Safety shirt slogans

[SlowHand]

I hate these tail gaters so Im thinking of getting a couple shirts printed.


Can you out- brake a bike?
No?
well, PISS OFF

This would require SpankMe's permission


www.Kiwibiker.co.nz
2000 active bikers

YOU hit me,
WE hit you

Post your's people!

[onearmedbandit]

Don't take this the wrong way, but wouldn't they be a bit redundant of shirts? I mean most of us here wouldn't ride with a msg on a shirt visible. (IE leather jacket)

[SlowHand]

Im young and Invincible like Pyrocam - this shirt will have properties of a bear suit.




I'd wear it over a jacket-like a bib

[Mr Skid]

"My other bike's a Pajero"

[NhuanH]

"My other bike's a Pajero"
Don't you really covet:
"Have you seen my jandal?"

[outlawtorn]

If You Can Read This
YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE

[Pathos]

Bit of a waste of time and tshirts shouldn't threaten people

I would like BACK OFF in florescent yellow on my mud guard.

[limbimtimwim]

I hate these tail gaters so Im thinking of getting a couple shirts printed.Post your's people!I thought a couple of times of getting something like "SATAN'S MINIONS HELLCAT MOTORCYCLE CLUB" written all gothic like on and some horrible/rubbish/cliche vampire goth murder image on the back of my jacket. And spiders. Most everyone hates spiders. That would make car drivers keep away.

Of course, I might attract attention from the plod.

And nasty bikey gang members.

And people who think goth vampire crap stuff is dandy.

Or people who like spiders. Which would be the worst.

[parsley]

Got one from a Harley Davidson dealership in Arizona that says the name of the dealership on the front, and on the back "If you can read this, the bitch fell off".

[Ixion]

..

Or people who like spiders. Which would be the worst.

I like spiders. Got a pet spider. Name's Sid. Actually , he's about the 20th Sid. Mrs Ixion keeps finding them and vacuuming them up. She doesn't like spiders. Good things, but, deal to nasty insects



I would like BACK OFF in florescent yellow on my mud guard.

Got that written on the spare wheel cover of the Pajero, with a picture of a snarling dog. Seems to work.

[Unit]

I hate these tail gaters so Im thinking of getting a couple shirts printed.
Would "Girl Biker In Charge" be scary enough???? Maybe we could expand on this and say have a pop up bunny that goes BOO!, yes, I know, back to my corner again
Helmet on, glooves on, in nutural, start bike, oh yea, stand up, think girl, what else........where are the boys, they gone already, shit, Im last, that means I have to wear the new BACK OFF t-shirt
Stand down, turn off bike, in gear (case on a hillstart, oh yea, cant do those very well), glooves off, helmet off, where's that fucking t-shirt :eek5:

[parsley]

Helmet on, glooves on, in nutural, start bike, oh yea, stand up, think girl, what else........where are the boys, they gone already, shit, Im last, that means I have to wear the new BACK OFF t-shirt
How about:
"I'm following my boyfriend and he's a Hell's Angel"
"If you back off I might take my T-shirt off"
"The last guy to get that close to my arse now talks in a high-pitched voice"

[HDTboy]

My spiders name is Boris, Boris the Spider

If I were to have a slogan on my bike it'd read "what would you do if I fell off?"

[parsley]

Or what about:
"Back off, I had lots of Guinness and a chilli last night"

[SlowHand]

I like spiders. Got a pet spider. Name's Sid. Actually , he's about the 20th Sid.

His last name isnt Barrett is it?

This just in - thread is dying an ugly death

[Ixion]

No, it's Spider. He's black, not pink.

[sAsLEX]

DSS had my favourite CARS SUCK on his rear gaurd

[inlinefour]

If your colse enough to read this, get outta ma face.
Before I break yours.

[mstriumph]

how about
"Of course I don't despise you - some of my best friends drive cages" ?

i always fancied "have a nice day :niceone: ELSEWHERE" too
but it isn't original

[Coyote]

"4 wheels? Phff, you're over compensating mate"

[ManDownUnder]

NO - that's not my exhaust

YES - it is loaded

back off