The return of The_Dover

[The_Dover]

Hey Ladies,

They finally turfed me out of the hospital for coming onto the nurses (apparently it's a bugger to get out of the uniforms, not just leathers!!).

The arm is getting better, may need a skin graft at a later date but hopefully it will heal naturally. Bugger is I can't have beer cos of the antibiologicals so I'm in a painfully sober state for the next ten days at least. Kinda sucks.

I just wanna say a huge thanks to Juzzer for all of his support (he really is a top cunt!), Cibby for all her, erm, "bedside manner" and Texmo for generally being a pain in the arse and distracting from the pain in my arm. Thanks to all who have sent me messages of support, I look forward to riding with you all again soon!

I hope this place hasn't been to quiet or civilised without me.

The_Dover :kick:

[SARGE]

Hey Ladies,

They finally turfed me out of the hospital for coming onto the nurses (apparently it's a bugger to get out of the uniforms, not just leathers!!).

The arm is getting better, may need a skin graft at a later date but hopefully it will heal naturally. Bugger is I can't have beer cos of the antibiologicals so I'm in a painfully sober state for the next ten days at least. Kinda sucks.

I just wanna say a huge thanks to Juzzer for all of his support (he really is a top cunt!), Cibby for all her, erm, "bedside manner" and Texmo for generally being a pain in the arse and distracting from the pain in my arm. Thanks to all who have sent me messages of support, I look forward to riding with you all again soon!

I hope this place hasn't been to quiet or civilised without me.

The_Dover :kick:



oh shit .. there goes the neighborhood

glad you are out dickhead

[Toast]

no drinking for 10 days...maybe you'll find life so much more pure and beautiful without it and never touch the bottle again...or not...

Glad to hear that you'll be sweet :niceone:

[Scorpygirl]

Glad to hear you're out of hospital and on the mend. Bugger about not having alcohol for 10 days!!! :argh: Fingers crossed that the arm will heal up of it's own accord. Nurses can only take so much :whistle:

Take care matey :spudwave:

[texmo]

oh shit .. there goes the neighborhood

glad you are out dickhead
:love: can you feel the love dover? :love:


So how manys days has it been with out a drink? and with out getting any action? Must be the longest time you have been without either scince you first discovered getting trashed :drinkup: and being a manwhore....
Great you didnt need any surgery thats for sure and your out and about. :niceone:

[pyrocam]

fuck they put enough bandages on your arm didnt they?

[texmo]

fuck they put enough bandages on your arm didnt they?
When your as soft as dover you need that many.... hows the bike cam?

[pyrocam]

When your as soft as dover you need that many.... hows the bike cam?
Read: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=401783#post401783

it was the carbs.

[inlinefour]

I suspect they was pulling yer tit about the nursing uniform. When I was single and the female nurses was keen, it did not seem to tkae much :devil2: Hope the arm heals up, either way skin graft or not, you'll end up with a nice scar. Just hope more that it will not give you hassles later in life. Get well and get riding again :niceone:

[texmo]

Same deal as me, caused my bike to seek and stuff my choke cable also snapped and my cooling liquid hadnt been changed...

[boomer]

Nice to bump into you again today mate; good to see your up and about, although i'm guessing you might be walking with a limp in 6 months or so having to carry all that extra weight on your arm! :p


Also managed to meet Cibby chick and Sarge :spudwave: Good to see they don't just give you shit online mate :doctor: I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?


Here's to a quick recovery bro :drinkup:

[pyrocam]

Nice to bump into you again today mate; good to see your up and about, although i'm guessing you might be walking with a limp in 6 months or so having to carry all that extra weight on your arm! :p


Also managed to meet Cibby chick and Sarge :spudwave: Good to see they don't just give you shit online mate :doctor: I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?


Here's to a quick recovery bro :drinkup:

were you the one on trying out the jacket? otherwise musta just missed ya.

[boomer]

nah mate, i was the one trying to get a test ride of the gsxr600/750 from Sarge and cibbychick... :niceone:

i guess i'll have to go for either the 636 or the 600rr :blip:

[juzzer]

I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?

Eating pies maybe...Nah bro, was at home playing with a blue eyed blonde.... :whistle:

[SARGE]

nah mate, i was the one trying to get a test ride of the gsxr600/750 from Sarge and cibbychick... :niceone:

cmon... you were trying to test ride Cibby mate ...lol



i guess i'll have to go for either the 636 or the 600rr :blip:


i'd go with the Honda or Kumnsukme too... Poms have bad luck with real bikes..we've had 2 Gixxers written off by Poms in 6 months..

oh.. wait... they were both Dover..

