like money. Skills that get you money are valued. Nunchuck or bowhunting skills are not.

[InDeSkyz]

I can walk standing up.


Pretty good power I think.

[tl_tub]

I would just like to add my depressing view on things

Some people really dont care if they die or not, 50/50 either way...

[jrandom]

No, girls like money.

true, very true. good looks help a man, but money is still essential. without money, you'd better look like [insert appropriate drop-dead-gorgeous male celebrity] if you want to get anywhere.

reasonable amounts of money, say, income between 2 and 3 times the NZ average (or equivalent assets, in the case of Old Money), combined with a face that doesn't actually sport pickaxe scars, a belly that doesn't hang over your belt unless you bend 90°, and the ability to ask open-ended questions and fake interest in almost any subject, give you the super-power of throwing your bone in just about any greasy box you like (provided it's not already full, of course).


Skills that get you money are valued.

heed him, yoof. speaking as one myself, I can tell you that no woman ever cared tuppence about what a man does, from the 'oh, that's interesting' point of view.

when we ask that question, we are *actually* asking how much money flows into your pocket, what the stability of that flow is, and what social group that occupation opens up involvement with.

however, you must remember not to ever make the implicitly obvious (stable money) = (sex) transaction plain to a woman. doing so removes the stability part of the equation; we need to maintain an Orwellian mental duality between the requirement for cash and the fantasy of love.

then again, you could always just fuck the local slapper, but that's *yucky*.

[sunhuntin]

I would just like to add my depressing view on things

Some people really dont care if they die or not, 50/50 either way...

hmm, yeh. but some care how they die. id rather die on my bike than in any other way.

[jrandom]

id rather die on my bike than in any other way.

really? I can help you make sure of that, if you like.

[SPORK]

No, girls like money. Skills that get you money are valued. Nunchuck or bowhunting skills are not.
Watch Napolean Dynamite, then respond.

[Mental Trousers]

I've never been invincible. However, that Grim Reaper chap doesn't scare me. Hospitals do though.

[mstriumph]

true, very true. good looks help a man, but money is still essential. without money, you'd better look like [insert appropriate drop-dead-gorgeous male celebrity] if you want to get anywhere.

reasonable amounts of money, say, income between 2 and 3 times the NZ average (or equivalent assets, in the case of Old Money), combined with a face that doesn't actually sport pickaxe scars, a belly that doesn't hang over your belt unless you bend 90°, and the ability to ask open-ended questions and fake interest in almost any subject, give you the super-power of throwing your bone in just about any greasy box you like (provided it's not already full, of course).



heed him, yoof. speaking as one myself, I can tell you that no woman ever cared tuppence about what a man does, from the 'oh, that's interesting' point of view.

when we ask that question, we are *actually* asking how much money flows into your pocket, what the stability of that flow is, and what social group that occupation opens up involvement with.

however, you must remember not to ever make the implicitly obvious (stable money) = (sex) transaction plain to a woman. doing so removes the stability part of the equation; we need to maintain an Orwellian mental duality between the requirement for cash and the fantasy of love.

then again, you could always just fuck the local slapper, but that's *yucky*.

i can't make up my mind whether you are just trolling or have actually been hurt very, very badly ...............
naughty fish - the construct fails if it engenders sympathy :nono:

[jrandom]

i can't make up my mind whether you are just trolling or have actually been hurt very, very badly ...............

neither. I've never been hurt. I wouldn't ever let someone get that close.

I'm just using a little... analytical honesty, possibly incorporating a soupcan of cynicism, leavened with a dash of sarcastic self-reference.

[El Dopa]

Watch Napolean Dynamite, then respond.

Vote for Pedro.

Wish I could dance like that guy.

[Firefight]

neither. I've never been hurt. I wouldn't ever let someone get that close.

I'm just using a little... analytical honesty, possibly incorporating a soupçon of cynicism, leavened with a dash of sarcastic self-reference.

ah Fish just figured out who you are, don,t worry your secrets safe with me

F/F :psst:

[Firefight]

ah Fish just figured out who you are, don,t worry your secrets safe with me

F/F :psst:


yep it was the "Soupcan" you used it once b4 in another life,, well done


F/F

[Ixion]

I am no longer young. Perhaps I was never young. I may be young one day.. It took many lifetimes to transcend the limitations of mortality.

Patience.

[shcabbeh]

I'm young and have never crashed..it's getting to be a bit worrying.

I feel like I'm not getting any more experience until I crash. The other day while I was slinging around the twisties I had a sudden urge to try and take the approaching corner harder and faster than is safe, just to see what it'd be like to get flung off. Luckily common sense is my friend, but still.. I feel like I need to crash before I can say I'm experienced :(

It sucks.

[justsomeguy]

There will come a time in your life when you realise that you don't really give a f*** about anything and how worrying about everything is the perfect way to waste your life.:whocares:WHO BLOODY CARES.:whocares:

[inlinefour]

Today I got out the mountian bike for the first time this year. Did about 45km on it and I now feel like a old bastard. :stoogie:

[Milky]

then again, you could always just fuck the local slapper, but that's *yucky*.

A damn side cheaper though.

Even if you get aids.

[parsley]

Today I got out the mountian bike for the first time this year. Did about 45km on it and I now feel like a old bastard. :stoogie:
I could understand if you were tired, but why on earth do you want an old bastard?

[Milky]

I could understand if you were tired, but why on earth do you want an old bastard?

For the inheritance.

[Waylander]

Ask Wolf who he saw riding to work today with a beanie helmet. no gloves, jeans and non-riding boots.

That should answer your question.

[Skyryder]

The older I get the younger I am. Nothing like going baqcwards in life. You can see where you have been and don't have a clue where you're going.

Skyryder

[mstriumph]

neither. I've never been hurt. I wouldn't ever let someone get that close.

I'm just using a little... analytical honesty, possibly incorporating a soupcan of cynicism, leavened with a dash of sarcastic self-reference.

nice ripost but .... too facile
your 'soupcon' rings too close to home and your sarcasm is painfilled rather than inflicting same

sooooooo ...........you need to watch that, mebbe :drinkup:

wanna hug?

[The_Dover]

Ummm, it would appear not........

[SARGE]

s

Some people really dont care if they die or not...

been there 3X..(long stories..) used to not matter to me either way


until i met this beautiful mini-me one day..

im still fucking bulletproof though

[Karma]

No, girls like money. Skills that get you money are valued. Nunchuck or bowhunting skills are not.

Then how come all the girls want to sleep with either Orlando Bloom (Legoless) or Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??

[Waylander]

Then how come all the girls want to sleep with either Orlando Bloom (Legoless) or Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??
Michelangelo was the one with the nunchucks. Leonardo was the one with swords and was somewhat the leader of the group.

[The_Dover]

Nah Weasel, they all want a piece of me....

Peak Rd has a piece they can go scrape up....

[Karma]

Nah Weasel, they all want a piece of me....

Peak Rd has a piece they can go scrape up....

Well... bit confidant there aren't we?

How about some streetfighter style battles?

Round 1 - Who can eat 100 pies in the shortest timespan

[justsomeguy]

Nah Weasel, they all want a piece of me....

Peak Rd has a piece they can go scrape up....

There you are little dumb cunt - how's it all feeling??

You gonna join us on the fireworks night??

[parsley]

Then how come all the girls want to sleep with either Orlando Bloom (Legoless)
Because he's a rich movie star?


or Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??
Er, what kind of women are you meeting?

[The_Dover]

There you are little dumb cunt - how's it all feeling??

You gonna join us on the fireworks night??

Yeah, I'll be there but probably not riding!!

[Karma]

Er, what kind of women are you meeting?


I swear I though she was legal!!





And that he was a she!!!

[jrandom]

wanna hug?

yes...

:crybaby:

hold me!

[NhuanH]

i met this beautiful mini-me one day..
The thought of that really, really disturbs me. On all kinds of levels.

[Macktheknife]

NO... Im old, scarred and smarter than I used to be, but apparently not by much! But I can leap over coppers in a single bound (if they lie down for me) AND I now believe in insurance! lol