How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[GN1NiteStnd]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1,331

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames

156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to another forum

203 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the forumthat they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

48 to propose new change.lite.bulb category

47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb category

143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb

[bugjuice]

lol.. very good..

[justsomeguy]

FUCKIN HELL :lol: :killingme :laugh:

Bling given:not:

[mini_me]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1,331


27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs



actually, if you add them all up you get 1378 :whistle: :whistle:
m/m

edit: I have _way_ too much time on my hands tonight.

[RiderInBlack]

1 to restart the thread years later.

3 to complain about restarting the "old" changing light bulb thread.

1 to post that even though they don't like to see "old" threads restarted, they are pleased to see the "old" changing light bulb thread restarted because it is the orgin of some of the most famious forums sayings, and is therefore an important historic thread that all new members should read.

2 newbes to post how glad they have been able to post in the historic "changing light bulb thread".

[What?]

And last, but not least, one to start a whole new thread on the same subject a week after everyone finally loses interest in the original...

That's 1386.

Nah - 1387 after Spanky closes the thread.

[DMNTD]

:laugh: :yeah: :2thumbsup :lol: too bloody funny and probaly right :niceone:

[Marmoot]

but what about the ones posting tit pictures in every interesting thread they can find? That would add another 50-odd number, wouldn't it? :mellow:

AND THE TROLLS! AND THE TROLLS! DONT FORGET THE TROLLS!

plus the Trolss with speeling eroor

[Karma]

let's not forget;

1 - To make up a sarky (and quite funny) rendition of the whole event

Bling.

[bugjuice]

oh, and 4 of us to turn it into a porn thread on 'how to screw effectively'

[ManDownUnder]

oh, and 4 of us to turn it into a porn thread on 'how to screw effectively'

HEAR HEAR (Cibby, KeyStone - where are you two?)

MDY

[Wolf]

And a couple to read the whole lot and post "this thread is fucking pointless", "I can't believe people are still posting on this" and "what a fucking waste of bandwidth/server space"...

[WRT]

Plus 3 to warn that they should have spelt bulb with a capital B and dont let Hitcher see it.

And 5 more to ask WTF this has to do with bikes.

[Scorpygirl]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1,331

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames

156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to another forum

203 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the forumthat they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

48 to propose new change.lite.bulb category

47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb category

143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb

Don't you have enough to do!!! :bash:

The answer is 42!!!!!! :killingme

or maybe it's the forum has to want to change!!! :2thumbsup

[marty]

HI. I'M NEW ROUND HERE. COULD ANYONE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON CHANGING A LIGHTBULB PLEASE. I RIDE A DUCKAMAYAMZAKI 75 - IT'S THE COOLEST!!:banana: :rockon:

[The_Dover]

Have you got your finger stuck in your arse again Marty?

Good drugs eh?

[sAsLEX]

[QUOTE=marty] COULD ANYONE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON CHANGING A LIGHTBULB PLEASE.

USE A HAMMER

[What?]

COULD ANYONE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON CHANGING A LIGHTBULB PLEASE.
Hmmm - lets turn this into a whisky/whiskey thread first, then we'll talk about it...

[ZeroIndex]

....really hope this isn't a repost

How many Internet Forum Posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.

12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution.

4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being
outsourced to India.

1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who
resembles a light bulb.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to florescents, so he very rarely has to change them.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the event of a lightbulb burnout.

5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles.

1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Also someone mentioned on another forum if you add all the numbers up it comes to 1024 which will make sense to the propellor heads out there

[onearmedbandit]

An oldie, albeit updated to include google, but a goodie.

[Smokin]

What about the energy saving florescent lightbulbs? :shutup:

[ZeroIndex]

What about the energy saving florescent lightbulbs? :shutup:
....here we go :D

[Titanium]

Sounds like a self fulfilling prophecy (sp).......:scooter:

[Jantar]

What about the energy saving florescent lightbulbs? :shutup:
I can recall actually having to change one of these some time back. marvelous to see that light come back on.

[Colapop]

But are lightbulb thread discussions self fulfilling or just illuminating?

[Smokin]

Im unsure, I do know this thread has brightned up my day somewhat.

[ZeroIndex]

But are lightbulb thread discussions self fulfilling or just illuminating?
would you care to shed some light on that statement? :D

[Edbear]

Or is this thread only for light relief?:blah:

[Madness]

I'm seeing lightbulbs in a different dimension now.

[Quartida]

Why the Trade Me-like thread title? I expected to be placing a bid on some posters of lightbulbs. You have disappointed me.

[ZeroIndex]

Why the Trade Me-like thread title? I expected to be placing a bid on some posters of lightbulbs. You have disappointed me.
hahaha, i did it to get the thread noticed..

[Fryin Finn]

Yeah - what a bout the posts of URL's linking to porn sites showing light bulbs being inserted in amusing fashion.:blip:

[PuppetMaster]

An oldie, albeit updated to include google, but a goodie.

Google has a capital "G"

[onearmedbandit]

Google has a capital "G"

And a statement is usually ended with a full stop or period.

[Smokin]

And a statement is usually ended with a full stop or period.

Hell yeah, Nothing worse than missing your period.

[ZeroIndex]

And a statement is usually ended with a full stop or period.
..and every sentence begins with a caterpillar :innocent:

[far queue]

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.


Damn right ...

For years, it has been believed that electric light bulbs emit light, but recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker theory and the existence of Dark Suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier and faster than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room that you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its' capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

As with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full Dark Sucker. A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new cancel has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.

One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range. There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these the bulbs can't handle all of the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When it goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and is therefore even less smart to touch an operating candle.

Dark is heavier than light. If you were to slowly swim just below the surface of a lake you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you got really deep you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. This is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lighted room in front of a closed, dark closet and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

[What?]

You forgot the person to jump in and say "RE-POST!"

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=19481&highlight=light+bulb

[avgas]

Sodium Vapour?

[XTC]

I used to be a light bulb but then I got heavy so they fired me :crybaby:

[ZeroIndex]

Damn right ...

For years, it has been believed that electric light bulbs emit light, but recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker theory and the existence of Dark Suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier and faster than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room that you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its' capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

As with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full Dark Sucker. A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new cancel has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.

One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range. There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these the bulbs can't handle all of the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When it goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and is therefore even less smart to touch an operating candle.

Dark is heavier than light. If you were to slowly swim just below the surface of a lake you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you got really deep you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. This is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lighted room in front of a closed, dark closet and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
Man.. that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Good!!!! Green Rep For that, had me laughing at the end of every line

[Sketchy_Racer]

COME ON!!

Think about the children people!

Light bulbs (or - Lightbulbs ) are made of glass. Glass can smash and harm poor little children.

Light bulbs should be banned and every household is ordered to eat 3Kg of carrots each day. That way everyone can see in the dark and the dangerous light-bulb can be eliminated.

The man that invented light-bulbs should be killed..... dangerous bloody things.... :mad:

[Marmoot]

What?
No posters to hijack the lightbulb thread and turn it into a porn discussion?

[Sketchy_Racer]

mmmmmmm

Porn....

My mum said i would go blind. But i can still see what i like

[PuppetMaster]

What?
No posters to hijack the lightbulb thread and turn it into a porn discussion?


lights on, or lights off ?

[far queue]

What?
No posters to hijack the lightbulb thread and turn it into a porn discussion?

This guy picked up a really fat chick at the pub and went back to her place for a root. They were just getting down to it when he asked if she would mind if he turned off the light. Oh, OK, she said, are you a little shy. No, he said, it’s burning my arse.

[KoroJ]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Macktheknife]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Sounds about right, hey isn't this a repost?

[KoroJ]

Sounds about right, hey isn't this a repost?

Could well be, but I wasn't looking through 129 pages of humour threads to check.

[2much]

and then there's Dover who will give a step-by step account of how to insert a lightbulb up one's rectum....

[Filterer]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

me too :third:
haha good post


edit: I'll get a third from the list
Boing Boing: Doctors remove lightbulb from man's ass (http://www.boingboing.net/2006/06/30/doctors_remove_light.html)

[MidnightMike]

Yeop, thats about right. :D

[nallac]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

me two
thats so so true.
its all biker forums to a tee.

[Sniper]

Could well be, but I wasn't looking through 129 pages of humour threads to check.
The QRF are not amused, it is called the search function......
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32090&highlight=Lightbulb

Its a good joke though

[The Stranger]

And 3 (so far) to quote the whole post when none of it needs quoting.

[yod]

i've got 38 light bulbs in my house....wanna see 'em??

[cowboyz]

i poor so only got one lightbulb. Just move it from room to room depending on where I am in the house.

[yod]

i can loan ya some candles....wanna see 'em??

[KoroJ]

The QRF are not amused, it is called the search function......
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32090&highlight=Lightbulb

Its a good joke though

Gad...I guess that makes me the 'Forum Lurker'.

Hmmm...search function ayyy...now that's an interesting concept, I must remember to try that next time. Thanks.

[cowboyz]

i can loan ya some candles....wanna see 'em??

that depends where they have been.

[avgas]

AHA
All your light bulb become ours

[Naki Rat]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

.... but the question remains; Is it "anal retentive" or "anal-retentive"?:whocares:

[MyGSXF]

:killingme this thread has given me the biggest laugh for blaady ages!!!!!!!!!! :Punk: ferk you lot are dickheads!!! :shutup: in the nicest way possible of course!!! :msn-wink: you light up my life :done:

[RantyDave]

How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to red rep the original poster for discussing lightbulbs in the "mechanicals" forum.

2 to start flaming each other over the repping incident.

5 to discuss how childish it is getting pissed over rep.

1 moderator to move the whole thing to pointless drivel as a result of the word "cunt" being used during the flame war, regardless of whether or not the thread actually contained any useful information on changing lightbulbs.

Dave

[Sniper]

Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Screw this, I want to conform, so Im going to quote the entire post too.

[Steam]

No, you have to do a multi-quote like this if you really want to summarise the whole thread...


Once again, this was stolen from another site, but is quite appropriate for this forum...


How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Sounds about right, hey isn't this a repost?


Could well be, but I wasn't looking through 129 pages of humour threads to check.


and then there's Dover who will give a step-by step account of how to insert a lightbulb up one's rectum....


me too :third:
haha good post


edit: I'll get a third from the list
Boing Boing: Doctors remove lightbulb from man's ass (http://www.boingboing.net/2006/06/30/doctors_remove_light.html)


me two
thats so so true.
its all biker forums to a tee.


The QRF are not amused, it is called the search function......
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32090&highlight=Lightbulb

Its a good joke though


i've got 38 light bulbs in my house....wanna see 'em??


i poor so only got one lightbulb. Just move it from room to room depending on where I am in the house.


Gad...I guess that makes me the 'Forum Lurker'.

Hmmm...search function ayyy...now that's an interesting concept, I must remember to try that next time. Thanks.


i can loan ya some candles....wanna see 'em??


that depends where they have been.


AHA
All your light bulb become ours


.... but the question remains; Is it "anal retentive" or "anal-retentive"?:whocares:


:killingme this thread has given me the biggest laugh for blaady ages!!!!!!!!!! :Punk: ferk you lot are dickheads!!! :shutup: in the nicest way possible of course!!! :msn-wink: you light up my life :done:


1 to red rep the original poster for discussing lightbulbs in the "mechanicals" forum.

2 to start flaming each other over the repping incident.

5 to discuss how childish it is getting pissed over rep.

1 moderator to move the whole thing to pointless drivel as a result of the word "cunt" being used during the flame war, regardless of whether or not the thread actually contained any useful information on changing lightbulbs.

Dave


Screw this, I want to conform, so Im going to quote the entire post too.

[Steam]

Jeez, in a million years this pointless crap will probably still exist somewhere as cyber-archaeology, backed up in some deep global data store.
Assuming humans survive that is...
It's embarrassing what our descendants may think of us, but they'll probably be doing very similar but different pointless things.

Move this thread to PD anyone?

[Sniper]

Move this thread to PD anyone?

Hell no, you need it as a stepping stone in teaching other how to conform. I see, maybe I should really multiquote, but thats being different you see.

[Waylander]

Jeez, in a million years this pointless crap will probably still exist somewhere as cyber-archaeology, backed up in some deep global data store.
Assuming humans survive that is...
It's embarrassing what our descendants may think of us, but they'll probably be doing very similar but different pointless things.

Move this thread to PD anyone?
And someone will no doubt dig it up and post in it again.

[avgas]

Why would someone post about a light bulb in the first place?

[Sniper]

Why would someone post about a light bulb in the first place?

Why does the world go round?
How long is a peice of string?
Why did the chicken lay the egg?

[Storm]

Why is this thread still here?

[Sniper]

Why is this thread still here?

Hush, dont draw attention to it....

[nallac]

No, you have to do a multi-quote like this if you really want to summarise the whole thread...



mmmmmmmmmm?:yes:

[Big Dog]

Jeez, in a million years this pointless crap will probably still exist somewhere as cyber-archaeology, backed up in some deep global data store.
Assuming humans survive that is...
It's embarrassing what our descendants may think of us, but they'll probably be doing very similar but different pointless things.

Move this thread to PD anyone?

Mate, at the rate we are going reading will not be taught at skools bi thn na f it wre t wourld not make snese way eny.

Correct grammer will have been outlawed for years and the all records will be in a Text free GUI

[avgas]

Why does the world go round?
How long is a peice of string?
Why did the chicken lay the egg?
Science
42
Cos it cant shit babies

[Macktheknife]

and then there's Dover who will give a step-by step account of how to insert a lightbulb up one's rectum....

And you forgot speedie to give instructions on how to remove it again. Or maybe a 'war story' on how he took one guy to hospital who had followed the Dovers instructions.

[hitch]

I'm the lurker :zzzz:

[*MissNey*]

i apologise if this is a repost!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[canarlee]

farkin hell thats one of the funniest things i have read in a loooooooooooong time!!!





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would award bling but am unable till the end of the month

[*MissNey*]

haha i think its one of those 'its funny because its true' things, i hadnt seen it before and for those that have already seen it i play the 'im new so i didnt know it has been posted before' card (might as well make the most of it while i can :P

[cowpoos]

my bloody big toe thats a chuckle!!!!!! good effort newbie!!! I'll let the auzzie flag in the avatar go this time ;)

[Hitcher]

And then the gun porn brigade arrives saying the bulb should be shot out, rather than changed.

Debate then ensues about calibre and type of preferred round.

Somebody says any bullet would be better aimed at a Muslim.

Religious/political debate then ensues as to whether US troops should remain in Iraq and whether George Bush can spell.

Grammar Nazis return to pick over the bones.

Somebody says shooting out the bulb is OK as long as it's done by a citizen, rather than by a member of the Constabulary.

Debate then ensues about gun controls and whether the Constabulary should be routinely armed.

Somebody says that whoever changed the lightbulb it wasn't Scott Watson

Somebody says that if it was a turning indicator bulb that was faulty, best that it be the righthand one on Hitcher's bike so he can't overindicate at roundabouts...

[xwhatsit]

Somebody says that if it was a turning indicator bulb that was faulty, best that it be the righthand one on Hitcher's bike so he can't overindicate at roundabouts...

That's an interesting point. My right-hand indicator bulb blew, and it took nearly a week to track the weirdy bulb down. In the meantime, I swapped the bulbs over.

My thinking was it's better to have a RH indicator than a LH indicator. The reason being when turning right onto a side road, and somebody thinks you're going straight ahead. Also, you can hand-signal easily with your left hand (if you think necessary), whereas that's a bit tough with your throttle hand.

[marty]

geez i nearly posted this joke again - but now the circle of life according to the internet..............

[Nagash]

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

10 char. <_< Char.

[gijoe1313]

And there was this one time at band camp ....

[pete376403]

I think the correct term is "globes" rather than "bulbs"

[chrisso]

The question is'' Does the Light Bulb really want to change?''

[HenryDorsetCase]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb ??

...


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.



Oh, and if its a repost? I dont care.

[MSTRS]

The correct answer is 0.
If you are a committed forum user, lights are not important...

[Coldrider]

plus 1 psychiatrist, the light bulb has to want to be changed.

[Usarka]

Plus all the forum nazis to tell you that you've got it wrong baahahahaha

(thereby invoking godwins law)

[Livvy]

This should be in Jokes and Humour though. :rolleyes:

Nice one otherwise though... :2thumbsup

[YellowDog]

OK, I'll have a go at the shrink bit:

"Now you have been changed Mr Lightbulb, how does that make you feel?"

[avgas]

1 to announce that a forum is no place for this type of conversation.
47 to post cat pictures.
1 to move to PD.

[HDTboy]

Repost!!!!!

Original post (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=19481&highlight=light+bulb)

[Sellout]

How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

[nodrog]

How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

...“Me too”

[Subike]

All can be summed up with----------

Argueing on an online is like the special olympics.
Whether you win or lose, you're still retarded.

[avgas]

dejavu? or is it just me man???

[nodrog]

dejavu? or is it just me man???

we are deja voodoo, we rock more than you do

[Sellout]

oops. :Oops: :stupid:

[scorpious]

Well since every other bloody Kbiker has posted/quoted this then I think ill join in lol



How many KiwiBiker members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb would have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
“lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.




now can someone please come up with something different lol :done::chase:

[raftn]

what was this about again?

[Kornholio]

Yes this is a repost but it was 5 yrs ago so bleh

Farkin funny tho, almost should be put in Rant n Rave :p



How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Genie]

Don't you have a job?

[Grubber]

How come you always seem to looking at the same shit i do? Your just everywhere you are!:woohoo:

[Maha]

I know of one the just stands still because the rest of the world revolves around him...I mean her, or do I?....:shifty:

[Genie]

How come you always seem to looking at the same shit i do? Your just everywhere you are!:woohoo:

I'm just wondering if you're either stalking me because I'm so cute or we just have the same taste in stuff........

[Genie]

and P.S.


I'm just one little member and I changed four lightbulbs the other day and fitted a new light fitting in the ceiling....does that make me "special"?

[MSTRS]

Yep. You're special. Need something?
:chase:

[Genie]

awwwwww shucks:spanking:

[Ronin]

You missed:

1 to take it international.

[Hitcher]

You omitted to mention the four that slag off the Moderators for moving the thread and the two that liken such behaviour to Nazi Germany.

I'm sure we've done this before...

[Grubber]

I'm just wondering if you're either stalking me because I'm so cute or we just have the same taste in stuff........

I'll go with the "your so cute' just to see ya smile, but in reality i think we have the same taste, so it would seem anyway.
walks away scratching head...is this a good thing.

[cowpoos]

Yes this is a repost but it was 5 yrs ago so bleh

Farkin funny tho, almost should be put in Rant n Rave :p



How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Your a fruit bar!!!

[Kornholio]

You missed:

1 to take it international.


You omitted to mention the four that slag off the Moderators for moving the thread and the two that liken such behaviour to Nazi Germany.

I'm sure we've done this before...

+ the 2 to take it further :p


Your a fruit bar!!!

Why thank you madam, i'll take that into consideration :D

[The Singing Chef]

So this is where i ask how to change my lightbulb?

[FJRider]

Question: How many Social Workers does it take to change a lightbulb ...

Answer: Only ONE ... but the lightbulb must WANT to change ...

[The Singing Chef]

But then the lightbulb feels as if he may not be "useful" anymore and then the light bulb delves into depression

[Oblivion]

Question: How many Social Workers does it take to change a lightbulb ...

Answer: Only ONE ... but the lightbulb must WANT to change ...

But what if it needs counseling? :blink:

[mashman]

but who's manning the light switch?

[Usarka]

How many colombian F1 drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan.

[Hitcher]

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, if they're really small.

[The Singing Chef]

but who's manning the light switch?

Obviously the the light flickerofferer

[FJRider]

But what if it needs counseling? :blink:

Thats an element that may be added ... if necessary ... :innocent:

[Beren]

tl;dr - But if no-one else pointed it out should Katman be in there too saying that if only the lightbulb user had looked ahead the lightbulb wouldn't be broken?