[boomer]

i'd go with the Honda or Kumnsukme too... Poms have bad luck with real bikes..we've had 2 Gixxers written off by Poms in 6 months..

oh.. wait... they were both Dover..

:laugh: I can feel some 'septic tank' jokes comin..... umm... ummm.... :dodge:


cmon... you were trying to test ride Cibby mate ...lol

lol.. are you trying to tell me sarge that the she's a demo model?? she definately looked quick off the start with low mileage and made for an enjoyable ride!! (disclaimer... no offence meant cibby chick!) :niceone:




I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?

Eating pies maybe...Nah bro, was at home playing with a blue eyed blonde.... :whistle:

Hopefully that model dont crash 'en burn huh :whistle: Nice work mate :niceone:

[SARGE]

lol.. are you trying to tell me sarge that the she's a demo model?? she definately looked quick off the start with low mileage and made for an enjoyable ride!!



the all new SLAPPER 600?... *giggle*

oh fuck.. i just giggled

[boomer]

the all new SLAPPER 600?... *giggle*

oh fuck.. i just giggled
best we run, before some one notices.

[pyrocam]

I was wondering if having cibby in the store would increase sales 10fold.

[SARGE]

I was wondering if having cibby in the store would increase sales 10fold.


should do wonders for floor traffic...


Cibby... you do lapdances?

[pyrocam]

should do wonders for floor traffic...


Cibby... you do lapdances?

I heard her in action. great.
"yeah that jacket looks really really good on you"
fuck if that was me and I didnt already try to hit on cibby I would of bought it then and there.

mmmm back to my beer.

[texmo]

[QUOTE=boomer]I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?[QUOTE]

Eating pies maybe...Nah bro, was at home playing with a blue eyed blonde.... :whistle:
Hey juzzer dont take this the wrong way but, you sick fuck....

[crashe]

Nah bro, was at home playing with a blue eyed blonde....



Hey juzzer dont take this the wrong way but, you sick fuck....

:rofl: :rofl: I have meet the blue-eyed blonde... :spudwave:
all I will say is that the blue-eyed blonde is a real cutie

[boomer]

Hopefully that model dont crash 'en burn huh :whistle: Nice work mate :niceone:


When I posted the above I didn't realise you meant your 'baby'.... bad taste sorry. :wacko:

[Cibby]

should do wonders for floor traffic...


Cibby... you do lapdances?


haha.. that is the plan isnt it boys?? to ah.. increase floor traffic ;)

You wait until i have that colemans shirt a little smaller.. :devil2:

Edit - Dover, great to have you back out of hospital hun, now we just have to get you back to colemans, i mean i cant sell the bikes AND hook them up with accessories all by myself now can i!

[Macktheknife]

haha.. that is the plan isnt it boys?? to ah.. increase floor traffic ;)

You wait until i have that colemans shirt a little smaller.. :devil2:
Smaller! you dont need it smaller girl, but if you undo anymore of those buttons you would almost fall out of it.
I was in the shop just after 9 and they were all done up, I came back about an hour and a half later and she had undone 3 of them! The parts dept were worried that they would be out of a job by xmas! lol
Godd luck with the new job anyway Cibby, catch you next time. :drinkup: :drinkup:

[juzzer]

When I posted the above I didn't realise you meant your 'baby'.... bad taste sorry. :wacko:

Well he is blue eyed and blonde....i think Cibby is falling for him.... :psst:

[juzzer]

[QUOTE=juzzer][QUOTE=boomer]I'm sure that was Yoshi's ugly mug i saw leaving so i'm guessin Juzza was out back baking pies?
Hey juzzer dont take this the wrong way but, you sick fuck....

You know me....bag of sweeties and pvc rain coat..... :whistle:

[aff-man]

Good to hear :niceone:

[Cibby]

Well he is blue eyed and blonde....i think Cibby is falling for him.... :psst:


argh.. is it that obvious????

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[boomer]

Well he is blue eyed and blonde....i think Cibby is falling for him.... :psst:

argh.. is it that obvious????

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Play ya cards right and you might be in for free servicing :doctor:

[parsley]

Play ya cards right and you might be in for free servicing :doctor:
Her suspension definitely needs some attention - too much bounce in the ride. :niceone:

[SPman]

[QUOTE=texmo][QUOTE=juzzer]

You know me....bag of sweeties and pvc rain coat..... :whistle:

The plot sickens.......:dodge:

[boomer]

I could be wrong SP, but should the front wheel look like that ?

One munted 'tri'cicle? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image.php?u=29&type=profile&dateline=1130885877)

:eek5:

[SPman]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...........................:whistle: