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tl_tub
3rd November 2005, 19:58
Has anyone organized a nude ride before? Is one going to be organized? I’m sure you wouldn’t get arrested if there were a dozen or so of you! Any thoughts?

sunhuntin
3rd November 2005, 20:00
bud....bugs hurt enough on faces...cant imagine how bad itd sting to be hit elsewhere...be picking em out for months to cum! lmfao

froggyfrenchman
3rd November 2005, 20:00
Please please dont post pics if you do!

tl_tub
3rd November 2005, 20:02
I think safety would be concern enough travelling at 50kph.. Flapping in the breeze could be painful at 120kph!

Magua
3rd November 2005, 20:05
It hurts just thinking about what could happen if someone was to have a bin. :crybaby:

SlowHand
3rd November 2005, 20:09
bud....bugs hurt enough on faces...cant imagine how bad itd sting to be hit elsewhere...be picking em out for months to cum! lmfao

dude, aren't you a chick? or do you ride a sprots bike backwards?

sunhuntin
3rd November 2005, 20:13
right now i ride nothing but my boyfriend...and being that my legs hurt to bend right now, he rides me.

yeh, bugs up the pussy....nice. never mind hair in ya teeth! LOL :devil2:

Grumpy
3rd November 2005, 20:14
Naked is the only way to ride.... :headbang:

RiderInBlack
3rd November 2005, 20:18
yeh, bugs up the pussy....nice.Gives the spiders something to eat:devil2:
:dodge:

sunhuntin
3rd November 2005, 20:21
Gives the spiders something to eat:devil2:
:dodge:

LMFAO!!!!!

parsley
3rd November 2005, 20:51
Has anyone organized a nude ride before? Is one going to be organized? I’m sure you wouldn’t get arrested if there were a dozen or so of you! Any thoughts?
Wasn't there a topless ride before the Sexpo a few months ago?

RiderInBlack
3rd November 2005, 20:58
Done an "Undies 500" on the bike in boxers with the BOP CC nutters before:whistle:

tl_tub
3rd November 2005, 20:58
Wasn't there a topless ride before the Sexpo a few months ago?

Topless aint nude buddy! Hell, im as shy as buggery, but ill do it if some of you other ugly buggers do! :headbang:

Mental Trousers
3rd November 2005, 22:14
I really shouldn't have clicked on this thread :crybaby:

SlowHand
3rd November 2005, 22:54
Your lucky it was rescued, it was running down K'Rd real fast. uh oh - I see Biff reading.....Gulp

Biff
3rd November 2005, 22:56
Any minute now.......

Any minute now.......

......somebody is going to remind us about the dangers of not wearing the appropriate protective gear.






























Always wear a condom.:niceone:

transformerboy
3rd November 2005, 23:18
how bad can it be? i mean nude skiing is fucking great. although i dont like the idea of all over road rash!!!! maybe a dirt bike ride on the beach naked at least that way u might have skin left

SARGE
3rd November 2005, 23:55
Has anyone organized a nude ride before? Is one going to be organized? I’m sure you wouldn’t get arrested if there were a dozen or so of you! Any thoughts?


i'd do one.....




but im afraid i'd get the damn thing caught in the chain, or run it over with the back wheel..

Karma
3rd November 2005, 23:59
i'd do one.....




but im afraid i'd get the damn thing caught in the chain, or run it over with the back wheel..


Mines the opposite... get CC or some of the other female riders and mine would be right up their exhaust. :devil2:

sAsLEX
4th November 2005, 00:02
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/queenst.jpg

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/MOV01719.avi


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/image.php?s=&action=showset&subd=sets&display=Queen_St_Protest_Ride&title=Queen%20St%20Protest%20Ride

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/MOV01732.avi

umm nothing to see here............. :niceone:

inlinefour
4th November 2005, 09:16
Has anyone organized a nude ride before? Is one going to be organized? I’m sure you wouldn’t get arrested if there were a dozen or so of you! Any thoughts?

Don't want to know about it and sure don't want to attend, unless I can be naked under all my riding gear. Roadrash is a prick :weird: eww, happy thoughts, happy thoughts :shutup:

ManDownUnder
4th November 2005, 09:20
i'd do one.....




but im afraid i'd get the damn thing caught in the chain, or run it over with the back wheel..

Yeah - I used to have the problem - till someone showed me how to use it as a necktie. Only problem is I get strangled anytime someone cute stops for a chat...

bugjuice
4th November 2005, 09:23
hell yeah.... bagsy official photographer...

Colapop
4th November 2005, 09:41
hell yeah.... bagsy official photographer...
Of bags????

bugjuice
4th November 2005, 09:43
Of bags????
no, of tits you tit.

Oakie
4th November 2005, 09:45
i'd do one.....




but im afraid i'd get the damn thing caught in the chain, or run it over with the back wheel..

He he ... well don't lie under the bike then. :Pokey:

Cibby
4th November 2005, 09:48
Mines the opposite... get CC or some of the other female riders and mine would be right up their exhaust. :devil2:


haha...


Naked ride aye??

I'd probably be willing to do a topless ride, being a pillion on teh back of someone....

Assuming it was for a good cause ofcourse.. It would be thoroughly out of character for me to do something like this for the hell of it... :bleh:

Lias
4th November 2005, 10:27
On the DVD of Billy Conooloys world tour of england, ireland and wales, the last image is of him riding off down the road in his trike with his willy flapping in the wind.

I rememebr watching it and thinking "fuck that must be cold"

RiderInBlack
4th November 2005, 10:35
On the DVD of Billy Conooloys world tour of england, ireland and wales, the last image is of him riding off down the road in his trike with his willy flapping in the wind.

I rememebr watching it and thinking "fuck that must be cold"That was my thought with the IOM naked bike sence in "Waking Ned Devine".

Cibby
4th November 2005, 10:38
On the DVD of Billy Conooloys world tour of england, ireland and wales, the last image is of him riding off down the road in his trike with his willy flapping in the wind.

I rememebr watching it and thinking "fuck that must be cold"

yeah.. ugh.. you gotta have balls to do somethying like that.

excuse the pun.. *cough

Blind spot
4th November 2005, 11:38
will need to make it a short ride, by the time i throw my old fellow forward and bungy it down to the handle bars it will be half silly.

Karma
4th November 2005, 12:10
haha...


Naked ride aye??

I'd probably be willing to do a topless ride, being a pillion on teh back of someone....

Assuming it was for a good cause ofcourse.. It would be thoroughly out of character for me to do something like this for the hell of it... :bleh:

Could be an idea... although I'd prefer missionary style... like on that James Bond film with that Chinese chick.

:love:

Lou Girardin
4th November 2005, 15:20
i'd do one.....




but im afraid i'd get the damn thing caught in the chain, or run it over with the back wheel..

Your toe? :D

Lou Girardin
4th November 2005, 15:22
If chicks went fast enough when naked, would their boobs flap in the breeze like Jeremy Clarksons jowls?

bugjuice
4th November 2005, 15:23
If chicks went fast enough when naked, would their boobs flap in the breeze like Jeremy Clarksons jowls?
and would they whistle when stood up on the pegs? :whistle:

mstriumph
4th November 2005, 15:24
helmet & boots does not qualify as nekkid

------- so this would be illegal then? :eek5:

zeRax
4th November 2005, 15:39
HAHAHA, classic posts

Bonez
4th November 2005, 16:56
haha...


Naked ride aye??

I'd probably be willing to do a topless ride, being a pillion on teh back of someone....
You tease..................

VasalineWarrior
4th November 2005, 22:07
You guys are sick

transformerboy
4th November 2005, 22:11
VasalineWarrior u love to get naked and run up and down our flat at night i can hear ya! gettin down with chrisz friend! naked ride sounds like fun, get in touch with my little friends the bugs! mmm bugs for tea! so crunchy and warm..... ohhhh

VasalineWarrior
4th November 2005, 22:16
The hell I do ya little prat! At least I wear underwear about the house which is more than can be said for you

transformerboy
4th November 2005, 22:30
what u afraid of???? got a wee one aye? punk!

Aucker
4th November 2005, 23:31
Is this a joke cos I've got some friends from AK Outdoor Health Club who'd bee keen on coming. :whistle:

Sniper
5th November 2005, 06:47
This scares me. I don't get scared often but I am now.

tl_tub
5th November 2005, 07:33
Is this a joke cos I've got some friends from AK Outdoor Health Club who'd bee keen on coming. :whistle:

If your serious then im serious :whistle:

Aucker
5th November 2005, 18:26
If your serious then im serious :whistle:nah mate you got me all wrong.....:o

tl_tub
5th November 2005, 19:15
nah mate you got me all wrong.....:o

Is that what you said the night you went to that gay bar? :psst: