T.I.T.S

[SixPackBack]

My recently formed company T.I.T.S or Totally Integrated Tit Scoping is now offering its services to KB members.
T.I.T.S is in the process of instigating a New Zealand wide Breast screening programme completely free of charge, for the price of a phone call our experienced T.I.T.S technician will travel at no cost to your home or work place and carry out a full and thorough physical examination of your breasts.
T.I.T.S prides itself on its hands on approach. Call now 0800TITS

P.S This service is not available for men!

[bugjuice]

I've also offered a long standing service in this area.. call 021 BUGGIE for a full <s>creaming</s> screening now, and I'll throw in further tests for free..

[Sniper]

And I am the local Christchurch technician who will help out in the SI.

BTW, screening is at the digresion of the technician.

[Lou Girardin]

Shouldn't this be in 'terminally frustrated' section.

[ManDownUnder]

Shouldn't this be in 'terminally frustrated' section.

No - that's my corner and I'm happiest playing with err by myself... thanks all the same

[snuffles]

My recently formed company T.I.T.S or Totally Integrated Tit Scoping is now offering its services to KB members.
T.I.T.S is in the process of instigating a New Zealand wide Breast screening programme completely free of charge, for the price of a phone call our experienced T.I.T.S technician will travel at no cost to your home or work place and carry out a full and thorough physical examination of your breasts.
T.I.T.S prides itself on its hands on approach. Call now 0800TITS

P.S This service is not available for men!


You must be one of the Caring Understanding Ninteys Types

[judgeshock]

I will volunteer to take care of the southern districts. :niceone:

[Sniper]

We can liason JS and sort out our territories.

[ManDownUnder]

We can liason JS and sort out our territories.

Sniper - you take the left

Judge - you take the right...
Sounds fair to me!

[judgeshock]

:2thumbsup sounds good to me, im sure theres enough to share between us.

[Sniper]

Well if there is an overflow, I don't mind working nights. I'll even travell to poach on Buggys territory. Is that OK SPB

[SixPackBack]

Boys stop squabbling, plenty of room exists within the organisation for you all.

Judgeshock: lower south island
MDU: northland
Buggy : auckland district
Sniper: christchurch central
SPB: under30model district

* Snuffles will be looking after the soon to be opened ' crusty old mans division*

[Sniper]

Thanks SPB. Could we get badges or things?

[judgeshock]

awesome fellas :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Boys stop squabbling, plenty of room exists within the organisation for you all.

Judgeshock: lower south island
MDU: northland
Buggy : auckland district
Sniper: christchurch central
SPB: under30model district

* Snuffles will be looking after the soon to be opened ' crusty old mans division*

Righto then Northland inspection commence. Form a line shoulder arms, about face, eyes right, at ease!

edit - badges - GREAT idea.

We need an official "I'm NOT a perve" badge and then stickers to put on following inspection..

big, small, tasty, need a wash - that sort of thing

[Sniper]

need a wash - that sort of thing

Cause of that, I still reckon we should reserve the right to turn away <strike>mingers</strike> unsuitable subjects....

[ManDownUnder]

Cause of that, I still reckon we should reserve the right to turn away <STRIKE>mingers</STRIKE> unsuitable subjects....

Yup - that's a right granted by the little known branch of OSH... (W)OSH

[SixPackBack]

Thanks SPB. Could we get badges or things?

Of course Employee Sniper, the following is provided:
Suitable clothing incorporating the T.I.T.S logo
K.Y warming gel
Razor
Hand cream
Digital camera
Plastic identification card incorporating digitally enhanced self photo
pediatric pack
CD player complete with soothing music

An intensive training session will also be provided, culminating in a 'hands on' exam.

[judgeshock]

look i will happily run the more risky muff diving training if required. It will be difficult but someone has to do the dirty work. :doctor:

[Marmoot]

P.S This service is not available for men!

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.

[SixPackBack]

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.

Excellent our first customer, Falling within the central Auckland area I will be delighted to hand employee Buggy his first job

[bugjuice]

i need training on younger models first..

[ManDownUnder]

was gonna call you up for my neighbour 80 year old grandpa, but apparently you don't do this thing. But I think his 82 year old wife needs a check up anyway.


BUGGY - YOUR TURF BUD!

[Marmoot]

she doesn't want buggy. He has a reputation of...err....rather cold hands :mellow:

Actually, she wants to speak to the manager.....errr, massager......whatever..... :whistle:

[Sniper]

Im too far out sorry.

Thanks you Boss SPB, I look forward to recieving a package in the mail containing the start up goodies. I can also travell to the monthly meetings if needs be.

[SixPackBack]

A wise choice, my soothing hands have gained a reputation beyond compare, inform your neighbour i will be glad to knead her spaniel ears for any identifiable faults

[ManDownUnder]

A wise choice, my soothing hands have gained a reputation beyond compare, inform your neighbour i will be glad to knead her spaniel ears for any identifiable faults

Spaniel ears???? :rofl:

classic... like it...

[jazbug5]

Guys?

None of you have had any sex for a while, have you? Or at least, not with anything with only the two breasts, I suspect.

However, if you're serious about the health exam thing, in the interests of equality I think all prosepective male staff should line up for a prostate exam.
*snaps on the big rubber gloves*

(None of you wee jessies wants the vaseline, do you? No, thought not...)

[SixPackBack]

Guys?

None of you have had any sex for a while, have you? Or at least, not with anything with only the two breasts, I suspect.

However, if you're serious about the health exam thing, in the interests of equality I think all prosepective male staff should line up for a prostate exam.
*snaps on the big rubber gloves*

(None of you wee jessies wants the vaseline, do you? No, thought not...)

What a kind offer, you never struck me as the caring type Jazbug5

[PZR]

Oh I am tho disappointed that you big bad bikies do not do ........males..... .......as well, I wath weally looking forward to having thom bith of mine examined:bleh:

About that vaseline you mentioned Jazbug you devil you?????

[PZR]

Oh I am tho disappointed that you big bad bikies do not do ........males..... .......as well, I wath weally looking forward to having thom bith of mine examined:bleh:

I really must protest about having my avatar and name hijacked by such a person(?)
I disavow all knowledge of the above letter and have no knowledge of how this occured

Signed
EB
Bob
John
Mary
Cecil
Rupert




AAAAArgggh the voices cant someone stop them. Its too crowded in here!!!:argh::argh::argh:

[SARGE]

hell i been doing this for years...

[HDTboy]

I'll take care of the BOP, guys. Don't worry

[SARGE]

I'll take care of the BOP guys don't worry



yup.. you heard it here first... :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

I'll take care of the BOP guys, don't worry

Thank you Hdtboy, our service does not usually extend to guys, because of a lack of volunteers. However we have had some requests for shirt lifting . T.I.T.S would like to congratulate you on the BOP area representative, and advise you two customers will be visiting you from Auckland this weekend *ZED, FISH*

[inlinefour]

I see there are plenty of perverts here at KB