THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

[Qkchk]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


THE END

[Scorpygirl]

Lucky escape for the girl, eh!!! :doobey: At least she had some sense to see it as a fairy story!!! :rofl:

Only kidding.... :yes:

[Beemer]

I prefer this version:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

[SARGE]

oh fuck... Where's Oprah?

[Beemer]

Oprah's too busy deciding whether to convert to Scientology and be Tom's friend, or Kabbalah and stay on Madonna's good side. Apparently. :whocares:

[SARGE]

Oprah's too busy deciding whether to convert to Scientology and be Tom's friend, or Kabbalah and stay on Madonna's good side. Apparently. :whocares:



oh.. wow... cant she afford her own religion?

[Beemer]

oh.. wow... cant she afford her own religion?

Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!

[SARGE]

Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!



fried chicken one week.. rice and yogurt the next..

[Wolf]

Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!
And LOTS of Lattes...