Famous Last Words

[Zed]

Prompted by a comment (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=411755&postcount=30) made by an esteemed fellow KBer, I searched the Net for some material and came up with this site: Last Words of Real People (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/6537/real-a.htm)

Some of the things people say before they die are revealing and astounding, and some are obviously, like, deep psychosis whispers I'm sure of it! :p

Here's a couple that stood out to me, feel free to add any you found moving.

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Elizabeth I, Queen of England (1533-1603)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"All my possessions for a moment of time."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>and prophesying till the end :lol: :

Nostradamus (Michel de Notre Dame) 1503-1566
</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[bugjuice]

smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast

[Indiana_Jones]

"I'm going out, I may be some time"

or...

"At last I'm king of all Eng.....aghhhh"

-Indy

[Coyote]

One day, history will judge us - Unknown Nazi Soldier

[Krayy]

smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast
or "Stoke me a clipper..."

or even better....

"Gazpacho soup!!!"

[Indiana_Jones]

"Gazpacho soup!!!"

ahahahaahahahahahah!!!

Ah that shit was f*cking classic! :lol:

-Indy

[The_Dover]

shnot gun shnot gun, I can't reach the handle..........

[F5 Dave]

or "Stoke me a clipper..."

or even better....

"Gazpacho soup!!!"



[Shakes hands, fingers pointing down, 'gansta pose'] Whoooaa -Boys from the Dwarf!

[Swoop]

Here's some for ya!!!


"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
Author Unknown

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Jeff Foxworthy

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
Dave Barry

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
Bob Ettinger

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach
you how to swim."
Paula Poundstone

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men." I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Huh?"
Conan O'Brien

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my Goodness.... I could be eating a slow learner."
Lynda Montgomery

"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
Roseanne

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
Richard Jeni

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
Johnny Carson

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
Paul Rodriguez

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
Jerry Seinfeld

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
Warren Hutcherson

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West

"Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress .... But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least
they can find Kuwait."
A. Whitney Brown

"Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
Roseanne

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
Dave Barry

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
George Carlin

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Lewis Grizzard

Advice for the day: If you have a lot a tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away
from children"
Author Unknown

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
Drew Carey

[Krayy]

"Unnnnnnggggghhhhhhhh!!" - Elvis

[DMNTD]

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'". :doobey:


"We are now flying over Iraq...." :blink:

[vifferman]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!" - General John Sedgwick, 1864, shortly before a bullet hit him in the head.

[Zed]

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Astor, Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne (1879-1964)</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD>"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Now I'm oiled. Keep me from the rats."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Beecher, Henry Ward (1813-1887)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Now comes the mystery."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Beethoven, Ludwig van (1770-1827)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[SPORK]

"It was a rock-lobstah!"

Nick Ormrod (1990-2094)

[Krayy]

Wife: "Does my butt look big in these?"
(late) Husband: "Ye........"

[Coyote]

"Trust me, it's gonna work, you have nothing to fear"

[bugjuice]

k, so we cut the green wire.. you sure..?
yup..

[Coyote]

"April Fools!!!!!"

[NC]

Don't touch the RED button

[Drum]

Peter Brock, overheard on the helmet cam, just before putting the V8 into the wall at Philip Island at over 200 km/h:

"Awwwww Faaaaaaaaark"

[MSTRS]

Ah, what the fuck was that??
Mayor of Hiroshima

[The_Dover]

"I'm just gonna go belt one out, I'll see you fellas in the bar...."

Micheal Hutchence
INXS

[Big Dave]

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

Let's ask that group of basketball players for directions.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

What duck?

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

What's that priest doing here?

You look just like Charles Manson.

I hope they speak English.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

I'll get your toast out.

Give me liberty or give me death.*

It's strong enough for both of us.

That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

This doesn't taste right.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Hey that's not a violin.

[marty]

the "I'm going out - I may be some time" is the gutsiest call.

[inlinefour]

No officer it was not me and I would not know who it was either.:blink:

[MSTRS]

No bread? Well let them eat cake then.
Marie Antoinette

[marty]

'it's not that deep'

or, 'it's plenty deep enough'

[Big Dave]

the "I'm going out - I may be some time" is the gutsiest call.


http://website.lineone.net/~polar.publishing/captainoates.htm

[Coyote]

"Look ma! No Hands!"

[Indiana_Jones]

"I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right past us!"

-Indy

[MSTRS]

Feck!! Would you look at all those Indians!!
General Custer

[marty]

thanks for that dave. question is, if scott was the man as described, then why would he record those words, knowing how much impact they would have in later years? it tells of a brave, knowledgable man. people today should take strength from the likes of scott, oates, shackleton et.al

[marty]

actually, one of my kids said 'i'm hungry dad - can you make me a sandwich?' to me in the weekend. i said 'unless your belly is out here >>>>>, and you've got flies in your eyes, don't whinge that you're hungry'

they got themselves a sandwich

[Zed]

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Kafka, Franz (1883-1924)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Marx, Karl (1818-1883)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[marty]

'it's alright - i've done a course in this'

[marty]

'yes darling, i've been having an affair'

[The_Dover]

"Don't be a twat, when did you last see an iceberg around here???"

[Indiana_Jones]

Hindenburg crew member #54

"Hans, you seen my lighter?"

-Indy

[Zed]

"Such is life."

Who: Ned Kelly"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. "

Who: Oscar Wilde"Put out the bloody cigarette!!"

Who: Saki
Note: Last words before he was shot by a sniper.

[Indiana_Jones]

Lord Nelson's famous signal at the Battle of the Nile:

"England knows Lady Hamilton's a virgin. Poke my eye out and cut off my arm if I'm wrong."

:lol:

-Indy

[Zed]

<TABLE width="95%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Socrates (469-399 B.C.)</TD></TR><TR><TD width="5%"></TD><TD>"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"</TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD>Socrates was a Greek philosopher broke with tradition to investigate both ethics and logic. Possessed with an amazing ability to irritate politicians, he was eventually convicted of corrupting the young people of Athens through his teaching and sentenced to death by drinking hemlock.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Swoop]

thanks for that dave. question is, if scott was the man as described, then why would he record those words, knowing how much impact they would have in later years? it tells of a brave, knowledgable man. people today should take strength from the likes of scott, oates, shackleton et.al

Shakleton should be the one to be referred to as the "brave, knowledgeable man". He planned ahead and never lost a man. Scott on the other hand was an egotist and a plonker... taking horses to get to the pole.... :doh:

[Skyryder]

"I'm going out, I may be some time"

or...

"At last I'm king of all Eng.....aghhhh"

-Indy

I know both of them.

First one is Oates of South Pole fame.

The second is Edmond Blackadder.

Skyryder

[The_Dover]

taking horses to get to the pole.... :doh:

He would have missed them if he left them at home. They were his favourite pets.

[Unit]

I just hope someones around to hear my last words, and hope even more they are actually listening.:blink:

[parsley]

Ah, what the fuck was that??
Mayor of Hiroshima
You missed the rest:

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

[Big Dave]

'I told you I was Ill.' - Spike Milligan's tombstone.

[Ixion]

"Wheelie? You call that a wheelie? I'll show you a wheelie" -- Squidley MacSquid

[jimbo600]

"Shall we go for the north tower or the south tower." Al suk madik to his brother ule suk madik.

[Ghost Lemur]

My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

You can read them for yourself here (http://www.bway.net/~abbot/gunshot.html)

[Zed]

My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

You can read them for yourself here (http://www.bway.net/~abbot/gunshot.html)That was creepy! Drugs, chemical/mental imbalance, or demon possession...not sure???

[SARGE]

"hey y'all .. watch THIS......"

[Waylander]

"I bet you can go twice as fast!"

[Big Dave]

My favourite dying words were those of Dutch Schultz

You can read them for yourself here (http://www.bway.net/~abbot/gunshot.html)

If I was the detective I would have just shot him again myself - about half way through. Woulda saved a lot of trouble.

[avgas]

"That whole death thing is a myth, man"

[eliot-ness]

Careful with that thing. You'll have somebody's eye out.
King Harold at the battle of Hastings

[Lou Girardin]

I can take that corner at double what the sign says.

[bugjuice]

hmmmm.. out of sedatives.. anyone got any tictacs?

[*sic]

"wonder where the momma bear is?"

"hold my beer and watch this"

"i regret nothing"

"its just a flesh wound"

"that'll buff right out"

"wonder if that person in the cage can see me?"

[Zed]

.

Leonardo da Vinci: artist, inventor:<DL><DD>"I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have." </DD></DL>
W.C. Fields: writer, actor:<DL><DD>"God damn the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta." </DD></DL>
Benito Mussolini, before execution by Italian partisans:<DL><DD>"Shoot me in the chest!" </DD></DL>

[Sniper]

This things un-sinkable : Makers of the Titanic

[robnz]

son they could not a elephant at this distance. seconds before a snpier shot him in the head. World war 2 american general

[Sniper]

son they could not a elephant at this distance. seconds before a snpier shot him in the head. World war 2 american general

This quote here? By vifferman, number 12?


"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!" - General John Sedgwick, 1864, shortly before a bullet hit him in the head.

[Zed]

Sitting Bull (1831-1890)
"I am not going. Do with me what you like. I am not going. Come on! Come on! Take action! Let's go!"

Although Sitting Bull--an important Sioux chief who is most famous for his role in defeating Custer at the Battle of the Little Big Horn--surrendered with about 200 of his followers in 1886, he continued to resist the U.S. government and tribal authorities by encouraging performances of the Ghost Dance ceremony and fomenting a new war against the white man. On 15 December 1890, about forty Native American members of the Indian Constabulary surrounded Sitting Bull's cabin and attempted to arrest him. When Sitting Bull refused to leave with the police, a crowd of angry supporters gathered around him. One of them, Catch the Bear, pulled a gun and shot the senior officer, Lieutenant Henry Bull Head. As Bull Head fell, he fired once and hit Sitting Bull in the side. A close quarters fire fight immediately broke out, and by the time it ended fourteen men--six of whom were police officers--had died.

[robnz]

This quote here? By vifferman, number 12?
could not be bothered going through all the quotes. to lazy

[Zed]

Billy the Kid (alias - William Bonney; real name - Henry McCarty) (1859-1881)

"Who is it?"


Oswald, Lee Harvey - 1963

"I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you."


James Dean (1931-1955)

"That guy's got to stop. . . . He'll see us."

[robnz]

i dont know.

peter abelard- english philosopher.

go away i'm all right.

H.G. Wells

[Indiana_Jones]

"what is happening to me?!"

........He chose, poorly.....:D

-Indy

[myvice]

"Don’t let it end like this, tell them I said something"

[Sniper]

"OH FUCK" : Various riders who see a dangerous situation about to develop involving them and a sudden stop.

[NC]

"Give way?"

[Indiana_Jones]

"IT'S GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

-Bill Paxton

..........Well she should say it lol


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-Indy

[Karma]

FREEDOM!! - Braveheart

We're in a spin Mav', eject eject.... THUD. - Goose

I'm melting! I'm melting! - Wizard of Oz

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine - Obi Wan Kenobi

[inlinefour]

Yes, I will still respect you in the morning. Morning comes, whats you name again? - me, as a drunk teenager

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that? - Trainspotting

BTW, I did the "which individual are you off trainspotting" quiz. The below image is the result (I'm borded on night shift and at least I'm not making lots of lame postings). I guess my addiction is motorcycles, not something I actually plan on giving up at all.:2thumbsup

[parsley]

I'm melting! I'm melting! - Wizard of Oz
Nah, that was the Wicked Witch of the North. Or West. Or something. :doh:

[NhuanH]

"F$%k KB and f#$k all you KBers. I'm leaving....."

[Biff]

Ms Biff: I have the body of a 20 year old
Biff: Well give it back to her you're creasing it.

[Karma]

Nah, that was the Wicked Witch of the North. Or West. Or something. :doh:


Yes but which film was it from?

[inlinefour]

"F$%k KB and f#$k all you KBers. I'm leaving....."

Best one on this thread so far:lol: :2thumbsup

[WINJA]

JESUS ON THE CROSS "HEY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE"
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY , BUT ITS ABOUT TO BE REMOVED BY A MOD , ITS NOT THE MODS FAULT HES DONIG HIS BEST , ITS SOME WHINEY LITTLE FUCK , ZED???

