cagers tossing ciggarette butts out

[Mattyc]

this is starting to piss me off, i got hit by a dirtty ciggy butt the other day, just about burnt my jacket, was not to impressed..

i started dodging them now - must look funny - me swerving for a ciggy butt

thing is if it happened to land in my fairing, it my blow me up, which i aint too keen on

[outlawtorn]

I know how you feel, I wish I had something to toss back into their windows afterwards as a 'thank you', something like a large bag of pooh!!!

[inlinefour]

also watched a biker pick up a live butt and go up to the driver window, which was down and flick the driver in the head with this still burning cig butt. Sadly this did not invoke the road rage that was hoped for and the same biker did not get to utilise his martial arts training :done:

[M1CRO]

I never been hit by one (luckily).. Thing that bugs me though is the ones that "clean" their windscreen and one of the jets goes over the top of the vehicle and smears my dam visor! :argh:

[zadok]

One of my pet hates as well. I've come close to wearing a live cig butt at times. Really annoys me. When people smoke in their cars, it makes enuf stink anyway, why not put it out in the ashtray!?
Every summer we get heaps of bush fires caused by cig butts thrown out of cars. :oi-grr:

[pyrocam]

ive always wanted to catch whatever object it was that got thrown out of a window and throw it back in. never been quick enuf though.

[ManDownUnder]

get their rego, establish who they are, find a ciggy but and post it to them.

Enclose a wee note reminding them that littering isn't nice and they should put it in the bin...

[Macktheknife]

I have had the experience of a ciggy butt in the lap and I can recommend avoiding that particular brand of pain! burnt thru my jeans in seconds and almost caused them to burst into flame. I was so busy trying to get the far car off me that I almost stacked the bike! Unfortunately I never even saw who did it. It does reinforce wearing good protective clothing tho lol

[texmo]

carry some spark plugs with you and throw em at the windscreen when the porcelan hits the screen makes for an intresting effect....

[Smorg]

Yeah i had one hit my front fairing on the motorway didn't know what was happening for a second there after an explosion of red embers all round my face. Wasn't a happy Camper :crybaby:

[Big Dave]

I catch up - ride close-ish along side - and then mime smoking a fag and flicking the butt right at the dickhead's face then I fuck off. message delivered.

[Groins_NZ]

I've seen a lot of this thoughtless carry on a lot lately, particularly on the motorway. Must be the city folk? Personally I'd like to roll up to their window at the lights and kindly suggest they use their FUCKEN built-in ash tray MOTHER FUCKER!

:calm:

Slightly off-topic but there someone/s (if I may) buying McDonalds at Mana, going around Pauatahanui Inlet and throwing the leftover rubbish out the window?!

What planet are these people from?

[Mattyc]

the ultimate would be to find out where they live and go dump a few ashtrays on their doorstops , either that or just take a big steaming crap on their doorstep or on the bonnet of their car

[robnz]

i know what guys mean. i even had an orange peel smack me in the just outside clevedon. A family of 4 probably going for a sunday drive, looking for bikers to piss off.

[NhuanH]

i know what guys mean. i even had an orange peel smack me in the just outside clevedon. A family of 4 probably going for a sunday drive, looking for bikers to piss off.
what is it about the Kaiaua GP?? Orange peels, jandals - what next...??? :wait:

[Smorg]

the ultimate would be to find out where they live and go dump a few ashtrays on their doorstops , either that or just take a big steaming crap on their doorstep or on the bonnet of their car

Or write quit smoking in your excrement on the offenders car and let it bake in the hot sun? Or is that taking it to far :lol:

[thehollowmen]

I still think we should get some of those red autobahn hammers...

Rego number, post office, ask them to pay for a new pair of jeans...Burn a small hole in a pair of jeans about inner thigh area and keep it in your wardrobe so you can show them ...

[Smorg]

I still think we should get some of those red autobahn hammers...

Rego number, post office, ask them to pay for a new pair of jeans...Burn a small hole in a pair of jeans about inner thigh area and keep it in your wardrobe so you can show them ...

I like the dump on bonnet idea better :niceone:

[Deano]

Thing that bugs me though is the ones that "clean" their windscreen and one of the jets goes over the top of the vehicle and smears my dam visor! :argh:

We used to aim the left jet at 90 degrees to the left - I.E straight at the footpath - great for 'getting' the pedestrians !!

[Nitzer]

the ultimate would be to find out where they live and go dump a few ashtrays on their doorstops , either that or just take a big steaming crap on their doorstep or on the bonnet of their car

or find out where they live, wrap a huge sloppy dog POO in newspaper, go to their house, place POO wrapped in newspaper on door step, set fire to newspaper, knock on door and runaway.

When person answers door they will panic, stamp on blazing newspaper and get covered in dog POO. Perfect!

[gamgee]

the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there :shake:

[Deano]

or find out where they live, wrap a huge sloppy dog POO in newspaper, go to their house, place POO wrapped in newspaper on door step, set fire to newspaper, knock on door and runaway.

When person answers door they will panic, stamp on blazing newspaper and get covered in dog POO. Perfect!

Or if you're lucky you will burn the place down and get a few years behind bars for arson. (Seen the news lately ?)

[F5 Dave]

[Showing age] on a special episode of CHiPs, some guy throws a ciggy & it burns through the thin shirt of the Head Cop :Police: whilst on his bike (who hardly ever leaves the HQ) & all he does is sneer at the driver. Pussy. If ever there was a time & place for misusing police authority -that would have been it.

[ScumKiller2]

the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there :shake:

Nice, I saw a guy come out of a pub and vomit into these vents on some poor sods car. I could just picture the driver on the motorway turning on the fan and getting a face full of carrots......

As for the ciggies - if you wear armoured gloves follow them to the next lights and try to talk nicely to them, explaining the evil in their ways. When they inevitably tell you f*** off, punch their wing mirror as the light turns green..... :bash:

[outlawtorn]

the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there :shake:
brilliant!!!!! :niceone: I'll remember that for future reference....

[Mattyc]

the ultimate in cager abuse:
alright you know the air intake part near the bottom of the windscreen, well it's for the cars air con, so if you take a piss in that everytime they turn on the heater they get the smell of hot piss wafting through there car, even better if you can maneuvre your arse properly drop a few nuggets down there :shake:


OH yeah!!!!!, im gonna do this, im going to find out where one of these cagers live, and go and crap down their vents , with the older cars you can remove their vents externally with a phillips screwdriver.

Another thought would be some fish guts or similar type of offal down there that will really piss them off

i like the armoured glove bit - i just happen to have carbon fibre knuckles

[SuperDave]

carry some spark plugs with you and throw em at the windscreen when the porcelan hits the screen makes for an intresting effect....

That's the way to get caught, don't use plugs man use some small stones. Tape a few on the inside of your fairings but within reach so that if you ever get pulled over it doesn't look dodge to a cop. If someone throws their cig butts at you all you need to do is get infront of them, take some of the stones and toss it back - not big enough to go through and harm but big enough to fuckup their windscreen costing them $400 or whatever. This should teach them a lesson.


Now that I have a ZXR I could actually do this, I was so wanting to do it on the FXR once because some fuck threw 6 cigarette butts out of his sunroof deliberatly trying to hit me. But you need to pick your battles, I wouldn't want a pissed off hilux driving cunt chasing me on the open road whilst on an FXR - that's just asking to get hurt.

[kro]

Count yourself lucky, the only thing I had to dodge in Auckland was idiots in Cortinas throwing beer bottles. I was none too impressed at having to dodge freshly broken glass.

[froggyfrenchman]

i will through my butts out of the cage. But never if there is a bike behind!

[heavenly.talker]

just take a big steaming crap on their doorstep or on the bonnet of their car


Dude!!!...lol....don't hold back! Tell us how you really feel...
Still laughing...getting the bling for that!

P.S. It must be still cold down your way for the instrument of learning to be steaming? lol

[Ivan]

Yep happens in the country as well because I had it happen last friday on the ride home from Ucol I was riding along minding my own buisiness and this lady threw one out

[SlowHand]

pity you weren't coming back from a sperm bank - cuda made a transaction. Or you coulda asked Sunhuntin - she cuda shot bugs at the same time :stupid:

as a newb they really distract me from the road. RAH!

[Phenoix]

Bottling's the worst tho.
I've had a 40oZ throwen at me while on the motorway.
Now that is F**ken scary

[inlinefour]

Anything thrown from a moving vehicle onto a public road is just a public nusience and they should be done for it. Time to take their number plates and report it to the local Police. :Oi: