Auckland - Night on the Tiles - 11/11/05 - TONIGHT

[The_Dover]

Hey Guys and Gals,

Cibby and I were talking about hitting the town tonight, a bit of drinking (except me!), a bit of dancing and copious amounts of spouting shite I would imagine.

We'd like to extend this invite to all KB'ers out there, fuck all to do with bikes as such, just a social outing as it's summer and there will be lots of young, barely dressed ladies out there.

The plans have not been concreted yet but if there is enough interest then we can either meet at my place (Mt Eden) and sink some piss, bikes can be parked, car's abandoned etc, then head to the smoke or we can meet in town.

Floor space will probably be available if you are incapable of finding a way home!

So, jack your name up if you feel like a bit of a hairdown session or if not fuck off home with your pipe and slippers, grandad!!

Bring friends, family, casual acquaintances or strangers you meet on the way....just get out.....

[juzzer]

Fuck off...i'm wearing me slippers...

[The_Dover]

Dunno if they'll let you into most bars wearing your slippers mate........

[jrandom]

sounds like a real classy occasion. I've been wanting to see you in black-tie for a while, Dover.

[The_Dover]

The only time you'll get me in a tie is for a job interview or if I'm in the dock.....

[WRT]

You getting your hull blasted there Dover?

[The_Dover]

You getting your hull blasted there Dover?

Now that you mention it, Augmentin and Seafood are a fine recipe for "blasting your hull"...

Don't do it boys and girls..........you'll never trust a fart again.:shake:

[juzzer]

Now that you mention it, Augmentin and Seafood are a fine recipe for "blasting your hull"...

Don't do it boys and girls..........you'll never trust a fart again.:shake:


Now that you mention it...you did stink like shit last night....

[The_Dover]

Now that you mention it...you did stink like shit last night....

That's only cos your nose was so close to my ass as you were blowing me under the table bro!

[parsley]

fuck all to do with bikes as such
Well yeah, because otherwise you wouldn't be allowed to come.


The plans have not been concreted yet but if there is enough interest then we can either meet at my place (Mt Eden) and sink some piss, bikes can be parked, car's abandoned etc, then head to the smoke or we can meet in town.
I'm based in Mt Eden as well. Must the cool place to be...

[juzzer]

That's only cos your nose was so close to my ass as you were blowing me under the table bro!

I thought that was our little secert....:blip:

[Postie]

That's only cos your nose was so close to my ass as you were blowing me under the table bro!

proof of accusation

[juzzer]

proof of accusation

That's a lie.....it ain't that big...:nono:

[mv.senna]

heya Dover, I could be in....will be going to the Fu bar for a few hrs, so maybe cd meet you guys in town.... :banana:

[ManDownUnder]

That's a lie.....it ain't that big...:nono:

Even if I had that information, it's the kind of thing I'd keep to myself, in case people mistook it for actual first hand knowledge :blip:

[juzzer]

Even if I had that information, it's the kind of thing I'd keep to myself, in case people mistook it for actual first hand knowledge :blip:

I have been informed by a reliable source that Dover’s man whoring comments are in fact an over compensation for his wee man….And besides you said i could tell everyone :yeah:

[The_Dover]

I have been informed by a reliable source that Dover’s man whoring comments are in fact an over compensation for his wee man….And besides you said i could tell everyone :yeah:

It's not about your pencil, it's how you write your name.

[Karma]

It's not about your pencil, it's how you write your name.


That's a new one on me...

I personally don't use a pencil... I've got one of those big permanent marker pens! :yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

I might be doing my thing on Q-street lol

-Indy

[The_Dover]

That's a new one on me...

I personally don't use a pencil... I've got one of those big permanent marker pens! :yes:

Yeah, but I'm a pro and like to have a little finesse.

I bet your writing isn't even joined up with one of those things.......

[Phurrball]

Now that you mention it, Augmentin and Seafood are a fine recipe for "blasting your hull"...

Don't do it boys and girls..........you'll never trust a fart again.:shake:

Were you never taught dover? Never push on a fifty/fifty...:rofl:

[pyrocam]

mmmmmmm scantily clad .....

would love to join you guys but tonight im still really sore from last night. some bright spark said to try drinking vodka instead of beer but I finished the 1L bottle accidentally.

[The_Dover]

mmmmmmm scantily clad .....

would love to join you guys but tonight im still really sore from last night. some bright spark said to try drinking vodka instead of beer but I finished the 1L bottle accidentally.

Fuckin lightweight!!!

[juzzer]

Fuckin lightweight!!!

This coming from a pussy that's on the wagon.... :shake:

[jrandom]

a pussy that's on the wagon...

the pussy wagon?

yeah, it comes past here every so often. I keep telling 'em, they shouldn't use the same jingle as Mr Whippy. screws the kids heads up for life, that does.

[juzzer]

the pussy wagon?

yeah, it comes past here every so often. I keep telling 'em, they shouldn't use the same jingle as Mr Whippy. screws the kids heads up for life, that does.

Often licked....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...nice one

[Karma]

Yeah, but I'm a pro and like to have a little finesse.

I bet your writing isn't even joined up with one of those things.......


Doesn't need to be joined up when it's in letters a foot high.

[The_Dover]

Doesn't need to be joined up when it's in letters a foot high.

I think you'll find most ladies prefer a little style:thud:

[Karma]

I think you'll find most ladies prefer a little style:thud:


Mate if they're telling you that size isn't important then it really is. :banana:

[judgeshock]

I think you'll find most ladies prefer a little style:thud:

Im sure they prefer style but not little mate. :lol:

[The_Dover]

Mate if they're telling you that size isn't important then it really is. :banana:

Really? Damn. That must be where I'm going wrong.......

Oh well, I'll just have to overcompensate by riding a big bike.........:whistle:

[Karma]

Really? Damn. That must be where I'm going wrong.......

Oh well, I'll just have to overcompensate by riding a big bike.........:whistle:


You got the shimano gears on that bike of yours? :blah:

[judgeshock]

Really? Damn. That must be where I'm going wrong.......

Oh well, I'll just have to overcompensate by riding a big bike.........:whistle:

You could overcompensate by riding the fatties with your littely. :lol:

[Macktheknife]

Really? Damn. That must be where I'm going wrong.......

Oh well, I'll just have to overcompensate by riding a big bike.........:whistle:

Oh GOD NO..... not again!
Look what happened last time you tried that!
You got ass-raped by your gixxer! :msn-wink: lol
Stick to your little one with joined up writing mate, at least there if you slip off the end you will only give yourself a black eye! lol
Just winding you up man, have a good night.
:drinknsin :drinknsin :drinknsin

[judgeshock]

Oh GOD NO..... not again!
Look what happened last time you tried that!
You got ass-raped by your gixxer! :msn-wink: lol
Stick to your little one with joined up writing mate, at least there if you slip off the end you will only give yourself a black eye! lol
Just winding you up man, have a good night.
:drinknsin :drinknsin :drinknsin

Indeed have a good weekend man. :yes:

[The_Dover]

Nah, I don't need gears on my pushbike, I got thighs like a horse. As for humping the fatties, we've got a little more choice up here in the big smoke. It aint all sisters or cousins for us......

[judgeshock]

I will give you that, unfortunately the in breeding is rife :blink: :bash:

Glad im off to chch this weekend

[Indiana_Jones]

drunk kber's on the street = madness :D

-Indy