[SPman]

"Wheelie? You call that a wheelie? I'll show you a wheelie" -- Squidley MacSquid
Or was that Dover......:blink:

[SPman]

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY , BUT ITS ABOUT TO BE REMOVED BY A MOD , ITS NOT THE MODS FAULT HES DONIG HIS BEST , ITS SOME WHINEY LITTLE FUCK , ZED???
Like fuck its being removed!

[SixPackBack]

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY , BUT ITS ABOUT TO BE REMOVED BY A MOD , ITS NOT THE MODS FAULT HES DONIG HIS BEST , ITS SOME WHINEY LITTLE FUCK , ZED???

You are joking right?......Yup thats sorta shit is sure going to help with the bickering.......fer fucks sake get a life...recognise humour

[Ixion]

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY , BUT ITS ABOUT TO BE REMOVED BY A MOD , ITS NOT THE MODS FAULT HES DONIG HIS BEST , ITS SOME WHINEY LITTLE FUCK , ZED???

I thought it was funny too. Don't think Mr Zed would have complained, he's more robust than that.

[WINJA]

Like fuck its being removed!
YEAH IT IS WAYLANDER IS REMOVING IT TOMMOROW , HE SENT ME A PM .
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF MY MILDER JOKES

[WINJA]

You are joking right?......Yup thats sorta shit is sure going to help with the bickering.......fer fucks sake get a life...recognise humour
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Hey mate,
Got a reported post on this one.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...501#post412501

Could you please remove it? I'll check it again on saturday and if it's still there then I will delete it.


Thanks heaps mate.



NOPE NO JOKE

[SixPackBack]

With all due respect Waylander that Texan sun appears to have affected testicular growth.......pity, always thought Americans swaggered when they walked for a reason.

[WINJA]

I thought it was funny too. Don't think Mr Zed would have complained, he's more robust than that.
NO HE AINT , THATS WHY HE HIDES BEHIND THAT BIBLE , IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE A CHRISTIAN AND HAVE DIGNITY AND GET RESPECT BUT NOT FOR ZED, ZED IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORST KIND OF CHRISTIAN , HES A LUKE WARMER WHO WILL BE SPEWED FROM GODS MOUTH

[SixPackBack]

Supperlative Summation Mr WINJA.....and seconded!

[Karma]

NO HE AINT , THATS WHY HE HIDES BEHIND THAT BIBLE , IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE A CHRISTIAN AND HAVE DIGNITY AND GET RESPECT BUT NOT FOR ZED, ZED IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORST KIND OF CHRISTIAN , HES A LUKE WARMER WHO WILL BE SPEWED FROM GODS MOUTH


Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

or

If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen.

[WINJA]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

or

If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen.
WTF , EXPLAIN

[NC]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

or

If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen.
Stone? That's a boulder.

[WINJA]

Stone? That's a boulder.
THAT MEANS IM HERPULES

[Karma]

WTF , EXPLAIN


In Zeds quest to clense this forum of any anti-religous sentiments he is effectively censoring any non-chistians.

If he is somewhat distressed by the quality of the language that is being used then he doesn't have to read them.

In the same way that I am free to ignore God and the Jehovas Witnesses, he is free to ignore any comments made to the contrary.

[WINJA]

In Zeds quest to clense this forum of any anti-religous sentiments he is effectively censoring any non-chistians.

If he is somewhat distressed by the quality of the language that is being used then he doesn't have to read them.

In the same way that I am free to ignore God and the Jehovas Witnesses, he is free to ignore any comments made to the contrary.
ZED SHOULD PUT KIWI BIKER ON HIS IGNORE LIST

[SixPackBack]

ZED SHOULD PUT KIWI BIKER ON HIS IGNORE LIST


Some of your finest words WINJA.....all time favourite KB qoute

[Karma]

Well I'm of the opinion that tolerence and understanding are things that cut both ways.

If we have to be tolerant of Zed and other Christians / Religous people in general, then they also should be more tolerant of us.

[Waylander]

So much for trying to keep the peace. Fuck it I don't care anymore. If the site degrades to nothing more than flame wars and soap opras, ohwell. I only use it to see if there are any decent happening going on anyway.

[RON SOAK]

Neville Chamberlin kept the peace in 1938!

[inlinefour]

So much for trying to keep the peace. Fuck it I don't care anymore. If the site degrades to nothing more than flame wars and soap opras, ohwell. I only use it to see if there are any decent happening going on anyway.

While we live in a politically correct world, it does not matter how much we try, someone will still get offended. Its really sad to see that the right to freedom of speach might not exist on this site. As you can see I have quoted WINJA on my sig. Its actually not there to offend anyone as I consider myself a Christian. Its actually there to morn the possible death of freedom of speach. Its like the kid that had his essay failed at one of the local schools. The teacher got offended due to the use of the word, manhole. The teacher crossed it out and wrote personhole and then proceeded to fail the essay. I'm feeling really guilty that I once played a part in flame wars, but the interesting thing is that 99% of the time, I ended up befriending the person that I was arguing with. I am re-evaluating the importance of this site due to the dribble that goes on here, we all need to ride more ahe?

[Indiana_Jones]

Neville Chamberlin kept the peace in 1938!

PEACE IN OUR TIME!

lol

-Indy

[Skyryder]

NO HE AINT , THATS WHY HE HIDES BEHIND THAT BIBLE , IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE A CHRISTIAN AND HAVE DIGNITY AND GET RESPECT BUT NOT FOR ZED, ZED IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORST KIND OF CHRISTIAN , HES A LUKE WARMER WHO WILL BE SPEWED FROM GODS MOUTH

One of your better posts Winj.

Skyryder.

[Skyryder]

So what's wrong with a bit of slagging. Goddamit if all we can do sit around and suck each other dicks then this forum is going to get boring very quickly. Nothing like a goode poke in eye and a bit of humour to go with it. Some of the best entertainment is when a good oold slaggaing match is on. Nothing personal just words so let's not take all this too seriously.

Skyryder

[Oscar]

...has anybody posted the classic:



Here, hold my beer and watch this...

[Lou Girardin]

Well I'm of the opinion that tolerence and understanding are things that cut both ways.

If we have to be tolerant of Zed and other Christians / Religous people in general, then they also should be more tolerant of us.

Tolerance is not something born-agains are known for.
Mollie cocktail party at the abortion clinic anyone?

[scumdog]

THAT MEANS IM HERPULES

Is that the name for a herpes sufferer???

[The_Dover]

Is that the name for a herpes sufferer???

Fuck, beaten to the punchline by a pig. I must be getting slow in my old age.:buggerd:

[SARGE]

back on topic for a minute...(please dont red rep me for this..but i just hadda do it..)


FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

YEA?... THEY GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST

[Karma]

Famous last words.


please dont red rep me for this..but i just hadda do it..

[pyrocam]

famous last words

I'm leaving KB forever. - various kiwibikers

[SARGE]

famous last words (several)

1) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKHEAD?
2) DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP' OR 'STAND UP'?
3) LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING INDIANS - GENERAL GEORGE CUSTER

[Waylander]

"It's just a bike parking spot what are they gonna do about it"

Probably went through the mind of someone owning a red Honda Civic wich had a nice paint job on it.

[Oscar]

"I'm not about to sell my principles just to get the baubles of power..."

The Hon. Winston Peters, MP 2005.

[Skyryder]

Back to topic

[SARGE]

Well I've always had a deep respect,
And I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.
Foo Fighters - Have a Cigar
.



FOO FIGHTERS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS.. thats Pink Floyd.. anyone else is blasphamy

[Waylander]

FOO FIGHTERS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS.. thats Pink Floyd.. anyone else is blasphamy
Just finished this discussion with HDTboy in another thread. Foo Fighters sang a remake of it for amovie soundtrack (can't remember witch) and I prefer the Foo Fighters version. PF version was too slow for my taste. Though that is the ONLY song by FF that I like.

[SARGE]

....and I prefer the Foo Fighters version. PF version was too slow for my taste.



mayday mayday.. does not compute..illogical..ERROR ERROR ERRRrrrrrrroo00orrrrrrrrrrrr

[The_Dover]

I prefer the Foo Fighters version. PF version was too slow for my taste. Though that is the ONLY song by FF that I like.

I fuckin told you he was gay!! Cover your arses boys!!!:shake:

[NhuanH]

Just finished this discussion with HDTboy in another thread. Foo Fighters sang a remake of it for amovie soundtrack (can't remember witch) and I prefer the Foo Fighters version. PF version was too slow for my taste. Though that is the ONLY song by FF that I like.


mayday mayday.. does not compute..illogical..ERROR ERROR ERRRrrrrrrroo00orrrrrrrrrrrr
alert, alert, merkin overload, merkin overload.

When's Cussin Cletus comin' down buoys?

[SARGE]

alert, alert, merkin overload, merkin overload.

When's Cussin Cletus comin' down buoys?


he'll be over to help you pick up your teeth 10 minutes after i split baby..now get your high yellow ass in the kitchen and cook me up some fried rice before it gets nasty in here...:bash:

[Waylander]

I fuckin told you he was gay!! Cover your arses boys!!!:shake:
:stupid::shake:

[scumdog]

Just finished this discussion with HDTboy in another thread. Foo Fighters sang a remake of it for amovie soundtrack (can't remember witch) and I prefer the Foo Fighters version. PF version was too slow for my taste. Though that is the ONLY song by FF that I like.

Foo Fighters? Foo Fighter? who the eff are they?? From the Magic Roundabout?

[NhuanH]

he'll be over to help you pick up your teeth 10 minutes after i split baby..now get your high yellow ass in the kitchen and cook me up some fried rice before it gets nasty in here...:bash:
Ahh, just like Dubya eh? Insular mindset with violence as part of the armoury.

How did you know I wear dentures? :D

[SARGE]

Ahh, just like Dubya eh? Insular mindset with violence as part of the armoury.

i was antisocial and "assertive" when 'W' was still cranking 8-balls up his nose with a rolled up 1980 American dollar bill


How did you know I wear dentures? :D


the gum-marks on my dick

[NhuanH]

the gum-marks on my dick
why you insist on dentures out though? Oh, wait, don't you personally ride a 1200? It's cos you dont want it getting stuck between the teeth or summat eh?

[scumdog]

the gum-marks on my dick

Effit Sarge, didn't ya mean GUN marks????

[SARGE]

why you insist on dentures out though? Oh, wait, don't you personally ride a 1200? It's cos you dont want it getting stuck between the teeth or summat eh?


nah.. i ride a 1200 cuz i cant stand the whining of a 600.. fuck man.. my mom had sewing machines with more street cred

[scumdog]

nah.. i ride a 1200 cuz i cant stand the whining of a 600.. fuck man.. my mom had sewing machines with more street cred

I know what you mean Sarge, - my air 'compressor' packed up today and I was mighty pissed off!!!!

How the hell was I to paint CBs Fairlane floor?

[The_Dover]

nah.. i ride a 1200 cuz i cant stand the whining of a 600.. fuck man.. my mom had sewing machines with more street cred

I thought that it was cos they haven't made a six hundy that could haul your lardy ass!!:doobey:

[NhuanH]

nah.. i ride a 1200 cuz i cant stand the whining of a 600.. fuck man.. my mom had sewing machines with more street cred
yeh, she showed me last night, as we compared dentures

[scumdog]

I thought that it was cos they haven't made a six hundy that could haul your lardy ass!!:doobey:

They make road bikes THAT small????

[SARGE]

I thought that it was cos they haven't made a six hundy that could haul your lardy ass!!:doobey:


yea.. that too...


its a man's bike.. FJ1200, Blackbird, ZX12, Busa, ThunderAce, ZZR1400. like a mach 3 lounge chair

[SPORK]

Why don't you just get a Goldwing (or even better, a Silverwing!) and be done with it!?

[scumdog]

Why don't you just get a Goldwing (or even better, a Silverwing!) and be done with it!?

Hmm, are they some kind of two wheeled transportation???

[SARGE]

Why don't you just get a Goldwing (or even better, a Silverwing!) and be done with it!?


cuz i like sports bikes but the japs think sports riders are all 50 kg and 5'2".. i can bend the FJ around Scenic as fast or faster than i can on a K3 / K4 thou and shes stable and not all jumpy like the current models due to the extra weight.. front end stays down when i want it to, but she will still loft on command..seen the 7o'clock position on the speedo more than once (180 is at 5o'clock) and again , stable as anything.. dont worry about much at speed..

shes all set up for me.. Ohlins/ Racetech suspension, a few :whistle: minor engine mods.. and a Section 8 on the handlebars

[Oscar]

Hmm, are they some kind of two wheeled transportation???

Silverwing? Nought wrong wid a Silverwing...
Go looking fer WRX's.

[Skyryder]

Foo Fighters? Foo Fighter? who the eff are they?? From the Magic Roundabout?

You're showing your age old son.
These guys are one of the better bands that todays generation are listening to.

They happen to be pretty good musco's too.

http://www.foofighters.com/index.php

Skyryder

[SARGE]

You're showing your age old son.
These guys are one of the better bands that todays generation are listening to.

They happen to be pretty good musco's too.

http://www.foofighters.com/index.php

Skyryder


yea ,... I like some of thier stuff.. definatly not in the same league as Floyd or Zepplin though..

[Oscar]

You're showing your age old son.
These guys are one of the better bands that todays generation are listening to.

They happen to be pretty good musco's too.

http://www.foofighters.com/index.php

Skyryder


I agree.
However if yer gonna have a song lyric as a sig. line, you should attribute it to the writer (or at least the original band).

[The_Dover]

Does anyone actually believe the Foo Fighters would have gotten anywhere if Dave Grohl wasn't ex-Nirvana?? They are average at best and to attribute a Pink Floyd classic to them is tantamount to heresy.

Kiddie rock, just like the Offspring.

[Skyryder]

I agree.
However if yer gonna have a song lyric as a sig. line, you should attribute it to the writer (or at least the original band).

Yep same. But it's sometime a generational thing and these guys simply do not know that what 'they' think is original is in fact a 'cover.'

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

yea ,... I like some of thier stuff.. definatly not in the same league as Floyd or Zepplin though..

Different type of music. I think thirty years out from now Foo Fighters will be looked upon in much the same way as some of us look upon Floyd or Zepplin. They are a band and not a group and as an oldie this is how I define todays music. OK so before i get slagged there are some singers and good ones at that but in simplistic terms it's bands and groups.

Pop music is only relative to each generation. There are exceptions where the generational barrier is crossed but in the main this applies only to the indavidual as against a popular trend. Or to put it another way, good music will 'always' be good music, it's just that it takes time for it to get recognised as such by a generation other than it is written for.

Skyryder

[Krayy]

In honour of todays anniversary, consider the thread resurrected....


"Hey Priscilla, I need to take a dump, and I may be some time. Humma." - Elvis

[Timber020]

"No mate, im telling you when I hit the NOS the busa is going to ride sweet"

"Lets bump this guy with our purple van"

"Im telling you thats 6 shots, he must be reloading"

"Who would have thought an old truck would burn easily, aye scumdog?"

"I bet my life president Bush will do the right and smart thing"

"Sorry Winja, Im having the last pie"

[Wolf]

Hey GM, I've got half a pizza left, you can have it if you kill off someone's character by the end of the game...


(pays to remember the relationships between role players and geeks and geeks and pizza...)

[DMNTD]

"Farewell Kiwi Biker".... :rolleyes:

[ManDownUnder]

Co-Pilot on Board Space Shuttle Challenger... "Hey Jim - what does this button do?"

[Weaver]

O squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why, only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
O squiggly line. Its all right, you are forgiven

Stewie Griffin

[Clockwork]

Co-Pilot on Board Space Shuttle Challenger... "Hey Jim - what does this button do?"



I thought it was "Oh go on, let her drive."

[ManDownUnder]

I thought it was "Oh go on, let her drive."

It's also "hey - look... I found an o-ring"

[vifferman]

Shirley the most common last words would have to be, "Oh, shi...."
(Although "FUCK!!!!!" would be right up there.)

[parsley]

Does anyone actually believe the Foo Fighters would have gotten anywhere if Dave Grohl wasn't ex-Nirvana??
You can say that about most famous people with a connection. Do you Lilly Allen would have become famous if her dad wasn't Keith Allen?

Kiddie rock, just like the Offspring.
No, more than that. One of the top 10 live acts I've seen, and I've seen a few.

[crynsie]

whoops......

[Edbear]

Famous Last Words
"I'll get a world record for this."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I've seen this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"Let it down slowly."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"Nice doggie."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"That's odd."

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Now watch this..."

"What duck?"

[firefighter]

Bruce, Lenny (Leonard Schneider) (1925-1966)
"Do you know where I can get any shit?"

[tri boy]

"Lets give this railway surfing gig a go"
Bored street kids.